Tamra spilled the beans outing Teddi’s past Hollywood hookup with a VERY famous celebrity.
Plus, Teresa is coming for Tamra and Teddi once again and Tamra is not happy. Find out why.
Speaking of Teresa, NJ is getting so messy. Was she in the wrong bringing up Antonia?! We breakdown this week’s episodes of RHONJ and UGT.
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge. All right, well here we are for another episode of Two Teas in a Pod and listen.
Before I even let Tamra say hello.
I was almost late to the pod today because I'm fighting with someone named Pammy Pooh on my Instagram.
Because if so Pammy.
Pooh, Tammy su does they have a picture of me?
Pretty much? Is Pammy p twenty five? Pammy Pooh? What is she doing? She writes, I.
Lost all all respect for you, Teddy for calling out MD dot dot dot. I done that, and well that is what I responded, Yeah, I said, I actually didn't call him out. Tamra Judge called me out. Always respect for me regardless.
It's actually Jaminson that did it.
I think that I said his initials, and when you said it was a best friend, he has a famous best friend, he knew and I go, uh MD, and he yelled.
It out, so we're not even gonna say the name. But then I had to clear it up. And then I said it was on a live radio show. What do you suggest I do? Kick her off the chair? Like this is the part, not even that you called me out because I already had to talk to my dad and my.
Husband and everybody day I do, right, my dad. You think i'd tell my dad dad's business.
Do You don't even talk about your sex life with your dad, especially in your twenties.
He needs to do When it's on the cover of Yahoo, People, all over the I mean.
It was only on every single outlet except for People magazine.
And I was always going to help you out with that. Quinn. See if he can't.
Worry, I got the Google alert it's there. Oh, yes, So but this is the situation, you guys. This was a live radio show. Yes, on this podcast, I said I would never say it. I continued to never say it over at the live show, but I can't confirm or tonight. Then I went somewhere later and page six asked me about it, and I said, I will not confirm or tonight. But this is the part that goes me the most. All of the press is coming out and says Teddy.
Alleges allegens or claims, well they I think they have to do that.
But this what I wanted to be. Why can't it be tam or judge. Well, I just want to let you know.
Bestie for past because Teddy, that's just that's how just how it rolls in the press.
They got to get stuff that you know, makes mine. They want clicks.
I mean, just just like up and at him. I think it's up and at I'm always posting about things I say, but doesn't give the whole story.
He does.
He posts it out of context, talks about how I said there was red flags with uh, what's her name, Jen jen Aiden her husband going into the pool house every night. I also went on to say that I felt like he's really coming around and I like the relationship and all those things. But you know what, they don't want to hear that, So open at him, say that next time.
Okay, Tamra, Judge, make it clear that it's you saying something and not me by saying this is okay.
First of all, I am the one. This is Tamra talking. This is Tamra talking.
Now, I am the one that brought it up jokingly. I actually didn't have any intention of bringing it up. I just know that I like to see Teddy swarm swarm.
I like to see.
Teddy like like get all weird, like, oh god, don't you do it right?
Well? This is all I've got to say.
Squirm, So I like to see her squirming around in your chair. So when I when you said he has a famous best friend, and then I just had to put out theness it.
Could have been Vince Vaughan. It could There is multiple people.
Okay, it could have been Danny DeVito or Arnold Swarzenegger.
Like you just would have met anyone you but you narrowed it down when you give an I'm still not confirming this, but you narrowed it down by giving it could be Michael Douglas.
It could be Michael Douglas. You just don't know. But all I do know is payback's a bit.
I know, and it's gonna be pleast expect it.
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Who Teresa, Oh my god, you're everywhere, speaking of If anyone's everywhere, it's us. But before you get into what you are going to say about Teresa, I just got this DM oh right.
I know this is part of the headlines.
But Teresa uh was on NOMA Stay Bitches obviously, and she had Brandy on and it says Teresa said, you guys, especially Tamra, are bad friends for having Caroline on your podcast. You just wanted to do it for money and ratings. Okay, first and foremost.
If you guys think that we are the boss.
Over here, right, we tell saying we produce the real Housewives of Beverly Hills or Orange County, we are so like, I know, two hired guns.
Well you know me.
I don't normally get into the mix of things and fighting and all that stuff. But the other day when we were at Jeff's Rena show, right, I just got like I got this rush when I actually called you out on the and I said, you know what, I'm going back to my old ways.
So I've been missing it because he made me the bad guy. I know, Well you're the bad guy anymore.
Just sit down, Teddy, the bitch is back.
Okay. So Trasa went after me. Tesa went after me again. I don't know what her fucking problem is.
I mean, it's about the fifth time she's come after me and you I think it happened after Melissa was on the podcast. You know what this mob mentality of you know, you can't have that person because I don't like that person is bullshit.
This is a business. So she brought Brandy on the pod, Brandy Clandon, which is clearly.
To do the same thing right we've had I mean, if that's not also for ratings and money.
We are strictly a housewife podcast. Yeah, she's not supposed to be on I know, so you know, I like an loyal friend.
I reached out to Brandy and said, hey, speaking on you know, behalf of me and Teddy. I'm letting you know that we have Caroline on the show. She has a new cooking show coming out. She's promoted, and she's like, I get a babe, no worries, you know, and da da da da. She was so fine and she was great on the clip that I saw on the podcast on yesterday. I was just not in the mood I usually ignore, but now nope, so I thought not today, forehead not today, ding Dong, not today, jailbird. I'm not having it.
So let me break it down for you, Teresa. I know it's hard for you to understand.
