A cow has four, but a woman only has two. What am I legs?

A cow has four, but a woman only has two. What am I legs?

My Korean friend died last week, so young.

My Korean friend died last week, so young.

Cannibals aren't picky when it comes to eating people in the military, however, they do prefer seasoned veterans.

Cannibals aren't picky when it comes to eating people in the military, however, they do prefer seasoned veterans.

Last year, my bodybuilder friend lost his left arm and leg in a tragic accident. Now he inspires me every day with how he advocates for fair treatment and equal access at the gem. In fact, I'm inspired by anyone who exercises their rights.

Last year, my bodybuilder friend lost his left arm and leg in a tragic accident. Now he inspires me every day with how he advocates for fair treatment and equal access at the gem. In fact, I'm inspired by anyone who exercises their rights.

Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other do you have a favorite song? The other replies, well, all my life, I have been a heavy mital fan.

Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other do you have a favorite song? The other replies, well, all my life, I have been a heavy mital fan.

Spider Man has a coat made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread. It's his peta Parker.

Spider Man has a coat made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread. It's his peta Parker.

What do you call a computer that can sing a dill?

What do you call a computer that can sing a dill?

How do we know that trees are not highly intelligent? They get stumped too easily. I might as well become a cannibal. I'm already fit up with people. The frost was horrendous this morning, and I couldn't find my scraper, so I had to use my Tesco club card. It wasn't great, but I managed to get twenty percent off.

How do we know that trees are not highly intelligent? They get stumped too easily. I might as well become a cannibal. I'm already fit up with people. The frost was horrendous this morning, and I couldn't find my scraper, so I had to use my Tesco club card. It wasn't great, but I managed to get twenty percent off.

What do you call a clown in jail a silicon?

What do you call a clown in jail a silicon?

Why don't trace have bad backs? They have good lumber support.

Why don't trace have bad backs? They have good lumber support.

Laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break. What do you call a sleeping bull a bulldozer?

Laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break. What do you call a sleeping bull a bulldozer?

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow, it's past your bedtime?

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow, it's past your bedtime?

I was recently voted the most alexithymic person in the world. Got no words to describe how proud I am.

I was recently voted the most alexithymic person in the world. Got no words to describe how proud I am.

The downside of fixing your own breaks is that it's very addicting. Seriously, I need help. I just can't stop.

The downside of fixing your own breaks is that it's very addicting. Seriously, I need help. I just can't stop.

I bought a horse and my girl asked if I was going to race him, Not at all. I said that horse is way faster than me.

I bought a horse and my girl asked if I was going to race him, Not at all. I said that horse is way faster than me.

I haven't decided if I like being a pilot yet it has its ups and downs.

I haven't decided if I like being a pilot yet it has its ups and downs.

What did the first guy to try whiskey say? That's neat? I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Don't miss the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide. So do us a favor and share a joke with your loved ones today.

What did the first guy to try whiskey say? That's neat? I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Don't miss the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide. So do us a favor and share a joke with your loved ones today.

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