Listen. Listen to Joe. You're green with envy because my body is so tight because I drink athletic greens every morning. Shake it up, put it in my shaker, I get my minerals, I get my vitamins. Boom, take a nice little deuce action ready for the day. That that's the secret to your to your tight Yeah, yeah, toit. This is why you know people are always asking on the street, oh my god, Oliver, why are you so sexy? Why are you so sexy? And I pull out a little travel pack of athletic greens and I just tossed them out, you know, to people who are and say, look, I mean, yeah, one tasty scoop of a g one contains seventy five vitamins, minerals, whole food sourced ingredients, including a multivitamin, multimineral, probiotic green super food blend, and more than one convenient daily serving. And then you hand that to them and you give them a little wink, and you pat them on the back of the head and you say go get them there. And then a lot of times they as they say, they say, listen to me, how do I do what am I supposed to do? With this, and I say, here's I'll tell you to I'll tell you I throw him a shaker. I say, you wake up in the morning, you pour that in, just like Oliver Hudson does. You pour it in, you shake it up with water, you down it. It actually tastes really good, boom, you are set for the day. And then you know, I always get the feedback of just wow, thank you for changing my life. You're you're such a giver. And I think it's probably the aptogens and the antioxidants that that throw it over the top, or maybe the superfood complex or the digestive enzymes and mushroom complex that's all involved in this. I mean, it's all in one scoop. It's hard to believe, but it's one scoop in your water, Shake it up, drink it down, start your day and be tight toyt like Oliver Hudson. I mean, that's that's. I don't know of a better way to sell you Athletic Greens. And so since that's the case, we'll ask you to visit Athletic greens dot com slash Daddy issues and take control of your health and give a g one to try Athletic greens dot Com slash Daddy Issues Get that Vitamin D calory audio. Hey there, Daddy Issues listeners, This is Margo the producer. As you may or may not know, Joe and Oliver are on a little bit of a summer break right now so they can focus on their families and Oliver's hard at work on season two of The Cleaning Lady. But me and Josh were talking and we thought, instead of just going silent for the next few weeks, why not share some archived episodes of Daddy Issues. So we asked Joe and Oliver what their favorite episodes are, and that's what we're gonna put out each week until they return from this little summer hiatus. So the episode we picked out for you guys today was recorded almost exactly a year ago. Um, so we thought perfect opportunity year anniversary of the Worst Episode Ever, which is what this episode is called. The worst episode may actually be the best episode, but we'll we'll leave that up to you guys to decide. Love to hear from you on our socials or comment on the podcast. And is this the worst episode ever? Is there a worst episode? Let us know and enjoy the episode. We promise We will be back at the end of summer with new episodes and a fresh perspective and maybe a few other surprises. Thanks for listening, guys. Um, this is all over. Hudson reporting live from New Silver Beach, Cape cod Ready ready to do an eighteen minute podcast. That's what we're shooting for is eighteen minutes. That's it. If we did eighteen minutes every week, I would continue to do this. Do you think we could get to know a guest enough in eighteen minutes, just like start the timer and just rifle questions at him. We like eighteen minutes, eighteen minute interviews. It's just it's just a speed round, you know. It's like it's like a six seven minute ABS or whatever. You know, we could just do, just do and you're like, literally seven minute interviews, fucking speed questions. Just cut right to the chase, right How big is your dicks? So McConaughey, you're gonna be You're gonna be governor, zero small talk whatsoever. God, by the way, that sounds great. Do you know when we read our little promos every week and we say, hey, if you like what you're hearing, don keep it to yourself. But we really need to make it clear that we are at the bitter end here and it doesn't get better. More people don't download this clearer monk of shit, then we're we're out, We're done. We're gonna We're just we'll just call each other and entertain each other and just be dune. Yeah, it's just the fact that we're talking about it and we're gonna put this on the air is the greatest thing ever. I mean it now, I know it's I don't know. I mean, look, I love talking to you, there's no doubt about it. Like it's it's a fun time. We get to interview really cool people. We arguably have had the best guests of of you know, with the exception of maybe Rogan and Dax and some of the big guys. But our guests are fucking unreal, you know. But I guess like our mothers has listened to them, you know what I mean. I I don't know, man, we I don't know either. And I thought we would we would change the world of that we the nile would flow south, the birds would different as really come of it. No, I know, toilets in Australia would go clockwise lockwise nothing's really come of it. Uh, it's true. I don't know. I mean I haven't I mean we haven't seen a check. I mean, this is we're just pro bono at this point. Yeah, we're basically this is Wayne's world. This is Wayne's World. That's fucking perfect. We're doing Wayne's World right now. This is public access broadcasting at its final You know, Josh to put some like fucking like sweet guitar licks, you know, just some fucking sweetass guitar licks, just to spice it up, like Wayne's World. Yeah, totally part time. We should have him just yeah, let's just let's just like honestly saying, just fucking go crazy with this one. Put weird sounds in there, like a bust going by, or like some animal sounds, or just fucking getting weird with it. See what happens. Yeah, just just different guitars, little yeah licks or whips or whatever the fun they are. You've been in network situation comedies, movies. I've done world series and super Bowls and nobody gives a ship. I know, I guess not. I don't know, man, I and I I feel like they should. I feel like they should. I listen to our shows every once in a while, and I like him, and I'm laughing at our own stuff, and I don't really ever do that kind of thing. And I'll go back and listen to the All Star Game. I just did the All Star Game, and I'm not gonna go back and watch that. No. Well, you know what, Hey, maybe if we just keep trying, remember that book, the Little Engine that could, you know, we're just I mean, we're just chugging up hill. Or is there ever gonna be you know, precipice and then some sort of free fall into fame and money. I don't I don't know. Maybe we will be just chugging up hill. But here's the thing, and I agree with you, and I don't know. We're just chugging up hill and then we run out of steam and we go backward back down the hill and stam into a mountain into Josh Margo Slam of the Josh Margot and all the other podcasts. It's just laugh at. I do feel some sense of competition and desire to prove that our podcast can make it, but I just don't. Yeah, I I listened to these other podcasts, the ones that are making tens of millions of dollars and I'm just not that interested in what they have to say. I don't care. It's not it's not better, it's just it's just more widely her. Yeah, I guess it's like anything else. You know, it's timing, it's luck, it's all all kinds of different factors. I guess, you know, I don't know. I mean, we do have hundreds of thousands of people in the hundreds each month listening to us. I mean, you know what percent of the population is that million? You know, like point one or something. I don't know. I just walked up here to do the So I'm still in Denver after the All Star Game, and my mother in law, who's seventy three years old, just said, oh, the woman I just had lunch with told me to tell you that they listen to every one of your podcasts and they they can't they love it. And I'm thinking, well, if if we've reached Mary Wrights friend her luncheon friends, isn't our audience and our audience to be bigger than I mean? I I am in this little amazing town um in Cape cod right now where my wife grew up, and it's called New Silver Beach and same. I mean, I've had more people come up to me since I've been here and said, oh my god, I love Daddy Issues, I love Daddy Issues, love you and Buck are doing blah blah blah, my hey, thanks, you know, And honestly, when they do tell me that, it means more to me than any other TV show that I've done, because I don't know, it's something differ personal and we get to have these conversations. But you know, I'm like, what the fuck. You know, people do seem to listen to at least