I'm gonna try to dumb it down for you as much as I can. But we are strictly a housewife podcast. We work for iHeart.
They do not work for us. This is a job, and by the way, it's a pretty pretty fucking fun job, right I mean, I'm in my freaking jammies. I didn't Eve put a bron today, like I know. So Oftentimes publicists will reach out to iHeart to get people on talent, different talent housewives to promote their podcasts, their books, their shows, just like Teresa was on our podcast to promote her show, to promote her show. Right.
Yes, sometimes I Heart reaches out to the housewives directly. Sometimes Teddy and I reach out to the housewives directly.
I heartbooked Caroline. We were happy to have her. She is a housewife. She opened up. She opened up, good interview.
She's a good interview. She talked about her cooking show and her time on Housewives. Brandy is my friend, she is your friend of mine. She had no problem with it. So she had no problem with the Teresa to shit the fuck down. This is me telling you shut the fuck up, and I'm sick. It's gonna be a little chance that she well put me on Ultimate Girls Trip with her.
She says that we're the shit Stirs, yet she's the one trying to stir the shit with Brandy. We don't have we haven't even seen the show. We are going into this because we are trying to actually do our jobs properly. We are not picking a side on Caroline and brand No, we are going to listen to both and walk play out. We don't know what happened, right.
So sit down, shut up like you're doing right now at the reunion.
Yeah, good luck to you.
I'm just not gonna put up the shit anymore calling us the shitstirs, where we're just basically recapping as viewers the show as we see it. We don't put her down, we don't make fun of her.
We talk about what we see on the show.
Well, I think you know she knows that talking about you, or talking about us, or talking about this pod gets her additional downloads, which good for her. I don't want to take anything away from anybody else and we're all, you know, we all want what's best for us. However, she started getting upset when we started mentioning anything regarding her new husband my guess which I've never had an issue with Teresa other than until she started talking about me here when I'm just recapping an episode, until the situation.
Started going down with Louis where we started pointing out red flats. Yeah, and I just.
Think it's gonna get worse because when you're unhappy or when you're trying to cover up somebody else, it makes you even more miserable. And the fact that we haven't gone down the rabbit hole on all the stuff that we've been sent about Louis because let me tell you, our inboxes are full full of the different businesses, allegedly all kinds of stuff. So we have kept our mouths shut. So don't poke it. Don't poke the bears.
Good yep, thank you, Teddy. I'm so glad I got that off of my chest. I mean, it's just it's just really really relaxed. Yeah, I mean, this whole like mob mentality is just ridiculous, Like you can't talk to this person because I'm talking to this person and.
You know my loyalty, my loyalty, and I'm like, you.
Know what, girl, I kept a very big secret for probably fifteen years about you and your husband. We went out one night, we all were lit, and guess what, something happened that night and I got the phone call the next morning.
Don't talk to the press, don't tell anybody. Don't tell anbody what happened. Okay, so you guys just ponder on that. Let it You've got to let it linger. Let it linger, all right.
Yeah, well that's what we'll get more into Jersey once we get into the recap section of this pot.
Just keeping it light.
This morning, Good morning everything, Good morning. Whoa man, My heartbeat is just pomping right now.
You know what, Tam, I've been I've been waiting for this, Tam. I have been waiting. I'm pushing at you. I've been poking that Tam bear waiting to come out.
I'm glad she came out on Jeff Louis, so now I can hold her Accountab'll continue coming.
Out here and give me a little bit of a break.
Yeah, okay, So now we gotta start with Oh, let's talk about we gotta.
Talk about Potomac because did you see we were hoping that our girl Jacqueline was going to be back, at least as a friend of I.
Don't think she's back at all. Well, I mean, we don't know.
This is this is an a Bravo announcement. But they're saying that she is not back and who.
Else was not back?
Jacqueline and Saris Charis, Yeah, they're according to TV deets, new to the cast allegedly is Neca Ahem and.
They're saying that she's a full time housewife season eight. Born in Boston, but in Nigerian at heart. She's a licensed attorney specializing in financial technology. She lives in the Potomac area.
I love that they wrote area, and.
Is married to a doctor, a medical doctor and a night lounge investor.
Oh, I love that combo. Very smart doctor.
A night lounge investor is a night lounge investor, like a nightclub investor.
Like a club promoter, like I mean, a club owner, club owner.
But allegedly we have no idea, but that they also did report no Cherise, no Jacqueline.
YEA.
Life goes on, especially for Erica Jane. She scores the Las Vegas residency at the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay.
Tickets go on sale Monday, April twenty fourth, So if you were wanting to see Erica Jane at the Las Vegas Residency a House of Blues at the Mandalay Bay, get your tickets on April twenty fourth.
It starts to August twenty fifth is actually when it starts, so we can swing that or maybe we might be in our wellness retreat.
Oh, we will be at our own. I want to go, Oh my gosh, this is amazing.
So I've worked multiple times with the yoga instructor and she used to be an instructor over at Rise Nation, which is one of my favorite climbing gyms, and her name's Katie Wee, and we are hosting a retreat together in Arizona at the end of August. It's beautiful there. There's going to be hiking, there's going to be yoga, but there's also going to be fun times and good conversation. It's just going to be about community bonding and just like having that little bit of self care time before like everything rams back up and your kids start school a couple of days later. Yeah, isn't it time to give your husband a little extra time with the kids before we get back.
So how do people sign up? I saw that you did a link. I don't know if it's still active on your Instagram.
