Josh's Gopher Overalls
Today's the Minnesota Golden Gopher football team's first game of the season. Josh might even bust out his maroon and gold overalls!
Yard Waste
KARE 11's Janel Klein asked the cutest question in the history of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
Corn Roast
The bros who work at the corn roast stand went viral for doing a synchronized belly flop in the Fair rain water, and Nick made a very important distinction about them.
Girl Scouts
A listener's dog ate $400 worth of cash that was from selling Girl Scout Cookies, and we all agreed we would never mess with the Girl Scouts.
McDonald's Run
We were talking about who is the least valuable member of the show and should therefore have to go on a McDonald's breakfast run.
Wappel Shirt
There is going to be a brand new shirt featuring pictures of Wappel's mug on it at the State Fair. But how much profit will Wappel actually be getting?
3AM Text
One member of the show made a major no-no in the show's group text chat and got ripped pretty good for it.
8-Year Old Hero
In Josh's News, we learned about an 8-year old from Minnesota that you do NOT want to mess with.
Mansplaining
We were talking about an Olympian who got busted in France for buying coke, and a couple members of the Brotherhood decided to mansplain to Nick.
Robo Dentist
There is a new robot dentist that can work on your teeth for you and we started picturing all the ways it can go wrong.