they tell me they do. Just be honest with me. Do you get more, Hey, I love your podcast Daddy Issues, or do you get hey, I love sibling revelry with Kate. She's amazing. It's probably I'd say, it's like, you know, sixty forty siblings. Okay, I can I can accept that. Yeah, that's real. That's honest. I mean, it's a lot of daddy issue stuff. I mean, for real, it's that's no bullshit. You know, look at those feet. I mean, do you think people are gonna even I've already turned it off because but it's sucking complaining about don't no one listen to it. Do we give a ship? Do we care? Look at those fucking deep I'm gonna try to take a picture of it. Got it? Oh wait, I gotta do it again here? Got it? Alright? Fine, this is I'm done complaining. I'm done complaining. How's Cape Cod? It's great, It's amazing. It's it's again stuck in the fifties. It's if you're a serial killer and you're listening to this, this is the place to come because they're everyone is amazing. The doors are wide open, kids are on the rusty bikes. There's a tea room that serves up French fries and candy from the twenties. And you know, it's one of these places that is just stuck in time, and it's awesome. Do you feel like it feels like so? It sounds like there they it's filmed. It it part three? There still for sure? Oh, without without a doubt. I mean it is right for a horror filming. And and and it's funny you say that because it's been um shitty weather and the fog rolls in and you're walking down the street and you're like, oh dude, like you know, you could just kill everyone here and no one would know it would be the most prolific murder of all time. I don't know that you want this out there. I don't do you want to do you want to be heard saying this? I've like just lost my mind. No, I mean, what the point is is that it is? It is a throwback. You know, it's a true throwback. There are a thousand kids Wilder and Bodie and Rio are on their bikes and their cruising and they're just gone all day with a billion other kids rolling around. All of Aaron's high school friends have houses here. It's just it's incredible. It's really it's really Awesomely were good. I'm glad and you're up there reading lines for what your Fox show you're gonna be? Yeah, you know, I'm trying to learn my lines. I want to get them, Like when does that start? August sewod I go to Albuquerque and uh, I just had a cast zoom and you know, I'm feeling better about it, feeling better about it. Um. How weird is that that's like the first day of school with these people that are acting and then you're you're on a zoom calls like hey, hey, now, Liz, guys gonna play a brick Johnson. That's uh, I'm from Rules of Engagements and various other shows. Hey, how about it as war Welcome Albert. That's kind of what it was because everyone else knows each other. They all shot the pilot, so it was about me just you know, doing my fucking dog and pony show, like you know, yeah, you know, I'm just I'm super excited. Can't wait to get down there. You know, how's everything going down? And in Albuquerque, alba Querque? Why don't you pass out? Are you know, a little business cards with Daddy issues to your your fellow cast members. They might get to know you better and it could help actually prepared them for what's rolling into town the first week of August. Yeah, well it's funny. Even said it's not daddy issues. But you know, my Instagram is so weird and me and crazy, and you know, the cast was like, you know, well, yeah, we've looked at your Instagram account like you're a pretty crazy guy and like, yeah, a little nutty. I guess that sounds horrible. This isn't gonna work. This is not gonna work. Who's the biggest name other than you in the cast. Um, I don't Josh Hartnet, Josh Josh Hartnet. Josh Hartnet's in there, Josh Hartnett. Uh, nobody. I mean, there's it's it's it's not like a very well known cast, to be honest. Um, but maybe I'm the biggest name. I don't know. But everyone's cool. I watched the pilot. Everyone's very good. All they're all really good actors. Can you send me the pilot? Yeah? You want to see it? Yeah? I do. I want to see what you're walking into because I feel protective of you, and I want to know what you're I want to see the pilot and I want to know. I want to see your script. I want to know what you're coming in there saying, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna email you the script. You know, I'm special agent Garrett Miller. What are you investigating? There is a sort of a mob, a mob syndicate, you know, in Las Vegas, and um, you know there's a there's a the lead girl is sort of rap gets wrapped up in this whole world. And I am an FBI informant or I'm an especially agent who is sort of have my have my own demons you and trying to get off, trying to get on Alexa bro I play an f special agent trying to get off an antidepress it to Oliver, acting as special agent whatever your fucking name is, Shaking on the toilet, popping out of vans, like trying to get normal. I don't know. I I'm just said I can't stop crying, man, I can't, but I gotta go rest these people. I think I've got to lead, and I just don't want to leave this toilet. Funny, where were you tonight of October thirty first? Oh my god, I'm so oh my god, that's so great. It's a oh my god. I might add that in there. Yeah, hey, just for a quick wrinkle, just something a little true to life. I'm trump switching from lexapro to trintelex really throwing me for loop these days. Is there any chance you could write this in where I'm struggling coming coming off lexa Pro. How would you even tell that story? Oh my god? How do you even play that? Like I play brains apps and like I God, I ain't got some amazing That's why that's why I love you, That's why that's right there it's so great. Don't go anywhere. We'll be back after this short break with more from Oliver and me. I haven't talked about this anywhere because it's it would be giving it life. But Chris Bryant, who plays for the Cubs, was playing in the outfield for the National League in the All Star Game, and I was interviewing all these players from the booth while they're playing in this game. And Chris Bryant, the story with him is he's a world champion, former m VP, former Rookie of the Year who is on the trading block. And so one of the questions I asked him was, have you been able to keep your concentration with all the you know, rumors swirling around about you know, you being traded? And his dad afterward he wasn't there or it wasn't listening to it. His dad was at the game. He said that I was quote unquote classless for asking his son about uh, potentially being traded. So God, I mean, can can you just you just can't win for losing sometimes, you know what I mean. I don't even know what that phrase means, but I've heard my mom and dad use it over the years. My daddy in two thousand two. But but yeah, I did he call you? How did you? How did he contact you? Know, it's a friend of mine who does a radio show in Chicago's like, are you gonna respond to whatever his dad's Mike Bryant said about you? I was like, what what did he say about me? What? I couldn't even think of what he could be mad about? And I guess he told the Cubs blog that you know, there's a time and a place and I don't know. So I'm just bringing it up here that maybe drives some people to our podcast if they want to hear me talk about Chris Bryant's mad dad at me. I don't care. Well it is called daddy issues. Let's get into why. You know he may have a few. He may have a few. I I said to to the radio guy, was like, no, I'm not gonna respond. I don't even know about it. I said, I've made thousands of mistakes in my career on live TV. That was not one of them. Now, I mean you have to. If I don't ask him that, then I'm a jew. That's the number one thing. You asked the guy. So, and how did you and how did you approach the question? I said, all right, I'm gonna ask. I even couched it him, like I'm gonna ask you annoying question. I know you're tired of answering it. And I talked about how unselfish he's been. He's played all these different positions and he hasn't you know, he's He's a great guy and a great team guy. And I mean, I've been nothing but pro Chris Bryant since the guy got in the league. So just the only reason why I'm bringing it up again is that maybe somebody runs with some of this and he drives more traffic to our five fast. Otherwise I don't care. Okay, So I'm still here in Denver. It's a thousand and five degrees. I want to hear from my wife is how Denver is the perfect climate. It's never hot, it's never human briefe. It's so hot there now? Right? Oh yeah, yes, why are you still there? Because we're still not in our house. So we go we go, uh into our house. I go in Saturday night in the Michelle and the kids come in on Sunday. So this is the bitter end before we move into our new house in St. Louis. Yes, what have you been doing in Denver? When dead? Yeah? I feeling dead, feeling just tired because the boys have been sleeping in nine different houses over the past three weeks and their three and I'm putting gates up and we've got a staircase now in a house that we're renting. A verbo, vr b oh, whatever the funk you call it. Okay, that's this is a good topic. It went from vr b O to VERBO, Like I don't understand that. I mean, unless I'm missing something here, but it used to be v r b oh, and now I hear commercials and it's like verbo. Yeah, No, I don't get that. I never even knew. I guess that's what is a vacation rental by owner? Is that what it is? That's that's probably sounds right. It's like Arby's America's Roast Beef, Yes, sir, that's what arby stands for. What is that real America? Yeah, America's Roast Beef, yes, sir, dude. RBS. I had an RBS like four weeks ago, just I was driving back from Colorado or to Colorado, and I was like, let me try fucking Arby's, like, I haven't an army's on her? Yours it is. It was so fucking horrible. Do you think vegetarians can eat Arby's because there's absolutely no meat involved in that? Probably. I mean, I'm telling you, I took a bye, didn't finish the bite. I'm like, holy ship, did you get like with the cheese? I got? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got like a wet. I was wet. And when I pulled it out of that foil, which you know that foil makes everything seem like it's going to be great. Any kind of foil, food wrapped in foil, it's like, oh, it's gonna be good. And it's flimsy foil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was like, it's gonna be good and fucking Arby's. Man took a bite and I was like, oh my god, wait a minute. Done. So it doesn't make you feel good because as a kid, at least as a kid, I would have eaten the hell out of that sandwich. And now I feel like, I know if I put something like that in my mouth, well that's why I got because when I was a kid, I remember eating and loving Arby's, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go for some Arby's, but I you know, I'll still eat some Mickey D's. Yeah, you know, in a pinch. It's been a long time for me, but in a pinch. And then when you get we get our kids happy meals, which I know every once in a while, not a lot, but happy meals, and you'd still can't you know, We've talked about this with Brian Cox being the spokesperson for it. The fries are phenomenal, greatest fries of all time. Yeah, and when they come out hot and salty, and but do do uh do Brian Cox's version again? I think I forgot, Like now do you think Brian Cox did that? And they were like McDonald's was like whoa, Like this is different, Like let's go with this. There's no way they had him. Yeah, I I we've talked about this before on this spot. That was there's no way. Yeah, that was his take. He's like, I have an interesting twist on this. Instead of me saying BAA, how about if I just make people straining to hear it? Meanwhile, that show is coming back out, dude. One of my favorites. Succession Love Love succession. I can't wait. When is it? When is it airing? Do we know this this? I just saw I got something in my email for from HBO Max or something, So it's coming back out. I'm gonna say it's it's early August. I don't know that lasso coming back out. And there's a lot of things to look forward to. These are the things that I get to look forward to. I know, well, you when do you? I mean, do you work? Are you working at all? Like? What's your deal? Um? August work kind of kicks in. I go to Canton for the Hall of Fame game. I get, I get that Hall of Fame award, and then um August nine, My Jeopardy Week airs starting August nine, and then August twelfth, I do the Field of Dreams game. Iowa, is that a real game? Real game, real stats, counts and standings? White Sox Yankees in a in a cornfield stadium they built next to where they filmed the movie. And is there an actual fence or just corn well that they made an actual fence. I I was kind of hoping they would just be corn fucking Crag's just so good. Oh my god. Some guy goes weaving through the corner to get a ball that Aaron Judge hits. All of a sudden, this ball comes flying out of the corn. He gets tagged out of third. Amazing is costing? Are gonna be there? He must? I hope, I hope he's done some voice over for baseball. I would love to think that in on on this uh kind of celebration of one of the great father Son movies. That's why the guy should be on our podcast, that he's there and involved because that movie, it doesn't matter when you check into the movie Field of Dreams, when he ends up at the end and you know what the story is about and he asks his dad to play catch. Dude, I was weeping. Weeping every time, Yeah, every time. Jones will be there. He he is, but in a twist, he's coming as Darth Vader dun Dune Dune. That's the wrong movie. Dun dun Dune, Dun dunt Dune. If you build it a convention, He's like, oh fuck, this is seeing wrong d No. And what about ray Leota? He might show up. He's kind, He's coming off a Chantics shakedown. He's got the shakes. He can be with you he's coming off chanting. I would hope, I hope they're all there. Leota is in it for six seconds. I know, I know the little girl who chokes on a hot dog Timothy Bustfield. Her name is how do you know that? I don't know, but but she you know, she she was a child actor. But then you know, continued on. I don't know. I'm pretty sure name is Gabby Hoffman. Okay, are there stands or like bleach? Yeah? I think they build bleachers. Like four thousand people will be there. Yeah, I mean it's gonna be phenomenal. And I can't imagine what the broadcast facilities like. I'm sure it's just it's you're in a like a treehouse, by the way. That would be great if they had you in like an old Rickety sort of you know, would would plank treehouse type deal. I think that, well, I don't under that's kind of I assume what it's gonna have to be. But I remember talking because this was supposed to happen last year and then the pandemic and it's the I don't know what anniversary it is for the movie, but uh, they're like, okay, so here's some of the outfits we've we thought that you could wear, like with the old press hat in the like a suit from a nine. I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm not going in costume like we're doing a First of all, I'm on TV for four seconds. Secondly, if I show up, let's let the let's let the cornfield just sell itself that you don't they don't need John Smoltz and me and some get up from like zoot suits with big hats. Good did you guys like sucking like crazy cost honesty and iowash doing like the old time on ball, the short stop shop stop picks it up, throws the herst to out and it's hit into the clod field. Hi, flat ball. That ball is gonna end up inside the corn goodbye, by small Why does he have an ear for that kind of a fastball? Here comes the old hum dinger coming in and coming in. Oh dude, that would be amazing if you did one inning like that, just one that. All right, I'm putting my career on the line. I'm going back. I'm going back to be Bear with me, folks, I've been working on this for months. Here it comes to humding, oh swinging swinging a miss and then you're doing ads like vote by Jericho or whatever this is. Remember, folks, when you shave use barba sall barbasal for all your shaving knee. The amazing dude, crack open a nice called false staff. I'll think about it, and I'll think about it. It's in Iowa, obviously, it's in Iowa. It's it's I thought it was gonna be on the field that they made for the movie. I think it's it's a field next to it. So there's we're surrounded by corn. Children of the Corn. Malachi will be the ladies and gentlemen, please welcome special guest appearance of Cord throwing out the first pitch is Malachi from Children of the Car. Oh, the first pitch, throwout out the first sickle? Oh god, damn it? Where you uh? August twelve, on Thursday Night, Prime Time. Maybe we'll be promoting your new show. It's January. Yeah, but we can say, hey, don't forget in January. Yeah, do it get in January. I've got like the Three Stooges coming on Monday. Yeah, I'll just do old Time. I don't when was the movie the movie was in that late eighties, early early nineties ladies or early nineties. Yeah, Field of maybe ninety, maybe ninety. That's why they were going to do it last year, thirty year anniversary. I don't know. I can look it up. I just talk amongst yourselves. I'll look it up. If you're enjoying this episode of Daddy Issues, don't keep it to yourself. We beg you every time to share the love and tell a friend about Daddy Issues and go subscribe on the I Heart radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get were podcasts. Don't go anywhere. We'll be back right after the short break with more for me and Joe. But everybody's good, Aaron, the kids, kids are good. Yeah. I mean, are you with your in laws right now? Yeah? You know I have I have the best in laws. My parents were here for three days and uh they stayed with my in laws in their little tiny condo. You know, it's how fucking My parents are so rad. I love my parents and and and they my parents and Aaron's parents. The in laws are like best friends. So they just hang you know, they just hang out. They go eat oysters and they just drink drink beers and hang out and uh, yeah, they were great. It was it was great. My mom was here, Kurt, you have it so good. Your mom was there. You froze up on me. Yeah, mom was here. Kurt was here. Um, yeah, they're here for a little bit. And uh, the kids, you know, back to daddy issues is just watching the kids, watching the kids. This is a place where the kids will have their like first kiss, you know what I mean. It feels like that with others. Yeah, they're not gonna kiss each other, but like, you know, with other how do you know, didn't Wilder just going to date and Aspen, Yeah, you went on a date. And then now there's this girl, um who's Aaron's best friend from high school, and and she has this daughter who's beautiful, like model beautiful. I mean, she's just stunningly beautiful, and and her and Wilder like sort of hit it off, but they're kind of shy and weird. But you know it, well, it's it's awkward because the girls like four, right, yeah she's twenty four, but but she looks it because they go always grow so much taller her first, so she's like six feet you know in town over Wilder. But um, you know, they're all hanging out and it's all awkward and cute, and they're on their bikes and cruising on the neighborhood at night and they're on their own. I mean they're literally on their own. You don't have to worry. It's just like coming in Rio. I mean Rio a little bit. I gotta just make sure where the hell she is. But she even even Rio, I mean, she's pretty much good. The problem is is that I want to go to bed now, well before my children go to bed. So I'm like, fuck, you know, I want to like get in bed at ten thirty, you know, I light up a joint, just hang out, watch a TV show, and just go to bed. My kids are sucking partying to like midnight here, But you gotta be up. Are you the kind of parents that can't sleep until your kids are all back in? Oh? Yeah, no I'm not. I'm not going to bed bed until they're all in the house. You know. I'll put them in the room and they could be up till two in the morning. But I'm like, all right, the lungs they're in the room and I'm good. And the room here they all have to stay together. So where they all have their own rooms at home. Now the three of them are all in the same room, which is it's kind of good. It's cute. Yeah, that's great. Well, I I asked you and Josh can cut it out. But I asked you that, Well you froze up. But if you, if you were the kind of dad, because I was and I am, everybody's gonna be home and under the roof before you can really actually relax and go to sleep. Yeah, yeah, I yes, of course. I can't let them be out. I mean even last night, I'm like, get these fuckers insides, like, I can't deal with it. I want to get in bed, you know, I got selfish and I'm like everyone in I can't take it anymore. I need to again, need to like get in bed. Well, uh, I'm going to oak Want in Pittsburgh tomorrow for the member guest Wow. Lucky, I know, but you got lines to learn. You're so lucky. You get to play all the greatest golf courses. You got lines to learn, You've got things to do. Now. He can't go to that kind of stuff. I know, I know, it's bullshit. Who's who's a member there that you're you know, Mark Bolger, who used to play quarterback for the St. Louis Rams. Uh, it was a good friend. Then I've been there. I've been to this once maybe twice, and now reuniting here in by the way field of dreams. Okay, so uh yeah, so I'm going tomorrow and then eventually, Uh, the next time we do a podcast, I will be in my new house. I will show you around, and then we are interviewing my hair doctor. How's your hair? But it sounds like he's like like German doctor. Uh, it's not really coming in yet. It's not it's not coming in yet. Um. But so I sent you and Margot video of the procedure. I'm gonna re send it to you today. It takes the video takes five minutes four minutes. So I want you to watch it, and I want you to see if you think it's wise for me to put this video out into the world or if I just look insane. Okay, I'm gonna watch it, send re send it again. I just saw Joel McHale is hosting a new talk show or a new sort of game show, and uh, he must have gone in again or something, because it's it's it's like almost too prominent. Now it's almost like tooth tick. I'm like, whoa dude? Like you know what I mean, Like it's crazy and like you you had it and it still looks amazing, but the line is too perfect or something. You know, it's it's dark, Yeah, it's dark. Um but yeah, I'm I'm not saying I'm not jealous. But he uh he's the guy to put me onto. This guy his hair looks thick. Yeah, he's he. Now he has texted me before and after pictures. He's texted me which I would never share with other people, which is exactly why I'm asking you to watch this video and answer me if if you think that it looks like insanity, if I if I put this this video of me getting hair restoration surgery out into the world. Plus I'm so at the beginning to give you a xan X or something like that, and I took it and I'm talking it's like, wow, ye look at me, so oh really, like you you notice? Well I know I noticed, but I I don't. You know. It's like if I got pulled over. Yeah I know, but I'm putting on my bravest face. So somebody's got a camera in my face asking me questions. I don't know, I think it could be cool. I think it might I mean, I guess you gotta ask yourself, what are the reasons to do it? You know? Are you gonna open up doors for people who might be afraid to do it, you know, or who might feel shameful of doing it, ashamed of doing it, and maybe like, funk this, look, this is what it is. This guy's sick. That's kind of yeah, that's kind of what it it ends up being. Because I showed it to my daughter's boyfriends when we were all down in Mexico, and they're like, at the beginning, they were kind of laughing, and then at the end they're like, you know, that's really that's great because it takes the whole fear factor out of the equation. Because I'm I'm being interviewed throughout the entire problem talking. It's not like somebody's taking a weed whacker and going to work on the top of my head so that I can coherently answer questions and I'm not in pain, screaming and and again. And the reason why I bring this up now and I'll bring this up next week is I didn't realize that my name was absolute dirt in the hair restoration world because I wrote about it in the Pain in my book. Well, now the pain has been kind of taken out of it with the way they do it, and I'm now living proof that it's it's a simple procedure that really has no pain involved. Oh god, it so you So in the hair restoration circles, Joe Buck was like getting bullied behind your back or something like that, meaning, yeah, people, those doctors are like that bastard to set this industry back. When I met this guy in l A, he's like, oh right, and he about it in your book and I was like, oh yeah, I wrote about how awful the pain was and he's like, well, I'm here to show you how not painful this is. So we'll talk about all this next week. But I want you to watch the video because it it could be kind of a nice sister pieces down. I'm down. When am I gonna see you again? Uh? Probably in l A when you get back to l A. Does New Mexican not going to be an Albuquerque? Does New Mexico a baseball team? No? Yeah, the Albuquerque Aces come to it league, come to a minor league game down in Albuquerque. You're not going to see me an Albuquerque? All right? Fine? Um, well we did forty minutes. That's good. Yeah, you're freezing up so much. I'm just so glad that we did not have a guest. Oh, I know, I know what we did forty minutes you here. I mean, I gotta figure this out. I gotta figure this out though, because I have to do some other ship. You have to do other podcasts, which I couldn't care less now, I know, but with Nickelback. I mean, Mike, look at this photograph. It's frozen like a fun graph photograph of photo? Are you when we when do you go home? Do I have to deal with us next week? When we do our podcast a week from yesterday, I go home on THET Yeah, so I am so yeah, figure it out, figure it out, and then you get a booster. Yeah, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out for sure. I might go to another house or maybe something like. I don't know. I to figure it out. I gotta figure it out. I gotta figure so many things out. It's crazy just saying more Nickelback, that's how we'll end this thing. Yeah, Um, well, I'm sure this is gonna be our highest rated podcast. Let's see. Let's let's recap. We came on and complained and cried. We talked about your new show again, talked about the All Star Game, talked about my new house again, talked about golf again. Maybe it's maybe it's our fault. Maybe we just can't come up with new ship or anything that's interesting. No, this was just we do we do? You know, we have a lot of interesting things to say. Today was just a weird day, you know. It was just it's just a weird day. It's fine, That's what it is, man. And then that's that. So until next week. Good luck with your kids and your two baby, your line learning and everything else. All Right, I love you, I love you, Bye bye. Listen to Daddy Issues on the I Heart Radio app, on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daddy Issues is a production of Cavalry Audio and I Heeart Media. Produced by Margot Carmichael, Sound engineering and editing by Josh Windish. Executive produced by Joe Bach, Oliver Hudson, Dana Brunetti, and Keegan Rosenberger.

