CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn
CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn
CHILDPROOF is an unproduced TV sitcom written by Tony Martin and Sarina Rowell. The six episodes were performed live at the 2017 Melbourne Fringe by Tony Martin, Geraldine Quinn, Roz Hammond, Andrew McClelland, Damian Cowell, Cristina Laria, Djovan Caro and Lachy Hulme, with a gaggle of guests and narration by Jay Mueller. It concerns those controversial types, the ‘childfree by choice’. They've…Follow the podcast:
Episode 6 - Baby Fever
Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey DAMIAN COWELL as John…
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Episode 5 - The Cat's Pajamas
Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy DAMIAN COWELL as Jo…
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Episode 4 - Child Labour
Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff a…
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Episode 3 - A Long Weekend
Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne DAMIAN COWEL…
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Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse
Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Mandy-Anne and the Angry Mother ANDREW McCLELL…
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Episode 1 - Bring the Kids
Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as M…
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