Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. 

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Kids
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo, Henry and Sir Leo

With guests:
CASEY BENNETTO as Christos Tsiolkas
and SAM PETERSEN as Ernie Dingo

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend.&nbsp;
Starring:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/geraldinequinn">GERALDINE QUINN</a>&nbsp;as Jennifer and Bec</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mrtonymartin">TONY MARTIN</a>&nbsp;as Ian and Tarquin</li>
<li>ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/Andy_McClelland">ANDREW McCLELLAND</a>&nbsp;as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/damiancowelldc">DAMIAN COWELL</a>&nbsp;as John</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/cristinalaria">CRISTINA LARIA</a>&nbsp;as Brittany</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/djovanini">DJOVAN CARO</a>&nbsp;as Captain Keith and the Kids</li>
<li>and&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/LachyHulme">LACHY HULME</a>&nbsp;as Sturgo, Henry and Sir Leo</li>
</ul>
With guests:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/caseybennetto">CASEY BENNETTO</a>&nbsp;as Christos Tsiolkas</li>
<li>and&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/mrsammyp">SAM PETERSEN</a>&nbsp;as Ernie Dingo</li>
</ul>
And&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/bad_producer">JAY MUELLER</a>&nbsp;as the Narrator.

Winner of Best Comedy at the 2018 Australian Podcast Awards, CHILDPROOF is an unproduced TV sitcom written by Tony Martin and Sarina Rowell.

The six episodes were performed live at the 2017 Melbourne Fringe by Tony Martin, Geraldine Quinn, Roz Hammond, Andrew McClelland, Damian Cowell, Cristina Laria, Djovan Caro and Lachy Hulme, with a gaggle of guests and narration by Jay Mueller.

It concerns those controversial types, the ‘childfree by choice’. They've been called ‘selfish’, ‘immature’, ‘unfulfilled’ and even ‘unAustralian’ – by their own families! Out of step with a world that exalts the traditional family unit above all else, Ian and Jennifer are also battling extinction in their workplaces – commercial radio and book publishing. 

Contains foul language. Not suitable for children.

CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn

CHILDPROOF is an unproduced TV sitcom written by Tony Martin and Sarina Rowell.

The six episodes were performed live at the 2017 Melbourne Fringe by Tony Martin, Geraldine Quinn, Roz Hammond, Andrew McClelland, Damian Cowell, Cristina Laria, Djovan Caro and Lachy Hulme, with a gaggle of guests and narration by Jay Mueller.

It concerns those controversial types, the ‘childfree by choice’. They've been called ‘selfish’, ‘immature’, ‘unfulfilled’ and even ‘unAustralian’ – by their own families! Out of step with a world that exalts the traditional family unit above all else, Ian and Jennifer are also battling extinction in their workplaces – commercial radio and book publishing. 

Contains foul language. Not suitable for children.

Episode 3 - A Long Weekend

Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany and Kat
DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Wingnut
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Barry Ginnane.

With guests:
SARINA ROWELL as Baby Shower Mum
and SAM PETERSEN as Burnsey

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

bp3k3u33

Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.
Starring:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/geraldinequinn">GERALDINE QUINN</a>&nbsp;as Jennifer and Bec</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mrtonymartin">TONY MARTIN</a>&nbsp;as Ian and Tarquin</li>
<li>ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/Andy_McClelland">ANDREW McCLELLAND</a>&nbsp;as Mike Pomfrey</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/damiancowelldc">DAMIAN COWELL</a>&nbsp;as John</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/cristinalaria">CRISTINA LARIA</a>&nbsp;as Brittany and Kat</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/djovanini">DJOVAN CARO</a>&nbsp;as Captain Keith and the Wingnut</li>
<li>and&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/LachyHulme">LACHY HULME</a>&nbsp;as Sturgo and Barry Ginnane.</li>
</ul>
With guests:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/imaginedslights">SARINA ROWELL</a>&nbsp;as Baby Shower Mum</li>
<li>and&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/mrsammyp">SAM PETERSEN</a>&nbsp;as Burnsey</li>
</ul>
And&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/bad_producer">JAY MUELLER</a>&nbsp;as the Narrator.
bp3k3u33

Episode 6 - Baby Fever

Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. 

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as Shane
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo

With guests:
SARINA ROWELL as the Receptionist
and SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block and Dion

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock.&nbsp;
Starring:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/geraldinequinn">GERALDINE QUINN</a>&nbsp;as Jennifer and Bec</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mrtonymartin">TONY MARTIN</a>&nbsp;as Ian and Tarquin</li>
<li>ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/Andy_McClelland">ANDREW McCLELLAND</a>&nbsp;as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/damiancowelldc">DAMIAN COWELL</a>&nbsp;as John</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/cristinalaria">CRISTINA LARIA</a>&nbsp;as Brittany</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/djovanini">DJOVAN CARO</a>&nbsp;as Shane</li>
<li>and&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/LachyHulme">LACHY HULME</a>&nbsp;as Sturgo</li>
</ul>
With guests:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/imaginedslights">SARINA ROWELL</a>&nbsp;as the Receptionist</li>
<li>and&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/mrsammyp">SAM PETERSEN</a>&nbsp;as Mitchell Block and Dion</li>
</ul>
And&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/bad_producer">JAY MUELLER</a>&nbsp;as the Narrator.

Episode 5 - The Cat's Pajamas

Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. 

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff and Con the Fruiterer
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as Cyrus, Anton and Hurley
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo

With guests:
SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block
and LEE SIMON and BRIAN MANNIX as Themselves

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work.&nbsp;
Starring:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/geraldinequinn">GERALDINE QUINN</a>&nbsp;as Jennifer and Bec</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mrtonymartin">TONY MARTIN</a>&nbsp;as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood</li>
<li>ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/Andy_McClelland">ANDREW McCLELLAND</a>&nbsp;as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff and Con the Fruiterer</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/damiancowelldc">DAMIAN COWELL</a>&nbsp;as John</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/cristinalaria">CRISTINA LARIA</a>&nbsp;as Brittany</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/djovanini">DJOVAN CARO</a>&nbsp;as Cyrus, Anton and Hurley</li>
<li>and&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/LachyHulme">LACHY HULME</a>&nbsp;as Sturgo and Sir Leo</li>
</ul>
With guests:
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mrsammyp">SAM PETERSEN</a>&nbsp;as Mitchell Block</li>
<li>and LEE SIMON and BRIAN MANNIX as Themselves</li>
</ul>
And&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/bad_producer">JAY MUELLER</a>&nbsp;as the Narrator.

Episode 3 - A Long Weekend

In 1 playlist(s)

CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn

Social links

Follow podcast

Recent clips