How do you make budweiser? Send him to school?

How do you make budweiser? Send him to school?

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day. It's bound to end in tears though she's terrible it snooker.

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day. It's bound to end in tears though she's terrible it snooker.

What's the best name for a bipolar woman? Jacqueline Hyde.

What's the best name for a bipolar woman? Jacqueline Hyde.

My friend told me the drinking beer would make him smarter, but I don't think anything would make my budweiser.

My friend told me the drinking beer would make him smarter, but I don't think anything would make my budweiser.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality?

Does anyone have solid evidence for the existence of Bigfoot? Not YETI.

Does anyone have solid evidence for the existence of Bigfoot? Not YETI.

My son threw a bridge stick at his sister while we were out at Olive Garden. I told him, if someone sees that, they'll call the police and you'll be charged with assault and buttery.

My son threw a bridge stick at his sister while we were out at Olive Garden. I told him, if someone sees that, they'll call the police and you'll be charged with assault and buttery.

I install elevators for a living. It has its ups and downs. I send all my trousers to school. Some of them end up suspended. I was looking at my ceiling this morning. I don't know if it's the best in the world, but it's definitely up there.

I install elevators for a living. It has its ups and downs. I send all my trousers to school. Some of them end up suspended. I was looking at my ceiling this morning. I don't know if it's the best in the world, but it's definitely up there.

The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island?

The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island?

What do you call a cow beef jerky?

What do you call a cow beef jerky?

I told my dad he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a big hug.

I told my dad he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a big hug.

Did you hear the story of the Haunted refrigerator? It was a chilling tale.

Did you hear the story of the Haunted refrigerator? It was a chilling tale.

How do you compliment a color? You're one in a vermilion.

How do you compliment a color? You're one in a vermilion.

Two Antennas decided to get married. The ceremony was pretty boring, but the reception was great.

Two Antennas decided to get married. The ceremony was pretty boring, but the reception was great.

Do you like bird jokes or do they go over your head?

Do you like bird jokes or do they go over your head?

Does getting rid of parasites mean? I'm ticked off?

Does getting rid of parasites mean? I'm ticked off?

My egotistical sister liked to ride tall ponies. I often had to tell her to get off her high horse.

My egotistical sister liked to ride tall ponies. I often had to tell her to get off her high horse.

What do you give the dentist of the year a little plaque?

What do you give the dentist of the year a little plaque?

I discovered the cure to cancer. Just give birth anywhere. From July twenty third to June twenty first.

I discovered the cure to cancer. Just give birth anywhere. From July twenty third to June twenty first.

I've been flirting with lawyers and judges while they're at work. This is the best way to court women. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few groans, So make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.

I've been flirting with lawyers and judges while they're at work. This is the best way to court women. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few groans, So make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.

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Looking for more dad joke humor to share. Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What do you call a Frenchman in Sandels? Philip Flopp