Here on Baby Shoes, it pains us to say, sometimes something we thought was really, really stupid maybe wasn't such a bad idea. Today, Hum has a retraction, but then also gets madder than she's ever been later in the show.

Plus, does your baby need a $120 wooden toy? Maybe!

This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum.


Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping. 

Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!

Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram.

Theme song by Tom Cardy

Partnership Enquiries: Babyshoes@dm.org.au

Here on Baby Shoes, it pains us to say, sometimes something we thought was really, really stupid maybe wasn't such a bad idea. Today, Hum has a retraction, but then also gets madder than she's ever been later in the show.
Plus, does your baby need a $120 wooden toy? Maybe!
This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with&nbsp;<a href="https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw0XBoW6-nNboe5uYgZGn_tQ">New Beginnings</a>, head to&nbsp;<a href="http://newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://newbeginnings.com.au&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw3HVUHXBhz9zvsmSbcRAQaB">newbeginnings.com.au</a>&nbsp;and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. 
Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.&nbsp;
Follow Baby Shoes on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/babyshoespod/">Instagram</a> where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!
Follow <a href="https://www.instagram.com/aalleexxlleeee/">Alex</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/toiletfeelings/?hl=en">Hum</a> on Instagram.
Theme song by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy/">Tom Cardy</a>
Partnership Enquiries:&nbsp;Babyshoes@dm.org.au

Alex and Hum are two accomplished, funny, beautiful, and humble professional women, who now spend too much time trapped under babies, scrolling on their phones.
What horrors and delights has the algorithm served them while their children sleep? Whose influence are they under this week and what products are they shilling? And what has the internet done to their gorgeous, gorgeous brains?
Join these tired (but hot) mums as they dissect the insane products that have popped up on their feeds that week, and dive into this strange online world where tech, branding, psychology and motherhood collide.

Alex and Hum are two accomplished, funny, beautiful, and humble professional women, who now spend too much time trapped under babies, scrolling on their phones. What horrors and delights has the algorithm served them while their children sleep? Whose influence are they under this week and what products are they shilling? And what has the internet done to their gorgeous, gorgeous brains? Join these tired (but hot) mums as they dissect the insane products that have popped up on their feeds that week, and dive into this strange online world where tech, branding, psychology and motherhood collide.

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We Need To Make Some Retractions

On the season finale of Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum have saved one the dumbest products for last. How much would you pay for silver sheets to 'ground' your baby? Plus, we're furious at the idea of a 'mummy pooch' (and the fact we're meant to feel bad about it).

Thank you for joining us for season 2!

This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum.


Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping. 

Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!

Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram.

Theme song by Tom Cardy

Partnership Enquiries: Babyshoes@dm.org.au

On the season finale of Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum have saved one the dumbest products for last. How much would you pay for silver sheets to 'ground' your baby? Plus, we're furious at the idea of a 'mummy pooch' (and the fact we're meant to feel bad about it).
Thank you for joining us for season 2!
This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with <a href="https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw0XBoW6-nNboe5uYgZGn_tQ">New Beginnings</a>, head to&nbsp;<a href="http://newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://newbeginnings.com.au&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw3HVUHXBhz9zvsmSbcRAQaB">newbeginnings.com.au</a>&nbsp;and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. 
Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.&nbsp;
Follow Baby Shoes on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/babyshoespod/">Instagram</a> where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!
Follow <a href="https://www.instagram.com/aalleexxlleeee/">Alex</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/toiletfeelings/?hl=en">Hum</a> on Instagram.
Theme song by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy/">Tom Cardy</a>
Partnership Enquiries:&nbsp;Babyshoes@dm.org.au

Plug Your Baby In To The Earth

Today on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex can't decide whether wine glasses for your baby are a bad things or a...neutral thing. Plus, capitalism has invented a new way for you to carry your baby for some reason and it's giving Hum the heebie jeebies.

This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum.


Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping. 

Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!

Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram.

Theme song by Tom Cardy

Partnership Enquiries: Babyshoes@dm.org.au

Today on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex can't decide whether wine glasses for your baby are a bad things or a...neutral thing. Plus, capitalism has invented a new way for you to carry your baby for some reason and it's giving Hum the heebie jeebies.
This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with <a href="https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw0XBoW6-nNboe5uYgZGn_tQ">New Beginnings</a>, head to&nbsp;<a href="http://newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://newbeginnings.com.au&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw3HVUHXBhz9zvsmSbcRAQaB">newbeginnings.com.au</a>&nbsp;and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. 
Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.&nbsp;
Follow Baby Shoes on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/babyshoespod/">Instagram</a> where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!
Follow <a href="https://www.instagram.com/aalleexxlleeee/">Alex</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/toiletfeelings/?hl=en">Hum</a> on Instagram.
Theme song by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy/">Tom Cardy</a>
Partnership Enquiries:&nbsp;Babyshoes@dm.org.au

A Tote Bag To Put Your Baby In??

How much would you pay someone to pick a name for your baby? Probably nothing because you're a normal person? Some people are paying $30,000 for a baby name expert to do the honours and the names are insane.

Plus, we're mad at a very complicated morning routine, and Hum gets another giant goose.

This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with New Beginnings, head to newbeginnings.com.au and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum.


Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping. 

Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!

Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram.

Theme song by Tom Cardy

Partnership Enquiries: Babyshoes@dm.org.au

How much would you pay someone to pick a name for your baby? Probably nothing because you're a normal person? Some people are paying $30,000 for a baby name expert to do the honours and the names are insane.
Plus, we're mad at a very complicated morning routine, and Hum gets another giant goose.
This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with&nbsp;<a href="https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.newbeginnings.com.au/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw0XBoW6-nNboe5uYgZGn_tQ">New Beginnings</a>, head to&nbsp;<a href="http://newbeginnings.com.au/" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://newbeginnings.com.au&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1762257840875000&amp;usg=AOvVaw3HVUHXBhz9zvsmSbcRAQaB">newbeginnings.com.au</a>&nbsp;and use code BABYSHOES25 for 25% off their range of innovative, effective, and affordable essentials made for the modern mum. 
Code cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, except for free shipping.&nbsp;
Follow Baby Shoes on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/babyshoespod/">Instagram</a> where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode!
Follow <a href="https://www.instagram.com/aalleexxlleeee/">Alex</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/toiletfeelings/?hl=en">Hum</a> on Instagram.
Theme song by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy/">Tom Cardy</a>
Partnership Enquiries:&nbsp;Babyshoes@dm.org.au

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