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It’s a Family Affair

Published Aug 16, 2022, 1:32 AM

The Twots are sipping champagne breaking down the juiciest Housewives stories.Dorit and Mauricio?!! That’s a headline we didn’t see coming… Teddi weighs in on her two BFFs.Should Melissa leave RHONJ in the midst of all her family drama??Plus, Tamra’s ex, Simon, is single and CUT Fitness is closing... oh my!And, a RHOA debate the Twots can’t agree on — how do you feel about Sanya’s husband!?

Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon can't and camera Jedge. Hi, guys here we are back again too. Cheese and a pod, myself, Teddy Melon camp, camera Judge with drink in hand this morning and beautiful Laguna Beach. Cheers. We've got a little apparall for it. Did you take a slip or you've been eight years? No, because I have so many cords around me. Every time I move, I ripped something out, so I'm not trying to get myself. We can't do all the things because apparently you can see this was a little bit of a rush job. I just drove in from l A this morning and we are sign arrived, our two teas in a pod sign But of course I couldn't figure out how to actually plug it in, and there's like a big seashell behind me, and so I tried to cover with what you can all. You did an amazing job, you really did, Oh my gosh. So tell me why you're in Laguna Beach. I'm in Laguna Beach because this is, you know, for any of you guys out there who are entrepreneurs, are starting new businesses or anything like that, something I consistently do is ask people who run businesses that I respect, and I don't ask what I need to do, but I ask what works for them? And I said, what is it that you do for the people that work you know, with you and for you that keeps them happy? And this this businessman, his name is Rick Kurts. He said to me, when was the last time you didn't experience with your senior executive team? And I was like, m I mean more than every room call, you know, because normally I do I'll do incentives for the entire company, but very rarely do I do small So this is a treat. So it's a treat for the senior team because you know which he was right. He was like, if you're senior, you're all in. All the girls that help you with your business, the senior team for all in. And he's like if they're happy, that trickles down and and and I was like, well, how do you make people happy? He's like, your time. So we are here at the Montage and Laguna for two days, which is beautiful. I'm surprising them with a yacht trip tomorrow. Stop it. Yes, um Eddie Judge is giving us a workout in the morning. Also, surprised. So we're doing all that, Um, how's everything with you? Good school starts tomorrow. Sophia's in her senior year, so that's exciting to me. Although still no driver's license, and so I keep saying, please just study and I'm going to take you to take your permit. She took it once and she failed it, and she doesn't want to go back and do it again. So I'm like, I can't be driving you to college, like you have to get your driver's license. Why can't she do like hobskip drive? What the hell's that? That's the uber for kids where it's like it's actually I've never even heard of that, but I there's something to be said about putting your child in a car with a stranger, but this one is all it's you track the car. It's all like license as there going across the border of Mexico, we can track them. Oh my gosh. No, I won't do that. I don't let her uber. This is not Uber. I don't let my kids. Well I haven't done this for anybody anyone there too little, but all of my friends that have teenagers they do hop skip drive because it's it's supposedly very very safe. Anyways, this is not an ad for hobskip drive. If you're raising your kids around all the time, damn you the things that you haven't just need to drive. God, damn you couldn't even remember that we were in podcasting today and I told you last night, Like, by the way, I've got a lot on my mind right now. I know. My schedule is very full, but very full that you know, but not too full for the Twine. No, I have Sundays and Mondays off. So okay, we are going to start this episode with fan questions that came from my Instagram. These are not made up. These all you guys sent them in this morning. Um. First one, Um, do you agree with Melissa and Joe not going to the wedding? Well, obviously there is a reason why they didn't go. We don't know. We only know what we read on the internet. So I'm assuming I know joean Melissa, and I feel like something bad happened and I heard, you know obviously on Instagram did something bad happened at the season finale? So if they're in a huge fight, why are you gonna go? Yeah? I think if there's toxicity, why would you want that at your wedding anyway. UM. But also I think Teresa, you know, regardless of what happened at that finale, made it pretty clear about how she felt about Melissa leading up to it by bringing in Jennifer Aiden and Dolores says her bridesmaids and not her sister and not her sister in law. I mean she I think she's threw the first down for sure, And I don't think it's any secret. As much as they try to get along and act like they're close, they don't look close, Like the camera doesn't lie, you can tell they're not that close. And when you saw which congratulations. Teresa is getting a podcast, which there is room for all of us, so we were excited for her. Now the girl that she's doing the podcast with Melissa, I've done her podcast before. Oh yeah, she's asked me, I think. And then she reached out to you that co hosting on our podcasts are being on our podcast so like when you were unable to do it, she would want to come on and cover with us. So she's been in the housewife world for a while. Um. And then Teresa posted something with us on the page, Oh the shade, the shade where it was like implying that her podcast had gotten number one. So we were all confused. We're like, how's this happened. We're asking our bosses, like did this actually happen? If it did, great, she had a lot going on right now. I was excited to listen to it. I was excited to listen to it as well. But then we realized once we click it was the number one, but it was only one minute long, saying that she was having and and the way you know if a podcast has staying power, which we hope she does, is after a you know, a couple of weeks or months, because at the beginning of a podcast, we learned this, there's like an algorithm that kind of puts you out there. UM. But thankfully we're still we're still crushing it. We want her to crush it as well. But we did have to laugh about her posting us below her for the one minute. So the day after her wedding, sits on UM but I she built you great. UM. Melissa's very experience in the podcast world done. But also in her intro she said, I'm gonna be co hosting with my girl Melissa, and then it goes not that one shade shade, Yeah, so I mean to put that in your actual intro. That means you're you're really acting on what's in the media certain time. Okay, Um, the next question I guess is for me, when am I going to do my retreats again? You know, I'm doing this one with my coaches, just a small group of coaches, and then we'll see what happens every time I go to schedule a big retreat like the last ones I had, something happens with COVID and like people can't travel, so you know, oh, our bosses just sent us a message. Just so you guys know. Even for the one minute intro, TWATS is in seven and they're in number nine. But also it goes down. We were number one a couple of days ago. It just goes down throughout the week because we haven't had a podcast. So that's what it is. Okay. Next question is will we be covering the Real Girlfriends of Paris? Now that's a new show on Bravo, right right, But it's what do you think should we I think we should watch it and if we're obsessed with it, have like a guest on and talk about overall the show, but we won't be breaking it down episode by episode unless we like it. Unless we love it, and when does it air? Soon? I think it airs soon because I've been seeing the ads on Sling like seven, so we'll have to see. I actually started getting jealous that we don't cover um below deck because it's been looking really juicy it. Do you guys want us to do it? Yeah? Would you guys want us to cover more than just housewives? Um? Or do you want us to solely stick to house I've send that into us and let us know, Uh, out of curiosity, how many d ms do we get per day? Oh? My gosh, Well, you know there's an unknown file. Well there's a plus ninety plus ninety nine. I don't know why it's that, but I have thousands ends in there. I get maybe fifty d M s a day just on my normal and in thousands over them. But I also have somebody that, UM, we'll go through a bunch and tell me like, this is one that you should answer like yeah, yeah. So if just so you guys know, if you send us a d M and we're not following you or I've never had a conversation with you. We won't see we won't see it. It goes into a whole other file. And the only time I usually go into it is like if I'm on an airplane or it's like where something really bad is happening. Then I'm like, I gotta see how bad life is. I don't. I don't only if I have like extra time to go through it. And sometimes like big brands reach out to yeah no, and then I'm like what I miss And then I'll look and it was like from six months ago or something like that. So we a lot, but we do our best. Um, Okay, this one we've kind of talked about before. But if we were on the same show, do you think our friendship is solid, solid enough to hold slay what? We will be so scared? Yeah, because we're better together. We're better together, And I think that we have enough of different views, but enough of like this is my girl. I will find for her, Like we can call each other out, but we can do it in a way like not in like hateful yeah, and not in a way that I can never talk to you again, in a way that sometimes I'm like ship that's stung because she's actually right or vice versa. I say, come on, I see, Oh my gosh, we will see about that. Oh, here's the next one. Do you do you all see the interview Vicky did with Kelly. I did not because I think you have to pay for that, right. There are some clips um that were um, just on social media. Yeah, I'm trying to remember what they were. I don't think I think she mainly it was like if you're gonna if you're not willing to pay for the goods, which I think, um, and then something about Taylor Armstrong, but about me coming back into the arms. I'm coming back. Kelly did do an interview just recently and it was UM with Jack from the Daily Mail and she had she knew I got mad about it. So she sent me a d m R text and she's like, are you mad at me? And I said, I don't love what you said. Like. She went on a podcast and she said she repeated what another person had told her. That was at that's on my cast that there is possibility for Kelly come back because Tama trashed Bravo the two years she was off and they asked her back. So don't be surprised if you get asked back. And I said, where have I ever trashed Bravo? Please show me? Give me like an never? Never did you? Never did you kick a gift foot? What is this saying gift horse in the mouth? Yeah, I I never did that. I always said that I was you know, I did I trash maybe some of the cast members. Yeah, but that's not trashing Bravo. And you know, oh real. The Real Girlfriends Affairs premiere September five. And by the way, Kelly text me yesterday she was at a bar and she was hanging out with my ex husband, Simon on purpose. Um. Yeah, She's like, hey, Simon's here at the house. I go, what's he doing at your house? And she goes, no, it's a bar in Newport And I said, oh interesting, and she she said, well, I'm gonna go talk to him, like okay, And then she started texting me. She's like, gossip, gossip, I gotta talk to you. I gotta talk to you, like he gave me so much gossip. And then she called me. Really wasn't anything I didn't know, but just he had talked to her about the kids and who's talking to him, who's not talking to him? And what's going on in his life, and evidently he's single. I found out from Kelly dog I had a girlfriend, the same girlfriend since I him and I split up. So I was like, I've seen a picture of going deep down that rabbit hole. So I was like, oh, well, thank you for that news. I don't know what I'm gonna do with it nothing, but okay, Well, speaking of Kelly Dodd, did you see what went viral? I don't know how long ago this, Kelly, Kelly, what do you do now? How long ago this took place? But it's I think they're leaving Craigs or somewhere in l A. Oh. And I saw that paparazzie is taking is interviewing David Foster, and then you see Kelly like trying to be funny and like make a joke, and she's like, I'm gonna hop in right here, and he's like please, please don't get in, and you just see see like she was like I was trying to make a joke with you, and then David Foster is like, do you guys even know who that is? And they're all like yes, well he's like this, please don't don't wrong camera and camera not all I'm thinking, is dude, you probably whoever he was married to at the time, I don't even know, Like you probably have so many cheating rumors going on. That's probably what it was. And he's like, oh god, I can't have you seen with another woman? Code Red got away from me. Um, yeah, but that was He definitely seemed a touch panicked by that. I thought it was funny. I thought it was funny too. Um, what else are they saying on the ground they want to know? Tamera saw the Tamera saw the post selling all gym equipment? What happened to cut? Um? I can't really talk about it, but we are closing down and I'm just gonna leave it at that, Okay, So you'll have to tune in to see more on Yeah. Um, this one is for me, Teddy. How do you feel about garselves constant comments about Erica and alcohol? We talked about We've talked about this on the pod. I think the biggest thing is if somebody is truly concerned for somebody's amount of drinking, is she reaching out off camera? Is she being there for her as a friend, But on the flip side, ourselves doing her job right, she is drinking. We were filming together and you're drinking a lot, and I had to come to you and say you're an alcoholic right then? But then I would hope the first time, yeah, of course, But then if you weren't also checking on me and being like, how are you doing and making an effort, then I'd be like, you, you don't actually really even care if I'm an alcoholic. You're just so big implications like that, you know, I mean, those are big words I said to diagnosing somebody with a disease or whatever, like you, you shouldn't do that. Um. And I cannot give one hit about this season. Um, not talking about the season. Yeah. So that that's about all the things that we can discuss right now. Plus we have a lot of housewife headlines. Why don't you take the phone? Oh my gosh. The first one is a doozy Kim Zosiac's daughter Ariana arrested on suspicion of d u I and hot with her high school boyfriend in Georgia. Arianna has been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. The twenty year old daughter under ridge of the Real Houses of Atlanta, Kim Zolsiac Berman Berman, as I said, was booked. Bierman was booked in jail earlier in the early hours of Saturday morning, after she and On and Off boyfriend ut Sin were arrested around one am. They are charged with three mistmeters driving under the influence of alcohol and in proper erratic lane changes, in under under age possession purchased alcohol. So they were released with five thousand dollars bond um Mcaloy Hudson was arrested for allegedly driving uner the influence, which doesn't make any sense to me. And we need more information on this because if she was driving well he like it depends on the state, but it could be she may have not been the she could have been drinking and not driving. But if you're under age, that's also in Let's see what is she arrested for, booked the hours after she had and on and Off boyfriend they were It just says on and off her and the boyfriend were arrested. Okay, so we don't know, we're not clear on who was driving. Um but she's denying these allegations and how do you do not I don't know. You can refuse to take a breathalyzer well that's a red flag right there. Correct I've ever heard, but just guys, I mean I don't even drive in general, just don't drink drive. And this is one of mom's worst nightmares is to have your child booked on a d UY because you would think that we would taught them better not to drink and drive, right And and this isn't even housewife related, but it has made me so freaking sad watching and hesh oh my talk about her death and I'm like heartbroken. And I didn't even like follow her journey or her life or anything like the way she died and what and thank god nobody else was hurt prior to you know, you know, but even her ex that she had like all of these issues for so many years, like they were in and out of court. He even posted something it was yesterday the day before and he was just like me, rest in peace and don't worry. I have our son Like that shows but how about the sun saying like finally you'll have peace. So I obviously I think she's been struggling for a long time. But anyways, back to housewives, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Shari's Zampino concerned that Garcelle plays clean up for Sutton, says she's the common denominator in cast feud reality blurb article how does shari'sambino Garcella's Garcella Garcella's good friend feel about the alliance. During an interview with Page six, the Star asked about Erica's liability warning, Shari answered, I said something very similar to garcel before I knew Erica said it because I kind of watched it. I was a little concerned as Garcella's friends. A lot of what I saw is a lot of her bravado. Sutton's bravado came from knowing garcell had her back. Shari continued, is Sutton is the common denominator and a lot of her issues. Maybe the distance that Garcella feels between the rest of the girls is because of her. She also expressed some empathy for Erica, who she's gotten to know. Now, Okay, I I feel like, and then this is posted and Sharie is getting her ass handed. Her bravado bravado is like your bravado, your strength, like you're okay, um. But this is what I think is confusing to some of the women. My final season Garcella and Sutton did not like each other. Like you've never seen two people have more awkward. It wasn't even despite, it was just like awkward conversations and like Sutton was so offended by Garcella, and Garcella asked how she had her money and like, oh, I remember, yeah, there was so many things, but like if they sat together at a dinner table, like they didn't even speak. So I think what season was that that was not last season, this season before, so two seasons. The season that Genius was on was at your last season, my last season. So that's when Garcela was very close with Denise, and so she didn't need that that other, you know, person because she had Denise. And then I think what happened was after all this went with Denise, she her and Sutton decided to form this friendship. But all of us saw how much they disliked each other before. But it's not uncommon on Housewife. It's for the alliances to change, and they sometimes they change yearly. I hate the word aliands, I know, but it's really what I mean. I get it. My first season, I did not get along for a second with Erica, and okay, yeah, I'm it's coming back like my first season. I we were like oil and water. Like she would snap at me. I didn't know how. I'd never been snapped at before like that, other than by my father. So I had like a really like childlike response to it, but a traumatic sponsored it beside pretend. But um, so yes, it does change, but I don't know that there's something about it either way. She we got it. People are and what are your thoughts on suttain? My thoughts on Sudden are pertaining to the show, not perfect. I think she's good on the show because she is very socially different than every everybody else. I don't know how much of it is an act. I don't know how much of it is her because to be honest, I don't really know her. You don't like even I've talked to her. I've had a million conversations with her, but they've all only solely really been about her kids and her divorce. So if you don't have any so it's not like you hung out with her, you've gone to like off camera, like gone to lunch with her. No. I saw her once at the Beverly Hills Hotel and we're like we should get lunch, so you know, Okay, So you know, I ran into her at watch Her Heaven's Lives and we talked a little bit, and I felt like she was exactly who she was on the show. Is that a good thing or a bad things? I mean, well, I mean she, like you said, no, I thought she was lovely, but I feel like she's a little like quirky, I guess is the word, you know, and a little neurotic, and I felt like that's who she was when I met her. Yeah, I think she's all those things. And I think and I don't think it's a bad thing. I think it's like it's just who she is. I don't think it's a bad thing. I think the hard thing is there's a lot of the times she is joking. So she'll make a joke like you'll see what happened with her and Kyle quite often where she'll make a joke and they get each other's humor. But then when the joke goes the other way, it appears to me that Sutton is offended by jokes, right, yeah, sin Yeah, So I mean, I like, I don't have a problem with her. I think that, you know, but the fact that everyone's turned on Shari because of this opinion. But they've turned I read like hundreds of comments last night during my insomnia because my son son was, you know, doing the throat hold all night, um where they were just like not forget about you, We're done with you now, blah blah blah. Likely you've gone over to the Fox Furst four. Oh you're trying to get your diamond. Like I don't think she's trying to get her diamond. I think she's just trying to say, like, try to not just see sudden side was try to talk to everybody. We got to talk about the Kathy Hilton all right, this one's you. Cathy Hilton explains how she confused Lizzo for Gabbarett, Sita ba right and backlash. Oh my gosh, I knew this was going to happen. The real house is at Beverly Hill. Start. Kathy Hilton explains how she confused Lizzo for Gabret and admid backlash for her mistake. On Wednesday, Kathy was a guest on Which Happens Live along side her co host and friend Crystal Minekof In one of Andy's games called Well, Kathy know them. Cathy referred to Lizzo as Precious, which is the character Gabaret played in the movie of the same of the same name. After being roasted on social media for her mistake, Cathy has broken her silence on the subject. The Instagram account Queens of Bravo captured comments from Cathy setting the record straight. Okay, so one of the comments is, the screen was so far away and my vision is terrible. If you recall, I couldn't even make out who Justin Timberlake or Melissa Ether it was, but you could make out who Vicky Gunbelson and Karen Hugo were just saying so um. Then she commented again to another person the same exact thing. Uh, my vision is awful of the screen was far away, so far away that I couldn't even recognize Justin Timberlake or Melissa Ether. What about Ryan Reynolds were just like the fact that you couldn't recognize him was not upsetting to you as well. I'm not good at that either. I mean I would have recognized Lizzo and I would have recognized Justin Timberlake, I mean, clearly. But I feel like she's backpedaling. Well, Okay, Melissa Gorga has no plans to quit Real Housewives New Jersey amid Teresa. Oh, just you're gonna go in your purse or yeah? No, no, fine, just do what you need to do. You want to change your tampon here too? Oh no, that ship, no mine, I'm okay. Melissa Gorga has no plans to quit Real Housewives of New Jersey amid Teresa wedding drama. Never said I was leaving the full US magazine article said I'm clearing the air. Melissa addressed speculation that she's leaving the Real Housewives of New Jersey amid her tense relationship with sister in law Teresa. After she and her husband Joe discussed their decision to skip the wet Melissa took her Instagram story to dispel the rumors. People are always taking pieces from my podcast and assuming I'm leaving the show. This is how rumors get started. I never said I was leaving the show. I was just clarifying how we felt after a difficult weekend. We have no plans of leaving. Anyone that thought Melissa Gorga was quitting, guys, I cannot. I feel like they're just looking for something, and you know she had to like address it because she's like, oh no, oh no, don't don't let probably think that I'm leaving, Like, don't even put that out there, because you don't want they listen to all this stuff. I know. Did you see, um, the blind item that we were sent on the group text? Yeah, but I can't remember it was okay, so the blind item we got on our group text about everything else? Yeah, it says hold on blind item. On August eleven, as many as three West Coast Housewives will be replay before next season starts filming Number one thirty three and now it's It's breaking it down. It says as many as three West Coast Housewives will be replaced before next season starts filming in a couple of months. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Diana Jenkins, Dreke Kimsley, and Crystal Kung mink Off. Do you believe it at all? I don't know what to believe. Honestly. I always think, like one way in Bravo goes a different way. So I'm like the worst at predicting this stuff. I think sometimes these blind items are right and then sometimes they're wrong. I mean one time there was I think I told you about this, the blind item that said that I um, I was hooking up with Chris, not Pratt. What's the other one, what's the other hot one? Chris? Yeah, I was saying I was hooking up with Chris Evans. Really when did this happen? Why I was married, they said. But like, honestly, I wish I've seen a lot of blind items and I'm like, no, that's not true. So that's much. Sometimes what is a blind item just somebody sent in some kind of information. Yeah that I think they send it to Dumar one of those places. But like sometimes I will read a blind item like that's ad percent true. And then this one actually after I saw the blind item where they were like certain real household hills and his father sings little ditty uh sleeping with Chris Evans, And I was like, I'm reposting this gaglin, and I was like, be jealous because he's on the lookout for a new woman. So I can't. You can't always believe blind items, but I mean half of them are bullshit for sure. That list doesn't completely surprise me. No, Vicky Gumbelson is hurt RHS didn't invite her back with Tamara Bickyson is hurt and she wasn't because she was no asked to return to real houses Orange County and Tamar was so I think he's just saying she misses it, she told she snub. She told Kelly Dunner podcast and Rick and Kelly show, I know they're feeling right now. I think it's two weeks in Tama just got back from Italy became admitted to feeling some resentment about not being asked back. The you know what resentment that's it's not it's not a competition, and it's like when you have a friend, Like if she got asked back, I would definitely be happy for her. Would I be a little sad, Yeah, I'd be sad, but I wouldn't like rain on her parade. I wouldn't be like, why not me? Why not me? What I mean? Like, I would be happy for my friends. But then they did. They didn't forget to leave this part out. The ratings were the best they've ever been when we were on, Vicki said, adding that you get what you pay for. Also, for the record, weren't you also on during that time? Yes, I was, but so yeah, you get what you paid for. Well, you know whatever. I mean. It's definitely been difficult to to film housewife shows in the past couple of years because of COVID all that stuff. So let's let's hope the ratings go up. But who knows. Yeah, that's where we are, Okay. The next one is Dret Kimsley slams miserable Dana Wilkie over Mauricio Umansky affair claim. Drink. Kimsley dragged Dana for insinuating she was having an affair with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co star Chi Richard husband Maricio Umanski. Um She writes, is something so First, Dana Wilkie posts, like an altered photograph of drite like hugging up on Mauricio, and and Dana posts the fans can't stop talking about this thoughts, and then it says credit Karen huger Wig on YouTube. Then derit, but then it says underneath this picture of them they affair to remember as if they had an affair, right, And then Dorit writes, is something wrong with you woman? Or are you just so miserable in your life? You have nothing better to do? You're definitely one of the thirstiest people I've ever seen. I guess. I guess it's just as simple as that. Kyle and More are our friends, and my kids call them uncle and auntie. Do you think this is okay for my kids to see? When it's a disgusting lie. If this is the only way you can make a buck, so be it. But at least have some decency and stop trying to pedal false narratives, especially when you know there is zero truth behind it and your whole motive is just to hurt people for no reasons. It's sad, pathetic and bounded by you in the ass Inevitably doesn't she do this a lot though she wants a reaction from people, which, you know what, so do we? We all do this ship, but you don't like to make up story, but you don't have to make up stories. Clearly dread and well now that I've been reading about it now, it's was like they're switching. They do um they have like a wife swap. Yeah, No, no swingers, they're swingers and with all do Kyle's got the punk end of the with all do? I don't think it's Kyle would do that? Absolutely not like, not only is Kyle like in control of everything, she's not getting it on the p K. They're friend now, he's got your teeth to be a little elevated. But also like Mariso is such a good guy, and they're all in Find My Friends. There is no way there's these secret rondebus. Like not only are each of them on Find my Friends, but so are their kids, so are we Like we're all we all know where everybody is at every weekend moment, so it ain't happening there, and like, guys, just stop there. I think everybody's holding onto that. Like one moment when Gari walked in and like went like this to him or like kissed his shoulders, like they're boning there, boning, Like absolutely, they're not boning and or swinging. That's fine. That happened up with something that sounds that might be a little bit believable. Yeah, because this one, this one ain't it. Um Okay, let's take a little break. We'll get into Atlanta. We are back. Before we get into Atlanta, I think we just needed to talk about all of the women because in this Atlanta episode, Drew goes to the hospital, but she's actually injured she's actually injured. Yeah, she tore her achilles, her opposite foot. I didn't think that was going to be the case. Well, it sounded like she had done it before, so her other foot. I would say that. But but once you've had an injury like that, you know you have it again. Like when I jumped in jacuzzy on camera and broke my foot, I had never broken my foot, but I knew I broke it, like I knew instantly. I heard the snap, I felt the pain. I'm like, it's did you break your full foot or like your toes? No, my full foot? Yeah, like I needed surgery. Did you get the surgery in Mexico? Are you waiting? I did not get the surgery at all, because he told me putting all that metal, and because it was the whole top of my foot was your metatarsal. It was across the whole top of my and they said, if I put metal in there, I will probably never be able to wear heels again because it would be like painful. So I said, don't act like you wear heels, you wear wedges or platforms. I wor platforms and all, honestly, like I wear tennis shoes most of the time. But you know, when I'm filming, I'm gonna wear like heels. Speaking of filming, I am loaning tam a cute dress and I'm like, oh, do you want me to bring the shoes that looked really great with it? And she's like, no, I got to wear one of the platforms. Like, no, you don't know. I do because it's a situation of where we're filming at. I can't say where it's at that it's because of the situation. It's because she needs to work for three sets of y A cell platforms. I either have to be barefoot or well wedges. That's it. There's no in between. I have to be barefoot or wedges. I'm sure. I love that you think that I'm tall. Well, I mean, I'm not going barefoot. No, that's the worst. That's the worst thing you could do. Okay, other people that have visited, Oh we forgot about this one Real Housewives of Miami. Julia and the Hampton's recovering from the vodka she drank the night before. Yeah, she went. She did. She actually go to the hospital. They yes, they came to her and then she went to the hospital. She did go. Okay, I remember they're coming trying to give her a v but I didn't really remember. She went and that was a good one. Oh, this one, this one you can take. Oh my gosh. The real house is Orange County Vicky and Tamar after the a TV accident. I mean, that's not the only time Orange County has gone to the hospital. Vicky has gone to the hospital from Florida because she had a broken um. What she oh, she twisted her ankle, she got to broke her foot. No, she didn't. She went to the hospital an ultimate girls trip. I went to the hospital and I broke my foot. But I actually broke my foot. But also didn't Shannon go when she got calmed in the head, Like, oh, yeah, she did? She did she when she got hit in the head at mirror, Yes, yes, And then I went when I broke my foot in Um Mexico. But I mean it was a it was it was a bad situation. Um from New York. Dorendo went to the hospital after Ramona's birthday party. Sonia was breaking glass and Glasgow and Dorenda's foot. Sonia had to bring Turia. It's Sonya, Sonya. Sonya had to bring Dorenda to the emergency room. This is coming from someone that says, sorry, can you help me type blah blah blah out. I'm like, it's Siri. She's like, you don't call her Alexa. Oh. Real Housewives in Beverly Hills, Kyle went to the hospital after walking into the bee Hive. Didn't happen on Camel Wife filming with an actual crew, but they showed it. Oh yeah, so recent Yeah, when she had to jump into the pool. That's that's serious if you're allergic to be Did you not watch that movie which one don't act like, remember one of the little kids? My girl, my girl? That was just when she died. Oh, I love What was his name? Not a dre shit, you can't remember Thomas Jane Thomas, Thomas Jane. Oh and what was her name? Vada Dada Dada died right, No, Thomas Jane Thomas. She watched I recently watched it with my kids. Um, which brings us to Atlanta. Let's take a little break, we'll come back, and we are back to talk a little bit about