A good reminder to not over do it at your office holiday party...

I feel like he's been... uninvited 

Anyone else hungry for pasta? 

"When I press the gas, the car drives!"

Can I get a price check, please?

Some people just can't yoga.

Zero just wants to invest all his lottery winnings, is that so much to ask? 

He's just looking for some good customer service!

Melinda sounds like she got some nice stuff!

It's tough when the urinal is the wrong size. It's real tough.

Hellllppp I'm stuck in the toilet!

Now we're hungry... 

Have YOU seen Milton's eye? 

He's slightly pushy but gets the job done!

Zero needs some assistance ASAP in this Playhouse Phone Scam

You just moved in.. only to learn your neighbors all think you are "The Foot Freak"

Pro tip: Don't hire a dog walker who is allergic to ... dogs

Zero just needs a new buddy; could this be the start of something special? 

Not gonna lie, the grill sounds awesome

"You need a spanking" 

Zero has got an OnlyFans girl he needs to treat right this Mother's Day

It actually would be a pretty cool wedding if we're being honest

This kind of makes me want to be a Realtor, honestly. 

Leave the eggs in their natural form! 

But really though, do they have a warranty for this? Insurance, maybe?

Zero is just here to help

Turns out, that's hard to apologize for

We're a little concerned they couldn't move some appointments around for Zero on the schedule, considering... 

He never... really fights this concept, does he? 

Are you "CHRISTMAS ENOUGH" for our caroling group??

That would be QUITE the Christmas tree!!!

Honestly... this isn't a bad idea for a service... 

But.. who is he gonna call!?!?

Zero is laying his claim on a cat that definitely isn't his in this Playhouse Phone Scam.

Zero is just trying to get paid in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Zero just wants to save his (work) marriage!!!

Zero questions Marshall about his daily deliveries... 

At least he's a considerate identity thief! 

Zero just wants her father's permission to ask her out, is that so wrong? 

Zero needs a Getaway Car for an obvious crime in this Playhouse Phone Scam!

Zero is struggling with some super glue in this Playhouse Phone Scam

What did you do to these sheets?!? 

Zero is the world's oddest phone repair tech in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Zero is the world's most awkward AirBNB host in this Playhouse Phone Scam

Zero is an incapable IT guy in this Playhouse Phone Scam

That's... a lot of ice cream

Wait, so what is your mother's maiden name?

How'd you like a call from PETA?

To be honest, we're still not sure she didn't...

Poor, poor Milton...