FULL SHOW: You Didn't Pay!

[Unfortunately our Podcast platform has removed the ability to easily add chapters to the podcast, so unfortunately it's just a chunk now. We are sorry! We love you! Omny, not so much.] Shawn has figured out the one link between the few (and very dumb) arguments that he's had with his fiancé Sammi…

FULL SHOW: We’re Going To Pardon A Tofurky Today

Some guy put his hand in Aimee's face during her son's football game over the weekend and she is STILL steaming mad. Some guy lost his job after being caught taking a sick day at the Dodgers championship parade. But lets be honest... we have all called in a fake day from time to time. Plus Yellow…

FULL SHOW: I’m A Dolphin Trainer

Friday is finally here, and Aimee's son has his big game tonight. Hopefully everyone shows up to play. The team was over her house and she said they should do a TikTok challenge that ended up in one of the players flipping the bird and walking out. The Lock Of The Week is back for Week 10 and Aim…

FULL SHOW: Don’t Buy Drugs Off Of TikTok

So, anything new? Aimee doesn't follow directions, which might be to blame for her high blood pressure (and DEFINITELY is to blame for her husband's) There are sus looking buildings all over Las Vegas and Shawn wants to know what's really going on. World Market Center, NO WINDOWS? Really?! Aimee…

FULL SHOW: They Sent Me A Hologram In The Mail

It is (finally) Election Day! Let's get this over with. Shawn brought all of the political mailers he received this election cycle and while some of them are really fancy, none of them changed his mind. Aimee got a random call from a friend and it warmed her heart. Plus Shawn's son Colin claws h…

FULL SHOW: Who's The Blank Now?

Aimee is allergic to life at the moment, so pardon her voice. The Amazon package stolen from Shawn's front door on Halloween came back... and it was a touching moment. Aimee is wondering if it is OK to have her older son bring a female friend into his room unsupervised. That's a no, right? Shawn…

FULL SHOW: I’m Gonna Be A Murderer For My Whole Life

Aimee got her 16 year old son's Christmas list... and there was only one thing: car. After she got done laughing for several minutes, she wondered if it is required of her to get him one at this age? Aim and Shawn's kids are in a tight competition in the Lock Of The Week. What will they choose thi…

FULL SHOW: Who Steals From A Pregnant Woman?

Aimee+Shawn had a great talk in the car after Night Of The Witches last night and... they are both regretting it because they are tired this morning. Aimee is wondering what she should be tonight, and wondering why Des Moines has to be weird about Halloween. Shawn heard a hysterical "replacement …

FULL SHOW: Classic Roofie Moment

Shawn and his son waited patiently for the men's bathroom to open. An employee opened the door eventually and said "you could have used the other (women's) bathroom". Aimee is convinced a fake cowboy at a Halloween party tried to roofie her. Plus we all get stuck on that one random game on our ph…

FULL SHOW: Right Meow

Aimee's husband Patrick heard about Shawn's smooth shirts and wants to know more. But will Aimee be able to look at him without picturing Shawn? Lock Of The Week rolls on and there is now a clear front runner. Did Aimee finally get the edge against the boys? Aimee's family had a pumpkin painting …