Phone Scam: Outbid On The House

This kind of makes me want to be a Realtor, honestly. 

Phone Scam: Easter Protest

Leave the eggs in their natural form! 

Phone Scam: My Butt & The Copier

But really though, do they have a warranty for this? Insurance, maybe?

Phone Scam: You Need Lingerie, Bro

Zero is just here to help

Phone Scam: Sorry I Cheated With Your Mom

Turns out, that's hard to apologize for

Phone Scam: Volcano Potty

We're a little concerned they couldn't move some appointments around for Zero on the schedule, considering... 

Phone Scam: The Personal Plunger

He never... really fights this concept, does he? 

Phone Scam: Caroling Try Outs

Are you "CHRISTMAS ENOUGH" for our caroling group??

Phone Scam: The Fifty Footer

That would be QUITE the Christmas tree!!!

Phone Scam: Swapping Families!

Honestly... this isn't a bad idea for a service...