Felix calls the Homie Helpline seeking advice about leaving his wife after a big fight, but the Mandita Machine quickly questions the credibility of his story—specifically, the suspiciously brief, two-hour round trip drive for "one beer" with his friend to "decompress" at 3 A.M.. Meanwhile, the crew gives a dire warning: shredded cheese bought at major retailers like Target and Walmart is currently being recalled because it contains potential pieces of metal, meaning listeners should "toss it" if they still have a bag.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍻]