Please handle yourselves with care, New Zealand! 😳😂

Lana brings the absolute latest, eye-opening statistics from the Accident Compensation Corporation (ACC) into the studio, focusing on how Kiwis are accidentally injuring themselves while at home. But as the numbers roll out, the data takes a highly unexpected, deeply hilarious turn.

It turns out a shocking number of people have officially filed claims for injuries sustained during... let’s just say, R-18 adult activities in the bedroom! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the most common ways things go wrong when the lights go down, leaving the entire studio in absolute stitches.

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Please handle yourselves with care, New Zealand! 😳😂
Lana brings the absolute latest, eye-opening statistics from the Accident Compensation Corporation (ACC) into the studio, focusing on how Kiwis are accidentally injuring themselves while at home. But as the numbers roll out, the data takes a highly unexpected, deeply hilarious turn.
It turns out a shocking number of people have officially filed claims for injuries sustained during... let&rsquo;s just say, R-18 adult activities in the bedroom! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the most common ways things go wrong when the lights go down, leaving the entire studio in absolute stitches.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Lana breaks down the latest home injury statistics from ACC, revealing a hilarious trend of Kiwis getting hurt while engaging in adult, R-18 bedroom activities.

ACC’s R-18 Injury Stats Revealed! 🔞🩹 Lana Exposes The Hilarious Danger Of "Bedroom Accidents" In NZ!

We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂

Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone—using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation about the cute, slightly childish things full-grown adults still do in their everyday lives.

As Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy air out their own secret habits, the phone lines light up with listeners eager to confess. Listener Tessa rings in with an absolute beauty of a call, sharing a brilliant, highly relatable story about her own childish adult habit that will leave you laughing out loud!

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We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂
Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone&mdash;using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation about the cute, slightly childish things full-grown adults still do in their everyday lives.
As Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy air out their own secret habits, the phone lines light up with listeners eager to confess. Listener Tessa rings in with an absolute beauty of a call, sharing a brilliant, highly relatable story about her own childish adult habit that will leave you laughing out loud!
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Simon catches Bondy using his finger to guide his reading on his phone, leading to a funny studio discussion on childish habits adults keep, including a great listener call from Tessa.

"Are You Five Years Old?!" 🖐️📖 Simon Mocks Bondy’s Hilarious Reading Habit + Tessa’s Childish Adult Confession!

If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑

Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation takes a hilarious, highly personal turn.

It turns out both Lana and Simon have been stung by the exact same legendary "parrot guy" scam artist while vacationing in Hawaii! Just when they think they're alone in their holiday embarrassment, listener Stu jumps on the phone lines to confess that he fell for the exact same colorful tropical trap. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down why these cheeky cons work so well!

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If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑
Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation takes a hilarious, highly personal turn.
It turns out both Lana and Simon have been stung by the exact same legendary "parrot guy" scam artist while vacationing in Hawaii! Just when they think they're alone in their holiday embarrassment, listener Stu jumps on the phone lines to confess that he fell for the exact same colorful tropical trap. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down why these cheeky cons work so well!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon warns listeners about a fake monk scam operating in New Zealand, sparking a hilarious studio realization that both he and Lana—along with caller Stu—were conned by the same infamous parrot scammer in Hawaii.

The Fake Monk Scam Hits NZ! 🧘‍♂️❌ PLUS: Lana, Si & Caller Stu Bond Over The Infamous Hawaii Parrot Con!

Podcast Intro Not for Radio

ACC R18 Injuries

Si - Bondy reading with a finger

Therapy Thursday

Lana wife sleeping on plane after 13hour shift

watch out scams are coming!

How much do World Cup Footballers get paid

Thats Slightly Interesting

Missed any of the action this morning? Catch up on the full broadcast of Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club! 📻✨

On today's packed show:

ACC's Bedroom Blunders: Lana exposes the hilarious, eye-opening statistics behind how Kiwis are actually injuring themselves at home (let's just say it's an R-18 situation). 🫣🔞

The Great Hawaii Parrot Con: Simon and Lana discover they were scammed by the exact same guy on holiday—and listener Stu calls in to reveal he fell for it too! 🦜❌

Therapy Thursday: The team unpacks our deepest, most lingering childhood stage trauma, featuring an absolute classic cringe confession from listener Nic. 🎭🫣

Adult or Childish?: Simon catches Bondy red-handed reading text off his phone with his finger, sparking a huge debate on childish habits we never grew out of. 🖐️📖

Long-Haul Flight Fails: Lana shares the hilarious photo of what happened to her wife Katie after using a plane tray table as a pillow for 13 hours. ✈️😴

Big Money & Big Ogres: Lana breaks down the astronomical sums World Cup footballers get paid just for turning up, plus all the hype surrounding the brand-new Shrek 5 teaser trailer! ⚽💰🧅

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Missed any of the action this morning? Catch up on the full broadcast of Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club! 📻✨
On today's packed show:
ACC's Bedroom Blunders: Lana exposes the hilarious, eye-opening statistics behind how Kiwis are actually injuring themselves at home (let's just say it's an R-18 situation). 🫣🔞
The Great Hawaii Parrot Con: Simon and Lana discover they were scammed by the exact same guy on holiday&mdash;and listener Stu calls in to reveal he fell for it too! 🦜❌
Therapy Thursday: The team unpacks our deepest, most lingering childhood stage trauma, featuring an absolute classic cringe confession from listener Nic. 🎭🫣
Adult or Childish?: Simon catches Bondy red-handed reading text off his phone with his finger, sparking a huge debate on childish habits we never grew out of. 🖐️📖
Long-Haul Flight Fails: Lana shares the hilarious photo of what happened to her wife Katie after using a plane tray table as a pillow for 13 hours. ✈️😴
Big Money &amp; Big Ogres: Lana breaks down the astronomical sums World Cup footballers get paid just for turning up, plus all the hype surrounding the brand-new Shrek 5 teaser trailer! ⚽💰🧅
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Catch up on the full show from Thursday, June 18, including ACC's hilarious R-18 home injury stats, Simon and Lana bonding over being conned by a Hawaii parrot scammer, and a deep dive into the brand-new Shrek 5 trailer.

ACC’s R-18 Injury Stats Revealed! 🔞🩹 Lana Exposes The Hilarious Danger Of "Bedroom Accidents" In NZ!

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