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How were the casting directors for the Big Lebowski able to find the perfect actors for their roles? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Published Jan 21, 2025, 11:54 PM

Daily Dad Jokes (21 Jan 2025)

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My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away, so I got him a coomb as a parting gift.

I just rolled a joint. I bet you are jealous, Well, don't be. It was my ankle because I'm old.

Did you hear about the Canadian dinosaur who always crashed his cars? They were Torontosaurus ricks.

I never praised myself for my Greek mythology puns, but hey, I might as well.

Even if a bear wears shoes and sucks, it will still have bear feet.

What does a photon eat between meals? A light snack?

How were the casting directors for The Big Lebowski able to find the perfect actors for their roles? They did their due diligence.

What do you give a pasta chef who always serves wet noodles a restraining order?

My cousin just told me to stop being silly, I replied, Okay, it'll be Mike Wazoski instead.

Why did the ocilloscope refuse to date the waveform because it couldn't handle the ups and downs?

Did you know that besides the Apple of Knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there's another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose. Yeah, it's the reason death More Dad humor will waits. Right after this short break.

My doctor told me I was losing my hearing. I'm fine, though, I mean, I haven't heard anything since.

What did the other goats tell the goat that only ate fancy clothes, you have exquisite taste.

My ex wife is a jiu jitsu black belt. That's why I could never take her back. Brown Space Shuttle crash lands on rid planet. Crew is alive, but marooned. I complained to my father about making me run in circles, so he also nailed down my other foot.

I was happily watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when the Triangle guy disappeared.

Harry Potter was trying to fuel his truck. He was expecting petroleum.

I feel bad for the Chiefs. They do so well and they keep getting the bills for it. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide. So help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today.

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