What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect recipe for a Phone Tap!
It's time for your phone tap. And what do you get when you take a type a person who's a little bit rigid, a little uptight, and on top of that, they're unhappy because they got the wrong pizza delivered to them. Oh no, what you get is the perfect person to mess with, especially when you match them up with Jose and his outstanding energy. Yeah, there it is this woman. She literally can't even Yeah, I'm gonna make it all great. I'm sure it's gonna be the definition of in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, good morning? Is this Audrey? Yes? How do you ho there? How you doing? How you feeling? This is Kenny. Oh, I'm sorry I'm being rude. This is Kenny. I'm the manager here at Chris Pizza. Oh what can I do for you? I heard that we messed up a pizza order the other night from you. Huh? Will you tell me about what happened? Yeah, we were, we were unhappy with our pizza. A little flippy flop to it. Just sometimes if you don't get that brown under the crust, you got the flop, the New York flop as they call it. I call it the flippy flop though, because it's funner flip flop. Oh, I mean, you're having a lot of fun with us, But I was really not happy about the pizza. We ordered a super meat Lovers and it came with pineapple and avocado and oh pufu on a pizza. Sounds kind of delicious, but not for everyone, right, apparently for us. Well, I absolutely feel terrible about that. And by the way, if you have any left over, why don't you leave it out back. I'll come pick them up. It sounds like a good combo. I'm not joking. We shrew it out. It wasn't a good pizza. Oh, it wasn't what we wanted. You know what, It's official. We made a little fiddy foo, a little bit of a pital. Don't sounds very professional. Don't say too many times. You're gonna put that out in the universe. You're gonna manifest the fiddley foo. It's a it's a bad thing. Can you just talk like a professional? So sounding like a sour pizza? You got some sour grape pizza order, I'll take a medium extra salt on the sour grapes. Stop screwing around. I had a legit complaint. It was bad pizza. And now you're being very strange. Oh scary strange. I like that. It's kind of kind of catched it like it. Oh oh that was not a good thing. No, I just I'm not happy with your service, and this call is not making it any better. I don't know what you're doing. Okay, look, we're just gonna skip all of that then. Okay, let's get to the pizza. Let's get you to the fun stuff. I'm getting you a free one. It's official. Hey, s uh, break free pizza. Come out. Bump bump, bump bum. Look. I don't want to talk to you anymore. If you just want to send the free pizza, that's good. But your energy is throwing me off. Okay, okay, you're right. Look here's your options. This week's special is a sweet and savory surprise. Ooh it's filled with peanut butter and gummy bears. Oh my god, my favorite midnight snagged. That sounds so gross. We're gonna send that over right away. It's also stuff. Absolutely not sir. I want this phone call to end more than I wanted the verses. My children. Can I just have a normal pizza. I just heard that there's kiddos in the building, okay, and I know they're gonna love the nutty jammer no butter and jelly pizza. Is this is why I got the weird pizza the other night? Is this all you guys do? Because you used to be my favorite place? Actually, I am the new owner. I just took over a week ago. Surprise, how you liking it? I hate it? And you've just lost it as a customer. Hey, well, what if I said I'm gonna some two free pizzas? Oh my god, what if I send you two avocado tofu pizzas? That's the freaking pizza I threw out the other night. Are you my diddally dumb brain, a Dodo bird? I'm the Dodo bird. Anyway. Listen, Hey, look, whatever medication you forgot to take this morning, you need to get back on it. The only medication I need is our mystery madness pizza, which I'm going to send directly to you. It is a mystery. I don't even know what's inside. They just pack it and ship it. It could just be the box. Where is the off button on you? Wait, I have an off button. Let me look at my armpit real quick. No, it's not there. Maybe it's in my pants. Are we still talking about your pizza? You need to get out of the pizza business. You're bad at this. Jokes on you because I'm actually in the radio business doing a prank calling you right now. Bing bong, you got pranked? What now? Yeah? My real name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap. Oh my god, it was your husband, Ray. He set you up for this. Are you kidding me? You said they got your pizza wrong. You were super mad all night and so he told us a mess with you. Oh got You've really got avocado on a pizza. I want to try. No, you don't. It was the worst pizza. It was so bad. Well, hopefully it shows up with the Mystery Madness Box. One guy got a Mayo pizza. God, no, I'm never eating again. Wake Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.