Atlanta. Sania is taking everyone to Kingston, Jamaica, where she's from, but Kenya takes her time and says she'll meet everyone there. The bus leaves without her. That's Sanya, s a Sanya, not Sonya. You know what? You know what, Tom ram Ra, go fucking kick rocks? All right, tom Ra take it from here? Okay, what where? Where are way? Did you just talk to? Um? Candy says she's tired of Marlow being a hypocrite and she's disrespecting Ralph. Um Candy's pissed more than wait, pissed, I mean, I live for Candies comments back to Marlow at one point, just shut the funk up, like yes, Candy, Candy Morgan and Marlo is like you're petty, You're petty. I'm like, oh, those are fighting words. Why does Marlowe have to say things so many times in a row. It's annoying. She's annoying. You know what else is annoying? Her new interview Look, I don't know, I don't even She had like a sweater with a cat on it or something weird, like a lion or tiger or something. No one was confusing to me. Her running look at the I fit what tracks the actual ship was she wearing? I own that Calvin Klein braw and underwear, and I don't sprint in it. You don't, maybe you should, but I well, we have to also talk about underwearing and bra Well that's what it looks like to me. Maybe it's something an Olympic thing. No, it's an Olympic thing because she had Drew put on like an Olympic outfit. Oh and she did that just to be like, here, put this on. It was like a size of triple zero. Here try this, Sawny. Can she herself into it? Through is such a good sport? I really am. I feel like kind of in my heart of hearts and I maybe when you can't come on, go find yourself. Can you imagine Drew covering Orange County all of y'all hot messes. I think she'd be good at it. I think she'd be really good. And I have her cell number. Oh okay, okay, you're already you're already on at them. But I really do like how she was kind of teaching Candy how to um oh, and Candy's like rolling her eyes. He's like, oh, shoot me right now, but Candy was they even they start the episode and Candy's already pissed. She's talking to her husband. It's like through the mirror shots, you know, the poor cruise, like hiding outside the bathroom, trying to pretend they're out there to get that shot, and they're both just like what fucking games with Marlowe? Why she's the worst? Um? She is becoming the worst. She. I really have gotten to the point where I could do without her. I realized that somebody posted a seating chart. I don't know if it's real or not real from the reunion. Yeah, I said, I don't believe that it's real, and I could potentially be wrong. I even bet the person ten dollars, you know that person, and he bet me back ten dollars. But supposedly the front two seats are and Marlowe and this is not this is just something that was on Instagram. Is something, Yeah, hasn't announced anything like this. And then on the same side of was it Kenya and then Candy Candy, wasn't it Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that, And then on the other side like its just to me. I was like, oh. And then the other side of supposedly drew and it was in Sonia, Yeah, and it wasn't an official Like when we go to the reunions, there's an actually official chart and it shows so this was not an official chart. This is this is something somebody made up. But now everybody's pretending that it's true because Andy made that one video you know where he makes like his Instagram video next to him, But and all of the mid season trailer type stuff is yeah, but you know what, they could have all been on a break and that's when he does videos like that when everyone's doing bathroom break, and she could have screwed it up next to him. As someone who's always been in a middle seat, never made it to the first seat. I have never scowed. It's better than the last seat. I have never I never once scowed it into the first seat. I never was like but like in a break where people are when I get it, I still wouldn't have been next to him because I still would have been in the middle. You don't lose your seat, well, if you're up and a walking around, you might. And who knows, one seat from the next seat is literally five inches away. She could have been sitting in the second seat. He didn't show her face. You could hear her talking very closely. Okay, well it could have been five inches away. Okay, Well, we're gonna see anyways. Um. Marlowe tries to talk to Candy on the bus and she completely ignores her. Candy is done with Kendy is like, shut the f up, marlow and then Marlo cat like poking her. You're patty, you're really mad. Oh my god, stop it, you're mad. It's like Candy's like, I'm not talking to you. Don't talk to me. Yeah, She's like, Um, then they love an angry Candy. How do you feel about seeing houses where housewives grew up in? Um? I mean, it was a very quick scene, so it didn't bother me, But if we had to go to her that house, I would have been like, that's a hard pass for me. Um. I mean, it gives a little history from where she was talking history, but you can see why Kenya was potentially late to that. Kenya wasn't askehole this this episode. I felt like she was continuously late and she just lately the past couple episode she's kind of it's been buggy. She kind of has the air like I'm too good for this, and I don't like it. You're on an ensemble cast, don't try to be like but also, what I need clarification when they finally do go to the Iye Fit filming, was that not something set in stone because the fact that Kenya and Charay both seemed confused on the departure time. But then when I was thinking, oh, maybe they weren't all taking the same ride, But then I was right because Marlowe said she had to end up taking a car there on her own. I assumed they were all riding together. I feel like this is something. No, I don't think it's like I think