Brooke and JeffreyToday’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.
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You know, out of all the people on this show, you know who's the best at delivering good news is Jose Bolanosay.
I would love it. I was quiet because I wasn't sure if.
It was me.
It's good news, gets genuinely excited about it. He's boisterous, he's fun. He actually enjoys the good news more than the person receiving the news.
Yeah, I'm excited to tell people's stuff. You are the world's best hype man.
Thank you.
Yeah truly.
The other day someone emailed the show saying, my sister's had cable for a really really long time, and we thought, why not give her a call to wish her a happy cable anniversary ODA, And Jose's not coming and empty handed either. He's bringing along a special guar just for her. In your phone tap right now?
Hello, Hey is this Laura? Yeah?
Who's speaking.
My name is John.
I'm with Cable and I just want to say happy hen anniversary.
Ah, happy never saree?
Okay, Yeah, you've been with us for five years now.
Isn't that crazy?
That's nuts. Oh my gosh, ye didn't even realize insane. So yeah, we just want to thank you, give you a little.
Surprise to surpriseio.
If it was a wine, it'd be surprizio Grisio.
It's not a wine. We're not giving you wine though.
All right, it's so fun, Okay, but thank you.
I do have a surprise. Are you ready?
Drum roll please, drum rolly. In the last five years, you have spent twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty seven dollars and ninety two cents watching.
TV with us. Yay, I'm sure.
Yeah, that's a lot of money.
Twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty seven dollars and don't forget the nine to two centros.
That's what I've spent in five years.
Yeah. Just think of what else you could have spent that on. Huh. I mean that's not even including your WiFi. That's just cable.
Wowy chane makes me feel good here, I mean that much money watching TV.
Oh no, I'm totally kidding. I mean other than the number that is real. No, listen, because you have Basic cable for your anniversary, we're giving you a chance to pick any other channel you want that's not in your normal package.
Okay, okay, so do it.
Boom, give me a channel right now, shout it out?
Hbo Oh, sorry, gosh, I was We can't do that one. They already have way too many some scribers. Okay, pick another one. This is fun though, right, pick another one.
Okay, actually, I don't have showtime anyway.
Can we do show?
No?
Shoot, that one's way too popular.
Okay, keep it going. Pick another one?
Come on, silly, what's some of the House Hunters is on?
Ooh?
And I was hoping you wouldn't say that one because guess what.
We can't do that one. We can't do that one. You took the words out of my mouth. You're good at this, Laura. How about this? Here are your choices? Are you ready? What do you mean choices?
You already pick a channel?
You know.
It's it's like the airlines.
There's like specific blackout dates that just aren't available. But I have some great options for you though, like, like the violin channel, we can do that.
Huh, But I've never heard of a violin channel. It's literally just called the violin channel.
All the more reason to listen to the beautiful sounds of.
A violin, my dear, not interested?
Okay?
What about the Rat Network all about rats, which is really when Rat Week comes on, it's their biggest week.
No, absolutely not, that's fair.
Rats aren't for everyone. Speaking of sewers, what about Plumber TV?
Huh?
Are you kidding?
All about plumbing? I never heard of any of these You could learn from this channel.
Last year alone, they broadcast seven thousand toilets getting snaked.
That was a new record for them.
No, I don't want to watch toilets getting snaked?
Can I just have?
Like, I don't know, Can I get MTV?
Oh god, MTV? Are you and herds?
And someone available?
And herds?
Howie?
You know what?
You?
Forget it?
Okay, this is not this is not fun for me trying to guess what channels might be available on that in the rat.
Channel, under the channel whatever it was, Just forget it.
Look how about I throw in the best channel of all and it's free and it's not even on TV. It's a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, completely free. Wait what happy universe from your sister Amy, because she set you up for this phone tap and you are gonna be on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Oh my god, that makes so much sense.
Yeah, how did I think about it?
Amy said, she's been giving you a hard time because you're the only person that still has cable that she knows.
That's the great That makes so much sense because last time we were together. Yeah, everyone wants you to cut the cord. We want you to add a bunch more chords, the rat chord.
Come on rat TV, Rat me and you just sitting on the couch with a bunch of tiny cut up cheeses.
Huh oh no.
Wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
