Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. 

We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but laments not saying more clever things in the main Patch, Josh applies for Mensa in his dissection of ‘egg and bacon wrap’ as a menu item name.