Yes, you can go to my Instagram, tap the link and then you can go down through finding it there. Or you can go and buy all in buy Teddy dot com and you can go to the two people get a discount from Yes, you do get a discount. So as long as you click the link that I have provided, you get my personal discount, which is two hundred dollars off. So we would love for you guys to join us. Me and Tamra will be there, or you can go. Easiest way is katiewee dot com slash Teddy. So k A T I E W E E dot com slash Teddy. We'll see you guys there. Maybe we should do a pod from there too, Yes, okay, so maybe we could do a live pod.
At this retreat. I'm down. We'll keep it that one. A little health and well in the sea, Okay, I would love that. I love that.
But Erica's residency, she did a post and it said after darkness comes light. Three hundred and sixty five days ago, I was at one of the lowest points in my life. Thanks to your love and support, it is with tears in my eyes that I announced my first Las Vegas residency bet It All on Blonde.
I do like that name, very catchy.
It is to anyone who's ever told you that something isn't possible, that you're not good enough, or that they don't believe in you, dreams do come true.
I'm grateful for all of you that have been with me through this journey.
And I'm starting to celebrate life's moments with you starting August twenty fifth, Let's go Vegas.
So I am so happy for her. I mean, she has gone through hell and back and I do believe that.
She's going to rise. She's gonna rise above.
And for those of you that have major issues with Erica Jane, the one thing that I would suggest is go back in time and watch her ted talk.
You can go onto YouTube. Oh I've never watched.
That will totally change People always say, Teddy, what changed you between season your first season and your second season on how you felt about Erica because she was mean to you or she was this to you? And I watched that and I had a completely new and this Ted Talk. She did it in between those two seasons.
In between one seasons. Tell me again, my I guess eight and nine. So before all these legal issues came out. Yeah, before all these legs.
That's pretty impressive to get a Ted Talk period. Yeah, well, nobody's asking me to do a Ted Talk.
Somebody.
People have asked me to do a Ted on what but not the big one like the ones that are in like South Carolina.
Hey, I'd be happy to do that.
But yeah, So congratulations Erica, you guys get your tickets watch her Ted Talk.
You'll have a lot more that awesome.
Now, Brandy did spill the beans a little bit on the podcast and said that we should be able to see season four of Ultimate Girls Trips in September. So that's exciting. That doesn't seem that far away. Yeah, I felt like it's going to be like a year from now with everything that's going on. But September, I'm super excited about that.
So I wonder if it'll be airing consecutively with Orange County.
I'm just guessed. I have no idea, but iat.
That Orange County would be done by September.
Oh, and then this will be the next one. That will be the next follow up yet.
Okay, Denise Richards confirms returned to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. In an exclusive you know when they write exclusive, it's the real deal Variety article. Here, Denise confirms that she is returning to the franchise in a guest capacity. I have filmed some episodes. Richards claimed her return to the reality show was so unplanned that even Bravo's production team had no idea she'd be at a screen hosted by housewife Garcel Bobey. One thing with production has led to another, according to Richards, the next day, I was asked to go to some events and so it's actually been fine. So what I read into here she showed up to an event of Garcel's. Then was good, and then they asked her to start filming.
Okay, Well, somebody else I know has been just filmed actually for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and that would be my twat friend Teddy.
I also love that you are like my stage mom. While I'm there for texting.
Production, I was, how's my girl doing? I know I always said.
Like I wouldn't want to go back in any sort of guest capacity for this particular event. Of course, I was going to say yes, it's mental health awareness and Loreene, who passed away with one of Kyle's best childhood friends. I know her family all I would if that wasn't being filmed, I would have been there one million percent. So when they asked me to come film there, that was a no brainer to me because it would have actually broken my heart to miss it.
I heard you cause a little drama.
Well I'm just gonna have to tune in to see tam the net was back and she's causing trauma.
Well just have to see. I have a feeling you're gonna be asked to film again. I can't say this there.
You think you're really gonna miss it, Like you're like in your brain, you're like, gosh, I really.
I wasn't afraid that it was gonna set you back.
I really was, because for those of you who don't understand, when you've been on a housewife show and then you get Leo, it's a process and a mind fuck, and you think you're not good enough and you just got kicked out of the cool girls club. All these things go through your head and then going back I was afraid you're gonna go and you're gonna be like a couple days later, you'd be sad, like, oh I miss it so much, but you weren't.
I that was my way. I'm not sad. You know, I don't even know out there.
I got invited to something else later this week and I'm not going. I'm not saying I won't go to anything else, but at this point in time, ask thee what I needed to see.
Yeah, and I'm just gonna go from there.
I was literally laying in bed and you were not responding, and I'm like, I need to know what's going on.
If you're allowed to have your phone, I Eddie was asleep.
I'm laying there and I'm texting somebody I know that works on the production, and I'm like, how's our girl doing.
She doing a good job?
He says, yeah, I mean considering you know, the situation she is.
And then you know, I was really nervous. But thank you, Tam, I love you too well.
Speaking of other things that are filming today, the New Jersey Reunion films, Andy did his picture where he's like, here it comes, but at this moment, they haven't released their looks.
Yet they're well into the union right now, it's is it? I want to say it's filmed.
In New York, right, Yeah, I would think so.
I've heard before the reunion talked to a few people, and it's going to be insanity explosive. I believe they'll probably be security there.
Yeah, whenever, everything we've heard is going to be a wild ride and which we're going to need because I have to be honest.
Yeah, well, last night's episode, but last night episode was it was okay.
Okay, let's let's take a little break and then we'll come back and we'll do recaps on Jersey and the Girls trip. We are back to discuss the Real Housewife New Jersey episode, are right? You know, I love Marge, I know, but the shirt that says endorsed listen, I didn't think it was funny.
