What's it called when you drink holy water mixed with laxatives? A religious movement? How many beans does it take to make Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty nine, cause one more would make it too farty, and nine less would make it too turty. My dog just got home after his first day of work as a guard dog. I asked him how it went? Rough is all? He said?

What's it called when you drink holy water mixed with laxatives? A religious movement? How many beans does it take to make Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty nine, cause one more would make it too farty, and nine less would make it too turty. My dog just got home after his first day of work as a guard dog. I asked him how it went? Rough is all? He said?

How did Matthew McConaughey describe the KKK rally? All white, all white, all white?

How did Matthew McConaughey describe the KKK rally? All white, all white, all white?

Why do Peruvian owl's hunting pears because they're inca hoots?

Why do Peruvian owl's hunting pears because they're inca hoots?

My wife and I agreed and decided that we don't want children. We're telling them tonight.

My wife and I agreed and decided that we don't want children. We're telling them tonight.

I don't know why everyone hates lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

I don't know why everyone hates lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

The world stockpile of cocaine just got bombed by an a drug agencies. DEA struck the final blow.

The world stockpile of cocaine just got bombed by an a drug agencies. DEA struck the final blow.

Why do cows love to go to New York to see the Broadway muscicals?

Why do cows love to go to New York to see the Broadway muscicals?

We are having him a lay in rabbit stew for dinner. We found him Alayan on the road.

We are having him a lay in rabbit stew for dinner. We found him Alayan on the road.

It said, this economy. I just saw an elderly man collecting Charlie's outside my local supermarket. He must have been pushing ed Just a moment away for more Dad jokes right after this brief pause.

It said, this economy. I just saw an elderly man collecting Charlie's outside my local supermarket. He must have been pushing ed Just a moment away for more Dad jokes right after this brief pause.

What is a kidnapper's favorite chew White Vans?

What is a kidnapper's favorite chew White Vans?

What's a Brigadier General's favorite band? The Bgs?

What's a Brigadier General's favorite band? The Bgs?

Why can't Panda scare you because they bamboo?

Why can't Panda scare you because they bamboo?

I don't really like the picture of Dorian Gray at the end. I just think it gets old really fast.

I don't really like the picture of Dorian Gray at the end. I just think it gets old really fast.

Last night I learned how the various pieces of metal on ships hulls are held together. It was riveting.

Last night I learned how the various pieces of metal on ships hulls are held together. It was riveting.

Why did the geology quit their job at the fishmonger? They were stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Why did the geology quit their job at the fishmonger? They were stuck between a rock and a hard place.

What martial art do crustaceans love to do? Krab Magoon.

What martial art do crustaceans love to do? Krab Magoon.

Wait Watchers will meet Wednesday evening at seven pm at Central United Church. Attendees please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

Wait Watchers will meet Wednesday evening at seven pm at Central United Church. Attendees please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

I'm Bob Jeffy and.

I'm Bob Jeffy and.

I'm Montgomery Jones.

I'm Montgomery Jones.

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