Ep. 614 "Redemption Shot? That's Not House Rules, Homie!" 🍺 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/05/25)

Julio is turning Christmas into a combat sport after drawing his despised beer pong rival—a "lame" baby daddy he fought three years ago—for Secret Santa, forcing the Brown Bag crew to debate whether he should stand on business or finally squash the beef. Additionally, the 'Naughty List' segment exp…

Ep. 613 The 20-Minute Beer 🍺 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/04/25)

Felix calls the Homie Helpline seeking advice about leaving his wife after a big fight, but the Mandita Machine quickly questions the credibility of his story—specifically, the suspiciously brief, two-hour round trip drive for "one beer" with his friend to "decompress" at 3 A.M.. Meanwhile, the cre…

Ep. 612 Tacky Tattoos & Red Flag Boyfriends 🚩 + Diddy’s Alleged Biggie Anniversary Freakoffs| Brown Bag Mornings (12/03/25)

Rachel calls the Homie Helpline feeling majorly slighted and self-conscious after her sister removed their matching Harley-Davidson memorial tattoo—honoring their late father who loved to ride—because her new "red flag boyfriend" thought it was "tacky and ghetto". Then, things get really weird as t…

Ep. 611 Check the Trunk, Foo & Iggy Azalea Hangs Up the Mic 🎤 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/02/25)

The 'Homie Helpline' tackles Joe's moral dilemma after his girlfriend, dealing with serious health issues, gives him a full-on hall pass, leading to chaotic advice about finding a "gold standard lady of the night". Meanwhile, the crew opens up the naughty list nominations, featuring a dad who uses …

Ep. 610 The Real ID Got Too Real 🧍‍♂️ | Brown Bag Mornings (12/01/25)

Evelyn calls the Homie Helpline after trying to get a Real ID revealed her man's identity crisis: he discovered his birth certificate lists his father as Juan Martinez from Mexico, meaning he is only Mexican and not full Salvi as he thought. Meanwhile, the hosts are divided over the US transportati…

Ep. 609 Thanksgiving Week Vibes PT.3! 🦃 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/26/25)

This episode begins by highlighting the 10-year tradition of the viral Thanksgiving gathering between Wanda Dench and Jamal Hil Hinton, which originated from a text message sent to the wrong number. The main discussion revolves around a listener's dilemma asking if it is fair to request that his gi…

Ep. 608 Thanksgiving Week Vibes PT.2! | Brown Bag Mornings (11/25/25)

This Thanksgiving week special features a gut-busting eulogy for the perpetually bald-tired Nissan Ultima, honoring its screaming timing belt and drivers who were definite "red flags," followed by a collective horror reaction to the viral monstrosity known as the matcha turkey that resembles Shrek.…

Ep. 607 Thanksgiving Week Vibes PT.1! 🥔 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/24/25)

This episode discusses various Thanksgiving practices, ranging from non-traditional holiday meals, such as having only sides or seafood like crab and shrimp, to celebrity favorites like Tom Brady's grandma's biscuits, and the happiness associated with decorating for Christmas as early as November 1…

Ep. 606 Her Dad Said 'You Don't Have To Be With Her'... 🤔 + Happy Birthday Letty!!! | Brown Bag Mornings (11/21/25)

This Friendsgiving Friday, the crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline advice request from Lai, whose overbearing dad is pocket watching, bullying, and making a weird offer to her fiancé after a car repossession, prompting one host to exclaim: "Your dad's going to heaven, Conto". The show also dives in…

Ep. 605 Take Him to Vegas, Get Tipsy, and Try Again 🍸 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/20/25)

This episode gets heavy on the "Homie Helpline" as Paulina grapples with the devastating choice between staying with her boyfriend, Raul, who no longer wants children, and sacrificing her dream of being a mother after suffering a loss. The crew attempts to balance the seriousness with chaotic antic…