Marge I do anything to get that job in and I respect her hustle, Like she had to really run out and get that shirt made quickly, and she did it.
And it didn't look like it was expensive. No, No, it looked like I could have gotten the tape.
But I'm just glad it wasn't the dazzled I'm so sick of seeing the dazzled stuff.
Oh my gosh, I know.
But then Jennifer kind of had a funny response. She's like, my boobs are better and firmer, like I.
Do love my headlights, Like my headlights are Yeah, I like these too. I thought it was funny. I thought she's being playedful. I didn't you know, Jennifer, I think she's funny.
Yeah, she's she's funny, except later we'll get into some things she may have done. Then Melissa tells Rachel that Danielle called her a rat. It's like du and Danielle asked, what's in the pudding. Rachel jokes that it's rat blood and ask why she called her a rat. Margaret chimes in and ask if Danielle believes she has an arsenal On friends, Danielle says she believes Margaret knows things about people.
This is what I want to say. I don't know which word I'm more sick of rat or arsenal. I don't want to hear either anymore. I don't not care. I believe all are true for all housewives. Yeah, at some point in time, and I.
Think that Rachel, I always want to call her Raquel because of all the going on with Prepperrolls, which I didn't even know Rachel's name before that, or Raquel's name before that, and Rachel she became a superior newbie at that point in my mind, like to go and throw that out.
There, rat Blood, Yeah, rap, I don't know. I'm still not stuck on them.
I feel like they they're gonna get more comfortable and then it's gonna be okay, but you could definitely feel like they're they're still getting their toes.
What then, yeah, then we get into.
Uh, just the start of Thelissa Hamster Wheel, like between it's endless. Those two are like, it's just again, Melissa, that what you're talking about?
Yeahch Lisa, I never never thought of it like that.
But then what about The part that I liked was when Jen Fessler kind of opens up about how she never gets jealous and then tells the full story of when her husband cheated on him they separated, and how they their marriage is now stronger. Because I'm not saying this works for everyone, no, no, I am. I am saying that was a very authentic conversation that happens to a lot of people.
So the fact that she was open enough to share it.
When I met her in Dana Point, I don't know, a month ago or so.
She actually told me the story.
She I met him, very very lovely, and she told me the whole story about how he cheated, and so she thought, Okay, well I'm going to cheat now. And then they separated and they got back together and they're stronger than ever.
Yeah.
I mean, sometimes you don't know what you have until it's gone, and you don't appreciate it.
I wish that Jen was a housewife if you would have met her the.
Night that I went with her.
She is freaking hilarious and quick witted, like super quick.
No, I think she's smart. I think she's quick.
I think as long as she doesn't get too much with Margaret one hundred percent of the time and can be open in other friendships, I think she'll turn out to be an incredible housewife.
Would you go back with your spouse if he cheated on you or is it a deal breaker?
It depends on the circumstance. I mean, I have I have four kids.
Yeah, I think that it depends on.
It just depends on the situation. I would never say never about anything, especially because.
You never know how you feel in that in that situation at that current point in my life.
Ten years ago versus now are very different, for sure, and especially when you have four kids involved. Yeah.
Also, Teresa then said she for sure would leave if she had a husband.
Who did that? Am I wrong?
Or didn't it come out that something happened with her ex allegedly went together on the.
Phone and the winery saying my wife is over there talking to another girl, so shut up again.
Like be be who you are, like listen, that is who she is.
Oh well, I mean dingling a ding ding ding ding? Well, speaking of dingling and ding ding, how much is eighty euros in English?
I don't know if that is offensive or dumb or just dumb? Uh, Teresa said? Teresa said, Oh.
She also after like she invented. She also talked like she invented pineapples every time she sees when she gets so excited, which I may have. You know, this probably has nothing to do with one or the other, but pineapples allegedly mean that if you have one out in front of your.
House, you're a swinger. You're a swinger. Yep, yep, I've heard.
That, but I think she likes to pineapple in her tequila.
I've heard her say that multiple times. So what I like a lime? In mind? I don't have limes all over my house.
Anyways, Then Teresa brings up how Antonio didn't go to Malania Sweet sixteen, and Melissa said.
She had a competition that she couldn't miss.
Melissa says, Teresa goes so low that her niece is doing something wrong. I mean, here's the part I I one hundred percent agree with Melissa here, except we have to also remember Melissa said, I have to actually read this because I won't remember. Melissa has said her niece's hate in their hearts, claim they had to move to be in a different school from Teresa's daughter, and that she and Joe weren't on their podcast saying put food on the table for Teresa's girls.
So you kind of can't take the full high road.
Well, and by the way, by the way, it's Antonio. But by the way, I am team especially now Melissa one thousand percent. One thing that I really like about Joe and Melissa is they do not put their kids in the middle, and they do not say bad things about Teresa to their kids. Yeah, and it's just like it's non stop. It's like, don't put don't get the kids involved, don't do it. Did you think she was saying that to be shady.
Should she have brought that up.
I think she was bringing that up to just once again make Melissa look like she doesn't try hard to make things happen.
That their families are close.
But she said, like competitive team race at racing, doy, I have more a second racing on the rain. Competitive teams like you know, cheerleading or whatever it is. She said, you can't miss two days. If you miss, you're off the team. And she also said they were in Philadelphia.
I don't know how off far Philadelpha. I don't know how far that is about something, but I think this is the thing.
I also am not one of those people that get super offended by somebody not attending something.
