The crew navigates a "Monday-worthy" Homie Helpline for Felicia, who moved to Cali for a man whose "junk don't function" due to a supposed prison riot injury, leading the squad to suspect it’s actually a case of "mental stops" and "unrealistic expectations". The Petty Police also go on a "sick one" as they roast the massive "trash bag" of drugs Dwight Howard's wife aired out on social media and debate why Timothée Chalamet is catching heat for hating on the "niche community" of opera and ballet.