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And so since that's the case, we'll ask you to visit Athletic greens dot com slash Daddy issues and take control of your health and give a g one to try Athletic greens dot Com slash Daddy Issues Get that Vitamin D calory audio. Hey there, Daddy Issues listeners, This is Margo the producer. As you may or may not know, Joe and Oliver are on a little bit of a summer break right now so they can focus on their families and Oliver's hard at work on season two of The Cleaning Lady. But me and Josh were talking and we thought, instead of just going silent for the next few weeks, why not share some archived episodes of Daddy Issues. So we asked Joe and Oliver what their favorite episodes are, and that's what we're gonna put out each week until they return from this little summer hiatus. So the episode we picked out for you guys today was recorded almost exactly a year ago. Um, so we thought perfect opportunity year anniversary of the Worst Episode Ever, which is what this episode is called. The worst episode may actually be the best episode, but we'll we'll leave that up to you guys to decide. Love to hear from you on our socials or comment on the podcast. And is this the worst episode ever? Is there a worst episode? Let us know and enjoy the episode. We promise We will be back at the end of summer with new episodes and a fresh perspective and maybe a few other surprises. Thanks for listening, guys. Um, this is all over. Hudson reporting live from New Silver Beach, Cape cod Ready ready to do an eighteen minute podcast. That's what we're shooting for is eighteen minutes. That's it. If we did eighteen minutes every week, I would continue to do this. Do you think we could get to know a guest enough in eighteen minutes, just like start the timer and just rifle questions at him. We like eighteen minutes, eighteen minute interviews. It's just it's just a speed round, you know. It's like it's like a six seven minute ABS or whatever. You know, we could just do, just do and you're like, literally seven minute interviews, fucking speed questions. Just cut right to the chase, right How big is your dicks? So McConaughey, you're gonna be You're gonna be governor, zero small talk whatsoever. God, by the way, that sounds great. Do you know when we read our little promos every week and we say, hey, if you like what you're hearing, don keep it to yourself. But we really need to make it clear that we are at the bitter end here and it doesn't get better. More people don't download this clearer monk of shit, then we're we're out, We're done. We're gonna We're just we'll just call each other and entertain each other and just be dune. Yeah, it's just the fact that we're talking about it and we're gonna put this on the air is the greatest thing ever. I mean it now, I know it's I don't know. I mean, look, I love talking to you, there's no doubt about it. Like it's it's a fun time. We get to interview really cool people. We arguably have had the best guests of of you know, with the exception of maybe Rogan and Dax and some of the big guys. But our guests are fucking unreal, you know. But I guess like our mothers has listened to them, you know what I mean. I I don't know, man, we I don't know either. And I thought we would we would change the world of that we the nile would flow south, the birds would different as really come of it. No, I know, toilets in Australia would go clockwise lockwise nothing's really come of it. Uh, it's true. I don't know. I mean I haven't I mean we haven't seen a check. I mean, this is we're just pro bono at this point. Yeah, we're basically this is Wayne's world. This is Wayne's World. That's fucking perfect. We're doing Wayne's World right now. This is public access broadcasting at its final You know, Josh to put some like fucking like sweet guitar licks, you know, just some fucking sweetass guitar licks, just to spice it up, like Wayne's World. Yeah, totally part time. We should have him just yeah, let's just let's just like honestly saying, just fucking go crazy with this one. Put weird sounds in there, like a bust going by, or like some animal sounds, or just fucking getting weird with it. See what happens. Yeah, just just different guitars, little yeah licks or whips or whatever the fun they are. You've been in network situation comedies, movies. I've done world series and super Bowls and nobody gives a ship. I know, I guess not. I don't know, man, I and I I feel like they should. I feel like they should. I listen to our shows every once in a while, and I like him, and I'm laughing at our own stuff, and I don't really ever do that kind of thing. And I'll go back and listen to the All Star Game. I just did the All Star Game, and I'm not gonna go back and watch that. No. Well, you know what, Hey, maybe if we just keep trying, remember that book, the Little Engine that could, you know, we're just I mean, we're just chugging up hill. Or is there ever gonna be you know, precipice and then some sort of free fall into fame and money. I don't I don't know. Maybe we will be just chugging up hill. But here's the thing, and I agree with you, and I don't know. We're just chugging up hill and then we run out of steam and we go backward back down the hill and stam into a mountain into Josh Margo Slam of the Josh Margot and all the other podcasts. It's just laugh at. I do feel some sense of competition and desire to prove that our podcast can make it, but I just don't. Yeah, I I listened to these other podcasts, the ones that are making tens of millions of dollars and I'm just not that interested in what they have to say. I don't care. It's not it's not better, it's just it's just more widely her. Yeah, I guess it's like anything else. You know, it's timing, it's luck, it's all all kinds of different factors. I guess, you know, I don't know. I mean, we do have hundreds of thousands of people in the hundreds each month listening to us. I mean, you know what percent of the population is that million? You know, like point one or something. I don't know. I just walked up here to do the So I'm still in Denver after the All Star Game, and my mother in law, who's seventy three years old, just said, oh, the woman I just had lunch with told me to tell you that they listen to every one of your podcasts and they they can't they love it. And I'm thinking, well, if if we've reached Mary Wrights friend her luncheon friends, isn't our audience and our audience to be bigger than I mean? I I am in this little amazing town um in Cape cod right now where my wife grew up, and it's called New Silver Beach and same. I mean, I've had more people come up to me since I've been here and said, oh my god, I love Daddy Issues, I love Daddy Issues, love you and Buck are doing blah blah blah, my hey, thanks, you know, And honestly, when they do tell me that, it means more to me than any other TV show that I've done, because I don't know, it's something differ personal and we get to have these conversations. But you know, I'm like, what the fuck. You know, people do seem to listen to at least they tell me they do. Just be honest with me. Do you get more, Hey, I love your podcast Daddy Issues, or do you get hey, I love sibling revelry with Kate. She's amazing. It's probably I'd say, it's like, you know, sixty forty siblings. Okay, I can I can accept that. Yeah, that's real. That's honest. I mean, it's a lot of daddy issue stuff. I mean, for real, it's that's no bullshit. You know, look at those feet. I mean, do you think people are gonna even I've already turned it off because but it's sucking complaining about don't no one listen to it. Do we give a ship? Do we care? Look at those fucking deep I'm gonna try to take a picture of it. Got it? Oh wait, I gotta do it again here? Got it? Alright? Fine, this is I'm done complaining. I'm done complaining. How's Cape Cod? It's great, It's amazing. It's it's again stuck in the fifties. It's if you're a serial killer and you're listening to this, this is the place to come because they're everyone is amazing. The doors are wide open, kids are on the rusty bikes. There's a tea room that serves up French fries and candy from the twenties. And you know, it's one of these places that is just stuck in time, and it's awesome. Do you feel like it feels like so? It sounds like there they it's filmed. It it part three? There still for sure? Oh, without without a doubt. I mean it is right for a horror filming. And and and it's funny you say that because it's been um shitty weather and the fog rolls in and you're walking down the street and you're like, oh dude, like you know, you could just kill everyone here and no one would know it would be the most prolific murder of all time. I don't know that you want this out there. I don't do you want to do you want to be heard saying this? I've like just lost my mind. No, I mean, what the point is is that it is? It is a throwback. You know, it's a true throwback. There are a thousand kids Wilder and Bodie and Rio are on their bikes and their cruising and they're just gone all day with a billion other kids rolling around. All of Aaron's high school friends have houses here. It's just it's incredible. It's really it's really Awesomely were good. I'm glad and you're up there reading lines for what your Fox show you're gonna be? Yeah, you know, I'm trying to learn my lines. I want to get them, Like when does that start? August sewod I go to Albuquerque and uh, I just had a cast zoom and you know, I'm feeling better about it, feeling better about it. Um. How weird is that that's like the first day of school with these people that are acting and then you're you're on a zoom calls like hey, hey, now, Liz, guys gonna play a brick Johnson. That's uh, I'm from Rules of Engagements and various other shows. Hey, how about it as war Welcome Albert. That's kind of what it was because everyone else knows each other. They all shot the pilot, so it was about me just you know, doing my fucking dog and pony show, like you know, yeah, you know, I'm just I'm super excited. Can't wait to get down there. You know, how's everything going down? And in Albuquerque, alba Querque? Why don't you pass out? Are you know, a little business cards with Daddy issues to your your fellow cast members. They might get to know you better and it could help actually prepared them for what's rolling into town the first week of August. Yeah, well it's funny. Even said it's not daddy issues. But you know, my Instagram is so weird and me and crazy, and you know, the cast was like, you know, well, yeah, we've looked at your Instagram account like you're a pretty crazy guy and like, yeah, a little nutty. I guess that sounds horrible. This isn't gonna work. This is not gonna work. Who's the biggest name other than you in the cast. Um, I don't Josh Hartnet, Josh Josh Hartnet. Josh Hartnet's in there, Josh Hartnett. Uh, nobody. I mean, there's it's it's it's not like a very well known cast, to be honest. Um, but maybe I'm the biggest name. I don't know. But everyone's cool. I watched the pilot. Everyone's very good. All they're all really good actors. Can you send me the pilot? Yeah? You want to see it? Yeah? I do. I want to see what you're walking into because I feel protective of you, and I want to know what you're I want to see the pilot and I want to know. I want to see your script. I want to know what you're coming in there saying, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna email you the script. You know, I'm special agent Garrett Miller. What are you investigating? There is a sort of a mob, a mob syndicate, you know, in Las Vegas, and um, you know there's a there's a the lead girl is sort of rap gets wrapped up in this whole world. And I am an FBI informant or I'm an especially agent who is sort of have my have my own demons you and trying to get off, trying to get on Alexa bro I play an f special agent trying to get off an antidepress it to Oliver, acting as special agent whatever your fucking name is, Shaking on the toilet, popping out of vans, like trying to get normal. I don't know. I I'm just said I can't stop crying, man, I can't, but I gotta go rest these people. I think I've got to lead, and I just don't want to leave this toilet. Funny, where were you tonight of October thirty first? Oh my god, I'm so oh my god, that's so great. It's a oh my god. I might add that in there. Yeah, hey, just for a quick wrinkle, just something a little true to life. I'm trump switching from lexapro to trintelex really throwing me for loop these days. Is there any chance you could write this in where I'm struggling coming coming off lexa Pro. How would you even tell that story? Oh my god? How do you even play that? Like I play brains apps and like I God, I ain't got some amazing That's why that's why I love you, That's why that's right there it's so great. Don't go anywhere. We'll be back after this short break with more from Oliver and me. I haven't talked about this anywhere because it's it would be giving it life. But Chris Bryant, who plays for the Cubs, was playing in the outfield for the National League in the All Star Game, and I was interviewing all these players from the booth while they're playing in this game. And Chris Bryant, the story with him is he's a world champion, former m VP, former Rookie of the Year who is on the trading block. And so one of the questions I asked him was, have you been able to keep your concentration with all the you know, rumors swirling around about you know, you being traded? And his dad afterward he wasn't there or it wasn't listening to it. His dad was at the game. He said that I was quote unquote classless for asking his son about uh, potentially being traded. So God, I mean, can can you just you just can't win for losing sometimes, you know what I mean. I don't even know what that phrase means, but I've heard my mom and dad use it over the years. My daddy in two thousand two. But but yeah, I did he call you? How did you? How did he contact you? Know, it's a friend of mine who does a radio show in Chicago's like, are you gonna respond to whatever his dad's Mike Bryant said about you? I was like, what what did he say about me? What? I couldn't even think of what he could be mad about? And I guess he told the Cubs blog that you know, there's a time and a place and I don't know. So I'm just bringing it up here that maybe drives some people to our podcast if they want to hear me talk about Chris Bryant's mad dad at me. I don't care. Well it is called daddy issues. Let's get into why. You know he may have a few. He may have a few. I I said to to the radio guy, was like, no, I'm not gonna respond. I don't even know about it. I said, I've made thousands of mistakes in my career on live TV. That was not one of them. Now, I mean you have to. If I don't ask him that, then I'm a jew. That's the number one thing. You asked the guy. So, and how did you and how did you approach the question? I said, all right, I'm gonna ask. I even couched it him, like I'm gonna ask you annoying question. I know you're tired of answering it. And I talked about how unselfish he's been. He's played all these different positions and he hasn't you know, he's He's a great guy and a great team guy. And I mean, I've been nothing but pro Chris Bryant since the guy got in the league. So just the only reason why I'm bringing it up again is that maybe somebody runs with some of this and he drives more traffic to our five fast. Otherwise I don't care. Okay, So I'm still here in Denver. It's a thousand and five degrees. I want to hear from my wife is how Denver is the perfect climate. It's never hot, it's never human briefe. It's so hot there now? Right? Oh yeah, yes, why are you still there? Because we're still not in our house. So we go we go, uh into our house. I go in Saturday night in the Michelle and the kids come in on Sunday. So this is the bitter end before we move into our new house in St. Louis. Yes, what have you been doing in Denver? When dead? Yeah? I feeling dead, feeling just tired because the boys have been sleeping in nine different houses over the past three weeks and their three and I'm putting gates up and we've got a staircase now in a house that we're renting. A verbo, vr b oh, whatever the funk you call it. Okay, that's this is a good topic. It went from vr b O to VERBO, Like I don't understand that. I mean, unless I'm missing something here, but it used to be v r b oh, and now I hear commercials and it's like verbo. Yeah, No, I don't get that. I never even knew. I guess that's what is a vacation rental by owner? Is that what it is? That's that's probably sounds right. It's like Arby's America's Roast Beef, Yes, sir, that's what arby stands for. What is that real America? Yeah, America's Roast Beef, yes, sir, dude. RBS. I had an RBS like four weeks ago, just I was driving back from Colorado or to Colorado, and I was like, let me try fucking Arby's, like, I haven't an army's on her? Yours it is. It was so fucking horrible. Do you think vegetarians can eat Arby's because there's absolutely no meat involved in that? Probably. I mean, I'm telling you, I took a bye, didn't finish the bite. I'm like, holy ship, did you get like with the cheese? I got? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got like a wet. I was wet. And when I pulled it out of that foil, which you know that foil makes everything seem like it's going to be great. Any kind of foil, food wrapped in foil, it's like, oh, it's gonna be good. And it's flimsy foil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was like, it's gonna be good and fucking Arby's. Man took a bite and I was like, oh my god, wait a minute. Done. So it doesn't make you feel good because as a kid, at least as a kid, I would have eaten the hell out of that sandwich. And now I feel like, I know if I put something like that in my mouth, well that's why I got because when I was a kid, I remember eating and loving Arby's, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go for some Arby's, but I you know, I'll still eat some Mickey D's. Yeah, you know, in a pinch. It's been a long time for me, but in a pinch. And then when you get we get our kids happy meals, which I know every once in a while, not a lot, but happy meals, and you'd still can't you know, We've talked about this with Brian Cox being the spokesperson for it. The fries are phenomenal, greatest fries of all time. Yeah, and when they come out hot and salty, and but do do uh do Brian Cox's version again? I think I forgot, Like now do you think Brian Cox did that? And they were like McDonald's was like whoa, Like this is different, Like let's go with this. There's no way they had him. Yeah, I I we've talked about this before on this spot. That was there's no way. Yeah, that was his take. He's like, I have an interesting twist on this. Instead of me saying BAA, how about if I just make people straining to hear it? Meanwhile, that show is coming back out, dude. One of my favorites. Succession Love Love succession. I can't wait. When is it? When is it airing? Do we know this this? I just saw I got something in my email for from HBO Max or something, So it's coming back out. I'm gonna say it's it's early August. I don't know that lasso coming back out. And there's a lot of things to look forward to. These are the things that I get to look forward to. I know, well, you when do you? I mean, do you work? Are you working at all? Like? What's your deal? Um? August work kind of kicks in. I go to Canton for the Hall of Fame game. I get, I get that Hall of Fame award, and then um August nine, My Jeopardy Week airs starting August nine, and then August twelfth, I do the Field of Dreams game. Iowa, is that a real game? Real game, real stats, counts and standings? White Sox Yankees in a in a cornfield stadium they built next to where they filmed the movie. And is there an actual fence or just corn well that they made an actual fence. I I was kind of hoping they would just be corn fucking Crag's just so good. Oh my god. Some guy goes weaving through the corner to get a ball that Aaron Judge hits. All of a sudden, this ball comes flying out of the corn. He gets tagged out of third. Amazing is costing? Are gonna be there? He must? I hope, I hope he's done some voice over for baseball. I would love to think that in on on this uh kind of celebration of one of the great father Son movies. That's why the guy should be on our podcast, that he's there and involved because that movie, it doesn't matter when you check into the movie Field of Dreams, when he ends up at the end and you know what the story is about and he asks his dad to play catch. Dude, I was weeping. Weeping every time, Yeah, every time. Jones will be there. He he is, but in a twist, he's coming as Darth Vader dun Dune Dune. That's the wrong movie. Dun dun Dune, Dun dunt Dune. If you build it a convention, He's like, oh fuck, this is seeing wrong d No. And what about ray Leota? He might show up. He's kind, He's coming off a Chantics shakedown. He's got the shakes. He can be with you he's coming off chanting. I would hope, I hope they're all there. Leota is in it for six seconds. I know, I know the little girl who chokes on a hot dog Timothy Bustfield. Her name is how do you know that? I don't know, but but she you know, she she was a child actor. But then you know, continued on. I don't know. I'm pretty sure name is Gabby Hoffman. Okay, are there stands or like bleach? Yeah? I think they build bleachers. Like four thousand people will be there. Yeah, I mean it's gonna be phenomenal. And I can't imagine what the broadcast facilities like. I'm sure it's just it's you're in a like a treehouse, by the way. That would be great if they had you in like an old Rickety sort of you know, would would plank treehouse type deal. I think that, well, I don't under that's kind of I assume what it's gonna have to be. But I remember talking because this was supposed to happen last year and then the pandemic and it's the I don't know what anniversary it is for the movie, but uh, they're like, okay, so here's some of the outfits we've we thought that you could wear, like with the old press hat in the like a suit from a nine. I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm not going in costume like we're doing a First of all, I'm on TV for four seconds. Secondly, if I show up, let's let the let's let the cornfield just sell itself that you don't they don't need John Smoltz and me and some get up from like zoot suits with big hats. Good did you guys like sucking like crazy cost honesty and iowash doing like the old time on ball, the short stop shop stop picks it up, throws the herst to out and it's hit into the clod field. Hi, flat ball. That ball is gonna end up inside the corn goodbye, by small Why does he have an ear for that kind of a fastball? Here comes the old hum dinger coming in and coming in. Oh dude, that would be amazing if you did one inning like that, just one that. All right, I'm putting my career on the line. I'm going back. I'm going back to be Bear with me, folks, I've been working on this for months. Here it comes to humding, oh swinging swinging a miss and then you're doing ads like vote by Jericho or whatever this is. Remember, folks, when you shave use barba sall barbasal for all your shaving knee. The amazing dude, crack open a nice called false staff. I'll think about it, and I'll think about it. It's in Iowa, obviously, it's in Iowa. It's it's I thought it was gonna be on the field that they made for the movie. I think it's it's a field next to it. So there's we're surrounded by corn. Children of the Corn. Malachi will be the ladies and gentlemen, please welcome special guest appearance of Cord throwing out the first pitch is Malachi from Children of the Car. Oh, the first pitch, throwout out the first sickle? Oh god, damn it? Where you uh? August twelve, on Thursday Night, Prime Time. Maybe we'll be promoting your new show. It's January. Yeah, but we can say, hey, don't forget in January. Yeah, do it get in January. I've got like the Three Stooges coming on Monday. Yeah, I'll just do old Time. I don't when was the movie the movie was in that late eighties, early early nineties ladies or early nineties. Yeah, Field of maybe ninety, maybe ninety. That's why they were going to do it last year, thirty year anniversary. I don't know. I can look it up. I just talk amongst yourselves. I'll look it up. If you're enjoying this episode of Daddy Issues, don't keep it to yourself. We beg you every time to share the love and tell a friend about Daddy Issues and go subscribe on the I Heart radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get were podcasts. Don't go anywhere. We'll be back right after the short break with more for me and Joe. But everybody's good, Aaron, the kids, kids are good. Yeah. I mean, are you with your in laws right now? Yeah? You know I have I have the best in laws. My parents were here for three days and uh they stayed with my in laws in their little tiny condo. You know, it's how fucking My parents are so rad. I love my parents and and and they my parents and Aaron's parents. The in laws are like best friends. So they just hang you know, they just hang out. They go eat oysters and they just drink drink beers and hang out and uh, yeah, they were great. It was it was great. My mom was here, Kurt, you have it so good. Your mom was there. You froze up on me. Yeah, mom was here. Kurt was here. Um, yeah, they're here for a little bit. And uh, the kids, you know, back to daddy issues is just watching the kids, watching the kids. This is a place where the kids will have their like first kiss, you know what I mean. It feels like that with others. Yeah, they're not gonna kiss each other, but like, you know, with other how do you know, didn't Wilder