If like even last night, it's Edwin's.
Birthday dinner and in order for us to have Bella that night, because she's in competitive volleyball, and she had to miss a practice and it sounds like I know, doesn't sound like much, but missing a practice means her coach won't put her into start, which she has a big tournament this weekend. Like, there's a lot of things and emotional stuff that goes through when these kids have to, you know, they commit to a sport or school or whatever.
They're trying to.
Teach those kids discipline, and that's what they're doing. They're trying to teach them.
If you miss, you're out.
And obviously Antonia is good at what she does. She's very involved, doesn't want to miss and sorry, Teresa's like, oh, tit for tet?
Well, no, she's.
Whenever Melissa tries to explain herself, Teresa shuts her down, Oh tit for tet? Oh you got to bring that up? Well, why is it okay for Melissa to Teresa to bring it up?
That's the point Teresa.
I think Teresa kind of plans out what she's gonna say and then doesn't plan out the next step of that somebody is gonna have a rebuttal, and then once they have a rebuttal, she's just furious, yeah, because she's like.
Oh shit.
But then Melissa calls Joe and tells him about what Teresa said, and.
Joe says that.
He feels like she's gone too far and pretty much says like I feel like, you know, she's trying to get us not to go to the wedding.
So we're the bad guys, which ends up we know happening. Yeah, so.
Then they're all then they all get you know, there's there's some fun parts of this episode. They get super drunk. We learned that Jack he is like excellent at chugging. I mean that logger. I can't Oh, I couldn't have done that. And then just dripping down her face and then gen O over her white shirt.
I'm sorry. I love to win, but that's taking it a touch too far.
Well, the good thing about being downtown and Dublin like that they have little stores everywhere. Because I had a sweater on in Dublin and I get clusterrophobic and hots and all that, I had to run into the store and get a nice green Welcome to Dublin t.
Shirt to film in.
But then my final question, my final thought as we finish up Jersey, is how long do you think jen Aiden was on Urban dictionary dot com until she found buggle loss.
No, she was like this, I gotta find a word.
I gotta find it. Buggle off. That's it.
Okay, nobody knows what that means. Okay, that's what we're using.
She didn't know what was. She did not know what was.
She was for a second she was after she said it, and then everybody and even I laughed because Jackie's like, I don't even know what that is.
Clay like, essentially, I'm the smartest when.
He was Oh my god, when she said that, that was such a subtle shade. It wasn't even funny. She's like, she's like, I don't even know what that is. I thought it was hilarious, hilarious.
I thought that that dinner was good.
And Andy did get her on Watch What Happens Live. He had all these words I've never heard of in my life.
And we should get a list of those words.
Oh my god, Jackie knew a few of them, but she's like, huh, this is crazy, like words you've never heard ever.
I probably wouldn't know ninety nine percent of them.
I don't think one hundred percent of them you would know. Trust me, these were words I've never even heard of.
You could also tell how pissed Teresa was when Jen Fessler threw the drink in her hair.
I know you could see she held it in because she was like, I know, she's like my blowout, it was what was lost the entire true.
What do you think about fifty plus wearing extensions all the way down to your waist?
I think I can't judge extensions because sometimes I wear ridiculous ones, and so.
I think, I mean, I think for us we're too petite like to have the hair that comes all the way down. I mean, wait, but hair down your butt. That's a lot of hair. Do you imagine having to Yeah, I might be lost.
I think when it's that much hair and it's like actually in your head, not clippings, it's got to be really painful, That's.
All I know.
Because I even get and like two hours to dry oh with those with those waves, if you don't dry them completely at the root.
Oh, then they get it. I've learned the hard way. Guys.
Yeah, but fan thoughts are Teresa should have never brought up antonia, right.
Danielle is starting to bug wish Jenfessler was a housewife.
I think she will be.
Yeah, it's the same fights over and over.
I mean, all things that we agree with. I think.
I feel like after this reunion, there's gonna be some big things that are going to shift around.
And then there's gonna be a shakeup.
For sure.
I think there's gonna be a shakeup. So if you could choose, would you rather have Jackie and Jen Fessler be housewives or Danielle.
And Rachel Jackie and Jen? Yeah? Me too.
Yeah, So that means come on, like, listen, we liked you, Rachel when we had you on.
Keep bringing it.
But you can tell she has some like perfectionism, like I can say because it's how I am as well.
But you can see she's really in her head. You could tell even when.
She's like, well, I had that moment where I laughed, you have to and then they had to pan to a random moment and.
To let loose like Teddy in Rome or wherever you were? Where were you Italy?
I agreed, Yeah, I don't know. What did you get liquered up when you filmed the other night?
I did not get I had like, yes, glasses of champagne. No, I was not tequila terry. I was champagne terry.
Three glasses three that well, that puts me over the edge.
Oh not not when you're I mean I started at five and ended at eleven.
Okay, that's a long time. That's a long time, but you know, it's a long time.
What the Real Housewife's Ultimate Girls Trip? This season seemed like it lasted forever. I'm gonna be honest, it wasn't my favorite season of Ultimate Girl's Trip. Carlos King did a podcast about it, and he said, which made sense.
All these girls that are on it are fairly new to the game, the housewife game.
They were just kind of new, so there's a lot of people weren't invested in them yet.
So I don't know.
I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it.
Well, my question is, do you think this season was just an ad for class ale.
Yeah, even when Pepsi came in at the end like holding the bottle and they're all like, oh okay, so then we get.
