Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancan's and tambradge Edge. Hi, guys, welcome to this week's Two Teas in a Pod A k. The Twats? Can we call her my sol Ta ra Hi? How do you actually spelled twats? Not like our twats? It's it's spelled differently, right checked, It's actually a A W A T. So we're okay. We're the one bowl off one my life story. That's pretty much how it goes. How's your day has been so far, Champ, Well, not well, bitch. I'm gonna tell you that right now when the ship show. Since the day, the minute I woke up today, I didn't want to get up. I hurt my back yesterday. I don't even know where to start. Who you hurt your back getting filler or how pitch Well, now that you said it, I'll start with yesterday and how it lead it into a bad day. Um, so yesterday, you know, on Tuesday I got a text message from Washer Happens Live. They said, I know this is the last minute, but we love for you to come on to the show on Monday, which means, you know, I gotta leave within five days to get there and I'm like, yeah, sure, and then I'm like frantic mode. I gotta find address, I gotta get I haven't already had a botox appointment scheduled, so that was good. I need to get my nails done, I need to get tan, um, I need to get help with Sophia. It's like you can't just go like as a mom, like okay, I'm just gonna leave. Like you know, there's so many things that go into it. So I forgot how hard it is to be a professional housewife. There's a lot of upkeep for a living is difficult. I know, at least I was getting paid for it. So you know, I had to get my teeth white, you know, the whole whatever. So I went to my botox appointment and I said, um, do whatever you have to do, just do. And you know, I'm not a big fan of filler, and I feel like as I'm getting older, my lips are getting smaller. So I'm like, what if we just do a little bit in the list And she's like yeah, sure, and then she goes and I go what she goes, You're very hollow right here, and I said, yeah, I'm a grinder, So I have really strong muscles in my jaw. My mom's always like, stop eating gum. You're getting these big muscles, man muscles in your jaw. So she goes like, let's smooth that out. So she put filler on the sides of my face right here, which I actually love. It really softened it. Yeah, it looks really pretty. And then and then she's like, well, maybe just a little bit right here, and I'm like sure, go ahead. And then then lips and so I don't know if I've been watching too much in Miami or what, but she put it in. I'm like, whoa, that looks good. Do more? And she's like, are you sure. I'm like yeah, because she only did the top, I'm like mebe my bottom. Oh my god, let's see the side. Prof If it walks like a duck, talks like duck, I'm a duck. That's what I am. I'm a duck, and start looking like Lisa from Miami. I'll tell you, okay, I just don't have the right kind of lips to do too much filler because I feel like my lips aren't very wide and it just looks funny. Had you not told me, I wouldn't have not oh, you draw me in person. I don't have any lips. All I have is like this antibiotic ointment on my lips right now. And I don't know. My screen is so washed out. I don't know what you can and cannot see. I have bruises now. I rarely bruise from botox. I have seventeen bruises. I'm like, of course, of course, you know, you do it the day before. So I get home from doing the filler and all of a sudden, my shoulders like I can't move my shoulder. I'm like, what now? So much pain. I'm like barely can moved to and he's like, let me theora gun it. And he doesn't know I have all this stuff done. He just thought I got botox. So you know how powerful the thor gun is. It's he's doing my neck on my shoulder and my whole face is shaking, and to be like still, I don't know, I know, And I'm like I can't take this anymore? And he's like, what is wrong with you? And I turned around. He goes what you do your lips? He's like, oh, really, really you thought that was a good idea? And I said I did. I really thought it was a good idea. I might be rethinking it now, but I think I'm swollen. This is what's going on. For sure, I'm just swollen. But I love. I mean, how many days do we have to recover and to watch what happens live? Well, I leave in two days and I film Monday morning. It's a pre tape. Great, perfect timing. Okay, I think it's perfect timing. Okay. So I've always been like an anti filler just because I've had it before. But I had bad experience. Like every once in a while, probably maybe once a year, I'll do a little dude on the little widow what I call widow peaks or something of your lips, and I'm fine, But I never do my bottom. I never get like just a tiny little bit, but I god. So anyways, I woke up this morning. I looked like I was beat to health, lips for purple bruises under my eyes. I'm like, Oh, this isn't gonna be good. Go to take Sophie to school, and I'm driving to school and I'm like, oh my god, I go, I gotta poop, I gotta pop. And I'm in the I'm in the school line. You know how long those lines are? Right, And I'm like, I'm starting to sweat, and I'm like, I'm gonna pull a lamar. I'm gonna pull a lamar right now. I'm gonna I'm gonna poop in the range rover and I got white seats. This is not good. I'm panicking. I'm sweating. And I tell Sophia as we're in the line, I have this very small window of opportunity to make a you turn before I get into the actual school where you have to just you get your twenty minutes in. So I said, you gotta get out, you can get out, get out. She's like, what do you I gotta poop. I can only make a you turn here. So I'm making you turn. I'm sweating, I'm taking my seatbelt off, I'm shaking. I'm going like this. And I made it to Gilson's. No, Gilson. I had to poop at Gilson I couldn't make it home. I can't believe they like, oh, you're in Orange County. I was gonna say they would never let us use the bathroom at Gilson. Oh. I know. That's why I hate driving l A. I hate it because I'm a I'm a pooper, my poop all of them. Um, so you'd fit right in at the celebrity Big Brotherhouse