Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancamp and camera Judge. Hi, guys, welcome to Two Teas in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge. And before we even get started, we have to give a special shout out to win Las Vegas because not only is John Mellencamp playing tonight, coming up, there's Jay Leno, Brad Paisley, John Mulaney, Ali Wong, Like this place is popping odd is off the top and even looking outside right now where we are we're doing the podcasts at the Whin. It's one of the biggest picture I've ever seen on myself, so famous in my entire life. But I mean it's not saying much for us because okay, you fucka duck. Fuc a duck. But now it's going to be an explicit podcast. But in more exciting news, we have a very special guest, very special to my heart because I've had an up and down friendship with her. But I'm gonna say this, when we what are you gonna say? I know, just don't try to, you know, fix the situation, to fix the situation. But when Tama first started the podcast, she had one she had one real Housewives of Orange County that she was not a fan of, and I was. But let me just let me just back up, Let me back this bitch up. Did I not watch this particular housewife and say how to fucking like her? She did a change by the end of as if Viewer. I watched her and said, she's a star, yest star. But when we started, we went through a hole. I feel like I even sent a message to Andy Cohen and I said, oh my god, she's amazing. She's doing a great job, even more than the Andy Cohen thing was. She sent a message to me and apologized and said, Teddy, you were right. Yeah I did. I did. Emily Simpson, and that is driving has today. Yeah, thank you guys for having me. Well, thank you for being here. We really appreciate. I love you and I love Vegas. Well that was a no brainer. Okay, do you love Vegas more than you love me? I do? Okay, okay, okay, Well there's the honest. Yeah, Well, why we're even talking about love? I feel like we just need to dig right into it because I do remember when we started and you had your issues with Emily. Yeah, Well, we're the actual Okay, just let me speak first. Let Emily speak. Let me speak first. Okay, are you too going to argue the whole time? Yeah? Pretty much. So. When when I met Emily, it was way before she was on the show. Yeah, that's true. She was an amazing party planner. She did the party planning for I did the baby shower. Yeah, you did the baby shower for Sarah, Sarah, Sarah's baby mama, the baby mama for Ryan, my oldest son. Okay, and now Ava's eight years old. She did an amazing job, and I met her. That's how I met at you, right, Yeah, she did an amazing job. We filmed, did air, Yeah, it did right a little like it showed a little. Okay, yeah, did you do that because you wanted to be on the show, because okay, I did it because my sister in law and I started a party planning business and we wanted exposure for your small business while we reached now And when Tama said, oh I'm throwing this party, we were like amazing because now we get to do it for her housewife, we get to be filmed. So for me, it was for business purposes. It was did you ever think in a thousand years then no, we were never. Yeah. No. But when Tama and I first met, I think we had a lot in common because we clicked immediately and we had so much in common, talking about like X, wife and kids and yeah everything. I found her like really really easy to talk to. And then when I ended up on the show and we filmed together, I don't know exactly what happened, but I'll tell you. I'll tell you, Okay, so we want to or not, I'm going to tell you because Stephanie called me. Stephanie was our executive producer at the time, and she said, I want to tell you that Emily Simpson is going to be the new housewife and I want to run it by you first and just let you know. And I said, oh, okay, she and then she went on to say, like she said that there was some problem with your friendship, and you guys stopped talking and dad da da, And I said, to be honest with you, I always thought she was a cool chick. She was always a cool chick. However, she was friends with people that didn't like me, and that's where it got like it was a great era for me. Did she like me? Does she not? Like me, like and did you like her from the beginning? I liked her before we were on the show together, and then when we were on the show together, I didn't like her. Well, tell me why because for me, well, and you know, I want to be honest about everything I'm saying. I think I think also my perspective of her was clouded because I had a lot of people telling me to stay away from her, that she wasn't a good person, that people from the show well desired people from the show, yeah, like x people, And so I think my I think the mistake I made going into the show was thinking that I needed to stay away from her, and so I did, and then she felt that and she does it and then she well and all honesty, Like the producers came to me and said, like, Emily knows that you have friends that you don't she has friends that you don't like, and she just wanted you to know that those friends have you know, made her understand why, like she understands, like she doesn't agree with her the friends that are saying these bad thing And I don't want to even want to bring a text no. But I think the problem also was that that Timer and I didn't have an establish enough of a friendship to be able to work through it. We had to all these outside Yeah, there were too many outside sources that I think her have a certain perception of me, and me have a certain perception of her. So I went into it when Emily started filming, It's like she she doesn't like me, she doesn't like me, She's gonna find every reason to hate me. So you went it on my defense? And then how did you go in trying to get her? Or No? No, because I don't have that kind I don't think I have that kind of personality where I try to get people. I think my personality with her was to avoid her and to just like not engage and to kind of back off and to stay away. And so I mean I regret, you know, like the side side twenty twenty, I mean they're sitting back on it. I wish I handled it differently, but I didn't. And also, when you're on your first year, you don't know what you don't know, you don't know what to do, you don't know, and I don't blame and where a friend is, You don't know who you can trust, who you can't trust. You you don't know what's going on, and so it was just a really complicated situation for me. It was, and you know, the rules were reversed. Might have felt the same way. Might it felt like, oh my god, these are my friends, they're warning me about this girl. And the truth of the matter is is like, if you're a good person, I like you. If you're an asshole, I don't like you. Yeah, I mean, but I think we can all be assholes. That's why we have like a common yeah. And I the first two seasons I was on, I feel like I was just on the defense the whole time. I was like, what's gonna come at me? I got nervous every time we went into any type of group filming. I was like, what the fuck is somebody gonna say? What are they gonna accuse me of? What are they gonna say? Shane did? I was constantly on the defensive. But once Timor was gone, I wasn't on the defensive anymore. There was no reason to be on the defense because she wasn't anybody leading the show. So when I went into that third season, I was like, holy shit, Like I have a whole new level of respect for her because I realized that what she was didn't cripple you cpp me, what do you mean like I made you come into the show going shit? No? I think me coming on the show this season, I came on I was a thing or me thing? Well, it was probably both of us. But I think that cast was a really hard cast to come onto as a new It was you and Vicky and Kelly and m Shannon. That's what would you not agree that the cast were on right now is a good cast. I think the cast now is a great cast. Yeah, Okay, So I have a couple of questions. We're gonna have to ask these following things. One, if you could lose one cast member from next season, who would it be? Hate? When I get these questions, Well, I'm sorry, but one of us got to do it. You two could go back and forth about how y'all met for decades. I'm gonna let Tamuras she can go first. Both of you guys have to pick. It can be a friend of or it could be a full time. I'm not discriminate. I'm gonna plead the fifth because I feel like everybody on the show is good. I'm just gonna say it's not Emily. It's not Emily. It's not Emily. Okay, do you think, then, who do you think it is? You can give us another hint and I'll guess it. Well. I honestly think the cast is really strong because I think you have six full time women that are all so different with each other that it makes for a good Castum, I don't I mean, are we going to be excited to see Taylor? I think there's a lot of anticipation around Taylor and I don't. I don't know. I mean, I didn't really film with her that much. I got I watched her on Girls Trip, and I was underwhelmed. I feel like she didn't really film that much with us, Like I mean as an individual, she didn't film that much. As a group, she was very involved in it. Okay, So were you guys surprised that Noela wasn't asked back? No, no, no, not even for a seconds. Do you think so it was too Now, look, here's here's my take on it. When you come in on your first season and you think you're the star of the show, and so, do you think that's what she was doing? Are you thinking, look, here's my here's my thing. First of all, there's no star on the show. We've had this conversation before the show. Orange County is the star, and you're just hoping you get good people on a show that is already agree with Emily on that. And when you come in your first season and all you do is talk about how you're the story of You're the star of the show, and you're the most interesting and everything revolves around you, there's nowhere to go from there, right, there's nowhere to go, and no one wants to your friend. And if no one wants to be your friend, you have no connections with the rest of the cast. And then who do you think had the bigger comeback? Do you think it's going to be it was Heather Dubrow opening to the view or whatever the hell Tama is going to be doing coming in this season? I do? I mean, if I had to pick which one would be bigger or more epic, I do think Tama coming back. But that's because Tamra, I think is a staple in Orange County, and I wouldn't. I think Heather's good, but I wouldn't say she was a staple on the show. She was on five years and then she took a break and then she's come back for the past two But I think when you think about Orange County, I think you think Vicky, and I think you think Tamra. I do feel like Heather has she has her spot on the show. Yeah? Absolutely, Heather wasn't a dig at Heather. It was just yeah. No, And I honestly agree with you. Yeah, I feel like Heather had her time on the show. She was on for five seasons, then she was off for five seasons, and then they brought her back. I feel like the lead up to her coming up back to the show was too much for the fans to even grasp. Well, then my question goes, because your bestie is quite or was quite close with Heather, what's I kind of felt like that entire friendship was a fraud. No, I don't think so, because I don't think Gina does. I don't. I don't think she does things that are But why was she treating Gina like a pet. We'll give me an example, like, come over and you can try out my QBC line and then I'm gonna put you in these outfits and then I'm gonna send you out with it, and then let's wear these matching champagne shirts. And I gotta agree with that. It was uncomfortable for it. I don't know it was it she introduced her like her little sister, and here and here's the thing. I came in and I was younger than everybody else, and I was in a different place. But and I do remember the one scene that I went shopping at Kyle store. Everybody's like, Teddy, oh my god, I can't believe it, and I was like, truthfully, I can't afford nice clothes to word to Vegas. So I'm like, I'm so excited that I get my two hundred and fifty dollars credit and I like a lean to by Kyle. But but you know, what the thing is is like I really you gotta let Emily, I know. But the thing is like I really love Gina, Like I love Gina's she leans into who she is and what she doesn't have and whatever. Whatever the scene is, I understand what you're saying. Like Heather came in, It's like, come on, Gina, do you think that Heather did it just to make her have a friend, so that Heather could have a friend. Yeah, I think Heather always needs an ally I mean I think that I think that when I think that she's very smart, and I think that she she knows that she always needs an ally. I think she knows that it's the worst thing to be on an island by yourself. So I think that she does work hard to make sure that shell. Heather's smart. Yeah, I mean she's smart, She's very smart. I think how good of a friendship can it be if you're trying to change the person that your friends went? It's one thing if you're doing it a beneficial way. I felt, and I and I said this to Heather when she approached me and the and the airport. Yeah, I just said, I think there's something about you that has like a little bit of like one upperness. And I felt that when it came to Gina. Yeah, but don't you feel like that's Heather in general? Because I don't even know if that I don't know if it contains to just Gina. I just know I oh, No, I mean, I mean, I will say Gina is a hard worker. She shows it to work, she gives it her all. Emily's a hard worker, Shannon's a hard worker. Like we know this assignment and we do it and we're good at it. Yeah, okay, so we're gonna switch gears for a second. Um. A lot of fan questions were about any work that you potentially had done. We're open books, Like I'm like, I had a necklift, I've had my kids. I'm always open. I don't ever lie about that stuff. I mean, I've had everything done. I always say, First of all, let me just preface this by saying, I'm forty seven years old and you look freaking hot, and I'm getting close to fifty, So not that close, but I mean it's close. Like I mean, before I look amazing, thank you, But before we know what, we're going to be celebrating my fiftieth birthday and I can't wait. So with that being said, I feel like I lead a healthy lifestyle, try to eat as best as I can. I still enjoy cupcakes and champagne, like I'm not gonna Yeah, why we're on that the whole scene last season when you were eating the sub Yeah, was that was that a stick? No? I I thought we were done filming because we filmed at that sauna that perspire and when you sit in that sauna and it's freaking hot, and I had a turkey sandwich in my purse and I was waiting to eat it, and they said, do you know that's what we love about you? And they said, yeah, we're winding down, we're going to stop filming. And I was like, okay, we're doing is showing you a camera? So I pulled out the sandwich because I was starving, because I filmed something before we filmed the Perspire bit. Yeah, so I was shoving that turkey sandwich was filming. You went and got the sandwich. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's what in my mind, that's what I thought. Yeah, okay, honestly, next question, we can all answer this. The rudest Bravo leb you came across at Bravo Con and the nicest, the rudest, the rude, I really, oh god, I honestly didn't come across any rude. I didn't either, and I would say if I did, but everybody would say nice. And actually, when people know who I am at like kind of freaks me out because I don't consider myself like a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination at all. So when people recognize me and say, like, oh my gosh, Emily, it kind of freaks me out? Can I ask you a question? Yeah? Was it you're dying desire to be on Housewives? No? No, So it was never like because there's been like, oh my god, she's tried out for multiple years. I only tried out the one time before I was cast one time. So when you got it instead of you, it was the season that Kelly came on. Oh okay, can we talk a little bit about one of your biggest regrets on the show or the biggest heats that you got Because I wasn't a huge Orange County watcher until after I became on the show and started watching. But I hated. No, I was, I was, I'm hated. I breathe and I get hated, hated. But no, my question is you're loved. You're loved. You're really making me feel it today too. I love you. But my question is you said something I don't know. Was it your first or second season? Are you talking about the first season? Kill the kill thing? Yeah? Killing? Yeah, that was at my house. I had the influence of course, well not a lot though, because my first two seasons I didn't drink very much at all. I was I feel like I was totally different my first two seasons because I was dealing with a lot of things my first two seasons, But what were you dealing with? My first two seasons were very, very difficult for me. I there were several times where I flat outside to Shane, I'm not doing this anymore. This is my thing why Because first there were so many First of all, I was in I was physically not in pane. I was in pain. And when you're in hip, yes, and when you're in chronic pain, it is very difficult to function. So that was one thing. Also, Shane, he's probably gonna get mad at me, but he had a hard time dealing with his ex wife and custody and kids, and so he I went through that, and I guess so you understand. Yeah, But he was very very concerned about anything I said, did drink cust He