Marisol says casting did a great job for Miami since four OG's cast are still on the show. Alexia disagrees since they weren't on TV for eight years and thinks the group didn't make sense. Alexia brings up how her and Marisol just finished season five and feels Marisol needs to stick up for her and.
Her back as a bestie.
She too has that mob mentality, loyalty, and you know what, Teddy, and I hope that you're the same as me.
I think you are. If I'm doing something and.
I'm being a dick, like, let me know if I said something that wasn't correct, let me know.
That's what friends do.
If I felt like everyone was coming at you, I would at least say, guys enough, hear her out. I'll do that because I do care about you, and I think it is unreasonable to believe that if two best friends are hanging out together that that person isn't going to always try to protect them to some capacity. That being said, I will call you out for being an asshole, but for sure I will be in a position where I.
Always would want to protect you as well.
There's a balance, and you can hate me for it, but also I want you to think about your real friendships. They are the same way. They'll call you on your shit. Yeah, but if people are coming for you, they're going to have your back.
But Alexia makes it sound like, you know, if I do something, you have to do something. If I'm having a party and I don't want somebody there, you can't have that person there, Like it's the same Theresa mentality, and it's just I don't want people that are going to lick my asshole.
I want people that are gonna be honest with me.
My favorite part which reminded me why I originally used to like Heather when Heather says being a third wheel, Like, don't worry, I don't mind being a third wheel here. I've got a heart of stone. This is the Heather I want to see. I want to see the like self deprecating and funny, not the like sad sick off like, oh.
Yeah, I would like to see Heather on the pole.
Well now apparently so do. I Like she needs to like get it in.
But you saw Whitney on the pole.
She's good. Yeah, I mean we've seen her on the line. I know she's really good. I'm like, wow, I don't know.
But what about the like juxtaposition between the two sprinters, Like what sprinter would you rather be?
Well, I'd rather be singing Candace's song and dancing with the girls and over there fighting.
You know.
We finally got to see Marisol and Alexia bicker and it was just, yeah, we've.
Got one bus where Leah Whitney and Heather and Candace are like choreography, this fun, you know, yeah whatever to Cannae's song, and then the other one. We've got Giselle executive producing. Another fight Like I know now.
With executive producing, it's too much.
I'm sorry.
I've said it a million times, Like I like somebody you have. There's a fine line. I move story along for sure, I do that, but at her level it's obvious what she's doing.
She needs to talk it down because you have to have fun in the midst of it.
So if you're not alsof like like I.
Think that Portia also can move storyline quite well, but she does. She's organically fun. She's also having fun.
So if you're fun and you're really likable, it's less jarring to the to the app.
It's like her version. She's kind of like the version of Teresa. Like I said earlier, like you you can only do this, you can't do that. You can't say anything against me.
You have to be by my side, you can't like no, I don't like that, sorry, but.
I feel like she feels like the only reason Maris is still there is because of her, and she dangles that over Marisol.
Well, I was very team Marisol until the very end of the episode.
Well me too, because Marisol had to step in in order so that Alexi would forgive her.
I actually was very.
Shocked how much when they were on the pod and listen, they have a new podcast.
You guys should definitely listen.
I think they're going to have in you know, their their vibe will be different versus when they were with us. I was shocked how much Alexia delegated the conversation, like shed yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Like Marisol really takes a back seat.
But when we watch Miami, Marisol, well.
Sometimes co hosts talks so much that you can't get a word in. You know, it's kind of hard to talk, and you get used to just saying nothing.
Oh Tamber, Well, sometimes when one podcaster does a little bit better research.
The ship, you could touch cut the tension in a room.
If I hadn't had my Vina, then who knows what would be happening.
Hey, I'm learning to just insert myself.
Then then I get the messages.
You cut Teddy off too many times this episode.
That's it.
We can't win either I don't shut up or Tarma cuts people off.
Suck a duck. We want to know what's upsetting to me?
Why Alexia and Marisol wore the same dress and different colors and the professional and then why I wore the same dress in a different colored to the Neon Carnival.
You're right, I didn't know. I didn't realize. I didn't know that dress came in black. Isn't that what Marisol wore?
A black one, Marisol warton black, Alexei Wharton pink, I wart and green, whatever the.
Chick Ariana wore to the MTV Awards.
It's everywhere. Yeah, you can't escape. We all shop at Revolve. It becomes problem. Well, how about this if you comment below and you'd like the green.
Dress that I wore that every other housewife was born at a certain given time, and I will send it to.
You because I will never put this dress on again. Nars. By the way, you as you know, I don't remember. It's an eight and it's just.
It's just a netting with underwear and a brath.
Yeah. No, I like, there's app What am I going to do with it? Where it again? Where to pick up my kids from school? I would to see Edwin wearing it.
Oh, and I'll get Eddione to wear too. Yeah, well, oh, by the way, Eddie was watching, Uh, I don't know one of Edwin's tiktoks or not TikTok Instagram, oh, video stories or something, and he's like starts laughing, and I'm like, what he's like that, Edwin.
He's such a cool cat.
He's such a cool cat.
Oh, he was so cute last night his birthday.
But do you guys think or do you think that Marisol wouldn't be on Miami if she wasn't friends with Alexia.
Then I think she will.
I like Marisol, I really really like her. I feel like I would like to see her away.
From Alexi a little bit.
I'd like to see what would happen if they weren't friends for a hot second, and how she would interact with other people on the show, because you know, people said that about Vicki and I like when we were together, we always had each other's back and nobody could break us apart and all that. Well, not all the time, but a lot of the time, and people wanted to see us apart.
Well, speaking of being a part I love my segues, guys, I know you love them too.
