The $60 Scrunchie That Will Make You Hot

How much would you pay for a knitted scrunchie? $10? $20? $60?? What if it promised to make you hot, even while breastfeeding? Plus, Alex has had an offline experience that has made her mad, when her downstairs neighbours complained about her kids. Baby Shoes will be taking a break over the holid…

A Ring Made Of Your Baby’s Teeth

How much would you need to be paid to cheat on your partner? It's a question Hum and Alex spend an inordinate amount of time discussing this episode, and come up with wildly different answers. Plus, we discuss the trend of getting your kid's baby teeth turned into jewellery, and get mad over a par…

Where Is Your Umbilical Cord Stump? with Bec Melrose

Today on Baby Shoes we're joined by comedian, writer and pillow enthusiast/hater, Bec Melrose! She shares with us her birth story (there's a twist), why she bought one of the products we have literally made fun of, and whether she kept the umbilical cord. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in part…

The Mechanical Monster That Pats Your Baby with Becky Lucas

This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum joined by the hilarious Becky Lucas! She joins us to chat about worms, going insane after having a kid, and how being a mum is the best thing in the world. Plus, we decide whether we need a mechanical arm that pats your baby to sleep, and get very mad at an in…

Tactical Dad Gear with James Colley

This week on Baby Shoes, we are thrilled to be joined by our first ever guest, writer and comedian James Colley!  James joins us to share his hatred of performative dads, why anyone would possibly need 'tactical baby gear' and we go deep on the Snoo. Snoo Lady, this one's for you. This episode of…

We Can Tell If You Didn't Get Enough Tummy Time

This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum discuss a Shark Tank invention that actually looks genius? Plus a toy that seriously gives Hum the creeps. And, we're mad at a man for giving us an infuriating suggestion on how to manage our busy lives. This episode of Baby Shoes is made in partnership with …

"Those Are Mother's Crocs"

Baby Shoes is back for season 2! This week, Alex and Hum discuss the latest innovations in baby shoes, and how babies can be such a pain when it comes to wanting mummy's toys. They also get mad about breast milk ice cream which is, confusingly, not what you might think it is. This episode of Baby…

Baby Shoes Is Back...Tomorrow!

The (slightly longer than intended) wait is over...Baby Shoes season 2 is back tomorrow! Back sure you're following us to get new episodes as soon as they drop. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we talk about in this episode! Follow Alex and Hum on Instagram. Th…

Big Kiwi Is Buying Our Listeners

It's the season finale of Baby Shoes! And this week, we are handing it over to you, the listeners, and breaking down all the insane products you've sent us. From a sh*tting turtle to more corn play, you have delivered the goods. And don't worry, we'll be back with season 2 in a few weeks! Follow …

The Toilet That Fits In Your Bag

This week on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex discuss a portable potty that means your child can poop anywhere, and all you have to do is literally haul around a toilet everywhere you go. Plus, we are mad at a baby spa...or are we? Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where we post pictures of everything we ta…