wanted you to be perfect. Well, he didn't want me to be a liability so that somebody didn't want her to whatever. He didn't want it to be an issue where his ex would be like the show is a shoe. But at the end of the day, yeah, you have the kids. Yeah yeah, now yeah, but then Mike, then now we have to go into Shane, because what season was Shane's hard season? The first two? But no, there was no there was one where he really got a lot of shit. I feel like it was season three, maybe no three, season two. Okay, so season two is his worst. Yeah. Season one, I think people thought he was a dick, and then season two, I think they were confirmed that he was a dick. Let me, I've always Emily, Yeah, yeah, I know, You've always been a Shane like. I love him, Yeah, I love the way he thinks. I love him as a father, I love him as a husband. Yeah. I'm the person that's like, I'm agreeing with the person that is like solid Yeah. And I feel like he's always been a good dad always, He's been a good husband always. Yeah. Like he's amazing. Yeah, and I'm glad he made a comeback because I feel like all this shit he got his first two seasons were because if you want to know the crux of it, it's because Shane gave zero fucks about being famous or being on TV. Yeah. Zero yeah, And that's how my husband is zero. I totally related to Shane is feeling. So he didn't rise to the occasion. He didn't say what he thought he should say. He didn't act the way he thought he should. He just said whatever the fuck. He wasn't politically correct. He didn't care. He didn't care. No, But and he still doesn't. Yeah. And the thing is is like, even when you and I had issues, Yeah, I've always been a big supporter of No and I appreciate that. And I just feel like he's a good dad. In today's world, you have to give credit for somebody is like a good dad. And that was his problem with the show the first two seasons was he didn't want it to affect our marriage. Try to fuck with him. Yeah, he didn't want it to affect his children. So he was not a family. And he's got two daughters from another marriage and they were amazing and wives. And you guys have three kids together. How did you take it when he when people kind of came at him because they were saying, you were working and he was taking care of the God, Oh, that fucking pisses me off. Well, first of all, let's just set the record straight. Shane. Shane is a good provider. Shane has money. He's always going to have money. He came from money, he has money. He's always going to be the main provider in our family always, and when when it looked like I was working, but he wasn't, that's because good guy he is. And he was studying for the bar, and he was trying to take the bar. And first of all, let's give credit to someone who took the bar that many times with millions of people scrutinizing him, and he still did it publicly, publicly. Yeah, and he still did it, and I probably would never do it. And now he works at a firm and he works in Long Beach and he goes to work every days of what he does today, Like I've all, I mean, I've been the biggest Shane supporter ever. Yeah. Ever, maybe it's the dry sense of humor that I have with Shane. Yeah, I don't know. I've never looked down. I've always looked up to Shane. But Shane's parents are not LDS. But he is correct. Yes, how do you guys feel about Salt Lake City? You know, I've had people ask me that before, like what do you think about Heather? What do you think about her book? And things like that. Here's my response. You can two people can go to a movie and watch a movie and one people can person can say that was the most amazing movie I've ever seen, and another person can say that was the shittiest movie I've ever seen. So to me, it's just two different experiences. Jane's LDS, he's very committed to it. We've never had an issue in our family ever. Judge you because I can say this. I have a lot of LDS people that work with me and we have a like a mutual understanding. But like there are certain rules that like to me, I wouldn't even think about, like no coffee, Yeah, no, I drink I mean I'm drinking alcohol right now. You would you ever consider no? And no? And that was one of the deal breakers. Why would you not? I mean, your husband is LDS, your kids Because I'm not very religious? Why I'm just I'm not very religious in general. I believe in the religion a carma, believe in God, I do, and I believe in like a higher power, and I believe. What about the LDS relate that because I just meet personally, I wouldn't. I wouldn't probably join any formal religion. I wouldn't. Does it cause a problem in your relations It doesn't. He seemed we all went to lunch and we all had drinks. He didn't seem to mind. He doesn't care, he doesn't care. But my husband didn't drink either, he had one drink. I watched it. Oh, no, Shane will buy me drinks and bring him to me, and like, he doesn't care. It's not an issue. But did you end up having your daughter become LDS? I gave her the option. Anabelle, yes, And what about the twins? I asked her to young. No, they're eight now, so they can be baptized. And I asked them, I said, do you want to be baptized? And one said yes, someone said no, So I'll go with So So what would change if you said I want to be LDS? What would change? You know, I decide to drinking? Well say, I don't know. I could, I don't. I would still drink coffee and still drink alcohol. So that's why I couldn't commit to it, because I can't change. Can I say to you, like, how amazing that you're with a man. It's so loving to your kids. Yeah, that accepts you for who you are. Yeah. And it's like if you don't want to be LDS, us, that's okay. But he also wasn't. He was a difference. But but I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you. If my husband wanted me to convert to a religion, I probably would look into it. That's just me. I mean, I go to church, Ma Shane, and there are you. Oh, I don't know. He's just not on the doctrine or is that what it's called. I don't know. I'm just not a member. I haven't been baptized into the church. So I grew up with friends that were very into the Mormon religion, and I actually went to church as a teen. That's how he became LDS. I thought he became LDS from the first wife. Am I wrong here? No, that's wrong. He he became LDS because when he was growing up, his neighbors in Lagunagel, where we live, were LDS and he spent a lot of time with the kids and it made him feel safe, and he went to church with them. They were all in his age group. Have you ever seen him have an alcoholic beverage? Never? He's never had a drop alcohol. Oh my gosh, this is amazing. Did you have sex before you got married? No? But no, But that's why we got married so quickly. That's why he that's why we didn't date. Why did you get married? And how did you get proposed to? Because there's a lot of misconceptions of you got a like text message that like, yeah, he says, I sent a message to him and I asked him to marry him. I think he messaged me in an as how long have you been married? Either way, who gets engaged via text? We did? How, how when did that happen? Give it this time frame. Well, we worked together for three years and we were friends. But when he and his first wife got divorced, then like things started to become like a little more flirtation. And this is a meta Yes in Utah. No, no, this isn't California. Not in Utah. We didn't move to Utah until after we were married. So you were in California. You were working for him, not for him with him, with him, I worked for a firm. We worked at the same firm together. Okay, you were divorced, he was still married. Yeah, you guys were working together. Yes, we were friends. Tell us what do you think he was always in love with you? Well, why wouldn't he? Probably I mean, yeah, got us. Hello. Yeah, so you guys were working together. Yeah, and then what happened. Then he and his ex wife got divorced. Yeah, his ex wife took the kids and moved to Utah instead of having his ex wife back to Orange County. He was a nice guy, and he quit his job and he moved to Utah, and we were working. I was working in family law, so I knew a lot about family law. So I would help him a lot with his like divorce and stuff and just give him like advice and things. Yeah. And then when his divorce was final, he was like, hey, do you want to go to Vegas? And we went to Vegas. Oh, here today, Sorry, I have to interrupt this. Please look to the That is my grandpa right there. He is your grandpa ninety not hell old? Is he? Ask him right now? Ninety one years old? My dad's dad. In July, he just came. He looks exactly like my dad, but he's just so he can't hear me, he can't hear anybody ever. Oh my god, that is so amazing. They just they just said, hey, look to your left, and yeah, so he's we're all the same human. But I love him. So much he sends