Phone Tap: A Very NDA Halloween

Published Oct 31, 2024, 2:42 PM

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend!

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Today? We call a woman who was recently hired at a company and just got invited to her boss's gigantic annual Halloween bash. Everyone at her work talks about how it's the party of the year. She's never been before, doesn't really know what to expect from it. Well, she's about to find out from Brook that it's more than your average spooky theme to get together. In fact, there's a few big surprises in store in your phone.

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Twenty Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Kelly.

This is Kelly. Who's this?

My name is Sabrina Mon. I'm calling from Party Planners and Events. Oh, I am right in the middle of planning the big party at your boss's estate, so setting everything up?

Can I help him somewhere?

Yes?

Actually, I'm glad you asked. See you're the only attendee who I have not received as signed NDA from an NDA. Why yeh NDA, it's a non disclosure agreement. I send it to an email a few times. No response.

Well I didn't get any kind of an email. But this is the first time I've been to my boss's Halloween party, and I know what happens every year. Like, okay, what goes on that they need an NDA?

So you haven't been to any fun Halloween parties before, that's what you're saying.

Now, the boss, what do you want the oil? There's a lot of bottles of it.

Yeah, just put it by the kiddie pool.

The one upstairs in the red room.

No, in the garage, by the treadmills with the chains on them.

Oh, you got it, boss?

Wait, what's going on here?

Sorry?

That was Randy.

It can be the loud one on the team. Did you call me boss?

No, I got the treadmill with the chain.

Oh you got it.

Warm, don't know what's changed?

What? Anyway? While I have you on the phone, what are you wearing by the way to the party? Oh no, right now, that would be.

A word question. Yeah. I mean I hadn't really settled on it, but I was probably gonna do like like little kitty kind of thing.

Oh, a little playful kitty in a bikini.

I like it.

No, not a bikini. I'm gonna wear a bikini to my boss's house.

No, no, I'm sorry I didn't explain. We actually do have the bikini provided for you here, so you'll change into that when you get here. Right, is that what you mean?

I'm really not planning on wearing a bikini at my boss's house, like, especially the first time I'm invited.

That's you really are new. Yeah, your boss already sent me your measurements, so we're good. I've got it all picked out for you. Excuse I mean you're covered, not really covered.

Okay, that sounds really creepy that my boss would have my measurements. I don't think being like a.

Cute Halloween way right y?

Oh my god, what happens at these parties?

Do you know what I was just gonna ask you? Are you allergic to a large amount of cookie butter?

Wait? What what did you ask me?

Cookie butter?

You know what, don't worry, You're not going to be eating it. I just need to know if it gets smeared all over your skin, if you're going to have some sort of reaction. What I mean. I do carry a couple EpiPens just in case, but I'd rather not use them.

What the hell is going on there?

Hey?

Boss?

Where do you want this cookie water on the phones?

It's just a lot of I understand. Just stack it next to the whack statue of Will Smith.

Please, there's a wax statue of Will Smith.

It's an angry one too. He's like mid slap.

No one in the office has said anything about this, like it's this type of party. I mean worker Nadine even, and I know she's been going for years. She didn't tell me it was like any of this.

Well, because they all signed the agreement, so they can't.

Have you seen the things in the news lately.

I don't look at the news.

You should because people can get in trouble for weird stuff like this.

I'm sorry, what part is weird to you? Is it like your boss and the bikini, the cookie butter, like all of it.

Why would my boss have my measurements and then this well you'll sniff? Like, how does will sniff the figure into any of that?

I would answer all of that if you just sent me over that sign Nda.

In fact, you know you said that, but like I keep telling you, I didn't get any kind of an email.

I didn't get it, and it don't you know what I'm recording right now, So you can just give me a.

Verbal okay, verbal okay of what to do.

This prank phone call on you that was set up by your coworker, Nadine get out. Is that a yes? Okay? This is actually Brook from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. No way, Oh my god. Nadine wrote us and said, you didn't know what you expect from the company work party this year.

I know, I've never been in office sometimes I was like, I don't think I want to go.

We want me to put these hidden camera's.

Boss, now you ruin the surprise.

Thanks Randy.

God, who is that other person?

Like they're in on this whole thing too. Oh that's Jeffrey. Yeah, say hi Jeffrey.

Sorry, Kelly, you're a good sport.

No, it's okay, but I'm like, I gotta get over It's gonna take me a while to get over my boss. Having my measurements like that, freaking out.

Wake up every morning was fun. Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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