then, really, Oh no, I would dominate that bathroom because I literally have to go, like I go like six times a day. It's probably not more on how ships please do? So it was? It was. It was great. I'm excited to go to watch a heaven slide, but it's been two years since I've been there. So I'm trying to find the perfect dress. And I don't know if you've looked, there's nothing out there. Everything's pre order or they're out of side, out of my size. I know. But did you get the one one of the leather dresses the retrofitt How did it look? Okay? So I got the leather jump suit which wasn't cheap, and um yeah, I felt like a stormtrooper. I was like, you can't bend, you can't move, and I'm sweating. I'm like, Nope, this ain't gonna work. So I have a hot pink number and I've ordered, like I don't thousands of dollars with the other dresses that that will end up having, you'll end up keeping the pink number. Yeah, I mean, I just wish I could just wear sweats. I'd be very happy. Well, apparently, apparently you're a big lifesaver right now. According to page six, Vicky Gumholston nearly choked and re All Housewives, Girls Trip and Tama Jane saved my life. Wait, that's a news story. That is a story. Oh my god. And page six, Oh my gosh. I think Vicky did one of those swipe up dealis right where I don't know, but yeah, okay, so I can't really talk about what happened at the Girls Trip. She was choking on something and you did the heimlicking maneuver I did. And it's true. Did something actually pop out or was she doing like one of her Okay, so let me just tell your exaggerations. Okay, long story short, she I was we shared a bedroom, like we had shared a bed. I mean, Lisa would have been like, no way about that, Miami and a toilet. Yes, bed and a toilet, which I didn't mind at all. Actually I liked it. But I was getting ready. You know, everything's really fast and forced in sharing the bathroom, so I'm getting ready and then all of a sudden she comes in. I had the blow drawn, so I didn't hear her choking, and she walks in and she's she's choking, So I guess I saved her life. But I feel like if I didn't do it, somebody else would have done it. And did you see a shrimp pop out or anything? No, No, it was Yeah, you'll see what she was choking on. Okay, yeah, microphone is giving her microphone? Um well, speaking of I don't even know how to make this transition, but we both had to get up this morning at the buck crack of dawn to catch up on all the housewives drows because you're not going to be here next week, and to make sure to give all of our hot takes on on Jersey and I see and okay, okay, let's start with Jersey. Let's start with Jersey. Okay, first and foremost, my biggest takeaway from Jersey is that are they going to make GF full time housewife next year? Well? I was thinking the same thing. But she how adorable is she? So? Well? She's she speaks well, she's sweet, she's like more logical than most of the housewives. I'm like, I definitely see her being a breakout starter to do something else. I don't necessarily see her being a housewife because she's so young, but I think, like Summer how better housewife than Jekie Barber's wife. She doesn't talk, she how she's not she No, she filmed the entire season as a housewife and then when she got the demotion. Oh that's a messed up she well, I can I can understand why. I think she's beautiful. Um, she looks really tall, she towers over those girls. Um, she doesn't really talk much, and when she tries to talk. I mean I think he was really he really lit up like this green when he was there at the den. You know, I really liked him, and I think she's trying. But I know that first year it's really hard to break in, especially with such like a strong group, strong cast um. But that was that was hard for me. But Gia, the fact that she didn't even cry during her confrontation UM with Joe, I know I would have. There was one second I was like she might it's come and then she pulled it back together and I was like, she's going to be on Summer House. Yeah, exactly right. There's a lot of words. There's a few words that kept being played over and over, um, aggravated, disrespectful, overwhelmed, curiosity, like it was the same words over and over and over and over and over. But aggravated, Joe was aggravated, and and Gia was aggravated. Everybody was aggravated in New Jersey, everybody was worked up, I think, especially after a couple of Margarita's um But I think she handled herself very well for a twenty one year old beyond because it's not just as a confrontation, and it's a confrontation with her uncle. Yeah, I mean, I know, I know. It's like you just don't see anything about somebody's dad, you know what I mean. You don't talk about Toby's father. I know, I know. I mean, they've already are talking about about Louie now, so let's just stick to him. It was the really, it was really the first time that any of the girls, even Teresa even talked about being in jail. I know, she's like, they went to jail five years ago. Okay, over it, Yeah, we're done, we're moving. My dad lives in another country, like leave alone. Well, speaking of a lot of years ago, Bill hides from embarrassment that people know that he cheated. Jim tells the ladies that she was pregnant when she found out and confronted him. This story actually broke my heart. It broke my heart too, and it and and last week I had said, like, because I didn't know the details, I didn't know it's ten years ago. So I said, like, you know, I wouldn't want him to give me a nose job either. It looks like they're on you know, Rocky foundation, but they actually look like they're doing really well. They worked through the cheating scandal or whatever. I don't know exactly what he did, but it looks like they're doing well. And I felt bad for her, actually felt a little bad for him too. So did you think, what were you more like team Margaret or team um Jan in this? Well, here's the thing I didn't watch last year, and they were throwing up a bunch of flashbacks about how Jennifer had accused other people of cheating and