Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 
Lana’s Wife’s Long-Haul Fail! ✈️😴 The Hilarious 13-Hour Flight Sleeping Injury Left Behind!
We’ve all had rough flights, but this takes the cake... 🤦♀️ Travel exhaustion is real! Lana shares an absolutely golden, hysterical story about her darling wife, Katie. After battling through a brutal 13+ hour travel day on the plane ride home, she completely crashed out at her seat. Looking fo…
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"Are You Five Years Old?!" 🖐️📖 Simon Mocks Bondy’s Hilarious Reading Habit + Tessa’s Childish Adult Confession!
We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂 Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone—using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation a…
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The Fake Monk Scam Hits NZ! 🧘♂️❌ PLUS: Lana, Si & Caller Stu Bond Over The Infamous Hawaii Parrot Con!
If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑 Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation take…
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ACC’s R-18 Injury Stats Revealed! 🔞🩹 Lana Exposes The Hilarious Danger Of "Bedroom Accidents" In NZ!
Please handle yourselves with care, New Zealand! 😳😂 Lana brings the absolute latest, eye-opening statistics from the Accident Compensation Corporation (ACC) into the studio, focusing on how Kiwis are accidentally injuring themselves while at home. But as the numbers roll out, the data takes a hi…
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Full Show Si & Lana Thur 18 June 26 📻
Missed any of the action this morning? Catch up on the full broadcast of Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club! 📻✨ On today's packed show: ACC's Bedroom Blunders: Lana exposes the hilarious, eye-opening statistics behind how Kiwis are actually injuring themselves at home (let's just say it's an R-18 sit…
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Therapy Thursday: Stage Disasters! 🎭🫣 Why We're Still Traumatized Years Later + Nic’s Ultimate Cringe!
Lie down on the couch, it’s time for some collective healing... 🛋️💔 Welcome to another deeply relatable edition of Therapy Thursday! This week, Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy open up the psychological vault to unpack our absolute worst, most embarrassing moments on stage—and exactly why they sti…
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Speedy’s Shocking Dictionary Secret! 📕⛓️ The Murderer Who Secretly Wrote The English Language!
This might be the darkest trivia history ever brought into the studio... 😳🤯 Speedy takes the reins for this edition of That’s Slightly Interesting, delivering a mind-blowing history lesson on how words and their definitions actually made it into the modern dictionary. While you might expect it …
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Lana’s E-Signature Struggle! ✍️💻 A Presidential Debate Triggers Tracey’s Hilarious Digital Signing Disaster!
"Just give me a real pen and paper already!" 🖨️🤦♂️ Lana dives into the world of modern admin, breaking down the absolute headache of using e-signatures and signing official documents online. Inspired by how effortlessly world leaders lock in massive peace deals with a digital swipe, the team de…
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"That's NOT Our Dog!" 🐶😮 Jen’s Husband Brings Home The Wrong Black Lab—Plus Sue’s Shocking Mix-Up!
You had ONE job... 🤦♂️🐕 The team dives into an absolutely hilarious message from listener Jen, who reveals her husband went to pick up their beloved black Lab—only to walk through the front door with an entirely different, random black Lab! As it turns out, accidental pet swapping happens a lo…
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Are Leg Warmers Making A Comeback?! 🧦💃 Simon Spars With Lana & Speedy Over Controversial Fashion Return!
The fashion debate you didn't know you needed... 🤨👗 Simon steps up with a bold claim today, insisting that 80s-style leg warmers are officially on their way back into the modern fashion spotlight! Lana and Speedy are absolutely having none of it, shutting down the idea immediately and triggering…
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