Andrew DePaola Skating

It's a Friday so that means The Half-Assed Morning Show talked with Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. They told him about Toys-4-Tatas and the athletes who have made it to the event in the past. One was Derek Boogaard, so they asked DePaola if he could be an NHL enforcer. 

Video Game Update Bloopers

Wappel, Ashley and Dana switch off doing a video game update every Wednesday. Today was Dana's update, and he just couldn't find the right words! 

State Gifts

When you arrive at the airport in Hawaii, they give you a lei. If every state gave you something upon arrival, what would it be for each state? 

Machete vs. Nunchaku

There was a showdown between two men. One had a machete and the other had a nunchaku. Which one are you betting on? 

Fighting At Work

Have you ever been in a fight at work? We learned from the Brotherhood that it's much more common than you'd think! 

Loud Generators

Nick was telling a story about camping at Rockfest one year, and it was a bad time to be a generator!

Attacked By a Bat

Josh took a trip to Hawaii days before his 21st birthday. He and his friends decided to go rock climbing, and he was attacked by a bat! 

Kinky NDA

There was a story in the Stupid News about our sexual kinks, and if you go through a breakup, signing a non-disclosure agreement so your ex can't tell anyone. Then they asked Josh what he would want in return if it was violated. 

NBA Player Randy Shaver Would Spoon

There's a show on Netflix called Starting Five where they show you the life of popular NBA athletes. Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards was featured in the first season, and now we have who they'll be following around for season two. 

Stand Up Sex

In the stupid news, a man and woman were arrested for having sex in a train station bathroom after they broke a water pipe. Josh wanted to know what everyone on the show broke while having a passionate sex session.