she had looked into other people's past, but that's not what actually happened. And listen, before last night, I wasn't necessarily a jen fan, but Margaret openly spoke about cheating to end up in her current relationship. Jim had never spoken about it. So I think if you've already spoken about something that you've done, it's fair game in the world of housewives. Absolutely, she publicly spoke about it on her first season, So for for gender throw it in her face, she had already talked about it. She wasn't spoiling some information that had never been out there. Yeah, but didn't she dig it trying to dig up information about Jackie's husband cheating. She dug up information, but that was after Teresa already told all of the women, Oh my god, who's not cheating on that show? Well, I don't think that, truthfully, I don't think that um Jackie's husband was ever cheating. But to give you backstory, Teresa's Teresa came to Jackie's husband's birthday and then told all the women that she heard that Jackie's husband was cheating. That's not cool. That and so that's but neither was what Margaret did. It's to me, they're the same thing. And what Dolores was trying to say, And I love Dolores, I love me some Dolores in real life, and but she's trying to say that they're different to me. They are not different, Like it is very much like Margaret went in there with an intention to really try to hurt. And I said, it was ten years ago. Why is it brought up? That's my point. That's Margaret really just trying to hurt. Yeah, I mean I like, I do like Margaret, but I was just like, whoa when I found out it was ten years ago, I'm like, really is this really necessary it now? Like when they were um, when it was talked about at the party, um, I felt like Jennifer and her husband's named Bill, right, they literally like, okay, let's go, like they laughed in obviously at their daughter's birthday party. He's like, I'm just staying upstairs. A k A, I'm not freaking filming right now, you jerks right. I don't know. I kind of felt bad. I feel like it was a little bit of a reach. But and then they how they all got upset with Like, I mean, a couple of women are like, do not cry, do not get upset by this. When she walked in, that was so jersey. I was, what do you crying? Stop crying? What those cheers away? Like I be solving like I am sorry, it's heartbreaking and you know, you have to walk in. You Jim doesn't really have a friend in that entire group. Her closest friend is somebody she's already tried to backstab. So they're not in the World's Best play. How did okay? Because I didn't watch for many years, How did she even get casted? Was she somebody's friend when she got casted? How did they bring her in? Do you remember? I don't remember. I just remember she and Jackie came in the same year they did, And I mean, I don't know that necessarily either of them are truly friends with anybody, because remember that it came out that Jackie was just a fan and she had taken pictures with Teresa at the mall, and like, oh, I never heard any of this. I'm like, Tam, pay attention. Well, do you know who I'm quoting? What house life I'm quoting? When I say pay attention? Please? Um um Gina, no, Daniel stop. Gina did that too when you were in the clubhouse. I mean you were in the clubhouse. You were in prison. No, you were in the Big Brother House. That's where you were. Gina did that too. In a scene she did that to a copy of Danielle stuff. I guess there's a lot of rip off artists in this housewife, you know. Um, Okay, what else do we need to discuss? David see each other less? And she opens up how she doesn't know how their relationships, Like you didn't see last season, so you don't know that they never really seemed that into each other anyway. So to me, this want want um, Jackie's Family's over. I don't really feel like there was anything um. Melissa thinks that Teresa is not bothered by the video of Louis, but it's bothered if people don't like him as her partner. What do you think about the video? I mean I I personally, I mean I feel like we talked about it a little bit with Melissa. Yeah, I don't. I don't know him well enough to know how I feel about the video. That's how I feel because when in the big scheme of housewife husbands, he is not my least favorite to watch, Like watching Wren and watching Lisa from Miami's Husbands are so much worse to me that Yeah, I think that Dolores had the best line ever. It's a bunch of naked naked men and they're bonding like jerk offs. Yeah, I mean I think she was like, is that talking about like circle jerks or something like? I don't know, but were they really naked? No? I think what they ended up doing is like it's a retreat. Like I don't know if you can call it a retreat, but it's like a self help thing where you go and you like tear each other down. I guess, But I mean I don't go to those kind of retreat I've never been to something where they like tear you down. I went to like a hiking retreat once. Um, but they weren't like braiding us take our phones away, So that's pretty bad. But you love going to places where they take your phone away, well, because we're on our phones a lot. Um. Okay. Then the final thing that I feel like we even need to talk about, as the ladies tell Jin she can't talk badly about other people's marriages if her marriage is not perfect. For the record, no one's marriage is perfect, right, Nobody has a perfect marriage. People have gone through stuff. I think that in housewife, Um, I don't know what you call it, but housewife one on one, you don't go after husbands. You don't go after kids. Yeah, I feel unless you have like a really do she husband or boyfriend on the show, which I've experienced that, and then it's like who yeah, oh the person that there's no no, not even that one. I mean, we had some douche she like Slade was very douche. He dated like so many housewives. But unless you have someone like that, that's like an easy target, like, oh my god, dude, that's getting involved. Okay, who would you say is douche here if you had to pay? Okay Brooks