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Where do squirrels go during hurricanes all over the place?
What is invisible and smells like nuts? Squirrel farts?
The latest fad is the squirrel diet. Totally nuts.
What do you call a squirrel at sea clutching a stick? A chipwreck?
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut?
Do you know how you catch a squirrel when you are in Hawaii? Climb up a tree and act like a coconut.
What do you call a squirrel that doesn't eat nuts hungry?
What happens when a female artist paints two squirrels on the side of a barn in Central Russia? A girl's rural euro plural squirrel mural?
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree because it was dead?
I asked a squirrel if he preferred peanuts or cashews. He didn't respond. He's still on the fence.
I think squirrels are trying to eat me. I am probably nuts.
In this season, the squirrels are gathering nuts. I almost got grabbed by one.
Just a moment away for more dead jokes right after this brief pause. Why do squirrels float on their backs to keep their nuts dry?
If you think you can make a good joke about what squirrels eat your nuts?
Did you know that squirrels play a note when you run them over? They play be flat? Why shouldn't you fight a squirrel? They go straight for the nuts. What did the squirrel robber do after the cops found him? He high tailed it out of there.
What do you call a Buddhist squirrel a chipmunk?
I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height. Apparently they didn't like my criticizing.
Why do squirrels have such small balls? Because surprisingly very few of them? Now how to dance? I'm Bob Jeffy.
And I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the Nutty Dad Jokes for National Squirrel Appreciation Day. A big shout out to Anthony Gurdon, who inspired us to make this episode and supplied a bunch of these jokes. Thank you, Anthony. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us a favorite and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks Looking for the gift for Dad, we have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button now available on Amazon a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience