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Am I correct on that, Josh, Yeah, pretty much. I try to be a little bit more polite when I say those things out loud, but in my head, yes, that's just it's just a constant stream of profanities. But he made a good point when he said that we just need to tell the audience that, you know, you are in a in a certain situation, and I am in a certain situation. I'm in my trailer, I'm in between takes for the most part, and we we didn't have our stuff, you know what I mean. So it is what it is. Where it's gerrilla style. You know, we're in the trenches, and and yet we still try to bring you know, all three people content. Yeah, but what I think the next level is, Josh would like to say out loud, I realize you're in your trailer, Oliver, and I realize you're in a hotel room playing in a golf event, and ta Joe, But how hard is it to plan ahead? And and that's I think where we dropped the ball, Oliver. We may be in, you know, certain situations, but it's really not that hard to throw a little zoom recorder into your bag. What Josh is thinking, I thought I had mine in my backpack, and I didn't. So that is no excuse. I still don't have one. It just is what it is. And if Josh needs to go cry about it and talk to his birds, and that's what he's gotta do. He's just gotta deal with It's been it's been a it's been a month basically since you and I have talked, Oliver, at least publicly. I know, I know, it's crazy. It's been the go, go go the summer, getting to Colorado, driving all the kids to Colorado, immediately getting on a plane to go to Albuquerque, getting right on another plane to come home, then back again. It's been a bit of a whirlwind for me. Uh. But I'm happy to hear your voice. I'm happy to talk to you. Yeah. Well, I mean I and some things have happened since we last spoke. Um, I Natalie, my daughter did a great job on the podcast. That's wrong. Yeah, I thought you were talking about you and Michelle uh splitting up? Yeah. Uh. And and to uh, the New York Post yet again grabs something you say regarding your sister and her topless post and mentions all the projects that you're involved in except daddy issues. Is that true? I feel like there were some things in there, like you know, your show on Fox and uh unconsciously ceremoniously serendipitously coupled UH and sibling revelry, but no daddy issues. It's like it doesn't exist. I mean, we're not going there. We're not fans. Do not fret. We're not going everybody and Iran, we're not going there. No, no, I can't help. But I don't know what they're gonna write, you know what I mean, Actually I know what you're talking about. That particular comment. Those four letters got picked up by the press more than anything I've done, like clamor Magazine, People Magazine, like all of them, Pussler, we cherry, all those. It was a naked picture, a topless picture of your sister that she posted herself with her hair coming down over her frontal parts. And all you put was nope. Yeah, I just said nope, that was enough. But somebody just recently and that's a that's a great I mean, it's your sister. Somebody recently had something, some public figure and the sister puts something up similar and the brother was like, damn, you look hot or you know what, like like the the emoji with the hearts over the eyes, and they got shredded for that, which I guess is probably normal. Yeah, shredded. I mean, first of all, yeah, I mean if I was like, oh, Kate, you're looking hot, you know, like that's I don't know about that. That's no, that's no good. But going back to Natalie, she's so funny and so great, has such amazing energy and great personality and I don't know something she's she's got balls too, you know what I mean, Like there's she's not scared. That kid's never been scared. Yeah, and she was. She was awesome. And I'm so happy that she built in and and double edged sword though, because she was so good that I can rely on her own. I just can't. I can't seem to make it like nah take over? Can she then step in on sibling revelry and unconsciously ceremoniously uncoupled. Yeah, she can just build. How about Natalie just fills in for me with everything I do. I could be sick on the cleaning Lady and she plays my part or what all of a sudden, there she is. What's your character's name, Garrett Miller. Garrett Miller, Oh my god, ger FBI. I never really said it in the I never really really thought about the name. And then Garrett Miller. H Garrett Miller fbi Ye Badge puts Badge back into pocket. That's his haircut. I saw your haircut that you put up for the World Salad getting clipped and it was all over the floor. And now you're all you look you that. I think you're your hairline is really receding. Yeah, it might be. There's a lot of forehead, a lot more forehead that I'm used to seeing with you. You know what says the guy who's had nine hair transplant surgeries AND's and it's getting another one. I'm getting another hair transplant at the end of July. Are you really why? But hold on before we go into that. I don't think you're wrong, Okay, I really don't. I think there's some recession. The forehead does seem to be getting bigger, uh, And I've been noticing that, and ever since Biden got elected, there's been a recession. Every man's hairline is receding and just gone back a little bit. Gas prices are up and their frontal hair creep is going backwards. You know, I'm not afraid to do a lot of things. I put a laser on my face, you know, a little botox, a little bit. I'm not afraid of it, right, there's something that scares me about actually going in there and maybe filling that out a little bit. I don't know why you're still not now it's eight five, ten years ago. Yeah, I'm not. Now. They can take your bed, you can take your ass hair. We've already gone through this with Dr Mohan. Yeah, I'm going back July. I'm going to get the back of my hair filled in like the crown, which is massive and uh and some frontal pieces too. But wait a minute. They take hair from the back to fill in the top and front, where do they take it to fill in the back? From the sides? From the sides I've got. I've got a lot of hair coming in on the side. Okay. They can do beard hair, they could do ear hair, they can do doll hair, they can do whatever you want. Wait a minute, but why do you feel like you need that? You just you feel like you just didn't get enough. It's easy, it's I if if the procedure was like it was ten years ago, no chance. I'm happy. I'm good. I achieved what I wanted to achieve. But since it's so simple and there's no recovery. Why not? Are you at the Are you at the threshold of your last procedure? Are you? I think this is it? Then can I see and like, yeah, I mean it's definitely more hair and there's no doubt about it. Oh yeah, I know what I mean. No, yeah, right right in here, a few more soldiers there and then yeah back here, hold on, come on in, Mr Hudson, Garrett. Uh, we have your meal for you. Oh say sorry, I'm wondering. Okay, when when did they plan on the thing? This is real time ship Okay, okay, yeah, can I can I have ten? Thanks? Oh my god. Well here's a good thing. Here's the good there for audience. Real quick. This is real time stuff. Okay, Because I am in my trailer. I just finished the day and I'm doing this with Joe the transportation, the people who you know, move all the trailers and stuff to the next location. They're waiting on me to sort of get my trailer out of here to go to the next location for tomorrow. That's what just happened. I got a knock on the door by one of the guys saying, hey, you know what, it's time, you fucking actor. What a great recap. This is been really well done. Thank you. It's real charge stuff. It's like you're covering the war in the Ukraine. Okay, here's what just happened. Alright, I gotta knock on the door. I opened the door. They want me to move the trailer, don't go anywhere. Well, we're back after the short break with more daddy issues. But here's the good thing. I'm in Tahoe at this event, at this golf event which airs Friday Saturday Sunday in NBC, and now that I'm at ESPN, I still won't make it on TV, which is fine. Um, but I feel good about my swing. Feel better than I did this morning. I had nightmares about it all night. And I'm going to the mandatory players rules event, which is an hour, and I'm gonna go with my phone and I'm gonna put little Josh to work and I'm gonna ask one question of whoever I see. And now that you're only on for another now eight minutes, Uh, this is putting more pressure on me to actually do that. So who am I aiming for? I mean for Colin Jost, I'm aiming for Brian baum Gardner. I'm aiming for uh, Aaron Rodgers. I'm aiming for Steph Curry. I'm aiming for Travis Kelsey. I'm aiming for Patrick Mahomes, Derek Carr. These type people. That's who I'm trying to get on today. I love it. I mean, maybe just asked, do you know who Oliver Hudson is and give your reasoning why you think he has not been invited back to the Tahoe Tournament, because come on, Tahoe NBC. I'm a great golfer. I don't get invited anymore. I don't know what I did. Maybe you know what it is. I didn't go to the players meeting. Maybe that's it. Well, they're a couple of people that I know of who are big names, have been scrubbed from last year because they didn't they didn't play well with the sponsors, and they told dirty jokes in their uh in their foursomes when they did play. No way. Yeah, one guy's in the all of Fame. I'm just gonna say that, and he's not back. So you're not going to events and not being like a good soldier, good a good soldier, a good good celebrity. That'll get you kicked out. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. But but you know I did go to players meetings number one, number two. I was always dealing with work and kids. So I have to come like last minute. Oh you're the only one. You're the only one. Nobody here has kids or work or anything else. Not no, no, kind of yeah. Yeah. But but maybe I care more about them than than my kids, and they care about their kids. I don't know, you know. I mean, so you're calling Travis Kelsey, well, no, Miles Teller, see your dad he's here. I don't think he is Colin Jos calling him a bad dad? Uh yeah, um, but will you will you maybe ask why can't I come back? I will ask. I will ask, you know, I like you tightened up like that. I'm Oliver Hudson. I'm Garrett Miller. Sorry what you have to say. I don't know the security guy. I don't understand. Like I've been here for almost two years now, and it's like, what are you doing here? I'm like, I'm Oliver Hudson, Like I know you and your family, like I've had them over for like dinner. What is going on? I've known you for a year now, yeah, I like that when they're like, hey, Oliver, have a great day on set. Do you have your badge? I need to see your badge. You know, I'm in the show. I'm that. Then this is and then like Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible with Oliver Hudson ask on it's uh yeah, I mean come on, And who's trying to break into the set of the Cleaning Lady. I don't know, but you're right. It's like, oh, hey, I's looking to see there, Like how's the family? Oh they're great, dude, Yeah, fourth of July was great, Like your badged that happened here. The guys like hey, Mr Buck, you're back. Hey you know how you how are you playing? And then I couldn't get down to the hotel, like I'm staying at the hotel okay, uh yeah, you're not on the list. Okay, I'm playing in the event. Uh yeah, I don't see your name. And I'm like, I wouldn't be here if I wasn't playing in this thing. I'm not trying to break into the Edgewood our resort. So yeah, well, uh yeah, I think you should ask Steph Curry, you know, if he remembers me number one, and then I say, oh god, I think you should talk to maybe some questions to be you know, why do you think that Oliver did hasn't been invited back here in five years? Um? And then asked them if they've heard of Daddy issues? How about if they if I asked them to name, if they do know who you are their favorite podcast that you're a host of, that's good. Let's see if Dad comes out. Well, maybe we can also just get a pole of how many people think I should be invited back, and then we could send it into whoever the who? Who's Who's the main guy there? Uh? John Miller from NBC. Yeah, John Miller's funny because John Miller and I got along swimming me like, we were always laughing and having fun. And Matt Haynes was the one who used to be, you know, right together. I don't know, I don't know what happened. David Mueller is another guy. Hey, Uh what was I just gonna say? Damn it? Uh? Oh? So today I wasn't in the pro am, I didn't get picked. I would have played and Smolt and I played at another course about a half hour north of here with a couple other guys. Uh, Clear Creek beautiful. I was phenomenal. It was great. And as we were leaving, the head of membership comes up to me. I believe his name is Chris, and he goes, Daddy issues my favorite podcast. No, yeah, so we have we have people in Iran and we have the head of membership and Clear Creek in uh South Lake Tahoe, who are avid listeners? He said, my favorite episode you guys was the one where you said it was the worst episode you ever had said, the one where we bitched and moaned the whole time about how irrelevant this podcast is. I love that one. That was great. Well, maybe we need to do more bad ones like this. Yeah, I think this's this qualified the top five, the top five. How was your fourth of July? By the way, do you do anything with the kids? Yeah? We saw fireworks. First time. Boys stayed up till nine thirty. They've never been up till nine thirty. They saw fireworks. They didn't cry proud of them. Wait, I just want to point out one thing real quick. I just want to point this out. Not only is with everything else going on, Joe is now also eating on the podcast too, So we're just checking all the boxes. Just I just wanna Yep, this is great, this is great content. Keep going. We love it. Not only not only the eating, but he's eating sunflowers like it's like and there he's drooling them. Now we know it's great. Is we're so comfortable now that it doesn't even matter fucks going on your drive. I'm driving, I'm in my car. You're gonna get arrested right now. You're gonna get arrested. I'm meaning sunflower seeds, so I mean sue me. He's driving and coughing. Oh my god, that's just too funny, dude. Yeah, people are gonna freak out. Do you understand how social media works. Everybody's gonna shame you, even though they do it themselves. Everybody's gonna shame you for doing this while you drive. Oh, I don't care. I'm looking at the road. My phone is like, you know, down here, whatever, what are you gonna do? I'm doing it for the kids. Man doing it for I mean, you're being dried. Let's just be let's ben't. You're being You're being driven, right, You're not actually driving right? Right? Yeah? Yeah, And when your arm is up on the headrest of the driver in front of you and you're in it. Yes, you were exactly clear your spot on buddy. Right. So anybody who has any issue