The crew attempts to stage an intervention for Gerardo, a 28-year-old who has never had a girlfriend and is currently "delusional" enough to believe his barber wants him to "save her" from her incarcerated husband just because she shared her cup size and took off a hoodie in his presence. The "studious fools" also investigate Kevin Durant’s alleged secret Twitter burner where he supposedly called Russell Westbrook a "triple double c*****e bear" and discuss the "airy" reviews of Brandy’s national anthem performance.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥤]