We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂

Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone—using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation about the cute, slightly childish things full-grown adults still do in their everyday lives.

As Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy air out their own secret habits, the phone lines light up with listeners eager to confess. Listener Tessa rings in with an absolute beauty of a call, sharing a brilliant, highly relatable story about her own childish adult habit that will leave you laughing out loud!

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We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂
Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone&mdash;using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation about the cute, slightly childish things full-grown adults still do in their everyday lives.
As Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy air out their own secret habits, the phone lines light up with listeners eager to confess. Listener Tessa rings in with an absolute beauty of a call, sharing a brilliant, highly relatable story about her own childish adult habit that will leave you laughing out loud!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Simon catches Bondy using his finger to guide his reading on his phone, leading to a funny studio discussion on childish habits adults keep, including a great listener call from Tessa.

"Are You Five Years Old?!" 🖐️📖 Simon Mocks Bondy’s Hilarious Reading Habit + Tessa’s Childish Adult Confession!

We’ve all had rough flights, but this takes the cake... 🤦‍♀️ Travel exhaustion is real!

Lana shares an absolutely golden, hysterical story about her darling wife, Katie. After battling through a brutal 13+ hour travel day on the plane ride home, she completely crashed out at her seat.

Looking for any comfort she could find, she ended up using the tray table in front of her as a makeshift pillow. The result? She fell into such a deep sleep that she woke up with a giant, highly embarrassing, stamped-in mark right on her forehead for the entire world to see! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the ultimate long-haul flight blunders.

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We&rsquo;ve all had rough flights, but this takes the cake... 🤦&zwj;♀️ Travel exhaustion is real!
Lana shares an absolutely golden, hysterical story about her darling wife, Katie. After battling through a brutal 13+ hour travel day on the plane ride home, she completely crashed out at her seat.
Looking for any comfort she could find, she ended up using the tray table in front of her as a makeshift pillow. The result? She fell into such a deep sleep that she woke up with a giant, highly embarrassing, stamped-in mark right on her forehead for the entire world to see! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the ultimate long-haul flight blunders.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana shares a hilarious story about her wife Katie falling into a deep sleep against the tray table after a grueling 13+ hour flight, leaving a giant, embarrassing mark stamped on her forehead.

Lana’s Wife’s Long-Haul Fail! ✈️😴 The Hilarious 13-Hour Flight Sleeping Injury Left Behind!

If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑

Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation takes a hilarious, highly personal turn.

It turns out both Lana and Simon have been stung by the exact same legendary "parrot guy" scam artist while vacationing in Hawaii! Just when they think they're alone in their holiday embarrassment, listener Stu jumps on the phone lines to confess that he fell for the exact same colorful tropical trap. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down why these cheeky cons work so well!

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑
Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation takes a hilarious, highly personal turn.
It turns out both Lana and Simon have been stung by the exact same legendary "parrot guy" scam artist while vacationing in Hawaii! Just when they think they're alone in their holiday embarrassment, listener Stu jumps on the phone lines to confess that he fell for the exact same colorful tropical trap. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down why these cheeky cons work so well!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon warns listeners about a fake monk scam operating in New Zealand, sparking a hilarious studio realization that both he and Lana—along with caller Stu—were conned by the same infamous parrot scammer in Hawaii.

The Fake Monk Scam Hits NZ! 🧘‍♂️❌ PLUS: Lana, Si & Caller Stu Bond Over The Infamous Hawaii Parrot Con!

Please handle yourselves with care, New Zealand! 😳😂

Lana brings the absolute latest, eye-opening statistics from the Accident Compensation Corporation (ACC) into the studio, focusing on how Kiwis are accidentally injuring themselves while at home. But as the numbers roll out, the data takes a highly unexpected, deeply hilarious turn.

It turns out a shocking number of people have officially filed claims for injuries sustained during... let’s just say, R-18 adult activities in the bedroom! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the most common ways things go wrong when the lights go down, leaving the entire studio in absolute stitches.

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Please handle yourselves with care, New Zealand! 😳😂
Lana brings the absolute latest, eye-opening statistics from the Accident Compensation Corporation (ACC) into the studio, focusing on how Kiwis are accidentally injuring themselves while at home. But as the numbers roll out, the data takes a highly unexpected, deeply hilarious turn.
It turns out a shocking number of people have officially filed claims for injuries sustained during... let&rsquo;s just say, R-18 adult activities in the bedroom! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the most common ways things go wrong when the lights go down, leaving the entire studio in absolute stitches.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana breaks down the latest home injury statistics from ACC, revealing a hilarious trend of Kiwis getting hurt while engaging in adult, R-18 bedroom activities.

"Are You Five Years Old?!" 🖐️📖 Simon Mocks Bondy’s Hilarious Reading Habit + Tessa’s Childish Adult Confession!

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