Episode 1 - Bring the Kids

Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as M…

Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse

Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Mandy-Anne and the Angry Mother ANDREW McCLELL…

Episode 3 - A Long Weekend

Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne DAMIAN COWEL…

Episode 4 - Child Labour

Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff a…

Episode 5 - The Cat's Pajamas

Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy DAMIAN COWELL as Jo…

Episode 6 - Baby Fever

Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey DAMIAN COWELL as John…