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Daily highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with Nick, Josh, Dana & Ashley.

Listen & subscribe to full episodes of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, the 93X app - pretty much wherever you get your podcasts! 

Daily highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with Nick, Josh, Dana &amp; Ashley.
Listen &amp; subscribe to full episodes of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, the 93X app - pretty much wherever you get your podcasts!&nbsp;

93X HAMS Highlights

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Josh, Nick, Dana &amp; Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating & Air Conditioning

Josh, Nick, Dana &amp; Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating &amp; Air Conditioning

Dad Joke of the Day

Originally Aired  September 23, 2026: D in a bag! Sex after death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smoking horse flies. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ 

Originally Aired &nbsp;September 23, 2026: D in a bag! Sex after death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smoking horse flies.&nbsp;
Listen &amp; subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit <a href="https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/">https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/</a>&nbsp;

No Regerts

Originally Aired  September 22, 2026: Death by pork sword. Gilmore sluts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Hartford Whalers. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ 

Originally Aired &nbsp;September 22, 2026: Death by pork sword. Gilmore sluts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Hartford Whalers.&nbsp;
Listen &amp; subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit <a href="https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/">https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/</a>&nbsp;

Deadly dutch oven

Originally Aired  September 21, 2026: Dating Doctor P. Movie theater mace fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a Mountain Dew relapse. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ 

Originally Aired &nbsp;September 21, 2026: Dating Doctor P. Movie theater mace fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a Mountain Dew relapse.&nbsp;
Listen &amp; subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit <a href="https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/">https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/</a>&nbsp;

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