I did.
Somebody must have given Leah some wake the fuck up in the ivy when she was in the hospital, because she came back a new person, and then I felt kind of guilty.
I was like, shit, maybe she just was really sick the whole time she came back, and she was on point. She was she really was our point. Which party are you talking about? At the very end, when.
She I guess before we even get there, I guess we have to talk about court in sessions.
Oh my god, that would and that came out. First of all, Let's back it up to the very beginning. When Giselle talks to Pepsi and says we.
Need to talk.
I'm like, ad, fuck, I need the bottle of tequila on a big board and we're going to display it.
And I'm like, oh god, really, yeah, it's just stupid. It's a stupid idea. I'm sorry, it's just the whole bottle. And I didn't care about any of it. And I did, and I did.
Appreciate finally Candace having her moment where she was able to say what she truly felt.
But you're you're bottling your booty hole, is what she said. Put You're bottling your booty hole. And I'm like, only from Candace. I mean, why were the girls so quick to blame Candace?
Uh?
I think because that's who Jiselle had the biggest issues with. And even though we didn't really fully see them go at it as much as they normally do on Potomac, I think that was but I think, you you know, we saw a lot of you know, they're trying to wrap it all up in a bow for us, all the friendships are reunited. I'm ninety nine percent sure that the reunion of Salt Lake is after this ended, right, So I don't think that Bad Weather is still together.
No, and that whole Bad Weather and what was the thing with the freaking why was getting a mask? What was that one was a wolf and one was a chicken? I don't know, I'm weird.
I don't understand that, you know, I felt bad. This whole conversation at the table about the bottle went on on non you know, and then Cannis breaks down and says it's hard to trust Gazelle, which is complete, which I completely agree with, Like you never know what's going to come out of that woman's mouth. But then what really brooke Mahart was Marisol saying that she brought a coffee line that her mom, Mama Elsa. You know, they did together and it didn't really make it, but you know, it was still special to her.
Went missing. So my question is, like, who over there was stealing things?
Well, we know who took the bottle. I don't think anyone was stealing things. I think Marisol may have forgotten to pack the coffee.
I think that.
I think so, or it may have gotten taken out in customs because most of the time you can't travel with that.
Oh, maybe it was. And then Alexia says to her, she kind of calls me out and says, we haven't seen it since we've been here. It's like, oh, way to have her.
Back, because I have had I've traveled on housewife trips and brought something that I didn't know that I could bring, and then all of a sudden I get there and I'm like, oh, it's.
Gone, so yeah, like my two designer bags.
Yeah, but so who knows. But then we get they go back, they change into the outfits, they're all getting fitted. They all look beautiful. This is the most beautiful setting. After they you know, they get there, then Alexia strikes again when she comes for Whitney.
The issue that I have is like you the way she says it, Oh you're talking about at that end at the dinner.
Yeah, I mean, I mean other than Alexi, I mean pretty much. These are the things Alexia did earlier at the lunch she said that Marisol's wedding doesn't count, marriage doesn't count because it's fake or something like that, like or doesn't count, Like.
Why doesn't Why doesn't her marriage count? I don't know. And she said that Marisol takes too many pills.
Like there was lots of allegations where I don't think Marisol said anything back bad to my knowledge, she just kind of defended herself. Then at the dinner when they all get there, they're actually kind of having a nice time.
Leah's says that she, you know, she's happy to be back.
They all do their things, and then Alexia starts coming for Whitney.
Oh my god. By the way, Alexia, weed is legal, so stop.
The one thing that really pissed me off is Giselle saying something like you you can't judge if Whitney wants to do drugs in front of her kids, that's her choice. Whitney never said that, and that was Giselle's that was being fucking bitch.
Yes, And I like, that's mean.
Like, nobody ever said she was doing drugs in front of her kids in her to be her passive aggress and basically saying, if Whitney wants to do drugs in front of her kids, that's her choice.
She never said that.
She said, I have an open relationship with my kids, and I tell them what's wrong, what's nice wrong.
Like and but to imply that she did. But also Alexia.
Trying to call Whitney out for smoking pot on TV while there's a whole documentary.
Called Cocaine Cowboy about her ex husband. Is rich? Is her husband the father of those kids?
Or no?
Is it different? Yeah? I think so, oh it is? Yes, Obviously. The point is like why are why do you care?
Like if Whitney, what is the difference between, you know, tearing apart somebody's character and how they are as a mother? That's better than getting on a striper pole while you're on TV. I mean, yeah, there are things I wish weren't out there, like the fact that I may have allegedly had s with a n aalist actor and it was on Jeff Lewis.
Live on the internet when my kids at the new A.
I A, I don't know what you're talking about, but you know what, there's a lot of things that we do on the show that of course you don't want your kids to see or whatever. But I also have a very good relationship with my kids in the house and we talk about things and they know.
Right from wrong. So like it's I don't know.
I did like the Porsha went like, hey, don't mom shame, don't judge somebody the way they raise their kids.
I think that Porsha, you know, I think Porsia has a good amount of both sides. Like you can tell when she doesn't like somebody, and she's not going to be fake about it, but she also is.
Going to stand up for something that seems wrong. But Leah also, that's a good friend.
Yeah, that's exactly what we were talking about earlier. So kudos to you, Portia. But Leah made a good point, and then everyone jumped down her throat like Alexia jumped down her throat, and then Marisol stepped in and made it even worse for Whitney, and I'm like.
Both of you like it. Just it's I mean, would.
Marisols say if she respected her family, she wouldn't be on a strip of poll on television. Yeah, Marisol's I felt that the episode until that, like that's not nice, Like that's I mean.
I think she was doing it just to show Alexia. I have pably because because I think Alexia sometimes. I don't think Alexia is malicious. I think she just sometimes doesn't think things through and she just kind of jabs it out there and then she wants she needs Marisol's help to fix the problem. But sometimes Marisol doesn't agree with her, because how can you agree with her?
Yeah, I mean she's friends with Larsa who sells pictures on OnlyFans and she's got kids. Does she go after her?
No?
I feel like she actually did the opposite. Yeah.
I do love that the two girls really stuck up for Whitney, and it was just.
Like I like that.
Then Pepsi, Like the kind of final thing at this nice place with the lily pods and everything was Pepsi coming in on the glosse azul bottle piece for everyone.
Candace says, we are rewarding demon behavior. She just says all the right things all the time. I just love her.
Yeah, She's like, may also may she rest in peace or don't.
Since she got her bottle of tequila. She had said that there was no bottles of tequila anywhere. It took three weeks to get there. But Pepsi he can get KFC, he can get bottles of tequila, he can get anything.
He just can't get a wife.
I guess Pepsi aka shed Media. We need to get Pepsi on the pod. We need to talk to him.
I know we DMed him, but he's been traveling. Yeah.
Then we get to the final morning Alexia. Of course, Whitney's the first one down there. Then Alexia comes.
Down a sincere apology. Yeah for her sincere apology. I do. I do think she meant that apology. Yeah, I do too.
I do think when she says something wrong, instead of immediately realizing she says something wrong, she doubles down.
And then goes on to say like she's never smoked pot, but her son smokes pot.
Yeah, I mean clearly, because then they panned a Whitney saying like Whitney's like, I'm not gonna let this crumb go unnoticed. She's like it wasn't her son the one that got in trouble for allegedly kicking the homeless man.
I'm like, and then they put the news article up.
I'm like, oh gosh, yeah, we're all just slang and shit everywhere because we're pissed.
Do you think that Pepsi's going to get another show?
He should?
He should actually a breakout star. He's a breakout he should go. He should be on each girl's trip.
He should like he was than the guy that was Marco Marco.
Yeah, yeah, Mark Marco wasn't like Marco wasn't an integral part of the show for me.
No, And then Marco afterwards went on social media and started bashing people on the show, like that's not smart. I'm sure you signed an NDA when you got that job.
You know he's an actor and you knew what you're getting into, dude.
So the girls at the end closing credits, all that we see Whitney and Heather laughing and saying, nobody check the outdoor show.
No. But first yeah, but first they show in the confessional. So at first I thought it was.
Leah. They had it the entire time, because Leah gives the hospital. Huh, she probably had it at the hospital. No, but she gives it to.
Candas And this whole time I was like, oh my gosh, hell smartly, you had to be the one that hides it because whatever. But then they did another pan like you have to keep watching, and it shows Whitney and Heather have had it all along.
They headed in the outdoor shower.
I think when they got back from the sprinter bus that a couple episodes, maybe it was last episode, and Whitney went running into the house before everybody. I think she grabbed it and stashed it somewhere. That's what I think I did. I heard two weeks ago that Heather and Whitney knew that bottle.
Was Yeah, so of course, I mean, but the fact that we have thank god, I mean even the biggest.
Part of the entire season was the freaking bottle.
Yeah, and Pepsi and Pepsi.
I have a feeling that the next Ultimate Girls Trip is going to be.
A little bit better, you think, Okay, Now we have fan thoughts, which switching between the two cars was so funny. I liked better than season one. Oh someone liked it better than season one, which tam Lucky for you, that's not the one you were on season two.
Uh huh.
And then if Giselle wants to be a producer, she should ask Bromo.
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you. It's just too much. It was a lot.
All the fan thoughts are basically what we talked about.
Yeah, so, but my question is for you what happens next? So now we've still got Jersey, but then what's coming in to fill this slot?
Atlanta? Okay? Yeah, all right. I'm actually really excited about Atlanta and speaking up, Marlowe Hampton will be on Monday.
I can send all of your fan thoughts now because we are going to ask her everything.
We're allowed to ask without getting in a lot of trouble. And so I am. I am headed to LA tomorrow. Oh you are.
I'm headed to LA for the night because we are doing a celebrity family feud see against Atlanta Airs in summertime.
So I'll see Marlowe. I would imagine.
Yes, I don't know who's coming from the cast at six from ours. I'm assuming it's six from theirs. They had so many friends last year they had like I feel.
Like, did you have people pod? Did you ever pod with Drew? Or did I just do the podcast with Drew.
On you you did know we did do one with Drew and then you did another one when you with the husbands.
You were traveling. Yeah, I had a couple. Yeah. Yeah.
So anyways, if she's there, make sure that you give her a big hug for me.
Well I will.
I know, I feel bad for her. I hope she's doing okay, but we'll find out. I wish you were in town because you're.
All going out after I know, well, you better go tomorrow night. We're going to Nobu with a few I was gonna say, Noble or Craigs, Which one? Which paparazzi hotspot? Are you guys going to? Oh wait, is no paparazzi hot spot? Yeah I didn't. Oh really, I didn't know that.
Only reason that I wanted to go there is because I got sent a.
Big gift certificate for Delicious. Also, yeah, I want to go there too.
And then Shannon's going to go and oh fun a few other house.
I have a little bit of fomo, but I'll be to go. I'll be into Macula.
And then I reached I definitely reached out to Chara have a cocktail together at the hotel.
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