The Homie Helpline is on fire as Carlos seeks advice on his "anger rights" after his fiancée's stepdaughter asks her mom to be the madrina alongside her ex-husband padrino for a baby baptism, sparking debate over whether he should confront the entire family. We also celebrate the Dodgers' improbable World Series victory against the Blue Jays with reports from the massive parade in Downtown LA (where fans are getting fired for attendance!) while also trolling Drake for talking trash only to see his team lose, and breaking down celebrity breakups and Halloween drama.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]