or Steve Brooks. I think Brooks, Yeah, all right, Slade or Steve Slade, that's bad. In all honesty, Steve wasn't douche. He didn't really like to film. Actually, him and Eddie would hang out behind the cameras. They weren't really into it. Um. I think what happened was he just was like, I'm I checked out, and I'm dating a girl half my age and we're getting married, so I don't know, I mean, and he stayed with her. I mean, there's a lot of things he did, but Brooks was a whole another level, like lied about cancer, like you lied about cancer, Like, come on, really, that's horrible. And you know, and then the other one. I want to talk about him, but um, all right, let's take a little break and then we'll come back and we'll talk about Orange County and Miamies. All right, So we're back to discuss all things. Oh see, and we have our very own spy brought to us from my Heart radio, my girl Kendall. Hi, Hello, Hi Kendall. I thought that Teddy was bringing on like a new housewife, Kendall, and she had some dirt for us. But you have some Oh you you ran into Heather and Terry. I did, and you weren't filming with them or anything. I know. I was just having my own fun and they were next to me having their own fun. Okay, So this fell out what having their own fun looked like. Okay. So I was at little house in Newport with my boyfriend and I was at the rooftop at the bar, and all of a sudden, I look over. I hear this voice that sounded very familiar, and it was Heather at the bar, obviously ordering her drinks. I'm like, oh, that's funny. And then I look over and Terry was there with a group of friends they had and all I know is Dr Jen should take Heather's advice because it seems like her and Terry are very very love by the way they were touchy feely and everything like in a good way watched. So I'm trying to prove a point. I mean, it wasn't cringe e honestly, like I found it pretty cute in my opinion. Good, Okay, it just seems like relationship goals and awesome. You know is that how that used to be? Tam and are you I'm not a huge p d a person, like unless I'm at a concert or something that's brings that vibe. If if I'm just in a restaurant like I've never we sit on the same side of the table type. Yeah, I'm not a huge pio. Eddie is We could be in the grocery store and he would be like dry humping me in line. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Stop? We're in public. But Heather and Terry, yeah, I feel like they've always been Like when we would film, she would FaceTime him all the time, and I'd be like, I'm a horrible wife. I don't FaceTime my husband hardly ever. I don't face time, not facetimer though, so she face timing so that his face could be on camera maybe like because no, no, no no. But side tip, anytime you face time with somebody, it's not like just you randomly can face time whenever you feel like it. You mean filming filming. When you're filming, you have to like talk about it, and then a camera films you this direction and films you this direction and you're taken from all angles so that people can actually see you FaceTime. Yeah, no, I think that they face time a lot. They are, they spent a lot of time together, it seems like and yeah, I mean I think they're great. I think they're a great couple. Well, thanks for the couple, of course, power couples, right, power couple. Well, and Kendall, you should be a house boy one day. We'll see die one day. Well, there was a Heather headline to start us off. Heather Debro celebrates her family after daughter Kat comes out as a lesbian. She is so proud of her kids, which I think is incredible that she is so proud of her kids and that she, you know, her kids feel so comfortable and their sexuality. I do think it's hard though, for anything for any big thing. I know my kids even for example that you know, they're they're shy about certain things. So for it to come out on people magazines a little bit, a little bit nay, but yeah, I know. I mean, I think it's great the Heather supportive. I think it's great that she's bringing awareness to it. I think that um, cat is a miner, and I would be a little bit hesitant about talking about my minor child sexuality. And that's just me, like I'm super protective of things like that. Um Um, I don't know. I mean, so she's one daughter came out as bisexual, another daughter has come out as lesbian, and um, I don't know. I just don't know that I would make that my storyline. But that's me. Yeah, any time any time that the storylines involved the kids hard And it's not because I don't want people to know or I'm not being supportive, but the public can be mean. So why subject them to that? So young and and and and such a huge platform to like let them and also you know they're young. Yeah, I think I think anything involving the kids on a television show, it's one thing to show you know, you're doing having dinner with the kids or anything like that. But whenever the kids do become part of a storyline, whether it was like on Beverly Hills and it was Renna's kids or anything, it's always hard because then not not just you, it's it's your kids involved, and ultimately they're not getting paid there getting paid and not to mention like, um, you see previews for next week where Katerina, which is she's adorable. She her and Sophia used to hang out when I would film together, when we would all film, and Sophia wasn't allowed to film. Um. Such a sweet girl. But she says next week that she's getting hate on TikTok because she has a gay pride flag in her bio. So if she's getting that kind of hate and it's hurting her at that level like now coming out and being on national TV, there's gonna be haters And can your child handle that because fifteen is a fragile age. Yeah, I uh well, But good for Heather for you know, supporting and being there for her kids. And it just worries me a little bit. I don't want those kids to have to go through more than they need to. Let's let's get through the show's top moment. There's not a lot. There's not a lot um. Gina gets upset with Noel out on how she feels that Noela doesn't trust her. Noel, it is upset with Gina and how she acted during the dinner when Heather brought up the cards. First of all, I actually sided with Noel on the cards here because I just like, I don't think she knew what was on the cards. I think she just bought a gift off Amazon and it is what it is, right. I agree with that how she handled herself at the table is a whole different story she should have said. And also I do feel like Heather could have possibly reached out to Noel and said, are you aware what these cards said? Because they're kind of inappropriate for a seventeen year old. But I also get that Gina doesn't need to then go spread it to Noel a Heather can take it up with her directly. It's not Gina's place. I get it. Yeah. But and then again, as far as Gina talking about how she's not trusted, they've known each other for a hot second. It's not like they shouldn't trust each other. They shouldn't. They shouldn't, so that I'm just like stupid, stupid jenn is nervous that she won't get to know her kids because of work. Then they resent her later in life. Okay, this whole storyline of Gen's wake me up when it's over. Well, one, why and why the world would you choose this to be your repeated storyline like she's reading it in like even when there could be a cute moment between her and her daughter, like when they were getting manny petties. Oh, that kid will She was a little smartass, but she was. I have to tell you because obviously her mom prepped her on what the storyline is, and so then the kid played into it. If a kid has no idea what's going on on the show, they're not going to come in and do that. Yeah. Well, listen, you know, I don't fault her for being the breadwinner and the family and working. Obviously, you know she went to med school. She's a doctor. She's busy. Doctors have busy schedules. I mean she's doing injections, she's not performing surgery. So how busy, are right? I mean, you have a nine or five job you're doing fillers, and I mean fillers like these and and botox and threading and things like that. You're not on call, you're not delivering babies like you know what. Tighten up your schedule and be for your be there for your kids. She's cold, though, that girl. You could tell she's got I think, you know, I think what she's doing is she's wanting to I feel like if she would just and this, you know, I realize y'all listening that don't love me, are gonna be like I wanted to talk. But that's the point. I'm no longer a housewife. I can talk about That's right. You can say whatever you want, Teddy, Yeah, I could you know what that's like? If she would just loosen up and potentially be herself. I think that's her. I really do think that's her. She's just so rigid all the time. I mean, I'm rigid, do but this, I don't know. I feel like I can kind of laugh at myself. I don't know that she can now, Yeah, I don't. I don't know her personally. I told you I met her once. Um, she thought I was there to do her makeup and then now looking back, at first I thought God, she's a bit. But now watching her on the show for a while because I thought she was very like, oh you're not hearing my makeup, turned around and walk away, I'm like, Wow, she's kind of rude. It's her personality that's worse. Yeah, watch yourself as a third person. It's a day of poles for you. So which husband do you think has a harder time with their wife? Ren or Lisa's husband from Miami Rn Rent Ryan? I don't know. They both are like they're both bad, right and barn it the whole time they are. I think they're both actually now thinking about they're both equally as bad. But I think that Ryan I'm gonna call Ryan because I think change your name to Ran is just stupid. Um. I think that he does not want to film yeah at all. In fact, somebody I know told me that they had a conversation with him and he's like, no, I don't want to film. I think I don't want to do this. So I think that that's a part of it. And when he gets up and it's like I'm done, I'm done. It's not so much about the conversation there, it's about the fact that it's being filmed. I one million percent agree. I just think he and he I think he's over and he's like, why are we staging this? Yeah? Okay, So I'm gonna go with Lisa and thinking about that and talking about it out loud. I'm gonna go Lisa's husband because he is disconnected, disconnected, and he's like so condescending. I don't think Ren is necessarily being condescending to her. Sometimes he's just like so pissed to have to be there, and yes, right. The only thing I did not like is when she's on the treadmill or the elliptical or whatever she was on and um, She's like, okay, well I'm in pain. Can you say something? And he's like, how do you feel better? And she's like okay, I love you and he's like okay, bye. I know the no love you back if Edwin didn't say love you back by well, First of all, Eddie's always the first one to say I love you, like always, he's very touchy feely, I love you. I love you like I'm I'm more. I'm the more of the colder. I'm not cold, but I've I've noticed that about I am. I love you Teddy. No, I mean I say I love you a hundred times a day. But he's always the initiator, he's always the touchy, feeling all that. But but Ran Ryan, he is just not in that. Like the camera wasn't even on him. How hard is it to say I love you, I just love you thinking about you? I know these love you. I can imagine this being filmed all this time, you know whatever? Anything? Who but John, he's checked out. Yeah, he's checked out. But on Watch What Happens Live, she in her top five favorite faces and she did her number one favorite face as Rent. So maybe it's gonna be the same situation as like an Emily and shame that now they're watching this back and they're like, this is not a good plan. I don't think so, you know, I'm just trying to be positive. Maybe a glass will have full sometimes tail maybe it's mine's empty right now? Can you give me some more? Yes? More? Okay? John, Terry and Emily relate and open up at this service? Right? Oh my god, you have people there, I have people. You're sich time. I did a photo shoot because of you, because you l T K. Yeah, I am obsessed with l T K. You guys, L t K is a life changer. If you like anything that this is Tamara. Do you like anything we're wearing, Yeah, anything that we wear whatever. I've told her that you have to link it on l t K because then people can shop like all of our favorite things. But now Tamra's t get it to the next level. I take everything two like balls to the wall. I can't help it. That's how I am. Like, if I'm going to do something, I'm gonna do it. So this is something that I've actually enjoyed doing, like just taking pictures of the freaking clothes I wear. But the funny thing is is like I'll wear it, take a picture, I'll never wear it again. Give me MS sweats, give me must sweats, my target sweats that I'm in my sweats right now. Um Okay. The fact that we're getting into John Terry and Emily relate and open up to each other about the relationship with their dad's. Emily felt she had to prove she was worthy growing up. Terry says his success was driven by his poor relationship with his stepdad, and John's dad disowned him. It was all a very sad conversation. And and hell has frozen over, completely frozen over. Because I like Emily. I know, I really like Emily. I really am enjoying her. I feelt like, you know, she's really opening up. She's fun, she's confident, She's like that, not the Emily I worked with at all. She started to feel like she started to feel herself and beat herself, I think, And to be honest, she might be my favorite right now. I know. The only thing that bothers me is Um. She brings people in that have been trying out for the show for years, so you probably wouldn't have noticed. But there's a girl named Jody that has the English accent. Oh that did the competition. She how do you know today? She just did one they did today. They played a game with toilet paper rolls. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, But she did fitness competition. That's what I was like, how do you know that? So it's okay. So Jody Um came to our Jim after I did my fitness competition and she wanted to train to do the same thing. She is beautiful, she is She lives like in a farm up in the in Orange County, which is not very many farms like so cool. And then so I'm like, oh, this girl's cool. I'm to check her out. The next thing I see she's hanging out with Gretchen and this old housewife and this old house and this old house and this old house. I'm like, you know, because being a housewife for so long, you get people to come into you because they want to be on the show. Right, So she came onto the show when Emily first started, and she was a photographer. So now I see her cleaning dishes and putting things out and zipping Emily's dress up, and I'm like, what is she now Emily's personal assistant? So I went on her Instagram. I'm like, what is she doing? She is now Emily's brand manager and she has a new website about bringing on new clients to be a brand manager that was set up in I'm like, this girl is trying hard for the orange. She is, She's going into the orange. But I mean, at least, I guess at least Emily helping her out, you know, props to Emily. And I'm gonna have to say, I don't I think that she would actually be a pretty good housewife. But it's just the ones that are but well, Emily was the same way, climbing her way to the top. That yeah, but she wants us ober, So it worked. It took her three years, but she wants to over three years and she's but she doesn't have the strongest of competition because I Noella with the stack of Vagina's come on, Okay. The thing is is that that she shows these pictures like, you know, like we talked about and probably are I think our first podcast. When I first met her, she showed me her husband's wanker. She showed me him doing her like. She's very open and she does this with everybody she meets. And a lot of a lot of people reached out to me after I talked about that and they're like, oh my god, I met hers did the same thing to me. She showed me everything. So um yeah, I'm still trying to figure out if Noella is has potential or not. Noella is gonna have issues, I think potentially, as if she doesn't connect with one of the housewives, Well, I think that's I think the reunion is going to be a tell off because she's gonna have it. Hopefully she's done, so if she wants to be on the show, if I mean the one season Housewives, or if you have never if you cannot become friends authentically with one other person on the show, they can't bring you back. I feel like Noel is doing everything she can to be relevant to be on the show, like going up against Heather and you know, the stack of Vagina's and the oh, it just it's a whole lot of yuck. I know, she's she's a lot for me to take on. She's not ver relatable, but sometimes, like you know, then you think about it. I mean, and I think it's mostly because the show is rather boring this season that she's the only person that the press is talking about. Well, yeah, because what else are they going to talk about? Shannon and Emily falling over again? Oh my god, that was That wasn't a no bueno for me because it was literally Shannon ripping off Vicki, because Vicky always it's Shannon gets your own storyline there, you know. And I've I've had seasons where I really enjoyed Shannon, and this season I forget she's even on the show. Yeah, Um, I mean I did like the fun, you know, versus the fighting, but you know, she didn't need to fall like she did when the Emily fell down to the ground. And then poor Emily with her hole behind showing on camera like that. I don't think she cares. She was trying to pull I mean, she was really in a conference my position. They're like, we didn't even show it. Theydnet even blur it. They didn't even blur it. And then she was seriously trying to grab her dress and pull it down. So she wasn't like she was like, yeah, look at my but hoole, we have to get into Miami because we only have ten minutes left stopped. Yeah, I know we've flown by. It's it's all your l t K and uh fill her energy. Um okay, So top moments on Miami first and foremost. I do not care about Gertie's events, and I don't need to see any more event planning or what goes into it. I like Gertie, but I honestly I wanted to fast forward every single part of it. I have to say, this is a very good commercial for her business, and that's something that Bravo doesn't do a lot of, is to promote promote promote your business. Um, she looks like she's an amazing party planner. But let's just see the parties. But then the plant on another channel. Yeah, yeah, HDTV or something like that. Yeah, wherever they have parties. I don't that the level of detail to this is boring to me. And so I mean, and what charity events are not always that great to have on Housewives because they usually go south and then it's kind of an embarrassment. Yeah, well that's also the problem. Is like, to me, any time a housewife or another you know, like any time the housewife that throws it or another housewife is like, I can't believe you would do it that at my charity event. You know, if you're if you're putting a camera pack on and there are cameramen coming around and you're feeling, you know exactly what's happening, and the reason you're fine with it is because you know that this now will make it on air. That charity event would have never been shown had that argument not happened. So you should actually be thanking Marsa and for this stupid, stupid fight. Yeah, do you care about this fight at all? So, if you guys haven't seen it yet, Adriana and Larsa go to dinner together and a run it is. I can't deal with her anymore, I really can't. I can't deal with Larsa being so high in mighty sometimes, so I I like, I I'm obsessed with Larsa. I don't know why I actually went on too her only fans page today. I like Larsa as well. But what it's not like if Adriana had said she hooked up with Kanye and that's all she saw. Did she say she saw it or sucked it? She said saw it. I thought she said sucked it. No, I was like, who no, if she had said sucked it, but then she said I saw him pain, I'm like, oh, I don't want to hear about all that happened. She walked into a room and he was paying and she saw his flasc and dinger and she said it was big. So you know what, laugh at the story and move on right, kind of like Saint James. Yeah, like Larsa making it such a big deal is Marsa was uncomfortable. I'm sure I don't know the whole conversation, the whole history of her in the card Aussians, but I heard that it didn't end well. And the last thing she wants to do is beyond, you know, a reality show. And now the Kardashians are like, wait, you're dissing our family, Like Kanye, I mean, obviously, Kanye, I don't know that saying somebody's ex husband has a big penis as a diss. If Larsa had my husband would love that. Know, if a rumor started going around that Edwin had a huge penis, like I don't think you'd be like, damn it, Jeddy, Yeah, and he'd be like yeah, like I'm sorry, And it's not if Larsa said it herself, I get it. But Larsa just well, first of all, where the hell was she that she walked in and saw and peene? And why was Adriana there? Because Adriana is like a woman about town all. Yeah, she's very social, a neutral on this podcast, I really do, because you know, you can't really judge people on a reality show. But she put the ship out of me. Well, I that's fine to Himra We disagreed on Emily first, and now you're coming around to my side. I'm coming around. But here's also what you have to think about. Atriana used to be a housewife, then when it got brought back, she got brought back as a friend of and so I think she's trying to get playing Mohito. Yeah, she's fighting for her her tropical beverage. And I Capperina. What's it called Capperina? I don't know, but I think that's what what happened, and so she's going for it. That being said, do you know what drives me crazy? This? Did she do that? Marisaw with her cut every interview. I'm like, we got it. It was ny the first time. Stop. But Lisa has the one that Lisa Arenna is that started that thing where she had a straw. She's like, of course I want to talk about it. She like drinks her Starbucks tea. Okay, she did at once. That's my point. Yeah, like us all stop it. I stopped anymore? Got one joke. I'm over it. I know I'm over that. I still what else do we need to Okay, something else I want to talk to you about. Are they always driving home because Larsa leaves and a huh from the get to you. I just thought about this today. Larsa always drives herself. The other girls all showed up in the black suv. You know, the production paid for it. Um, Larsa always drives yourself, which makes me believe she does. She doesn't drink. She doesn't drink. That's what I was thinking. I was like, if Larsa is allowed, because Bravo does not allow you to drink and drive. There was a full housewipe event or even at dinner or service, at dinner, anything anything anything that it's not daytime. And like if I was with my kids or something daytime, I didn't get a car. But if any even a kid's birthday party, if somebody was serving champagne, and time it's at a restaurant. There's a few times where I declined the car. I'm like, listen, I can't drink today. After this, I gotta go pick up my daughter. I gotta do this, I gotta do that, so I'll drive myself. I'm fine because I'm gonna go to the party. Do you my lunch used not normally a party, but like a lunch or whatever, and then I gotta go do you know housewife real housewife ship. But even when I was pregnant, they still did cars for me because there was going to be drinking at the event. Well, you're a diva then, because you could have just said no, I I don't need a car. Well, I don't know you are. I don't like driving. I'm drinking. The best year I ever had was when I broke my foot. It was my right foot, so I could not drive anywhere. I couldn't even go grocery shopping, so they would drive me everywhere. That's so nice. But it makes sense why Larsa seems to keep a pretty level head in these fights and be very calculated because she's not drunk, but she's sober. It