I found a turred covered in glitter. It was pretty crappy.

I found a turred covered in glitter. It was pretty crappy.

Have you heard of the in house title of senior product designers at Ikea? There's engineers.

Have you heard of the in house title of senior product designers at Ikea? There's engineers.

I opened a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts. It's a whole business model.

I opened a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts. It's a whole business model.

My wife accused me of being a terrible lawyer. I didn't know what to say. I just couldn't defend myself. A book just fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame. I told my wife she should do lunches to stay in shape. That was a big step forward.

My wife accused me of being a terrible lawyer. I didn't know what to say. I just couldn't defend myself. A book just fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame. I told my wife she should do lunches to stay in shape. That was a big step forward.

Why don't turkeys play baseball because every hits the foul ball?

Why don't turkeys play baseball because every hits the foul ball?

What do you get when you combine Southern literature and alcohol to kill a mockingbird?

What do you get when you combine Southern literature and alcohol to kill a mockingbird?

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says, I'm fine, but I feel like I've died a little inside.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says, I'm fine, but I feel like I've died a little inside.

I've created a YouTube channel about the symbiotic relationship between algae and FUNGI like and subscribe.

I've created a YouTube channel about the symbiotic relationship between algae and FUNGI like and subscribe.

I was a chef for mafia boss that had already had three of his chefs killed for bad meals. A pressure cooker, if you will.

I was a chef for mafia boss that had already had three of his chefs killed for bad meals. A pressure cooker, if you will.

Why is room temperature water so insecure? Because nobody calls him hot or cool.

Why is room temperature water so insecure? Because nobody calls him hot or cool.

We'll return with more laughs following this short break. Cheetahs think that they're sneaky, but I can always spot them.

We'll return with more laughs following this short break. Cheetahs think that they're sneaky, but I can always spot them.

My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Didn't quite believe her until she pushed me off the top story.

My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Didn't quite believe her until she pushed me off the top story.

What's the difference between a radio DJ and a librarian? One stacks tracks and the other trek stacks.

What's the difference between a radio DJ and a librarian? One stacks tracks and the other trek stacks.

Did you hear about the annoying dermatologist? He got under everyone's skin?

Did you hear about the annoying dermatologist? He got under everyone's skin?

Why did the turkey cross the road to prove it wasn't chicken?

Why did the turkey cross the road to prove it wasn't chicken?

Teaching astrophysics these days is quite depressing. It's a dark matter. I'm Bob Jeffy.

Teaching astrophysics these days is quite depressing. It's a dark matter. I'm Bob Jeffy.

And I'm Montgomery Jones.

And I'm Montgomery Jones.

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