What can four straight men say about The Chicks, other than they are the seminal country music female super group who restructured the entire industry and crossed over into pop superstardom (all while handling Toby Keith like he was a jealous critic)? The Chicks have more hits than they got blonde hair dye, which is to say they got a lot. But none are more iconic than the murder ballad set to honky tonk dance music known as "Goodby, Earl." Dive on in and we think everyone will agree, that Earl had to die.