This kind of makes me want to be a Realtor, honestly. 

Leave the eggs in their natural form! 

But really though, do they have a warranty for this? Insurance, maybe?

Zero is just here to help

Turns out, that's hard to apologize for

We're a little concerned they couldn't move some appointments around for Zero on the schedule, considering... 

He never... really fights this concept, does he? 

Are you "CHRISTMAS ENOUGH" for our caroling group??

That would be QUITE the Christmas tree!!!

Honestly... this isn't a bad idea for a service... 

But.. who is he gonna call!?!?

Zero is laying his claim on a cat that definitely isn't his in this Playhouse Phone Scam.

Zero is just trying to get paid in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Zero just wants to save his (work) marriage!!!

Zero questions Marshall about his daily deliveries... 

At least he's a considerate identity thief! 

Zero just wants her father's permission to ask her out, is that so wrong? 

Zero needs a Getaway Car for an obvious crime in this Playhouse Phone Scam!

Zero is struggling with some super glue in this Playhouse Phone Scam

What did you do to these sheets?!? 

Zero is the world's oddest phone repair tech in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Zero is the world's most awkward AirBNB host in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Zero is an incapable IT guy in this Playhouse Phone Scam

That's... a lot of ice cream

Wait, so what is your mother's maiden name?

How'd you like a call from PETA?

To be honest, we're still not sure she didn't...

Poor, poor Milton... 

But who doesn't love the... 9th of July? 

Doesn't sound like this guy wants to "share it all", after all. 

Zero puts his HR hat on to try and handle a major office issue!

Russ is under impressed he's receiving this phone call

New in-ground pool, maybe? 

Zero is looking to bribe a hair stylist in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Zero probably shouldn't ever work for Human Resources...

Zero boots a little girl from Summer Camp in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Honestly... Zero might not be a bad hire for a kid's birthday party.

To her credit, she clearly wants this job!

Shocking this guy isn't more excited.. 

Maybe if Zero tossed in a few bags of frozen vegetables this would have been better received?  

Zero's Hot Wings are causing some serious problems in his new Phone Scam!

Honestly, Zero gets shockingly decent customer service in this Playhouse Phone Scam.

That's... a lot of late fees. 

Ok, so Zero shouldn't quit his day job

Zero's catering days might be in the past after this Phone Scam

It would be an unforgettable day... you gotta admit that much

She might need a new parking spot... 

Wait, that's not how you eat pizza? 

At least they're upgrading furniture.. 

Imagine getting THIS phone call after trying some shoes on...