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Shawn has figured out the one link between the few (and very dumb) arguments that he's had with his fiancé Sammi.

Aimee was accused of boosting pork at Smith's, leading to an embarrassing moment in the parking lot.

How did your dog get its name?

[Unfortunately our Podcast platform has removed the ability to easily add chapters to the podcast, so unfortunately it's just a chunk now. We are sorry! We love you! Omny, not so much.]
Shawn has figured out the one link between the few (and very dumb) arguments that he's had with his fiancé Sammi.
Aimee was accused of boosting pork at Smith's, leading to an embarrassing moment in the parking lot.
How did your dog get its name?

FULL SHOW: You Didn't Pay!

Show Open: High School Sports Is Weird

Need To Know: Yet Another Car Thief Kills 2

8 In 88!

Aimee Talked To The Hand This Weekend

Aimee's Update: Wicked Website Flub

Google Predicts!

The BS Reasons We've Used Fake Sick Days

The Feed: No Wedding? Who Gets The Ring?

Barnyard Trivia!

Is A TV Show "Good" If Half The Series Sucks?

Radio Roulette!

End Of The Show

Some guy put his hand in Aimee's face during her son's football game over the weekend and she is STILL steaming mad.

Some guy lost his job after being caught taking a sick day at the Dodgers championship parade. But lets be honest... we have all called in a fake day from time to time.

Plus Yellowstone is back... and while it was great for the first couple seasons, it has been terrible since. Can it be considered a good show now?

Some guy put his hand in Aimee's face during her son's football game over the weekend and she is STILL steaming mad.
Some guy lost his job after being caught taking a sick day at the Dodgers championship parade. But lets be honest... we have all called in a fake day from time to time.
Plus Yellowstone is back... and while it was great for the first couple seasons, it has been terrible since. Can it be considered a good show now?

FULL SHOW: We’re Going To Pardon A Tofurky Today

Show Open: Centennial vs Clark

Need To Know: Another Stolen Hyundai Death

Suspect Challenge Gone Wrong At Aimee's House

Aimee's Update: 3 Arrests In Liam Payne Case

Lock Of The Week: Week 10 Picks

Beyonce Grammy Noms

The Feed: Nigerian Scammer Busted

Friday is finally here, and Aimee's son has his big game tonight.

Hopefully everyone shows up to play. The team was over her house and she said they should do a TikTok challenge that ended up in one of the players flipping the bird and walking out.

The Lock Of The Week is back for Week 10 and Aimee is once again tied with Colin.

Plus what is Aimee worried about with Beyonce?

Friday is finally here, and Aimee's son has his big game tonight.
Hopefully everyone shows up to play. The team was over her house and she said they should do a TikTok challenge that ended up in one of the players flipping the bird and walking out.
The Lock Of The Week is back for Week 10 and Aimee is once again tied with Colin.
Plus what is Aimee worried about with Beyonce?

FULL SHOW: I’m A Dolphin Trainer

Show Open: So... Anything New?

Need To Know: Trump, Republicans Clean Up

Aimee Doesn't Follow Directions

Aimee's Update: Liam Payne Investigation

Sus Looking Buildings Throughout Las Vegas

The Feed: Woman Travels 4K Miles To Vote

Compliments We Hate To Hear

So, anything new?

Aimee doesn't follow directions, which might be to blame for her high blood pressure (and DEFINITELY is to blame for her husband's)

There are sus looking buildings all over Las Vegas and Shawn wants to know what's really going on. World Market Center, NO WINDOWS? Really?!

Aimee got a compliment from her son that... she hated hearing. We talk about the compliments that really aren't.

So, anything new?
Aimee doesn't follow directions, which might be to blame for her high blood pressure (and DEFINITELY is to blame for her husband's)
There are sus looking buildings all over Las Vegas and Shawn wants to know what's really going on. World Market Center, NO WINDOWS? Really?!
Aimee got a compliment from her son that... she hated hearing. We talk about the compliments that really aren't.

FULL SHOW:  Don’t Buy Drugs Off Of TikTok

Show Open: It's Election Day

Need To Know: Dixville Notch Is Tied

Why Don't We Call Our Friends More Often?

Aimee's Update: Diddy Celebrates B-Day In Jail

Lock Of The Week: Week 9 Results

The Feed: Yes, Astronauts CAN Vote

Mountain Of Political Mailers

It is (finally) Election Day! Let's get this over with.

Shawn brought all of the political mailers he received this election cycle and while some of them are really fancy, none of them changed his mind.

Aimee got a random call from a friend and it warmed her heart.

Plus Shawn's son Colin claws his way back to first in the Lock Of The Week!

And finally... after 16 failures... will someone FINALLY win 8 In 88?

It is (finally) Election Day! Let's get this over with.
Shawn brought all of the political mailers he received this election cycle and while some of them are really fancy, none of them changed his mind.
Aimee got a random call from a friend and it warmed her heart.
Plus Shawn's son Colin claws his way back to first in the Lock Of The Week!
And finally... after 16 failures... will someone FINALLY win 8 In 88?

FULL SHOW: They Sent Me A Hologram In The Mail

Show Open: Aimee Has A Bye

Need To Know: Election Betting Odds Near Even

Shawn's Package Thief Apologized

Aimee's Update: Jason Kelce Strikes Back

Let A Girl In Your Son's Room Unsupervised?

The Feed: Woman Strips At The Wrong Polls

Shawn Is OCD About The Dishwasher

Aimee is allergic to life at the moment, so pardon her voice.

The Amazon package stolen from Shawn's front door on Halloween came back... and it was a touching moment.

Aimee is wondering if it is OK to have her older son bring a female friend into his room unsupervised. That's a no, right?

Shawn's fiancé Sammi thinks Shawn might be a little OCD about the dishwasher.

Aimee is allergic to life at the moment, so pardon her voice.
The Amazon package stolen from Shawn's front door on Halloween came back... and it was a touching moment.
Aimee is wondering if it is OK to have her older son bring a female friend into his room unsupervised. That's a no, right?
Shawn's fiancé Sammi thinks Shawn might be a little OCD about the dishwasher.

FULL SHOW: Who's The Blank Now?

Show Open: Halloween Aftermath

Need To Know: Law On Wrong Side Of The Law

Do You Have To Buy Your 16 Year Old A Car?

Aimee's Update: Do Diddy Freak Off Tapes Exist

Lock Of The Week: Week 9 Picks

The Feed: Steven Seagal Is A Big Boy Now

Aimee got her 16 year old son's Christmas list... and there was only one thing: car. After she got done laughing for several minutes, she wondered if it is required of her to get him one at this age?

Aim and Shawn's kids are in a tight competition in the Lock Of The Week. What will they choose this week?

And we are 0-14 in 8 In 88. Can someone finally beat this thing?

Aimee got her 16 year old son's Christmas list... and there was only one thing: car. After she got done laughing for several minutes, she wondered if it is required of her to get him one at this age?
Aim and Shawn's kids are in a tight competition in the Lock Of The Week. What will they choose this week?
And we are 0-14 in 8 In 88. Can someone finally beat this thing?

FULL SHOW: I’m Gonna Be A Murderer For My Whole Life

Show Open: Aimee+Shawn Had A Good Talk

Need To Know: Both Candidates In Town Today

Why Is Des Moines Weird About Halloween?

Aimee's Update: Diddy Jane Doe Needs Name

Replacement Swears

The Feed: How To Get Ghosts Out Of Your Home

Rather Be A Driver Or Passenger?

Aimee+Shawn had a great talk in the car after Night Of The Witches last night and... they are both regretting it because they are tired this morning.

Aimee is wondering what she should be tonight, and wondering why Des Moines has to be weird about Halloween.

Shawn heard a hysterical "replacement swear" yesterday and wants to go over some other covert curses.

Plus do you prefer being a driver or passenger? If you're driving in the car with Aimee, it's best you drive.

Aimee+Shawn had a great talk in the car after Night Of The Witches last night and... they are both regretting it because they are tired this morning.
Aimee is wondering what she should be tonight, and wondering why Des Moines has to be weird about Halloween.
Shawn heard a hysterical "replacement swear" yesterday and wants to go over some other covert curses.
Plus do you prefer being a driver or passenger? If you're driving in the car with Aimee, it's best you drive.

FULL SHOW: Who Steals From A Pregnant Woman?

Show Open: Soccer Isn't Happening This Week

Need To Know: Linq Promenade Sold

Is It Ever OK To Use The Other Bathroom?

Aimee's Update: Shawn Mendes Mulls Sexuality

Aimee Thinks Fake Cowboy Tried To Roofie Her

The Feed: Russian Fines Google $20 Decillion

Shawn Is Addicted To A Game, Is Useless Now

Shawn and his son waited patiently for the men's bathroom to open. An employee opened the door eventually and said "you could have used the other (women's) bathroom".

Aimee is convinced a fake cowboy at a Halloween party tried to roofie her.

Plus we all get stuck on that one random game on our phone. Shawn can't put this down and his so miffed at his fiancé for it.

Shawn and his son waited patiently for the men's bathroom to open. An employee opened the door eventually and said "you could have used the other (women's) bathroom".
Aimee is convinced a fake cowboy at a Halloween party tried to roofie her.
Plus we all get stuck on that one random game on our phone. Shawn can't put this down and his so miffed at his fiancé for it.

FULL SHOW: Classic Roofie Moment

Show Open: Patrick Wants Shawn's Swag

Need To Know: In The Heat Of The Election

Paint Or Carve: How Do You Pumpkin?