me weekly quotes. Um. Next question is, this is a fan question. You and Gina tend to stick together no matter what. What do you say to criticism about that. I know what it's like because people always said that about me and Kyle, and always my kind of defense was like, listen, if somebody's my best friend, I'm going to do everything I can to be there for them. If they're being an asshole to me, yeah, I will stand up for myself. Yeah, and that's that's that's my same response with I mean, Gina and I have been on this together for five years, like, well you started together. We started together and it's been five years and we are very close. And I like the new boyfriend. I do. I think he's a great guy. I think I think he's great too. I think he's great. And they're gonna end up getting married. I hope I get to play and the wedding and so are you still event planning? No? Not really, but I can get it. But I would do it because I'm good at it. Yeah, Okay, I have to do a rapid fire the first word that comes to your mind, one word only, and I'm gonna say the names you're gonna yell them out, okay, Heather controlled? No not you, Tama, I mean why not me? Money? Okay? Tamera asshole? Asshole, asshole, bitchy, Gina love really? I do? I love Gina? I do? Tamera, You're bitchy and Heather's money and you're ok. Shannon neurotic, Vicky Queen Victoria. I don't know. I just get like this Q Yeah, Taylor Messi the New Housewife, jen Um Enigma like that a big word for us over here? No? I mean I think no, I think that's a good word. That didn't, didn't Jane have a confusion and enigma wrapped in? What? Let me ask you, Teddy, was what does enigma mean? I think an enigma is a facade of something else, right, Like it's perfect, You're you're real love, whatever it is that you're great? You know. Honestly, I don't know how much I can say, but I just I'm still trying to figure her out and I'm confused. I'm still confused. Yeah, okay, Um, I just need to know. Did you see Terma's tids this season? I did? Yeah, And I saw Emily's tis as well. I mean she probably she probably saw more than now. I think I just saw you. Oh yeah, Mary fuck kill? Uh Terry de Brow, Jen's boyfriend from the gym and the True Religions and with the dog and John, Shannon's ex boyfriend. Mary fuck kill. Okay, okay, I'm totally marrying Terry to Brow. I'm gonna marry Terry. You're gonna have sex. I don't want to fuck him, but I'll marry it. I'm gonna marry him. And then I'm I'm gonna who are the other two? Uh? Whatever? The guys whatever? Jen's husband or boyfriend Ryan, Bryan and what was the other one? Uh? Shannon badors John? Okay, I have to kill John, but then I don't know John. I don't really want to. I don't walk. I don't want to have to pick. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with fuck Ryan and kill John. Yeah, I'm gonna gray. I'm gonna gray. I'm sorry. I have a real problem with with men who are jeans. When there's distressed I can't I can't do a distressed gene. It's not pretty. Speaking of John, I guess let's go into Shannon real quick. Um, does she give any parts? Like did you know. I mean I personally felt like I knew pregnant at Bravo Con. There were holes in that relationship. I will say I stopped talking to Shannon for two years, and prior to the two year years that we did not talk, I felt that the relationship was not well. Right. Yeah, you continued to film with her, right, and it's going to play out in this season. But do you think he solely did it to be on television? Yeah? You do. I asked him a light. You know, I don't know if he solely was in a relationship with her for TV, but I do think that he loved the limelight. And you know, she used to always call him a private person and say that, like he's a private person, a private person when you're on a TV shop, But he's and he's not interested in me in the limelight. But every time you saw like he was always on watching What Happens Live with her, as he was traveling with her everywhere, he was filming with her all the time. And I was like, I'm like, okay, mister, a private person is clearly not a private person. Like I think he's enjoying the spotlight. Okay, So do you think that Shannon throughout this season is trying to cover up that the entire time, Like, are we going to see a scandal all? But with Shannon and well, I don't think it's at the level of scand of all. But I think that Shannon works very hard to But but I also have to think. I think you have to think about the intent of why she's doing what she's doing, and it goes down. It goes back to him not being a good guy and not letting her be herself. I think he was very controlling. Would you rather hook up with um? Is his name? John? Why can't I remember it? John? Or David Badour? I would rather fuck David Badoor than John John. The fact what I said, that's what That's what both of you guys are saying. That is making me feel unwell inside. But see, here's the thing, though. You know he was not invested in the relationship, and you know he wanted to back out of the relationship, but he waits until we're done filming. Of course he did. He's Steve Lodge Junior. Well, but he's he wasn't into it. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't into it. No, I wouldn't even had them on, like even I'm not trying to be rude to my husband. There was a time where he would film and he was so checked out during filming. I was like, fuck you, then I'm not having a film with me anymore, Like okay, Shane used to take his mic off and leave. No. Ed would be like, I'm not interested in hearing about this story and then walk away. And then I'd be like, now we're in a new fight. That's why we we are in this situation where and right now, Shane would they would mike him and then they would tell him to wait to enter the scene and he would take his mic off, getting his car and leave. That's why, because this is what we have to keep in mind. They are not being paid. So any man that is there one hundred per on and popping twenty something out and want something out of it, like Edwin would look at me and be like really really yeah, Like oh yes, I really want to go and talk about married to a man that wants to talk about it more than you want to talk about talk about your girls? Are you kidding me? Like? When I complain about you every Tuesday and Thursday, it's not to Edwin um, all right, really quickly as we close up, we have to finish this. But people are wanting specifics on the work you've had done. You had a lower facelift, same as me. I had a lower facelift. Um, that's the only thing I've done to my face is a lower facelift. Okay, just recently, a couple of months ago, I did have LiPo in my arms. Well, can you tell us who your doctor is. It's doctor Aga. He's done all my surgeries. He removed my breast implants, he did my lift. Do you have no breast? Yeah, I have no implants. This is all real boob. Are you happy with that? Yes? Because I did the same thing. I had my breast implants removed and I'm all natural. How do you saw me naked recently? Talk? Are you okay with my my boobs? Do you think I need beggar? No? I think they're perfect sized. Yeah, but they're mine. Yeah, this is all mine. Yeah. I would have two mosquito bites if I took out my fake boob, yeah, just two little bites. They would just sit there. But you're you look amazing, Thank you, thank you. Um, well, we appreciate you guys. Thank you for tuning in. We're gonna wrap this episode and then we are bringing on Edwin, Eddie and Shane, and Shane's gonna come kicking and screen. He has no idea given him some sugar free red Bulls to get him all just stop, Shane. Well, thanks guys for tuning in, and I cannot wait until the Will Housewives of Orange County starts. Thank you so much Emily from being here today and being being amazing the person that you are. Thank you. Hold on real quick, let's check in with Dad because I need to know if we're gonna sing tonight. Dad, you didn't answer my phone call. It's your favorite daughter, Teddy, and I'm with your father Richard at the podcast right now. Dad, I already saw you walking by and take a picture, and I saw your security guard cruise by. I am I don't know how you got my number. Well, the thing I'm calling about is that Emily and t who the only reason they're letting me speak right now is because they're in the bathroom. Is we want to know if we can sing on Jack and Diane on the chorus because we have I mean, when I tell you, this lobby is blowing up with fans. I see at least seven people out here, seven seven. Who are we going to be singing? Are we gonna just be hanging in the background. Weren't you on the side of the stage the other night? Yes, okay, well that's what I was supposed to sing. No, dad, Yes, okay, tell me one thing favorite thing about Vegas. Oh my gosh. All right, I love you, Dad. I look forward to being on stage with you later

Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancamp and camera Judge. Hi, guys, welcome to Two Teas in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge. And before we even get started, we have to give a special shout out to win Las Vegas because not only is John Mellencamp playing tonight, coming up, there's Jay Leno, Brad Paisley, John Mulaney, Ali Wong, Like this place is popping odd is off the top and even looking outside right now where we are we're doing the podcasts at the Whin. It's one of the biggest picture I've ever seen on myself, so famous in my entire life. But I mean it's not saying much for us because okay, you fucka duck. Fuc a duck. But now it's going to be an explicit podcast. But in more exciting news, we have a very special guest, very special to my heart because I've had an up and down friendship with her. But I'm gonna say this, when we what are you gonna say? I know, just don't try to, you know, fix the situation, to fix the situation. But when Tama first started the podcast, she had one she had one real Housewives of Orange County that she was not a fan of, and I was. But let me just let me just back up, Let me back this bitch up. Did I not watch this particular housewife and say how to fucking like her? She did a change by the end of as if Viewer. I watched her and said, she's a star, yest star. But when we started, we went through a hole. I feel like I even sent a message to Andy Cohen and I said, oh my god, she's amazing. She's doing a great job, even more than the Andy Cohen thing was. She sent a message to me and apologized and said, Teddy, you were right. Yeah I did. I did. Emily Simpson, and that is driving has today. Yeah, thank you guys for having me. Well, thank you for being here. We really appreciate. I love you and I love Vegas. Well that was a no brainer. Okay, do you love Vegas more than you love me? I do? Okay, okay, okay, Well there's the honest. Yeah, Well, why we're even talking about love? I feel like we just need to dig right into it because I do remember when we started and you had your issues with Emily. Yeah, Well, we're the actual Okay, just let me speak first. Let Emily speak. Let me speak first. Okay, are you too going to argue the whole time? Yeah? Pretty much. So. When when I met Emily, it was way before she was on the show. Yeah, that's true. She was an amazing party planner. She did the party planning for I did the baby shower. Yeah, you did the baby shower for Sarah, Sarah, Sarah's baby mama, the baby mama for Ryan, my oldest son. Okay, and now Ava's eight years old. She did an amazing job, and I met her. That's how I met at you, right, Yeah, she did an amazing job. We filmed, did air, Yeah, it did right a little like it showed a little. Okay, yeah, did you do that because you wanted to be on the show, because okay, I did it because my sister in law and I started a party planning business and we wanted exposure for your small business while we reached now And when Tama said, oh I'm throwing this party, we were like amazing because now we get to do it for her housewife, we get to be filmed. So for me, it was for business purposes. It was did you ever think in a thousand years then no, we were never. Yeah. No. But when Tama and I first met, I think we had a lot in common because we clicked immediately and we had so much in common, talking about like X, wife and kids and yeah everything. I found her like really really easy to talk to. And then when I ended up on the show and we filmed together, I don't know exactly what happened, but I'll tell you. I'll tell you, Okay, so we want to or not, I'm going to tell you because Stephanie called me. Stephanie was our executive producer at the time, and she said, I want to tell you that Emily Simpson is going to be the new housewife and I want to run it by you first and just let you know. And I said, oh, okay, she and then she went on to say, like she said that there was some problem with your friendship, and you guys stopped talking and dad da da, And I said, to be honest with you, I always thought she was a cool chick. She was always a cool chick. However, she was friends with people that didn't like me, and that's where it got like it was a great era for me. Did she like me? Does she not? Like me, like and did you like her from the beginning? I liked her before we were on the show together, and then when we were on the show together, I didn't like her. Well, tell me why because for me, well, and you know, I want to be honest about everything I'm saying. I think I think also my perspective of her was clouded because I had a lot of people telling me to stay away from her, that she wasn't a good person, that people from the show well desired people from the show, yeah, like x people, And so I think my I think the mistake I made going into the show was thinking that I needed to stay away from her, and so I did, and then she felt that and she does it and then she well and all honesty, Like the producers came to me and said, like, Emily knows that you have friends that you don't she has friends that you don't like, and she just wanted you to know that those friends have you know, made her understand why, like she understands, like she doesn't agree with her the friends that are saying these bad thing And I don't want to even want to bring a text no. But I think the problem also was that that Timer and I didn't have an establish enough of a friendship to be able to work through it. We had to all these outside Yeah, there were too many outside sources that I think her have a certain perception of me, and me have a certain perception of her. So I went into it when Emily started filming, It's like she she doesn't like me, she doesn't like me, She's gonna find every reason to hate me. So you went it on my defense? And then how did you go in trying to get her? Or No? No, because I don't have that kind I don't think I have that kind of personality where I try to get people. I think my personality with her was to avoid her and to just like not engage and to kind of back off and to stay away. And so I mean I regret, you know, like the side side twenty twenty, I mean they're sitting back on it. I wish I handled it differently, but I didn't. And also, when you're on your first year, you don't know what you don't know, you don't know what to do, you don't know, and I don't blame and where a friend is, You don't know who you can trust, who you can't trust. You you don't know what's going on, and so it was just a really complicated situation for me. It was, and you know, the rules were reversed. Might have felt the same way. Might it felt like, oh my god, these are my friends, they're warning me about this girl. And the truth of the matter is is like, if you're a good person, I like you. If you're an asshole, I don't like you. Yeah, I mean, but I think we can all be assholes. That's why we have like a common yeah. And I the first two seasons I was on, I feel like I was just on the defense the whole time. I was like, what's gonna come at me? I got nervous every time we went into any type of group filming. I was like, what the fuck is somebody gonna say? What are they gonna accuse me of? What are they gonna say? Shane did? I was constantly on the defensive. But once Timor was gone, I wasn't on the defensive anymore. There was no reason to be on the defense because she wasn't anybody leading the show. So when I went into that third season, I was like, holy shit, Like I have a whole new level of respect for her because I realized that what she was didn't cripple you cpp me, what do you mean like I made you come into the show going shit? No? I think me coming on the show this season, I came on I was a thing or me thing? Well, it was probably both of us. But I think that cast was a really hard cast to come onto as a new It was you and Vicky and Kelly and m Shannon. That's what would you not agree that the cast were on right now is a good cast. I think the cast now is a great cast. Yeah, Okay, So I have a couple of questions. We're gonna have to ask these following things. One, if you could lose one cast member from next season, who would it be? Hate? When I get these questions, Well, I'm sorry, but one of us got to do it. You two could go back and forth about how y'all met for decades. I'm gonna let Tamuras she can go first. Both of you guys have to pick. It can be a friend of or it could be a full time. I'm not discriminate. I'm gonna plead the fifth because I feel like everybody on the show is good. I'm just gonna say it's not Emily. It's not Emily. It's not Emily. Okay, do you think, then, who do you think it is? You can give us another hint and I'll guess it. Well. I honestly think the cast is really strong because I think you have six full time women that are all so different with each other that it makes for a good Castum, I don't I mean, are we going to be excited to see Taylor? I think there's a lot of anticipation around Taylor and I don't. I don't know. I mean, I didn't really film with her that much. I got I watched her on Girls Trip, and I was underwhelmed. I feel like she didn't really film that much with us, Like I mean as an individual, she didn't film that much. As a group, she was very involved in it. Okay, So were you guys surprised that Noela wasn't asked back? No, no, no, not even for a seconds. Do you think so it was too Now, look, here's here's my take on it. When you come in on your first season and you think you're the star of the show, and so, do you think that's what she was doing? Are you thinking, look, here's my here's my thing. First of all, there's no star on the show. We've had this conversation before the show. Orange County is the star, and you're just hoping you get good people on a show that is already agree with Emily on that. And when you come in your first season and all you do is talk about how you're the story of You're the star of the show, and you're the most interesting and everything revolves around you, there's nowhere to go from there, right, there's nowhere to go, and no one wants to your friend. And if no one wants to be your friend, you have no connections with the rest of the cast. And then who do you think had the bigger comeback? Do you think it's going to be it was Heather Dubrow opening to the view or whatever the hell Tama is going to be doing coming in this season? I do? I mean, if I had to pick which one would be bigger or more epic, I do think Tama coming back. But that's because Tamra, I think is a staple in Orange County, and I wouldn't. I think Heather's good, but I wouldn't say she was a staple on the show. She was on five years and then she took a break and then she's come back for the past two But I think when you think about Orange County, I think you think Vicky, and I think you think Tamra. I do feel like Heather has she has her spot on the show. Yeah? Absolutely, Heather wasn't a dig at Heather. It was just yeah. No, And I honestly agree with you. Yeah, I feel like Heather had her time on the show. She was on for five seasons, then she was off for five seasons, and then they brought her back. I feel like the lead up to her coming up back to the show was too much for the fans to even grasp. Well, then my question goes, because your bestie is quite or was quite close with Heather, what's I kind of felt like that entire friendship was a fraud. No, I don't think so, because I don't think Gina does. I don't. I don't think she does things that are But why was she treating Gina like a pet. We'll give me an example, like, come over and you can try out my QBC line and then I'm gonna put you in these outfits and then I'm gonna send you out with it, and then let's wear these matching champagne shirts. And I gotta agree with that. It was uncomfortable for it. I don't know it was it she introduced her like her little sister, and here and here's the thing. I came in and I was younger than everybody else, and I was in a different place. But and I do remember the one scene that I went shopping at Kyle store. Everybody's like, Teddy, oh my god, I can't believe it, and I was like, truthfully, I can't afford nice clothes to word to Vegas. So I'm like, I'm so excited that I get my two hundred and fifty dollars credit and I like a lean to by Kyle. But but you know, what the thing is is like I really you gotta let Emily, I know. But the thing is like I really love Gina, Like I love Gina's she leans into who she is and what she doesn't have and whatever. Whatever the scene is, I understand what you're saying. Like Heather came in, It's like, come on, Gina, do you think that Heather did it just to make her have a friend, so that Heather could have a friend. Yeah, I think Heather always needs an ally I mean I think that I think that when I think that she's very smart, and I think that she she knows that she always needs an ally. I think she knows that it's the worst thing to be on an island by yourself. So I think that she does work hard to make sure that shell. Heather's smart. Yeah, I mean she's smart, She's very smart. I think how good of a friendship can it be if you're trying to change the person that your friends went? It's one thing if you're doing it a beneficial way. I felt, and I and I said this to Heather when she approached me and the and the airport. Yeah, I just said, I think there's something about you that has like a little bit of like one upperness. And I felt that when it came to Gina. Yeah, but don't you feel like that's Heather in general? Because I don't even know if that I don't know if it contains to just Gina. I just know I oh, No, I mean, I mean, I will say Gina is a hard worker. She shows it to work, she gives it her all. Emily's a hard worker, Shannon's a hard worker. Like we know this assignment and we do it and we're good at it. Yeah, okay, so we're gonna switch gears for a second. Um. A lot of fan questions were about any work that you potentially had done. We're open books, Like I'm like, I had a necklift, I've had my kids. I'm always open. I don't ever lie about that stuff. I mean, I've had everything done. I always say, First of all, let me just preface this by saying, I'm forty seven years old and you look freaking hot, and I'm getting close to fifty, So not that close, but I mean it's close. Like I mean, before I look amazing, thank you, But before we know what, we're going to be celebrating my fiftieth birthday and I can't wait. So with that being said, I feel like I lead a healthy lifestyle, try to eat as best as I can. I still enjoy cupcakes and champagne, like I'm not gonna Yeah, why we're on that the whole scene last season when you were eating the sub Yeah, was that was that a stick? No? I I thought we were done filming because we filmed at that sauna that perspire and when you sit in that sauna and it's freaking hot, and I had a turkey sandwich in my purse and I was waiting to eat it, and they said, do you know that's what we love about you? And they said, yeah, we're winding down, we're going to stop filming. And I was like, okay, we're doing is showing you a camera? So I pulled out the sandwich because I was starving, because I filmed something before we filmed the Perspire bit. Yeah, so I was shoving that turkey sandwich was filming. You went and got the sandwich. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's what in my mind, that's what I thought. Yeah, okay, honestly, next question, we can all answer this. The rudest Bravo leb you came across at Bravo Con and the nicest, the rudest, the rude, I really, oh god, I honestly didn't come across any rude. I didn't either, and I would say if I did, but everybody would say nice. And actually, when people know who I am at like kind of freaks me out because I don't consider myself like a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination at all. So when people recognize me and say, like, oh my gosh, Emily, it kind of freaks me out? Can I ask you a question? Yeah? Was it you're dying desire to be on Housewives? No? No, So it was never like because there's been like, oh my god, she's tried out for multiple years. I only tried out the one time before I was cast one time. So when you got it instead of you, it was the season that Kelly came on. Oh okay, can we talk a little bit about one of your biggest regrets on the show or the biggest heats that you got Because I wasn't a huge Orange County watcher until after I became on the show and started watching. But I hated. No, I was, I was, I'm hated. I breathe and I get hated, hated. But no, my question is you're loved. You're loved. You're really making me feel it today too. I love you. But my question is you said something I don't know. Was it your first or second season? Are you talking about the first season? Kill the kill thing? Yeah? Killing? Yeah, that was at my house. I had the influence of course, well not a lot though, because my first two seasons I didn't drink very much at all. I was I feel like I was totally different my first two seasons because I was dealing with a lot of things my first two seasons, But what were you dealing with? My first two seasons were very, very difficult for me. I there were several times where I flat outside to Shane, I'm not doing this anymore. This is my thing why Because first there were so many First of all, I was in I was physically not in pane. I was in pain. And when you're in hip, yes, and when you're in chronic pain, it is very difficult to function. So that was one thing. Also, Shane, he's probably gonna get mad at me, but he had a hard time dealing with his ex wife and custody and kids, and so he I went through that, and I guess so you understand. Yeah, But he was very very concerned about anything I said, did drink cust He wanted you to be perfect. Well, he didn't want me to be a liability so that somebody didn't want her to whatever. He didn't want it to be an issue where his ex would be like the show is a shoe. But at the end of the day, yeah, you have the kids. Yeah yeah, now yeah, but then Mike, then now we have to go into Shane, because what season was Shane's hard season? The first two? But no, there was no there was one where he really got a lot of shit. I feel like it was season three, maybe no three, season two. Okay, so season two is his worst. Yeah. Season one, I think people thought he was a dick, and then season two, I think they were confirmed that he was a dick. Let me, I've always Emily, Yeah, yeah, I know, You've always been a Shane like. I love him, Yeah, I love the way he thinks. I love him as a father, I love him as a husband. Yeah. I'm the person that's like, I'm agreeing with the person that is like solid Yeah. And I feel like he's always been a good dad always, He's been a good husband always. Yeah. Like he's amazing. Yeah, and I'm glad he made a comeback because I feel like all this shit he got his first two seasons were because if you want to know the crux of it, it's because Shane gave zero fucks about being famous or being on TV. Yeah. Zero yeah, And that's how my husband is zero. I totally related to Shane is feeling. So he didn't rise to the occasion. He didn't say what he thought he should say. He didn't act the way he thought he should. He just said whatever the fuck. He wasn't politically correct. He didn't care. He didn't care. No, But and he still doesn't. Yeah. And the thing is is like, even when you and I had issues, Yeah, I've always been a big supporter of No and I appreciate that. And I just feel like he's a good dad. In today's world, you have to give credit for somebody is like a good dad. And that was his problem with the show the first two seasons was he didn't want it to affect our marriage. Try to fuck with him. Yeah, he didn't want it to affect his children. So he was not a family. And he's got two daughters from another marriage and they were amazing and wives. And you guys have three kids together. How did you take it when he when people kind of came at him because they were saying, you were working and he was taking care of the God, Oh, that fucking pisses me off. Well, first of all, let's just set the record straight. Shane. Shane is a good provider. Shane has money. He's always going to have money. He came from money, he has money. He's always going to be the main provider in our family always, and when when it looked like I was working, but he wasn't, that's because good guy he is. And he was studying for the bar, and he was trying to take the bar. And first of all, let's give credit to someone who took the bar that many times with millions of people scrutinizing him, and he still did it publicly, publicly. Yeah, and he still did it, and I probably would never do it. And now he works at a firm and he works in Long Beach and he goes to work every days of what he does today, Like I've all, I mean, I've been the biggest Shane supporter ever. Yeah. Ever, maybe it's the dry sense of humor that I have with Shane. Yeah, I don't know. I've never looked down. I've always looked up to Shane. But Shane's parents are not LDS. But he is correct. Yes, how do you guys feel about Salt Lake City? You know, I've had people ask me that before, like what do you think about Heather? What do you think about her book? And things like that. Here's my response. You can two people can go to a movie and watch a movie and one people can person can say that was the most amazing movie I've ever seen, and another person can say that was the shittiest movie I've ever seen. So to me, it's just two different experiences. Jane's LDS, he's very committed to it. We've never had an issue in our family ever. Judge you because I can say this. I have a lot of LDS people that work with me and we have a like a mutual understanding. But like there are certain rules that like to me, I wouldn't even think about, like no coffee, Yeah, no, I drink I mean I'm drinking alcohol right now. You would you ever consider no? And no? And that was one of the deal breakers. Why would you not? I mean, your husband is LDS, your kids Because I'm not very religious? Why I'm just I'm not very religious in general. I believe in the religion a carma, believe in God, I do, and I believe in like a higher power, and I believe. What about the LDS relate that because I just meet personally, I wouldn't. I wouldn't probably join any formal religion. I wouldn't. Does it cause a problem in your relations It doesn't. He seemed we all went to lunch and we all had drinks. He didn't seem to mind. He doesn't care, he doesn't care. But my husband didn't drink either, he had one drink. I watched it. Oh, no, Shane will buy me drinks and bring him to me, and like, he doesn't care. It's not an issue. But did you end up having your daughter become LDS? I gave her the option. Anabelle, yes, And what about the twins? I asked her to young. No, they're eight now, so they can be baptized. And I asked them, I said, do you want to be baptized? And one said yes, someone said no, So I'll go with So So what would change if you said I want to be LDS? What would change? You know, I decide to drinking? Well say, I don't know. I could, I don't. I would still drink coffee and still drink alcohol. So that's why I couldn't commit to it, because I can't change. Can I say to you, like, how amazing that you're with a man. It's so loving to your kids. Yeah, that accepts you for who you are. Yeah. And it's like if you don't want to be LDS, us, that's okay. But he also wasn't. He was a difference. But but I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you. If my husband wanted me to convert to a religion, I probably would look into it. That's just me. I mean, I go to church, Ma Shane, and there are you. Oh, I don't know. He's just not on the doctrine or is that what it's called. I don't know. I'm just not a member. I haven't been baptized into the church. So I grew up with friends that were very into the Mormon religion, and I actually went to church as a teen. That's how he became LDS. I thought he became LDS from the first wife. Am I wrong here? No, that's wrong. He he became LDS because when he was growing up, his neighbors in Lagunagel, where we live, were LDS and he spent a lot of time with the kids and it made him feel safe, and he went to church with them. They were all in his age group. Have you ever seen him have an alcoholic beverage? Never? He's never had a drop alcohol. Oh my gosh, this is amazing. Did you have sex before you got married? No? But no, But that's why we got married so quickly. That's why he that's why we didn't date. Why did you get married? And how did you get proposed to? Because there's a lot of misconceptions of you got a like text message that like, yeah, he says, I sent a message to him and I asked him to marry him. I think he messaged me in an as how long have you been married? Either way, who gets engaged via text? We did? How, how when did that happen? Give it this time frame. Well, we worked together for three years and we were friends. But when he and his first wife got divorced, then like things started to become like a little more flirtation. And this is a meta Yes in Utah. No, no, this isn't California. Not in Utah. We didn't move to Utah until after we were married. So you were in California. You were working for him, not for him with him, with him, I worked for a firm. We worked at the same firm together. Okay, you were divorced, he was still married. Yeah, you guys were working together. Yes, we were friends. Tell us what do you think he was always in love with you? Well, why wouldn't he? Probably I mean, yeah, got us. Hello. Yeah, so you guys were working together. Yeah, and then what happened. Then he and his ex wife got divorced. Yeah, his ex wife took the kids and moved to Utah instead of having his ex wife back to Orange County. He was a nice guy, and he quit his job and he moved to Utah, and we were working. I was working in family law, so I knew a lot about family law. So I would help him a lot with his like divorce and stuff and just give him like advice and things. Yeah. And then when his divorce was final, he was like, hey, do you want to go to Vegas? And we went to Vegas. Oh, here today, Sorry, I have to interrupt this. Please look to the That is my grandpa right there. He is your grandpa ninety not hell old? Is he? Ask him right now? Ninety one years old? My dad's dad. In July, he just came. He looks exactly like my dad, but he's just so he can't hear me, he can't hear anybody ever. Oh my god, that is so amazing. They just they just said, hey, look to your left, and yeah, so he's we're all the same human. But I love him. So much he sends me weekly quotes. Um. Next question is, this is a fan question. You and Gina tend to stick together no matter what. What do you say to criticism about that. I know what it's like because people always said that about me and Kyle, and always my kind of defense was like, listen, if somebody's my best friend, I'm going to do everything I can to be there for them. If they're being an asshole to me, yeah, I will stand up for myself. Yeah, and that's that's that's my same response with I mean, Gina and I have been on this together for five years, like, well you started together. We started together and it's been five years and we are very close. And I like the new boyfriend. I do. I think he's a great guy. I think I think he's great too. I think he's great. And they're gonna end up getting married. I hope I get to play and the wedding and so are you still event planning? No? Not really, but I can get it. But I would do it because I'm good at it. Yeah, Okay, I have to do a rapid fire the first word that comes to your mind, one word only, and I'm gonna say the names you're gonna yell them out, okay, Heather controlled? No not you, Tama, I mean why not me? Money? Okay? Tamera asshole? Asshole, asshole, bitchy, Gina love really? I do? I love Gina? I do? Tamera, You're bitchy and Heather's money and you're ok. Shannon neurotic, Vicky Queen Victoria. I don't know. I just get like this Q Yeah, Taylor Messi the New Housewife, jen Um Enigma like that a big word for us over here? No? I mean I think no, I think that's a good word. That didn't, didn't Jane have a confusion and enigma wrapped in? What? Let me ask you, Teddy, was what does enigma mean? I think an enigma is a facade of something else, right, Like it's perfect, You're you're real love, whatever it is that you're great? You know. Honestly, I don't know how much I can say, but I just I'm still trying to figure her out and I'm confused. I'm still confused. Yeah, okay, Um, I just need to know. Did you see Terma's tids this season? I did? Yeah, And I saw Emily's tis as well. I mean she probably she probably saw more than now. I think I just saw you. Oh yeah, Mary fuck kill? Uh Terry de Brow, Jen's boyfriend from the gym and the True Religions and with the dog and John, Shannon's ex boyfriend. Mary fuck kill. Okay, okay, I'm totally marrying Terry to Brow. I'm gonna marry Terry. You're gonna have sex. I don't want to fuck him, but I'll marry it. I'm gonna marry him. And then I'm I'm gonna who are the other two? Uh? Whatever? The guys whatever? Jen's husband or boyfriend Ryan, Bryan and what was the other one? Uh? Shannon badors John? Okay, I have to kill John, but then I don't know John. I don't really want to. I don't walk. I don't want to have to pick. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with fuck Ryan and kill John. Yeah, I'm gonna gray. I'm gonna gray. I'm sorry. I have a real problem with with men who are jeans. When there's distressed I can't I can't do a distressed gene. It's not pretty. Speaking of John, I guess let's go into Shannon real quick. Um, does she give any parts? Like did you know. I mean I personally felt like I knew pregnant at Bravo Con. There were holes in that relationship. I will say I stopped talking to Shannon for two years, and prior to the two year years that we did not talk, I felt that the relationship was not well. Right. Yeah, you continued to film with her, right, and it's going to play out in this season. But do you think he solely did it to be on television? Yeah? You do. I asked him a light. You know, I don't know if he solely was in a relationship with her for TV, but I do think that he loved the limelight. And you know, she used to always call him a private person and say that, like he's a private person, a private person when you're on a TV shop, But he's and he's not interested in me in the limelight. But every time you saw like he was always on watching What Happens Live with her, as he was traveling with her everywhere, he was filming with her all the time. And I was like, I'm like, okay, mister, a private person is clearly not a private person. Like I think he's enjoying the spotlight. Okay, So do you think that Shannon throughout this season is trying to cover up that the entire time, Like, are we going to see a scandal all? But with Shannon and well, I don't think it's at the level of scand of all. But I think that Shannon works very hard to But but I also have to think. I think you have to think about the intent of why she's doing what she's doing, and it goes down. It goes back to him not being a good guy and not letting her be herself. I think he was very controlling. Would you rather hook up with um? Is his name? John? Why can't I remember it? John? Or David Badour? I would rather fuck David Badoor than John John. The fact what I said, that's what That's what both of you guys are saying. That is making me feel unwell inside. But see, here's the thing, though. You know he was not invested in the relationship, and you know he wanted to back out of the relationship, but he waits until we're done filming. Of course he did. He's Steve Lodge Junior. Well, but he's he wasn't into it. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't into it. No, I wouldn't even had them on, like even I'm not trying to be rude to my husband. There was a time where he would film and he was so checked out during filming. I was like, fuck you, then I'm not having a film with me anymore, Like okay, Shane used to take his mic off and leave. No. Ed would be like, I'm not interested in hearing about this story and then walk away. And then I'd be like, now we're in a new fight. That's why we we are in this situation where and right now, Shane would they would mike him and then they would tell him to wait to enter the scene and he would take his mic off, getting his car and leave. That's why, because this is what we have to keep in mind. They are not being paid. So any man that is there one hundred per on and popping twenty something out and want something out of it, like Edwin would look at me and be like really really yeah, Like oh yes, I really want to go and talk about married to a man that wants to talk about it more than you want to talk about talk about your girls? Are you kidding me? Like? When I complain about you every Tuesday and Thursday, it's not to Edwin um, all right, really quickly as we close up, we have to finish this. But people are wanting specifics on the work you've had done. You had a lower facelift, same as me. I had a lower facelift. Um, that's the only thing I've done to my face is a lower facelift. Okay, just recently, a couple of months ago, I did have LiPo in my arms. Well, can you tell us who your doctor is. It's doctor Aga. He's done all my surgeries. He removed my breast implants, he did my lift. Do you have no breast? Yeah, I have no implants. This is all real boob. Are you happy with that? Yes? Because I did the same thing. I had my breast implants removed and I'm all natural. How do you saw me naked recently? Talk? Are you okay with my my boobs? Do you think I need beggar? No? I think they're perfect sized. Yeah, but they're mine. Yeah, this is all mine. Yeah. I would have two mosquito bites if I took out my fake boob, yeah, just two little bites. They would just sit there. But you're you look amazing, Thank you, thank you. Um, well, we appreciate you guys. Thank you for tuning in. We're gonna wrap this episode and then we are bringing on Edwin, Eddie and Shane, and Shane's gonna come kicking and screen. He has no idea given him some sugar free red Bulls to get him all just stop, Shane. Well, thanks guys for tuning in, and I cannot wait until the Will Housewives of Orange County starts. Thank you so much Emily from being here today and being being amazing the person that you are. Thank you. Hold on real quick, let's check in with Dad because I need to know if we're gonna sing tonight. Dad, you didn't answer my phone call. It's your favorite daughter, Teddy, and I'm with your father Richard at the podcast right now. Dad, I already saw you walking by and take a picture, and I saw your security guard cruise by. I am I don't know how you got my number. Well, the thing I'm calling about is that Emily and t who the only reason they're letting me speak right now is because they're in the bathroom. Is we want to know if we can sing on Jack and Diane on the chorus because we have I mean, when I tell you, this lobby is blowing up with fans. I see at least seven people out here, seven seven. Who are we going to be singing? Are we gonna just be hanging in the background. Weren't you on the side of the stage the other night? Yes, okay, well that's what I was supposed to sing. No, dad, Yes, okay, tell me one thing favorite thing about Vegas. Oh my gosh. All right, I love you, Dad. I look forward to being on stage with you later