Grab your tickets to our next live show as part of the Melbourne Podcast Festival! Join us at the Jam Factory on Sunday August 1st at 2:15pm.

https://melbournepodcastfestival.com/podcast/welcome-to-patchwork/

Grab your tickets to our next live show as part of the Melbourne Podcast Festival! Join us at the Jam Factory on Sunday August 1st at 2:15pm. <a href="https://melbournepodcastfestival.com/podcast/welcome-to-patchwork/">https://melbournepodcastfestival.com/podcast/welcome-to-patchwork/</a>

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Live at the Melbourne Podcast Festival - Sunday 1st August

While they were busy lining up the next Patchwork guest host, Christian and Josh decided to kill two birds with one stone and turned their long overdue catch up with Dion into content for the podcast.

Through the miracle of "internet", Dion joins Christian and Josh in the studio to talk through some highlights from his trip including visiting an active volcano, repelling black bears with a bell, buffet breakfasts, why Josh loves processes, making nitpicky friends while overseas, the etiquette of bowing, Japanese electronic stores, Samsung Bidets, and Dion nailing his social media presence.

Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

While they were busy lining up the next Patchwork guest host, Christian and Josh decided to kill two birds with one stone and turned their long overdue catch up with Dion into content for the podcast.
Through the miracle of "internet", Dion joins Christian and Josh in the studio to talk through some highlights from his trip including visiting an active volcano, repelling black bears with a bell, buffet breakfasts, why Josh loves processes, making nitpicky friends while overseas, the etiquette of bowing, Japanese electronic stores, Samsung Bidets, and Dion nailing his social media presence.
Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a>
For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>

Patching Up With Dion in Japan

Christian and Josh are going it alone in this Bonus Patch and Christian kicks off by recalling a moment from the weekend when his washing machine sent him a late night notification. After marvelling at the technology, very soon Christian and Josh are tearing it apart and trying to reinvent a better version. 

Christian and Josh then turn their minds to losing socks when doing the laundry. Are the socks being lost on the journey or in the wash? A new acquaintance of Dion's asked a very important related question. When losing a sock during laundry, how long do you keep the single sock for? Josh talks Christian through his 2 techniques whilst Christian wonders why we're not mixing and matching socks more often.

Once they get bored of sock chat, it's onto the existential crisis of remaining energetic when you spend most of your waking life working! And from there, it's a hop, skip and a sob to calling themselves pathetic. Now this is what we all become subscribers for!

Check out this Bonus Patch on YouTube via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oVy04ny3Ow

Christian and Josh are going it alone in this Bonus Patch and Christian kicks off by recalling a moment from the weekend when his washing machine sent him a late night notification. After marvelling at the technology, very soon Christian and Josh are tearing it apart and trying to reinvent a better version. 
Christian and Josh then turn their minds to losing socks when doing the laundry. Are the socks being lost on the journey or in the wash? A new acquaintance of Dion's asked a very important related question. When losing a sock during laundry, how long do you keep the single sock for? Josh talks Christian through his 2 techniques whilst Christian wonders why we're not mixing and matching socks more often.
Once they get bored of sock chat, it's onto the existential crisis of remaining energetic when you spend most of your waking life working! And from there, it's a hop, skip and a sob to calling themselves pathetic. Now this is what we all become subscribers for!
Check out this Bonus Patch on YouTube via <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oVy04ny3Ow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oVy04ny3Ow</a>

How Long Should You Keep A Single Sock For?

Christian and Josh are joined by the supremely talented comedian Nat Harris for Patch 131! Nat is about to perform a replay of her Melbourne International Comedy Festival show "Lathered" at Comedy Republic on Tuesday July 16. Purchase tickets through the Comedy Republic website!

We kick off the episode by fighting about who has a better 'natural' reading voice before Nat reveals that she bleeds from the eyes and gums due to a stigmatism. Hot start alert!

Christian expresses his dislike for people who engage in loud activities on the other end of the phone, Nat opens up about her tendency to speak to herself and Josh takes aim at people who type while they're talking to you.

Josh then considers whether his home teaspoon policy (leaving it turned upside down on the edge of the sink) can translate into the office. Will his colleagues scratch their neck with his spoon? Nat struggles with using a single teaspoon across different substances and Christian breaks down over an oily teaspoon in soapy water and suggests Josh invent a half spoon half pen. We also ask what you do after spilling a few drops of coffee or tea on the floor?

Nat closes out the Patch by telling us about a very important recent purchase of hers, fabric softener. Christian remembers sniffing a great smelling teacher, we agree that Napisan is a trusted brand, Josh spruiks Hegs Pegs and Nat asks whether we put folded clothes away immediately.   

With very special guests "Previously on Lathered with Pussy Willow" and "Nursery Rhymes".

You can hear more Nat every weekday morning in Melbourne by tuning into Breakfasters on Triple R or listening online via https://www.rrr.org.au/

Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

Christian and Josh are joined by the supremely talented comedian Nat Harris for Patch 131! Nat is about to perform a replay of her Melbourne International Comedy Festival show "Lathered" at Comedy Republic on Tuesday July 16. Purchase tickets through the Comedy Republic website!
We kick off the episode by fighting about who has a better 'natural' reading voice before Nat reveals that she bleeds from the eyes and gums due to a stigmatism. Hot start alert!
Christian expresses his dislike for people who engage in loud activities on the other end of the phone, Nat opens up about her tendency to speak to herself and Josh takes aim at people who type while they're talking to you.
Josh then considers whether his home teaspoon policy (leaving it turned upside down on the edge of the sink) can translate into the office. Will his colleagues scratch their neck with his spoon? Nat struggles with using a single teaspoon across different substances and Christian breaks down over an oily teaspoon in soapy water and suggests Josh invent a half spoon half pen. We also ask what you do after spilling a few drops of coffee or tea on the floor?
Nat closes out the Patch by telling us about a very important recent purchase of hers, fabric softener. Christian remembers sniffing a great smelling teacher, we agree that Napisan is a trusted brand, Josh spruiks Hegs Pegs and Nat asks whether we put folded clothes away immediately.   
With very special guests "Previously on Lathered with Pussy Willow" and "Nursery Rhymes".
You can hear more Nat every weekday morning in Melbourne by tuning into Breakfasters on Triple R or listening online via <a href="https://www.rrr.org.au/">https://www.rrr.org.au/</a>    
Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a>
For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>

Live at the Melbourne Podcast Festival - Sunday 1st August

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