Episode 41: Ruining Towels & Gifts Gone Wrong!

Published Dec 2, 2021, 8:01 AM

On this episode of the Calm Down podcast, Erin and Charissa have a post-Thanksgiving catchup. They talk a little football, and Charissa continues her “Questions, Comments and Concerns” segment incorporating some listener feedback. Later in the episode, the ladies talk about some unfortunate childhood memories and Charissa shares the details of a gift for Erin that went terribly awry!

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Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I Heart Radio? What Up? Girl? Are you wearing the comfy break? I Am no time like the present to be aligned, you know, with your life, with your mind, all of it. I mean, can I get an encore? Do you want more grain, juice, bone broth? We're We're going for it. Gang's all here. Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. Start from the beginning. Aaron Andrews off the frozen tundra of lambeau Field and ready, why is this hair done? You look great because it's yesterday's hair minus the beanie, minus the beanie. So cute. No one's cute and a beanie than you. How cold was it out there? That's an annoying question. If you're an avid listener of the Calm Down Podcast, you know I have a problem with my ears as soon as it dips below seventy degrees. It was in the thirties. Not the chilliest I've ever been at Lambeau. There are sometimes I've been on the sidelines at Lambeau and I've thought, oh my god, it is cold. It wasn't really ever like that, so um, but it was chili. But yeah, I had the beanie on because the years were getting a little sensitive. It's fun to be at Lambeau for a game that's a big one, that it's chili that you know Rogers is gonna be a little sassy at the end. I love it. It's okay, so the we'll jump into the game. So for those of you that are not um here for the football, it was the Rams and the Packer. We have more if you're not great, two great teams in the NFC. Who I thought, unless the Rams don't get together, which hopefully they will because I'm a big fan of their team in a lot of ways. But the what I thought might be a preview of the NFC Championship. So that game definitely a big one on your guys schedule. But Rogers. So I'm sitting in studio and I go into the executive because Kurt and all the guys were in New York, so I was there all day. Yeah big girl chair, yeah, big girl chair exactly. And then I went into the executive room afterwards. That's like where all of our bosses sit, and they've taken all the feed. So when you're about to do your interview, I'm getting the feed and one of our boss Zegger, and I are standing there and it's before you're about to do your Rodgers interview, and I said, look at this little cutie about to do the interview and then talking about you. Then Aaron Rodgers goes, hey, look, we're on a two shot. I was like, look because he puts that, well, a couple of things happen, can we You guys want the inside inside of what's going inside in Foe. So the O T is what we have after America's Game of the Week, where it's a quick wrap up show. You know, they do some highlights, they talk about our game, they talk about the day, YadA, YadA, YadA, all the things. I get a text from our studio and I get told in my ear one question for Rogers, and I said, no, I'm not looking to do a five minute sit down. But they won the game. It was a big game, and now he's got to decide if he's having toe surgery. I cannot ask one question. So I fought back and I said, sorry, it's not happening. So then the ending, I forgot what happened. It was kind of killing us with time. Our friend Joel, who works in studios, like this is killing us. I'm like, what do you want me to do? So then I love Aaron, but he's taken all the time in the world to talk to the special teams. We're talking to Andrew Whitworth. I'm like, you're watching me. I'm probably like, mother fucker, let's go. Like Aaron, I love you, but g I mean like, I gotta get this interview on, and I want to get this interview on. So finally, you know, as Joe called him, Mr Badtoe walks over and he he's like, hey, how's it going. I like, put the headset on. We got a roll and he doesn't know what's going on and he he knows nothing in his ear. Our director Rich Russo goes, hey, e a, you're on a two shot because I'm looking right at Rogers because I'm like, I gotta get this in. I gotta get into the studio. I gotta get into t and Rogers goes, We're on a two shot. I'm like, I don't care. I need this to be quick. It was so funny watching it from the other side, not knowing any of that or Russo's comments of you know that he's in the headset because say, you're not understanding there, And just when he goes, hey, we're on a two shot, I was like, what is this guy with the TV lingo right here? That makes more sense now? And then um that I hate that. You wait all game You're like, look, winning quarterback questions need to be answered. We don't. Who cares about time restraints? Terry terry one less joke, you know, and then I can get my one less demonstration. We don't need to pretend that all the kids are scoring a touchdown? Do we get down behind the desk? But it was going to be back at Lambeau. It was a fun time, wacky weekend with saying we stayed in Dallas instead of coming back here. How is your Thanksgiving? How is the food? I know you guys did it Wednesday night at your parents house. It was awesome. My sister was so great, she hosted us. I got to see my grandma for the first time in two years. I cried, I haven't unable to hug her. Yeah, I've only been that. Yeah, I've only been able to stand in her yard and like waved to her because she was really worried about everything and so I finally got I surprised her. We pulled up to her house and I walked in and I go, oh my god, Mom, I'm gonna give her heart attack, and if she dies from this and not from COVID, we got a problem. And my mom goes, no, she's gonna be fine. So I walk in and I go, Grandma like that, and she comes around the corner and she started crying and I started crying, and she's just so so sweet. So that was awesome to see her and all the nieces and nephews and stuff like that. So it was really came back here and then UM football football watched you um sitting around my sister's house in the morning. We were all excited. It's so funny. And I know I've said this before, but like whenever I see you on TV, I get all excited, like like I don't know what you do. I'm like, oh, look there's Aaron. Everyone's like, yeah, there's Aaron. It's like so happy. So what did you do for Thanksgiving? On the road, we went back to Troy's because getting back to l A was a little it was gonna be difficult, and then find you couldn't get out Thursday, So long story short, I'll save everybody the hat sole. We went to Dallas. Troy hosted some of us at his house. It was a lovely night. We watched football, kind of chill axed in Dallas for a day and a half before we had to get to Green Bay. I did want to give a little shout out. We seem to be real fans of either offensive lineman or offensive lineman's wives. On the Calm Down podcast. I had a great chance to talk to Lucas Patrick the Green Bay Packers Center, which I gotta tell everybody, whether you're in a sports or not, I love an offensive lineman. They are so underappreciated. They work their asses off. They don't get the glory, they get the bent fingers, they get the screwed up means. They don't get paid as much as these other guys. They are the funniest, the realist. They remind me of hockey players. Lucas Patrick, I was talking to him at seven thirty in the morning. I told him I sounded so tired, like I smoked like a box of dar um. He said, Peters. He said his wife, Ann Patrick is a huge fan of the Calm Down podcast, So, um, I love her for listening to us when she's in her office, and uh, I love offensive Line so funny. They're great dudes. That makes me so happy. That's very stupill, and thank you for listening. Or it's listening to rambling most of the time. But Offensive Lineman also reminds me so much of working the Big Ten network because so many of those players in the Big Ten are just those like those, you know, hardy Midwestern guys that I was, the Wisconsins, like Perdu like you. Just those are like real men in the trenches. So I'm with you on that. And there's so nice hockey players. I never thought about that connection, but that's great. Um yeah, there all weekends for your girlfriend. So now you're finally home and you'll be home until what Wednesday, right, because you got Thursday night football, Big One Dallas saying Thursday night football. So much on the line for both teams, But both teams now kind of banged up a COVID storyline with Mike McCarthy. We don't know if other players are going to test positive. But meanwhile, both teams have a losing streak. I just talked to one of our favorites on the phone, Cam Jordan's died for him. Um, you know it's these are guys that are like just you almost feel like they're just good friends of yours, but you report on them. But there's such good dudes in Toronto. Armstead offensive linemen. I love my offensive lineman for the New Orleans Saints. They've been around forever. They're not used to losing four straight. They're just good people to talk to. Cam was telling me he was on his way to go Christmas shopping for his wife and he goes, you know what, they don't tell you when you're a rookie in these meetings. And I was like, what's up? But and he goes, they don't tell you your wife is going to be really expensive. She's at home taking care of those babies. Cam Jordan, My gosh, all those babies are so cute. We love Cam. He was a credible supporter. Right when I started House and Home. He reached out and he was like, hey, seats, he can I get a custom couch because I'm big and my wife's about to have another baby and she wants something comfortable, And so I got on this couch. He wanted recliners on the end, and I was like, yo, dude, we ain't. We ain't doing recliners anymore, and he goes, I don't care. I want to so getting a couch for a guy that's six seven two d sixty pounds or however big he is. Um, he's awesome. His wife's so nice. I remember when he also asked me I had this dress on one Sunday and he goes, you know, I think my wife would really like that dress. Would you mind sharing where you got it? You stop at CAM right now. One of the many reasons I love this job, though, is those relationships with those guys, And this long into it, I was thinking about it. I had posted a picture and I was going back and doing the math. I was like, when was the first time I was on IRA? I was twenty four, fifteen years in this bitch, like, I feel so grateful for it, and yes, thirteen and you're tired and all that stuff, but man, this is an awesome deal if you can get it. Is so much so that I don't want to jump the gun. I mean, I'm trying to figure out where I should go with this. I know that people were concerned about my eye. That was also part of our Thursday night extravaganza. That perfect. That brings me to a new segment I started last week called question, Comment and Concern from our I G Instagrams. Then we get it sponsored. Yes, yes, yes, So we'll start with the concern since you just brought it up. A lot of concern over the sty on the eye, sister. So the concern is what is the update on the eye? Well, how is it the eyes? Fine? Um? She made her through. I have read that sties in the eye are caused by stress, and I have been a tad stressed. As you know. There's just been a couple of personal things going on in my life. One of them cleared up and we're good, so did this die? But another one we're kind of waiting on some answer. So um, yeah, it was a little stressed out, I think, maybe more so than I knew. And when I was home before I left for Detroit on the Thursday game, I just noticed my eye being a little tender and I was like, what's going on, Like, what's happening? What's happening? And I even talked about it on the podcast. It was like it's a little dented more No I got a freaking sty the Wednesday I left. You know, Jared asked the trainer with the King's what I do? I looked it up. I put a tea bag on it. Basically I did way too much treatment that I wanted to hello, and I was thinking of, oh Jesus stop, I'm gonna like s OS. I was told not to like rupture. It's basically a pimple. It's a white head in my eyeball. And I read everything of don't pop it because it could get like I get all messed up. So here I'm thinking I popped it because I put too much. You did it? Well? Know what happened was I put too many hot tea bags and too many warm cloths on it. And how could it not when it's a only do it like I ruptureded. So then I thought, great, Thursday morning, I'm gonna wake up. I'm gonna pink eye because I popped this. All was fine, But the good news is it didn't sleep a wink Wednesday night because I was so worried about my personal stuff and the pimple in my eye. But it all worked out. The old pimple in the eye. Um Dylan says that was a cute coming from Dylan. He said, my mom always said to rub something made of gold on it like a ring. Oh Dylan, next time, less I'm not less rich though, compress presses more gold? Um okay, and then scaring along the same turn thought. To finish off our segment, here the question we got from dead Boss and Green News coming down my face? Sorry what hey girl? Uh? She said, Aaron, could you send me the info on the cherry magnesium sleep powder? Is I will not an ad that go to great stocking stuffers. I hope they get him in stock but TB twelve dot com. Tom Brady sells these sleep and recover pills and they are phenomenal. That's what you had to dream about your ex boyfriend, right? Yes, My endorsement would be you sleep so hard you have the craziest dreams. And one of the dreams I had was about my ex high school boyfriend. I was also doing a Bucks game the weekend. I got a new batch of them, and I had been reading so much about their defense. I'm not going to say who, but I had read one of their defensive players was on the injury report with a knee and while I fell asleep. I then like dreamt he died and I said, how did he die? I ready just had a knee injury. These gills are unbelievable or in these things, Tom Brady, that's amazing. Um okay, so um what was the other thing? You said that you had a bunch of stuff that you wanted to talk about. I got a lot of things, guys. You know, when you're flying back and forth around the country, you just start jotting things down. Okay, So I'm not gonna lie, and I don't want to get nical, and I don't want to talk about it. If you believe in COVID, if you don't. Either way, big news this weekend that there's a new variant are we? You know? And I'm not gonna lie. I get really nervous, and not so much for me. I get nervous for my parents. My parents are older, they're high risk. I want to see them at Christmas. I want to make the right decisions, so I do. I kind of stroke out a little bit when I turn on the TV and I see this. I started thinking, as I was washing my face, remember the day, and maybe you didn't have this in your life, but I'd love to hear the story if you did get it. Remember the days in our lives where it wasn't we weren't dealing thro covid. I remember the day when the biggest crisis in the Andrews household was the first time I got headlights. Did you ever get headlice? Oh? Boy, did I ever? Everyone grabbed the stuffed animals and get outside with a comb. We're having a lice party. What was it called rick or nicks or something so disgusting? What was What's your headline story? And I'll tell my So my headline story was I came home from I don't know, I'm a six or seven or something, or I wasn't. Yeah, I was in maybe I was older than that, whatever doesn't matter. And it was I got sent home from school because I had lice. So then how do we know? Was there an outbreak in your cloth of itching? A lot of an outbreak. I'm not the only kid. It's so disgusting, and it is that feeling where like right now I even think about it and I'm like cringing down my disclaimer to our listeners, So come home and I'm bawling anytime something happened. I was the kid that cried. My sister would get mad and my brother or my sister would laugh. My brother would get mad and I cry, like it's just whatever. So I'm balling, and my mom being so funny, She's like, get it together. We're gonna get you know, we're gonna figure this out. She goes and gets the shampoo from the store. The headlines. But I remember sitting outside. She's wearing her gloves like um whatever, like rubber gloves that you wash dishes with, and she's going through every single piece of my hair because you had to. And then I had to take all my stuffed animals off the my bed, all of the clothes, and it's just it's just disgusting. And then do you remember this. I don't think you were there at ESPN. There was an outbreak. I will not say who had it. No, Yeah, forget the bone broth, you are spilling the tea. Well, there's more where that came from. She I will say it was a she got it from her kid at school and came to ESPN and it was everywhere. And let's just say that makeup gals were not happy about this situation. Yeah, outbreak at ESPN. Done done. That's the real story. But I won't make you do it online. Yeah exactly. Okay, so uh that's the headlines. Did you ever have it? Oh my god? My story? So we a. I grew up in Florida, as I'm itching myself right now, grow up in Florida, and I've got a little bit a painful spur here. Can you see? Is it red? While it's getting red? You're touching it, You're making it rudder? Christmas vacation? Get ready? Everyone? Tis the season. It's December first soon, m Well that's my name? No ship um so Red Sox are doing spring training. It's my dad's favorite team in Fort Myers. We live in Tampa. It's a couple of hours to drive. We were so excited. My parents are going to take us out of school and we're going to spring training. We're gonna go with mom and dad and we're gonna go see the Red Sox. Whoa big day. The night before, we go to Tom Brady's favorite subway for dinner. That's what I was having a big night because I had never tried a meat ball sub which quickly became an Aaron Andrew's favorite meat ball sub with a cookie and a drink. You know, so I loved a little meat ball sub. That was first night. My Dad's like, try it, You're gonna love it. Big night meat ball sub Red Sox training camp. The next day, life doesn't get better. We're sitting there. I remember the corner booth, the Andrew's family, bright yellow corner booth. Loved meat all sub life made good to go get home. I don't know if I started itching, or Kendra started itching, or my mom got a call, but she started looking and all I remember my mom saying, is I'm going to throw up. These lice are so big. I just remember her saying to my dad, I'm gonna throw up. And I used to I was like, Mom, what am I supposed to do? I didn't mean it, but my whole worry the whole time is does this mean we can't go to training camp tomorrow? Of course it's spring training? Sorry? Oh wait, so did you guys still get to go? Yeah? We just did this shampoo and I was like, let go. But that's I don't I mean, aside from the ESPN outbreak of lice, is that still a thing? I don't know. I mean but it wouldn't you much rather be dealing that crap than what we're dealing with now, That's what I'm thinking about. At least we know what we're looking for. In your mom's particular case, very large, mama bugs. It wasn't hard for my mom to find a gun Aaron has, Oh my god. So yeah, I would much rather have that to your point about dealing with unknown things, But I got another one for you. I mean, I'm hot right now. And also it's kind of your world with house and home designed. So you know, I marry my husband and he already has this stutted towels like he's already got all the towels and all the house right he was in this house before we were married. Um, And it's great, but you kind of know when it's time to buy new towels. They just get that smell that it doesn't matter how many downy beads you throw in your wash, how many downs you know, downy lotion fresh whatever, that crappic, the blue stuff. I'm just not feeling fresh when I'm wiping my face with it, you know. And it's getting it's getting rough. The texture is rough. It's no ye got it okay. And then it's just one night you've had a little bit to drink and you're like, I'm going there. I'm going there with pottery barn I'm going there no restoration, and I just bo and I cannot wait till they show up. So they show up, and you know that everybody's got there. It's all in our bedroom, and I'm so excited. In the next couple of days, I look at the towel that's hanging on my door, and then I look at the towel that's hanging on his door. There's bleach marks on it from a face and it ain't my husband's. Damn it. I've already ruined two of these looking towels. And you know what it is. It's like a new face wash. I was given a whirl and it's got hydrogen peroxide in it, and you know, sometimes up in your hairline, you don't always get it out. Fucking staining the two damn freaking towels, and now we got the shitty ones back with bad smell because I can and have nice things. Damn it. No, I'm gonna tell you what I did, same thing. Restoration. I love a two single black stripes. You can get them in charcoal. We can also get silver navies available. Just dropped down, pick your color, drop down and get on. But I made the fatal mistake of I like bleaching the towels because I don't know when this gal over here gets a spray tan or makeup, and again I should take all the makeup off in the shower. Why I've scrubbed seventeen times and I still get makeup off on the towel, like happening. Why why is this still coming from? I mean, I'm not I don't nearly wear as much makeup as I used to. I mean it used to be a mask. I was like, oh my god, Jim Carrey, just remove it and keep moving. But then now I forget with the spray tan. So I have a whole separate set of towels just after I've had a spray tan because we cannot white one color are they They're blue, which is weird, But they're the cheap little ones that I got off Amazon. And it was just like, oh, these are the throwaways. But it brings me back to this. So you came, Jared was already living there when you got there. I have a real thing when moving into someone else's house. I can, I'll do it. I'll do it. But we got to get a new mattress, and we all know why we did. I'm not interested in that. Get all your mattresses out, and I need a new one because I don't think happened in this house. Things have happened. We all have lives before, we need significant others. But I ain't interested in staying on that family cup. Parties have happened in this house. You know, pour one out for the homies, but yeah, we're kind of change one out for the home girls because I'm not interested in sleeping on somebody else's nonsense. So that for sure, And the sheet sets have to go, and anything it touches the body in your particular case, piles are fine too. But so you know, as you know, I don't watch Curb because it's I'm just it's over the top for me. But there was a clip that I saw that Larry because he was promoting the new season about an episode about towels, about getting new really, yeah, it must be in the new season where he's talking about, um, what's the what's Jeff's wife's name? Um? Um, Susan Okay, Susan, Yeah, Susan comes in off this clip and hit the funk out of here. Get the funk out exactly. So she walks in with with a bunch of new towels and she's like, look, we got our soft new towels. And then she's like going on and Larry's like why are you Why are you get new towels and she's like, oh, because you have dingy towels and it's something like that, and then he gets into a whole thing about dingy towels. Anyways, you can have it. It's so perfect. Yeah, so I'm really bummed out I ruined the towels. And you'll love this because we share the same housekeeper. Jared's like, I already called her about it, and I was like, it was me, it was my fail or sweet little Elizabeth. So we love Elizabeth so much, but anytime something is broken or missing, we go Elizabeth, where is it? Because she puts things away so like she puts everything in its place. Well, I don't always put things in this place, so at the minute something is missing, I'm like, where is it? I remember one time I had Dominique or sweet hair girl, and friend made me wefts, and I know she's done that for you too, for like our set of extensions. And I was running out Sunday morning, It's four thirty, keep it moving, and I couldn't find the wefts. Where are the weft? I wanted to call Elizabeth A four? Where are the weft? Little did I know she had hung them on a hangar with little clothesline things. They were hanging in my closet, just rows of hair. I need to hang them. I don't were they damp? We've done that before, like when we get our extensions wet and we like hang them over the towel rack. What a time? What a time? Wait? Oh, I ordered you a present for Christmas, and I'm gonna tell you this because I'm not going to be able to give it to you because it was so bad. I was like, she's gonna like this I got. I got suckered into an Instagram ad and I immediately was like, oh my gosh, this is so wait. I'm just gonna show it to you. I was like, Aaron, am I not getting it? No, you're not getting him? Why because I'm gonna show you. And so I'm like Kane face lotion that we want to be sponsored by I already already got you that that's on its way, but this, I can't wait for that present that would never give me a sky talk amongst yourself. While I do this, I have a story about a guy working out in the hotel gym this weekend that I totally wanted to video and put on the Calm Down Podcast Instagram account that all of you need to be looking at. But I didn't want to invade as privacy. Is that the right world? So I didn't. But this guy, older, gentleman, heavy set. Good for you for being in the gym. I appreciate that. But I don't appreciate is the grunting and the noises and the and the punching the peloton screen and he's just like and a couple of times I did the old head look over, pull the your pot out like and then finally I got so done with it, I go, are you okay? Do you need me to call? It was so dramatic. He was like, no, I'm good, just working out really hard. So I got off my treadmill and wanted to look to see who he was writing that would make him create these disgusting noises because none of my peloton instructors do that. He didn't even have it on. Stop it. It was just the sign in screen. No, he was just he was like pretending to be working out. Yes, oh, come on, a fake workouter, fake worker outer. Calm down, Okay, don't you calm down for I finally found it the email? What so I sent in this picture? I want it? God damn it. This is not Hold on, this is not the email. This is becoming anticlimactic. Oh there it is. So I see this and I'm like, you're gonna love this. I find a picture. It's a sweater that you put your dog on, a sweater put the dog on. So I find this adorable picture of how how it's you know, the one is off your Instagram and he's like up on um like you're in you're walking in Manhattan Beach and he's up on the cement like half look. Uh they took liberties with the design. What where where is the half wall? And what it looks like? Watting like that? And it's like it is so bad and this literally she goes, she goes, do you like this design? What what this is? He shaved too? Does her? It just looks like he's like sitting and waiting to like do something. But I'm like, that's not the picture I sent you. So I was like, I can't give her that. She's gonna what the funk this? This is the worst picture all the pictures of my dog, my Ralph Lauren model dogg and this is the one you come up with, so very upset when she's like, how about this design and go no, no, thank you. That actually brings me to my next topic. I get a lot you know what happens when I stay in one town for two days. I got a lot of topics. How much online shopping did you do? Do you like to do that? I love to do that. I'm gonna tell you what you know. So I have been spending no money on clothes because a I'm not going anywhere. I have two years of COVID clothes that like have sat in the closet I haven't worn. And I have clothes, we share clothes. I have other things to be spending money on. And at this point, like who cares what I'm wearing? Right? Well, I decide again, if I'm having a few glass of wine, I see the Revolve model that's nine pounds in all of these dresses and outfits, and I'm like, that is caute. Bye bye bye bye bye, not justin Timberlake and sank. Well, I'm gonna say bye bye bye to my Revolve account because every dress that came I held up and you know it's the wrong size choice when you hold up the bag and you haven't even taken the garment out and it looks like a sandwich zip block. I said, this is supposed to be a dress. Who is a body dysmorphia that thought she was a size extra small in this bad boy, I'm not getting Aaron. Everything I took out of the Revolve box, I said, nope, nope, nope, nope, And I am too old to be wearing that. And that single strap look great on the model, but none of it works. So I just give up on online shopping. As far as online dressing, Yeah, I can't do that. Revolve. I can't figure out because you're right, that model is so effing and you know one ladies, the blonde one one and it's flicked down and like her hair just always looks great, and I was like, do I want that hair color or not? The other thing about it is like I love Jojo? Is it Jojo adorable? Yeah? And she always has some top with her great boobs and it's revolved and here's the link, and I'm like, I could do this with no, No, i can't. What in my thinking, I've got a whole box or revolved stuff up in my closet that I've never returned. I'm embarrassed I even tried. And it's like, what was that. I'll tell you what I was thinking. I got lost on Revolve around the World, the hashtag, and now I'm around the world buying everything and nothing fit and it only looks good on these gals. And I was like, I too would like to be invited to that dinner in Santorini, but it doesn't look like I'm ever going to get the invite because I can't even get the sizing right. Wellhy don't they ever do a Revolve around Lambo, because that's where I'm going. I'm not going to Lake Como. I'm going to freaking Lake Green Bay, all around Pico and Motor That's what you'll find me in an extra large God, just forget it, I'm telling you. And every time I think like, oh, that's gonna look so good on me. Nope, doesn't work. But here we are. And so then that's where I just keep buying new towels and new sheets. We have plenty of everything, towels, sheets. So it's about to be December. It actually will be December by the time this episode airs. And so for all of you that haven't seen Christmas Vacation, freshen up, because there's going to be about seven hundred references to that movie over the next month. This is what I always love when people like I can't believe that it's already the holiday, see, and I feel like I say that every year. And I'm going to be good. And I tried to get ahead of my shopping, but it's still not going very well. No, my parents are the hardest to buy for. They just are. Yeah. I just ask Cathy what she wants and she says, just money. My mom just wants money. Hey, she kills me this one. I can't take it, honestly. Do you get your dog a stocking? I know you do? Yeah, this whole house? Yeah, I know I got. I got two stockings, and I'm excited. That's I'm excited to shop for dog toys. Um wait, what else did I need to talk to you about I don't know, oh, another travel story. This is my last, my last bitch session. And then I'm sure everybody is ready to flip this off. Um. I just find it funny to go along with the restrictions, and you know, the rules were following. I love wearing a mask on a plane. I'm into it. Everything else I kind of don't understand, like the whole I just I like to have hot water on the plane, just you know. I'm a flemmy girl. We've aolog address that it's fine. I want to hydrate, but I like a little lemon. The lady on the plane goes, we're not doing the hot We're not doing lemons right now because we just don't want to touch anything. Yet they serve you your glass with their hands around the rim, like, I don't worry, we are touching things. You're touching my cop. What do you mean throw a lemon in there while you got your fingers all over where I put my lips. I don't baby, My baby gets I'm telling baby in a corner. Nobody should. I'm so over this idea that even when this was all happening, like at the beginning, I get it. We'll follow procedures and protocol and we'll do what we're supposed to do, but have it be consistent. So they were like when they were like, oh, we don't serve diet coke on the plane, I'm like why, Like why are you not serving? Why are you? Can you serve wine but not diet coke? Like there was just all these weird rules. Seriously, then there's still there, still are I'm fine, I'm working. Let's just bring the lemons back, bring the lemons. I am so over this, so I bow talx underneath my arms. This is probably like five years ago because I was told I would stop the sweating, Like there's no way a silk shirt was touching this body. It was drenched in a second. But now it's back again, and I've changed my deodorant and we I'm embarrassed to say, I don't even know the difference between deodor and antipersprint. I don't. One of them helps you with the stink and one of them helps you with the sweating. I don't really got to have both. So I'm sweating. I'm sweating again, and I need help, and I need all suggestions. I went for the Dove. I went for the spray, I went for the natural. I didn't got a Karen. I need help. I'm now I use Men's deodor in a lot. The only thing about the Men's deodor and I'm on my husband's deodoran right now. I'm ont Cincinnati. I don't find that they do a clear men's deodorant, but the smell is fantastic. I feel like it cloggs my dessert so much under my armpits that when I went to go shave them, I still got the deodorant coming in on my razors. So that's where I know it's working good. It's probably gonna kill me as some toxins at some point, but doesn't it smells. I feel like Men's smells so masculine. I know, but I'm a guy like I'm into that into it. Okay, well, let men get into the old. I also feel like the songs seasons change. I feel like when the seasons change your body. I don't know I'm making this up changes as well. I too, am a sweater. I've been having a couple of sweating situations at night. Please God don't say this is menopause, because I can't have that happen right now, not not this time of year, not this time to sleep with your father. Don't be so dramatic. Alright, Well, I'll explore some options if anybody has some suggestions for a gal like me who's sweating and I like a girly smell. I want a cucumber, I want to fresh linen, I want a vanilla, bring it my web like a wood forest. Stant Okay, can we can we dedicate this podcast to somebody just because they're on our hearts to Stanley Trilling, sweet angel, rest in peace, sweet baby, are good on Victoria? Yeah, our good friend Victoria. Jill Trilling has dressed Aaron and I for over ten years now, but has been a better friend even longer. And her father passed away a couple of days ago, and he was the guy that walked into the room and was the life of the party. And even he was in the hospital and Vicky was sending me videos, he was watching our show, and he was watching your game and just just an incredible, incredible presence. And Vicky, we love you very much and we're here for you. We are so sorry for your loss. It's a loss for everyone. Yes, we love you. Stanley, stand them at Kiss, Kiss your family, tell them you love them, and all the things people Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. M

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