with Oliver he's not driving right now? Is this the definition of gas lighting? Now? You blew it? Now you blew it. We'll even put this as a clip. Now we will not. You're gonna get canceled. Imagine if I got canceled for driving well doing a podcast. But you will. So this is all unusable ship. No, it's not, because the phone is actually attached to a device where I can drive hands free. You know what I mean? Well, I mean you know what, in all honesty, James Corton has made a living on carpool karaoke where he's driving and doing FaceTime with people in this car. I mean, how does that happen? So anybody who has an issue with this you can tag James Cordon not only that, but you know Jerry Seinfeld too, and comedias and cars with coffee or whatever, Garret Miller in cars doing podcasts because that's our new like niche yeh, do it from the car cars wherever we are. But well, will you I know you tried last year, but maybe you try to get to the bottom of black. I can't. Ever, you couldn't be playing right now, you are working, You couldn't. It doesn't matter. I understand that. But the invite would be nice. So you just want to be able to say no. I can't like people that get invited to weddings who people know can't come right. Yeah, I guess, but it's been a while. It's been years, you know, it's been years. You take things so personally. And by the way, when I don't call you back, you have taken on my personality because you get real eat chippy when I don't call you right back. Well, there's just been a few to text Michelle, like what's wrong with Joe? What's wrong with Joe? He doesn't call me back? I literally texted Michelle and says he is he? Is he okay? Like you know? Is he? Are you alive? Are you okay? And when you were depressed? You know, I don't know, And you don't want to hurt yourself or anything. Do you want to see the first thing I did when I got to to Taha. Yes, look, oh I went. I went to a liquor store and in my golf bag be my contego yep, iced tequila. Who today? No, no, I got it. We got drinks at the turn and I started playing brilliant at May so that should tell me something. We've talked about this off the air. Every golfer can relate. I think you need to in the morning, even if an eight am T time, bring that with you. Range warm up, take a few SIPs, you know, fifteen twenty minutes before tea off to get it down a little bit, just as a trigger. Yeah, yeah, and then boom you relax into a little bob and you're good and you're really you really look holly right now, I feel Hollywood. Hey, do you know who you're playing with? Nope, I'll find that out in one hour when I'm walking around like a past Joe Buck with daddy issues. I have a question for your calling Joe's oh god, I know. Well, if it feels weird, don't do it. I don't want to put you in an embarrassing compromising I'll do it with Brian bomb Gardner from the office because I just did his podcast, so he owes me. There's enough to ask. But cameo, you know that was a good that's a good question, Like why is it true, you make three million dollars doing cameo and howcome? Yeah, it's like no holcome to mall. It makes no money. Right, I have a correlation there, but I won't do it because then I'm going back on something I said I wouldn't do regarding this podcast. Okay, yeah, so all right, so yeah, I'm what is it? I can't see? Yeah, I got a minute. I mean, while you're being driven in your car, how far away from your set is your house? It's about fifteen minutes fifteen minutes, um. But while I'm I'm here, Normally I don't have a day off tomorrow. Normally I go home and I make a cocktail and you know, but I'm deciding not to drink while I'm in Albuquerque. So I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna go play basketball. I'm gonna go find it the gym and go play some some hoop. I got a clean life. And yeah, I I talked about this with with my guy that I brought here last night. Here's here's what I don't get. And and maybe there's this maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree here, but for people who consider themselves quote unquote sober. I know many people who consider themselves sober, yet they're stoned all day, do shrooms and other things. So that to me, so you're basically you didn't take a drink. Great good for you. You stop that, but you're still living in an altered state. You're not living in in the way you woke up. You're adjusting your mood with drugs. So am I supposed to applaud that? Or you tell me yes? Because for me, you know, I don't. I don't wake up and smoke weed all day, like I'll get high at night watch TV or a movie or whatever. Drinking leads to smoking cigarettes, you know, and then I'm I'm drinking five six drinks and I've had half a pack of cigarettes by eight o'clock, and it just feels like shit, and you feel unhealthy, and you wake up and you don't feel good. You know, if you smoke a little weed, you go to bed and you wake up, you feel good and you have your day. Doesn't mean you're okay. But do you think there's do you think somebody who stop drinking but does all the other stuff is quote unquote is sober? No? I don't, okay, They're not sober. They're not sober. I call them sober, but I think people can, you know, And I only speak of this from people who I know who are actually addicts with you know, been through the system and have really fucked themselves up and had to pull themselves out of a really dark hole. And they were totally sober for years and years, and now they smoke wheat. Um, they're not sober, and they don't call themselves sober. You know, they do recognize that. But at the same time, they're not drinking, they're not shooting heroin, they're not doing coke, they're not doing those drugs anymore. Don't think they ever will, but that they'll smoke. They'll smoke weed and then they feel okay, you know. Yeah, so I don't know, but they're it's that it wouldn't be classified by its sober no way. Okay. That's that's my only question. I'm not judging it because I know, I don't know. But for somebody I don't know, whatever, it doesn't matter. But we were just having a conversation last night. Yeah, Well, for me, it's the drinking and the smoking is what makes me feel like shit, you know. But I can get high and have a night and go to sleep and wake up and feel good. If I have six drinks and I wait, I wa have to wake up, I feel like shit. But if I smoke an entire joint by myself and just get super crazy high, then I wake up and I'm satting still fine, fine, you know, right? Don't you run to the fridge then and start eating the hogandas I had two ice cream sandwiches last night, um, and that was it. So I think I did. Okay, okay, but you have to limit yourself when you are super high. I don't I don't know when that word came into That's like a new thing, super like I'm waiting for a president to say that, or like I don't know the president of Ukraine or they're super in need, right super I've always said super like super high. Yeah, I guess, but I feel like it's made its way across the country to the point where it just bugs me. I know, you get bugged by words and certain that's why that's why you checked on me when I didn't call you a text you back? You just do you worry about my idiosyncratic ways with words and verbal crutches and the like, if you're enjoying this episode of Daddy Issues, don't keep it to yourself. Please share the love and tell a friend about Daddy Issues and go subscribe on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you at your podcasts. Stay tuned. You don't want to miss what's coming up. Right after the break, something was up with that. I don't know whether I was worried that you were upset with me about something and you were being baby about it, and like, no, no, if I was upset with you, I would I'm the opposite. That's what I thought, And and that's why I texted you, like to two times or three times, and I actually called you like three or four times, and you didn't answered, and and that's so unlike you. I was thinking I was something wrong, like it is, Joe, okay, And that's why I hit up Michelle and I said, you know, that made me feel good, actually that you cared that, that you bothered to even reach out to a third party to see if I was still breathing. I did, and then she played it off like that you weren't in this, and then I'm like what, And then, of course, would you have been relieved. Let's say something did tragic happened to me, super crady, something super tragic, like you died. Would you have been super relieved or mildly relieved that we didn't have You wouldn't have had to do three podcasts in one week. I think after I got over the initial shock and there would be a little bit of relief. Okay, that's fair. You know, I'm glad you're not immediately. Not immediately, I would immediately. Would you come to St. Louis for my funeral? Yes, I would, depending on what time of year it was, but I really try to make it okay. Would you bring a recorder and go around to the people in the church or at the ceremony and ask questions like I'm about to for the betterment of our podcast, to maybe get sound for sibling revelry or serendipitously coupled. Yes, I for sure would, because I know that that would be one of your last wishes, you know, to get all that on on the podcast. So that's what I would do. You know. Um, let me ask you a question. Do you think if Michelle called me and said, okay, you know, so to happen about so the funeral is June, and this and this, and then I was like, oh, Ship, like I'm gonna I'm not gonna be in town. Like I can't make it. We move the funeral. Do you think that she would move it for me? What what would be happening with Mike Carcass at that point? Would I would be Yeah, yeah, you're in the cooler and you know you're you're fine, But I couldn't make it to the funeral because I gotta go to Cobo playing in the member guests, you know, with who who would be your host? Oh? Probably Simon? They would Simon and no, let me David Simon. I don't know, Maybe one of the Von brothers or something. Okay, Stephen Summers. Maybe because you guys would win the whole thing. Right, So if I'm like Michelle, I'm in combo, I'm actually at your place because just before he died that I could use it, you know, anytime I wanted. So I just I'm here, and we move the funeral because it's right during pins and Fish just one week, That's all I'm asking. Yeah, I think she'd do it. You have a really inflated sense of self worth, you know, that's super inflated. I wish it was super inflated that now just for where you sit. No, that's just for where you sit in my life, not not in general as you're acting across from all these stars that you act with. Got it? Got it? Do you want me to put it a good one with Miles Teller for your career and if he has a project coming up or something that, yeah, you can place dad or yeah, let me know, let me know if if anything can come come about. You know, just just just just say to him, say, look, I saw you in Top Gun and I thought you were great, but you know, Glenn Powell should have played your part. I dare you to say that, I'll do it into my party understanding there that that's funny. All of a sudden, I'm like, Triumph the insult Dog or the comm what what Triumph the insult dog? What what? What's his proper name that you just said it? Triumph the comic insult dog? Right something that were it's messed up, but something like that. But if I just went around in this room and I'm like, hey, Travis Kelsey in my buddy, Like, what Travil is I have a question for you time kills no longer on your team? Did you like him? Was? What? Do you want the poop on him? Now that he's a domp? But do you want the poop on was Tann callin? Joss are so funny? Do you poop on scarlet? Oh no, no, no no, you always take a one notch too far. Hey, do you want to be cremated or buried? I don't care. I want my organs harvested. I want my brain studied. I want my organs donated and the rest of it? You can? You know, where he can wear is a suit? You can crawl inside me and play in the member guest as me with my shell around you. I've always wanted to play left handed. Yeah, you could just skin you and then just preserve you do something like like a shadow boxing, like a shadow box of me. Yeah, and when you want you just pull it out of the shadow box. And why why isn't that a thing? Why? Why could I is that two morbid? I mean, people are so fucking weird in the general population. I'm surprised that nobody's developed something where you could just basically pop somebody's skin off and fucking wear it. It's like I'm going as my dad to uh to opening day. I guess, I guess you'd have to find a doctor who is willing to sort of do that, or you could are you kidding me? You can find a doctor to do anything. You can find an aybody, try to taxidermist, someone who knows how to skin properly, or you know, just doing it, just doing a taxidermy of you, like like it's amazingly real looking, but it's not wax. It's actually using your your skin and your hair, you know, made after my ninth hair transplant surgery. Yeah, no, I think that's good. And would you have me in a pose? Would you put a mic in my hand? Oh? Yeah, yeah probably, and you know, find one of your suits and then you know, that's what you and Troy should do, Like you should just agree that when you're both gone, they'll just put you next to each other like that right in some stadium it Cowboys T and T Stadium. Yeah, like making an exhibit, turn it into a money maker and have the money go to the unceremoniously coupled podcasts. Yeah, it's it's it's it's a it's a thing where you can actually step into the skin of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. It's like it's like you can actually walk in and like put yourself in, Like, oh my god, take a picture. Yeah, oh my god. This is the worst, weirdest podcast of all time. But at least now my wishes are known, so it's out there for everybody in Iran, Iraq, yeah, Australia, all these different I mean, it's you know, what's gonna happen with Josh and his birds. He's gonna he Josh has a bird suit somewhere. No, for sure, I don't have a bird suit somewhere. Actually, well, you send me your measurements and you will perfect. You can't wait. It's good. It's a good Christmas gift. I mean, how you don't go was a fucking parrot for every Halloween? I I don't get. I don't know. I should go as a pirate. You should go as a pirate. You should as a parrot. Now you go as a parrot, but you wear a pirate on your shoulder. That's perfect. That's that. That's what I'll do, dude. That's amazing. You get an amazing parrot costume, but then you have a little pirate on your shoulder that talks to you. Yep, that sounds good. Good God. We're just making we're making what they rent you. What Fox, What do you got a little Chrysler? What is that? No? Cadillac? Yeah, it's a nice little rig. You know. They don't rent it. I pay I pay for it. Like, the way it works when you're out of town is they give you some some money. When you're working at a town, they say, okay, go ahead. Now you have to pay for your apartment, and you pay for your house or whatever. You pay for your car and your flights and all that. So they give you a chunk of change. And if you wanted to live like on the street and just save your money, great, If you want to live in a huge mansion, great, whatever. So it's up to you budge yourself accordingly. That's super cool. Yeah. Yeah, I'm finally learning about balancing a checkbook. So do you think you're winning on that exchange? Or between the house, the car, the flying back and forth, the gas money with prices where they are, are you taking a bit of a bath? Uh? No, I I'm pretty much breaking even. So I bought I bought a couple of houses here last season. For investment. I'm living in one right now, like the shell of my house right there, and so I think I may maybe make a little bit of money or I'll break even, you know, yeah, probably break even. It's my guess is that it was that Adobe? What is that? You know what I'm I'm losing money. I think i'll be I think I'll be losing losing money. Is that house made out of Yes, it is. It's an Adobe house. It's an old Mexican Mexican style house. You know. I have a pool in the back. You have a little pool, nice little deck. It's fun. It's good. What if you get rented, it would be bad, you know, And they gotta do makeup and it looks stupid. Do I need to send you a huge floppy hat? No, because I'm very I'm very uh cognizant about my skin these days. Because I did this laser on my face. I want to make sure that I'm protected from the sun. So I put a lot of some block on. Now your forehead looks good. Let me see you scrunch it up. Let me see some wines. Yeah. Yeah, now that there's been work there, there's where you need the boatox No, dude, you gotta I gotta have me. I gotta still have man stuff going on. You don't want to be like WAXI ish. You don't want to look like a Bond villain, like a waxy just washed out perfect face. Yeah no, I mean there's the bomb like, um, Wayne Newton, I go if I go into the doctrine, like I want the Wayne Newton luck, you know the Newton. Well, we haven't done that for years, I can I want it? Well, like it's too dangerous, man, No, I don't care. I'm going for younger, like we haven't done one of these since But it's that technology technology exactly. We're gonna burn the dead skin off your face first with m Yeah. I mean essentially those like when you get too much plastic surgery, people look like burn victims. I mean that's what they look like. Yeah, that and people get addicted to that, like I joked I was addicted to hair transplants herders. Yeah. Well, I mean there's a girl who works on the show here and then Aaron has a good friend you know who, who are like but admittedly they're like, oh, freeze me up, freeze my whole face. I want to look through us like they like they like that, you know. And then I have a good friend. I have a good friend who's has a sister who works in a plastic surgery office, and their their holiday bonus every year was the doctor would perform procedure on them. And this guy shows up at Christmas and he didn't reckon as his own sister. And his line to his sister was just because the doctor will give you a free treatment every year, it doesn't mean you have to do a treatment every year because you look crazy. And yeah, I think sometimes you go to the New York Post app my favorite place, and you can see one story after another of these people that become it's like you talk about body dysmorphia, like how do they look in the mirror and go, yep, I need another one? It's crazy. Yeah, there's I think there's a rabbit hole effect to it. I mean you you you've taken part of that, like you have had multiple transplants where you could have just been like you know, what, funk it? But you're like, I need more. It needs to be better. I need this, I need that. I've done nothing. To my face, I know that's hard to believe. Done nothing you look great. You look great. Now that's next. No, that's next. I think. So I've had botox in my head for migraines. I'm sure we've talked. No, but you just do you just do laser. You don't have to do botox, but you just smooth your skin out. There's nothing invasive about it. It's just it's just bringing making your bodies, your skin stimulate more collagen. It does it itself, and then all of a sudden, collagen. Look right here, collagen. Yeah there you go. Yeah, now just just shoot that all over your face. Goodbye, I'm leaving. I gotta go to a rules meeting. Okay, okay, that's all right. You go to the rules meeting. But if you can't get some good sound bites. But I would really like to know if you talk to Miller or whatever. Did I do anything wrong? You know? And if I did, fine, I just want to know what the funk is up. Well, maybe your star has fallen, and that's what the cleaning lady is for. Garrett Miller will bring you back. You have to play as Garrett Miller. That's fine. I will. I'll bring like an FBI badge and like a gun. But I I didn't do anything wrong other than maybe not going because sometimes I'd be like, I, I can't make it. I can't make it a couple of years in a row because I was working. So maybe that's it, you know. But I'm a great addition to that fucking tournament. I mean, they're they're right there. You're you're throwing profanity in there, You're getting mad about it. They don't want to hear that. Christ all right. So I had a Barkley for man, have fun at uh. By the way, Barkley, I don't think goes to this the player mandatory players meaning have fun finding a pickup basketball game. Thank you, um, and then you know, hit me up afterwards when you're like in bed or whatever. I want to hear how the whole thing went. Okay, I will, all right, goodbye, you're the best. It's nice to be back. Yeah, thanks, good to be home. Okay. So I'm here with Brian bomb Garner of your favorite TV show, The Office, and Uh, an excellent golfer and a wonderful human has a podcast called Off the Beat Off, the Beat Off the Bead, which I've done. It's a phenomenal episode. But Oliver Hudson has asked me to ask you the question, how can he be more successful at cameo? You're like the cameo king. He's tried, He's made like fifteen grand in over a year. Not worth his time in his life because he's rolling elsewhere. How can he possibly become a better cameo person? Well, listen, you know a lot of people think that it's about you know, a personal interaction with with people. It's really about sexiness, right, So what he needs to do is spend a little more time in the gym. Okay, a little more time. I'm not I'm not going to use the word words plastic surgery, but I think you know, there's a lot of things that he could do. By the way, also a haircut, let's be clear, let's because agree more. He needs a haircut for sure. Um about bathing, babe, you're a Hollywood guy, You're an actor guy. A lot of actor people have been around, don't really they're unkempt. They're unkempt. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you, Joe. Um, you know you're not smelled through cameo. That's not a function of It's not like a scratch and sniff there is thankfully there is no scratching sniff. Um. But yeah, I think that that's the thing. Um. But on a slightly more serious note, here's the deal. Here's how I view cameo. This is not about me, And maybe Oliver is thinking it's a little bit too much about him. Yes, yes, here's what it is for me. This is how I view it. It is a personal connection that two people want to make with each other. I'm irrelevant in this equation. It's a father and a daughter who's the way at college, or you know, brother and sister or whatever, um that they are. They want a connection and they had a connection watching the office and that makes them feel good. And so one person is gifting me. But truly it's the connection is about them. So maybe Oliver just needs to make it a little bit less about him. Hey, you don't do a podcast with Oliver. I do a podcast with Oliver. I think truer words have never been spoken. But the last thing I want to ask you is do you think you've rectified through cameo relationships? Have you unfractured families? Have you brought a father and son together? Have you have you do you ever get follow up. Hey, Brian, I can't begin to tell you how much your cameo meant or is it just one and done? I will tell you, Um, there is quite a bit of of messages after the fact. I have actually received a bunch of requests for people who do who have a fractured relationship. Now I don't know, ever what the situation is or how bad the offense might have been that caused the fractured So that's always slightly awkward for me, which is like, Hey, Dad's reaching out and you know, wants you to forgive him. And I always say, like, I listen, he's come to a great guy to try to bring you back together. I don't know what he did, so if he did something too bad, I don't know, But I will say this, Joe, I believe I have I have not done the research. I believe that of living humans on the planet, I have successfully proposed us two more women than anyone else on the planet. Think about that, I have proposed two women who have I'm assuming, said you in your mind, I mean there could be nos, There could be there could be there could be nos, But if there are yeses, we're We're up. To We're up to triple digits. All right, last question, how many are in your inbox right now? I think cameos at a rate of I don't remember. It's about it feels bad. It's about connection. This is bullshit, this is this is about this is about commerce. I would keep no, no, it's about the connection between people. But I would continue this conversation because you know, I really truly like you. But I have to go do a few cameos that are exploding. I'm sorry. There you go, Brian bom Guarded the make It Less about yourself, Cut your fucking hair. Listen to Daddy Issues on the I Heart Radio app, on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Daddy Issues is a production of Cavalry Audio and I Heeart Media, produced by Margot Carmichael, Sound engineering and editing by Josh Wendish. Executive produced by Joe Bach, Oliver Hudson, Dana Brunetti, and Keegan Rosenberg.