makes you I don't over is the wrong word. I don't know if she's sober, but she's not intoxicated in the moment um. And I do not understand why she's saying like Scotty's trying to punish her by not selling the house, like what Like I think she's just saying that he's he wants to be in control of everything, which I think makes sense in a divorce. Yeah, but they're they're have been together in four years, Like does he not want to get this divorce done? But I think they've reconciled a couple of times? But no, but once but not recently. I mean, allegedly they had records reconciled a couple of times, but no, once you finalize the divorce, then the payments are set. I think right now he can still control and have an idea on what she's spending and doing. And well, she looks like she has a pretty amazing life. I think, although car she drives, in the house she has, and and then if I was her, I'd be like, I'm fine with us. If he's signed with that, I'm fine with it. And then I mean, the episode kind of ends with just Adriana says that Larisa acts like everyone's second class Cities citizens and makes it clear how she was married to a famous man and blah blah blah. So I mean, we have noticed that Adriana gets offended very easily. Does she know? I mean, I just feel like she slings ship at the wall though I feel like she's so I don't know, trying too hard. Maybe I don't know. I mean I haven't warmed up to her yet. Well, I rumor has it, and if we were both on from her from Instagram, rumor has it it's from our friend on on the ground. We're on a group text about this Adrianna is second place on the couch. Oh really for a friend? If this is true, who knows if it's true or not. If Adriana has moved up to second place and then she's gonna get her mohedo, she is getting mohedo for sure. I've never a friend move up spot this house. Okay, okay, Well, I'm not saying she's about housewife and I'm not saying she shouldn't have a mohito. I'm just saying she bought shit out of me, and that's okay. Like every housewife has their role on the show, right, Yeah, I mean my I I love Nicole. I love Nicole to like to be my friend. Is she the most entertaining television in the world. No, because I actually like her and would want to spend time I like her. I hear that a few of the Miami Housewives are going to be at Watch What Happens Live the day that I'm there, so I'm super excited about that. I heard Gertie possibly Nicole is going to be there, so oh, maybe I can get them to come on the pod. Yes, you have to, because we've been I damed a little bit with Nicole, but I did too. I like her. I don't know, I really like her and I don't like that coming pretty. I like she. She's a huge threat to all of them, and I love it. I love it. Well, Tam, I'm gonna miss you. We won't be able to talk until the middle of next week, but you guys will still be able to tune in, and um, yeah, I'm not going to miss a pod though, right, no, because this pod is going to come out, okay, and then I'm coming home on Tuesday, so I'm bought from Saturday Tuesday, and then we can rock. We can get back together on Wednesday maybe. But you know what, I feel like this is a new segment that we should have and it's just I put a thing on my Instagram just asking the fans, like, how do you feel about Orange County? And I feel like every time an episode arrows of whatever franchise we're covering, we should both of us. I feel like I have a unfair advantage on me asking about Orange County because it's my fans, right, true. I'll do it next time. Yeah, so you do Orange County. I'll do Beverly Hills. But some of the comments and we can I'll read one, you can read another. Gina was ridiculous claiming to be a good friend for outing Heather, but it was okay to out Shannon f no, Noela needs to go. Yeah, never watched OC since Tamara and Vicky left. Shocking. This made it in there right, There was like seventy five of them were all about I haven't watched since you left. You need to come back. I used to love Gina, and I mean love, but something is off. It all seems forced and inauthentic, and you know what, I agree with that. I don't know what happened. I think I feel like it's a bunch of girls have been put together because none of them would be friends. It's just a weird. It's a weird cast. I'm sorry it is. And the next one was boring. UM can't stand Shannon. She is so outdated and clinging on desperately. Oh my god, Ryan Wren is worse than Shane Simpson. Noela is giving me Amber from outside of New Jersey vibes overperforms for the camera. Who's Amber? I don't know. I didn't watch. That was with the flow, okay, love seeing the ladies get drunk at a f and have genuine fun with each other. So there's a good one. Um, why is Emily suddenly Why is Emily suddenly trying to be like you and Vicky? The drink, the nudity, it's just faith is fast her Now. I think that, um, Emily knows that she has been told. You know, on social media, there's a lot of stuff saying just saying like she's boring, things like that, And I think that now that me and Vicky are gone, it's less of like we're gone. We've been there for ten and twelve and fifteen years or whatever it was twelve and fourteen, and now she feels like, you know, big man on campus. So now I feel like she's I don't know, she wasn't like that when I was on it. Let's just say that. Well, as the final person said, I feel like this is the perfect one to close out. I'm losing brain cells. Watch dream Well, it's true like for me watching four Housewives a week and I'm gonna have to talk to Annie about this. I watch your how his life It's too much in one week. I have a life. I have two businesses to run, I have things to do, I have children to look after, to stop, don't act like now to up too. I am. I am now a super fan. Now we know all the details about every single housewife. We are professionals and entrepreneurs and business housewife shit talking yes, which is a perfect profession for me. Well, I'm gonna miss you, Tam. I'll be came on from the television. Thank you all right. Happy Valentine's Day guys. Bye bye