Aimee's Update: Gisele Is Pregnant

Lock Of The Week: Week 8 Results

The Feed: Timothee Chalamet Look Alike Contest

Night Of The Witches Is Tomorrow Night

Aimee's husband Patrick heard about Shawn's smooth shirts and wants to know more. But will Aimee be able to look at him without picturing Shawn?

Lock Of The Week rolls on and there is now a clear front runner. Did Aimee finally get the edge against the boys?

Aimee's family had a pumpkin painting competition over the weekend... and she was the runner up.

Plus Wednesday night is the Night Of The Witches and Aimee+Shawn are emceeing and judging again!

Aimee's husband Patrick heard about Shawn's smooth shirts and wants to know more. But will Aimee be able to look at him without picturing Shawn?
Lock Of The Week rolls on and there is now a clear front runner. Did Aimee finally get the edge against the boys?
Aimee's family had a pumpkin painting competition over the weekend... and she was the runner up.
Plus Wednesday night is the Night Of The Witches and Aimee+Shawn are emceeing and judging again!

FULL SHOW: Right Meow

Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!

Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!

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Aimee+Shawn

All Aimee is doing is sporting the gear her son and husband give her as gifts. But that has turned her into a "basic" woman, according to her son. How is that fair?!

All Aimee is doing is sporting the gear her son and husband give her as gifts. But that has turned her into a "basic" woman, according to her son. How is that fair?!

👩 Aimee Called Basic By Boy Who Made Her Basic

Every time Shawn wants to bring the kids bowling at Sam's Town, his kids are introduced to something new. Masked robbers running away, a car with its bumper hanging off being driven 50 in a 25, drugged out BMX riders, motorcycles breaking the sound barrier. Every time is an adventure, and living in Las Vegas can kind of feel like a GTA game sometimes. What have you seen?

Every time Shawn wants to bring the kids bowling at Sam's Town, his kids are introduced to something new. Masked robbers running away, a car with its bumper hanging off being driven 50 in a 25, drugged out BMX riders, motorcycles breaking the sound barrier. Every time is an adventure, and living in Las Vegas can kind of feel like a GTA game sometimes. What have you seen?

🎮 When Las Vegas Starts To Resemble GTA

There is an entire aisle at the grocery store dedicated to breakfast cereal. But most of those cereals are way worse for you than pizza. So why don't we eat pizza?!

There is an entire aisle at the grocery store dedicated to breakfast cereal. But most of those cereals are way worse for you than pizza. So why don't we eat pizza?!

🍕 Pizza Is A Better Breakfast Than Cereal

Having a roommate is a very dangerous game. Sometimes you'll get along like the best of friends. But most other times... it's awful. We share our stories.

Having a roommate is a very dangerous game. Sometimes you'll get along like the best of friends. But most other times... it's awful. We share our stories.

🏠 Roommates We Loved... And Hated

All Shawn wanted to do was walk around a furniture store and take a gander. That's it. But one salesperson wouldn't stop following him after he said he didn't need help.

All Shawn wanted to do was walk around a furniture store and take a gander. That's it. But one salesperson wouldn't stop following him after he said he didn't need help.

👀 When Salespeople Become Stalkers

For those of you in the "when will Aimee quit Dry January" pool... January 16th is looking like a strong possibility.

For those of you in the "when will Aimee quit Dry January" pool... January 16th is looking like a strong possibility.

🍷 Aimee Is Ready To Quit Dry January

Aimee's friend was on a date with a guy... and forgot his name. What does one do when you need to remember it on the spot? It was a struggle...

Aimee's friend was on a date with a guy... and forgot his name. What does one do when you need to remember it on the spot? It was a struggle...

😳 Forgetting Names And Too Afraid To Ask

Shawn was daydreaming about buying a travel trailer when he came across an RV dealership in Ohio... it's just like any other RV dealer, but it has a surprising owner.

Shawn was daydreaming about buying a travel trailer when he came across an RV dealership in Ohio... it's just like any other RV dealer, but it has a surprising owner.

😲 Surprising Las Vegas Celebrity's Side Gig

They were everywhere in the 90s and before... but now you can't find waterbeds anywhere! Where did they go and... were they really that comfortable?

They were everywhere in the 90s and before... but now you can't find waterbeds anywhere! Where did they go and... were they really that comfortable?

🛏 Where The Hell Did Waterbeds Go?!

Shawn finds himself needing to budget a little tighter, so when he took a look at the "miscellaneous" stuff he spends money on, his jaw dropped. He went on a cancel spree yesterday.

Shawn finds himself needing to budget a little tighter, so when he took a look at the "miscellaneous" stuff he spends money on, his jaw dropped. He went on a cancel spree yesterday.

💵 Shawn Is Putting An End To Lifestyle Creep

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