The Homie Helpline features Lorenzo debating if he should donate his "high caliber sperm" to his sister's wife, a situation Robert the 'Uncle Dad' warns could result in financial liability and the awkward creation of "cousin siblings". For anyone whose life has become too complicated by potential twin children or messy family drama, the crew explains Japan's "Jōhatsu," or "evaporation" service, where "night movers" assist clients in vanishing without a trace for a few hundred dollars, offering a real-life reset button
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