Plug Your Baby In To The Earth

On the season finale of Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum have saved one the dumbest products for last. How much would you pay for silver sheets to 'ground' your baby? Plus, we're furious at the idea of a 'mummy pooch' (and the fact we're meant to feel bad about it). Thank you for joining us for season 2! …

A Tote Bag To Put Your Baby In??

Today on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex can't decide whether wine glasses for your baby are a bad things or a...neutral thing. Plus, capitalism has invented a new way for you to carry your baby for some reason and it's giving Hum the heebie jeebies. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with…

$30k To Name Your Baby 'Beach Ripley'

How much would you pay someone to pick a name for your baby? Probably nothing because you're a normal person? Some people are paying $30,000 for a baby name expert to do the honours and the names are insane. Plus, we're mad at a very complicated morning routine, and Hum gets another giant goose. …

We Need To Make Some Retractions

Here on Baby Shoes, it pains us to say, sometimes something we thought was really, really stupid maybe wasn't such a bad idea. Today, Hum has a retraction, but then also gets madder than she's ever been later in the show. Plus, does your baby need a $120 wooden toy? Maybe! This episode of Baby Sh…

Prenatal Vitamins To Make A Baby Genius

Baby Shoes is back! And we're ready to discuss our bonkers algorithm. This episode, Alex and Hum break down the vitamin that claims it'll make your kid a genius, are mad about a dad making a cake (kind of?) and give an update on the latest Frida Baby controversy. This episode of Baby Shoes is mad…

The $60 Scrunchie That Will Make You Hot

How much would you pay for a knitted scrunchie? $10? $20? $60?? What if it promised to make you hot, even while breastfeeding? Plus, Alex has had an offline experience that has made her mad, when her downstairs neighbours complained about her kids. Baby Shoes will be taking a break over the holid…

A Ring Made Of Your Baby’s Teeth

How much would you need to be paid to cheat on your partner? It's a question Hum and Alex spend an inordinate amount of time discussing this episode, and come up with wildly different answers. Plus, we discuss the trend of getting your kid's baby teeth turned into jewellery, and get mad over a par…

Where Is Your Umbilical Cord Stump? with Bec Melrose

Today on Baby Shoes we're joined by comedian, writer and pillow enthusiast/hater, Bec Melrose! She shares with us her birth story (there's a twist), why she bought one of the products we have literally made fun of, and whether she kept the umbilical cord. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in part…

The Mechanical Monster That Pats Your Baby with Becky Lucas

This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum joined by the hilarious Becky Lucas! She joins us to chat about worms, going insane after having a kid, and how being a mum is the best thing in the world. Plus, we decide whether we need a mechanical arm that pats your baby to sleep, and get very mad at an in…

Tactical Dad Gear with James Colley

This week on Baby Shoes, we are thrilled to be joined by our first ever guest, writer and comedian James Colley!  James joins us to share his hatred of performative dads, why anyone would possibly need 'tactical baby gear' and we go deep on the Snoo. Snoo Lady, this one's for you. This episode of…