just going to date and Aspen, Yeah, you went on a date. And then now there's this girl, um who's Aaron's best friend from high school, and and she has this daughter who's beautiful, like model beautiful. I mean, she's just stunningly beautiful, and and her and Wilder like sort of hit it off, but they're kind of shy and weird. But you know it, well, it's it's awkward because the girls like four, right, yeah she's twenty four, but but she looks it because they go always grow so much taller her first, so she's like six feet you know in town over Wilder. But um, you know, they're all hanging out and it's all awkward and cute, and they're on their bikes and cruising on the neighborhood at night and they're on their own. I mean they're literally on their own. You don't have to worry. It's just like coming in Rio. I mean Rio a little bit. I gotta just make sure where the hell she is. But she even even Rio, I mean, she's pretty much good. The problem is is that I want to go to bed now, well before my children go to bed. So I'm like, fuck, you know, I want to like get in bed at ten thirty, you know, I light up a joint, just hang out, watch a TV show, and just go to bed. My kids are sucking partying to like midnight here, But you gotta be up. Are you the kind of parents that can't sleep until your kids are all back in? Oh? Yeah, no I'm not. I'm not going to bed bed until they're all in the house. You know. I'll put them in the room and they could be up till two in the morning. But I'm like, all right, the lungs they're in the room and I'm good. And the room here they all have to stay together. So where they all have their own rooms at home. Now the three of them are all in the same room, which is it's kind of good. It's cute. Yeah, that's great. Well, I I asked you and Josh can cut it out. But I asked you that, Well you froze up. But if you, if you were the kind of dad, because I was and I am, everybody's gonna be home and under the roof before you can really actually relax and go to sleep. Yeah, yeah, I yes, of course. I can't let them be out. I mean even last night, I'm like, get these fuckers insides, like, I can't deal with it. I want to get in bed, you know, I got selfish and I'm like everyone in I can't take it anymore. I need to again, need to like get in bed. Well, uh, I'm going to oak Want in Pittsburgh tomorrow for the member guest Wow. Lucky, I know, but you got lines to learn. You're so lucky. You get to play all the greatest golf courses. You got lines to learn, You've got things to do. Now. He can't go to that kind of stuff. I know, I know, it's bullshit. Who's who's a member there that you're you know, Mark Bolger, who used to play quarterback for the St. Louis Rams. Uh, it was a good friend. Then I've been there. I've been to this once maybe twice, and now reuniting here in by the way field of dreams. Okay, so uh yeah, so I'm going tomorrow and then eventually, Uh, the next time we do a podcast, I will be in my new house. I will show you around, and then we are interviewing my hair doctor. How's your hair? But it sounds like he's like like German doctor. Uh, it's not really coming in yet. It's not it's not coming in yet. Um. But so I sent you and Margot video of the procedure. I'm gonna re send it to you today. It takes the video takes five minutes four minutes. So I want you to watch it, and I want you to see if you think it's wise for me to put this video out into the world or if I just look insane. Okay, I'm gonna watch it, send re send it again. I just saw Joel McHale is hosting a new talk show or a new sort of game show, and uh, he must have gone in again or something, because it's it's it's like almost too prominent. Now it's almost like tooth tick. I'm like, whoa dude? Like you know what I mean, Like it's crazy and like you you had it and it still looks amazing, but the line is too perfect or something. You know, it's it's dark, Yeah, it's dark. Um but yeah, I'm I'm not saying I'm not jealous. But he uh he's the guy to put me onto. This guy his hair looks thick. Yeah, he's he. Now he has texted me before and after pictures. He's texted me which I would never share with other people, which is exactly why I'm asking you to watch this video and answer me if if you think that it looks like insanity, if I if I put this this video of me getting hair restoration surgery out into the world. Plus I'm so at the beginning to give you a xan X or something like that, and I took it and I'm talking it's like, wow, ye look at me, so oh really, like you you notice? Well I know I noticed, but I I don't. You know. It's like if I got pulled over. Yeah I know, but I'm putting on my bravest face. So somebody's got a camera in my face asking me questions. I don't know, I think it could be cool. I think it might I mean, I guess you gotta ask yourself, what are the reasons to do it? You know? Are you gonna open up doors for people who might be afraid to do it, you know, or who might feel shameful of doing it, ashamed of doing it, and maybe like, funk this, look, this is what it is. This guy's sick. That's kind of yeah, that's kind of what it it ends up being. Because I showed it to my daughter's boyfriends when we were all down in Mexico, and they're like, at the beginning, they were kind of laughing, and then at the end they're like, you know, that's really that's great because it takes the whole fear factor out of the equation. Because I'm I'm being interviewed throughout the entire problem talking. It's not like somebody's taking a weed whacker and going to work on the top of my head so that I can coherently answer questions and I'm not in pain, screaming and and again. And the reason why I bring this up now and I'll bring this up next week is I didn't realize that my name was absolute dirt in the hair restoration world because I wrote about it in the Pain in my book. Well, now the pain has been kind of taken out of it with the way they do it, and I'm now living proof that it's it's a simple procedure that really has no pain involved. Oh god, it so you So in the hair restoration circles, Joe Buck was like getting bullied behind your back or something like that, meaning, yeah, people, those doctors are like that bastard to set this industry back. When I met this guy in l A, he's like, oh right, and he about it in your book and I was like, oh yeah, I wrote about how awful the pain was and he's like, well, I'm here to show you how not painful this is. So we'll talk about all this next week. But I want you to watch the video because it it could be kind of a nice sister pieces down. I'm down. When am I gonna see you again? Uh? Probably in l A when you get back to l A. Does New Mexican not going to be an Albuquerque? Does New Mexico a baseball team? No? Yeah, the Albuquerque Aces come to it league, come to a minor league game down in Albuquerque. You're not going to see me an Albuquerque? All right? Fine? Um, well we did forty minutes. That's good. Yeah, you're freezing up so much. I'm just so glad that we did not have a guest. Oh, I know, I know what we did forty minutes you here. I mean, I gotta figure this out. I gotta figure this out though, because I have to do some other ship. You have to do other podcasts, which I couldn't care less now, I know, but with Nickelback. I mean, Mike, look at this photograph. It's frozen like a fun graph photograph of photo? Are you when we when do you go home? Do I have to deal with us next week? When we do our podcast a week from yesterday, I go home on THET Yeah, so I am so yeah, figure it out, figure it out, and then you get a booster. Yeah, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out for sure. I might go to another house or maybe something like. I don't know. I to figure it out. I gotta figure it out. I gotta figure so many things out. It's crazy just saying more Nickelback, that's how we'll end this thing. Yeah, Um, well, I'm sure this is gonna be our highest rated podcast. Let's see. Let's let's recap. We came on and complained and cried. We talked about your new show again, talked about the All Star Game, talked about my new house again, talked about golf again. Maybe it's maybe it's our fault. Maybe we just can't come up with new ship or anything that's interesting. No, this was just we do we do? You know, we have a lot of interesting things to say. Today was just a weird day, you know. It was just it's just a weird day. It's fine, That's what it is, man. And then that's that. So until next week. Good luck with your kids and your two baby, your line learning and everything else. All Right, I love you, I love you, Bye bye. Listen to Daddy Issues on the I Heart Radio app, on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daddy Issues is a production of Cavalry Audio and I Heeart Media. Produced by Margot Carmichael, Sound engineering and editing by Josh Windish. Executive produced by Joe Bach, Oliver Hudson, Dana Brunetti, and Keegan Rosenberger.