Zinky the dog come in to get her nails done?

What starts as a simple pet-grooming enquiry quickly becomes a mission in patience, confusion, and customer service survival. Will they take the booking, question everything, or realise far too late that their time has officially been wasted?

Zinky the dog come in to get her nails done?
What starts as a simple pet-grooming enquiry quickly becomes a mission in patience, confusion, and customer service survival. Will they take the booking, question everything, or realise far too late that their time has officially been wasted?

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

5 Weekend Early Mornings on 5FM

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line

5 Weekend Early Mornings

Waste your Time Phone Line: Can I Bring My Dog Zinky for a Nail Appointment?

A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It’s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.

A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It&rsquo;s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Pet Parrot

Inspired by Theo James trying a South African accent, we’re opening the lines for listeners to show off their best impressions, accents, and full-on character switches.

Inspired by Theo James trying a South African accent, we&rsquo;re opening the lines for listeners to show off their best impressions, accents, and full-on character switches.

Mzansi Accent Academy

Could Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce really be planning a massive Madison Square Garden wedding? We unpack the rumours, the drama, and how believable it all actually is.

Could Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce really be planning a massive Madison Square Garden wedding? We unpack the rumours, the drama, and how believable it all actually is.

Waste your Time Phone Line: Can I Bring My Dog Zinky for a Nail Appointment?

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