It's a tale as old as time: a prince is given a terrible curse along with his swan-loving staff, reading eight books somehow makes you a scholar, and being gay is a great punchline. You'd think it would be easy to make up the second half of a very faithful adaptation of an animated movie that Joseph and Nic have already seen. Somehow they still manage to get hung up on soup for the second week in a row. Featuring the worst song to ever appear in a Disney movie.

Trailer: Boners of The Heart