Ep. 643 She Was Getting Forklifted at Midnight 👷‍♀️ + The Container Store’s Aesthetic Bankruptcy | Brown Bag Mornings (01/22/25)

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Juanito, a "docile" business owner who has been paying his ex-girlfriend’s rent for a year despite her only calling him on the 28th of the month and allegedly getting "forklifted" by coworkers during her overnight warehouse shifts. The comedy continues as…

Ep. 642 My Suegra Stole My Plates... 🍽️ | Brown Bag Mornings (01/21/26)

Todays Homie Helpline is a rollercoaster! Alejandra is asking for help as her suegra is stealing dishes, rearranging her home furniture, and changing her home decor! And her fiancé is lying about it! Furthermore, the crew talks about how El Segundo is currently swarmed by mosquitoes, prompting the …

Ep. 641 Day-to-Day with Nana 🤎 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/20/26)

The crew navigates a deeply emotional Homie Helpline as they offer support to Monica, a listener struggling to care for a mother with dementia who has begun accusing her 15-year-old granddaughter of theft. The conversation balances heart and humor as the squad roasts a girl for trading her boyfrien…

Ep. 640 He Couldn't Get Over Her Cuz He Was Under Her 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/19/26)

The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where a fiancé’s "jerk" friends are caught trying to sabotage his engagement by posting uncropped throwback pics of his ex-girlfriend for the "2016 trend". The studious fools also investigate a 550lb black bear in Altadena that was evicted from one home o…

Ep. 639 His Soccer Balls are Going to be Very Lonely ⚽| Brown Bag Mornings (01/16/26)

Today's Homie Helpline is messy- with a foo who's trying to choose between his girl and the Superclásico. And whether it’s ASAP Rocky’s mom playing matchmaker or Clayton Kershaw lying about retirement, this episode proves that mothers—and "studious fools"—always know best. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥅]

Ep. 638 His Ex Misses the Doggy (Style) 🐕 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/15/26)

Navigating Mike’s relationship is like trying to play catch on an LA sidewalk before the law was repealed; it’s a "silly little" mess that could end up costing you $1,000 or six months in jail just for trying to have a little fun outside. Between LeBron James acting like a "dramatico" by quoting Ja…

Ep. 637 Should The Silver Teeth Kid Get Presents Too? 🦷 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/14/26)

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline after Jasmine’s in-laws gifted the adults Adidas joggers and Disney sweaters but completely ignored her 11-year-old son, leading the squad to debate if kids with "silver teeth" or a lack of blood relation are to blame for the holiday snub. The comedy stays hi…

Ep. 636 My Homie is Kicking it With My Ex... 😣 + The Plastic Glizzy Grill-Off | Brown Bag Mornings (01/13/26)

The crew navigates an interesting Homie Helpline where they debate if Damian should cut off his friend Junior for staying "ride or die" with Damian’s tattoo artist ex-girlfriend and posting videos of her "backing it up" at events. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the "glizzy gobl…

Ep. 635 Lusting After His... Therapist!? 🫠 + The Pentagon of the Sky Visits LAX | Brown Bag Mornings (01/12/26)

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline where they try to determine if Jack is actually "vibing" with his therapist or if he’s just falling for a "mental stripper" who is literally paid to listen to his problems. The comedy stays high as the squad reacts to a viral youth hockey brawl where 10…

Ep. 634 She Got Her Lick Back With the PRIMO!? 😭 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/09/26)

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline as they debate if Vanessa should "stay toxic" and pass off her "revenge baby"—conceived with her ex's first cousin—as her baby daddy’s own child before the "cousin-brother" is born. The comedy keeps going as the squad roasts a 79-year-old millionaire’s …