there's a gray area here. Yeah, there's something missing there that we don't know about. But I mean, um, Kenya had no problem in taking her own ride the first time to the first event, probably because somebody was like, this is where they all are now, so she think like they the other girls didn't know where they were. And by the way, why they have to be there, they're working. Yeah, I to show off what she was doing, but I think she already was able to have her moment. I really thought it was amazing that after however many years, she was able to run that same loop. Have you seen her body? I know, but like stop she won the gold medal. I think she said forty eight seconds and she did it and like she wasn't a fancy shorts outfit, like a nice outfit, and she did it in sixty seconds, probably with like zero training. Yeah, no, I feel like she trains. You don't have a body like you may work out. She well, she's got muscle memory. So when you constantly work out, and she's probably been working out her entire life, when you get a certain age, like it doesn't take much to get back to where you were. She clearly works out. Her arms are ripped, her stomachs ripped, her legs are ripped, like there's no but she doesn't do that sit at home. I was really impressed by the time. Loved it. But why did only Marlow and Drew have to compete? Because they were the ones that bannered back and forth saying, well I was on the track team and did it up so they I think there was like a backgoing like who could who could do it um faster? And and I really thought that was a tie. I mean their toes were right there. There wasn't a clear winner, but I mean, if you're going to take a picture of it, one foot was past the other, I mean barely. I think if they would have done it again and Drew Yeah, but then Drew broke her foot trying to practice running. Well, she didn't break her foot, but she tore her achilles, which is really she would have been better off breaking her foot. Yeah, tearing her and it's her other foot. That was brutal. Um. But I have to say, while watching it, I kept thinking, no, she didn't, she didn't tear her achilles because she was really chill. But that shows what like a strong person she actually is, because she just really sat there was like, and she didn't have alcohol on her either. Like when I broke my foot, I had like ten shot Sequila in me. So I just remember like the funniest things Like Shannon, I just sitting and I go, I broke my foot, and so we're just sitting there and she's like, what are you gonna do? No idea, I'm just gonna sit here copping at a shot, like because as soon as I got out, I couldn't walk it off. That's how I was. And then once I couldn't walk at all, that was the worst paint I ever felt my life. And then the freaking boot is even worse. Um. So then yeah, we get to the I fit commercial where also, Marlow, why are you being so loud? Like the husband's already struggling to get the sentences out, but she's just so happy to be able to brag that she's thereous and she's obnoxious. Let's just leave it at that. And then how did you feel about the whole display on the boat display of what what do you mean? Like Kenya come can? I realized that Kenya comes on in these like super good moods like hi, I am you know? Like where she oh you mean where they were as she took over the mic and all that stuff up. I mean I thought it was cute. It was fun to see them like dance and do all that. But I mean, Kenya is a lot. But she's either a lot or like crying where she's great blaming everything on her divorce and her right, but when she's crying at that point, so like, I want to know what the like day and a day person is that you're just living with, because yes, well let's you know, what can you call us? Call us? We need to know we need another good, bad and ugly. I didn't event with her one. I was actually a photo shoot, I think for the upfronts and she was very chill, very cool, very fun to be around m But that was years ago. Okay. Then Sanya is annoyed with Sara that she said she was uninvited to the iFIT event. At the dinner table, Kenya and Sharay start arguing about Sonia not inviting them. Sonia's husband stands up at the end and says, don't work with my wife. Yes, And I'm like, yes, yes, yes, I love that. Don't work with my wife. I absolutely hated it. Oh I loved it, Like I was like back and back and back and back back forth. I feel like he said that and that was it. We don't know until next week. I don't think he got involved, but like, don't walk with my wife, but don't stand up and be threatening and show your body as what what are you gonna fucking do? I think he got up and wance away. That's what I think he didn't know. I think he sat back down and they're going to get back to fighting, because that's what they're there to think. But also I do not like to see a housewife husband flex. If he had sat down and said, hey, guys, my wife has been working all day long at I fit she wasn't upset that you weren't there. Let's not hammer her right now. She had a big day. Like I think that don't walk with my wife's is the same thing. It absolutely fucking doesn't. I don't like don't sunk with my wife. I love him, though. Did you like when Will Smith the Chris Ros Yeah, but he didn't know. But he didn't hit anybody. He's just saying, dumb work with my wife. That's it. It's always said he stood up. Okay, maybe he walked away. Don't fucking start with me, Tamera, Like, if you didn't get anybody's face, you don't lean in, you don't stand up, You just sit you don't you And especially I think he was. I think he was annoyed. I think he stood up, and I think he walked away. Well, we'll see you next week for that. That's what I feel. I don't feel he's very like an aggressive guy at all. I felt like he was just like, you know what, I'm out of here, don't work with my wife and goodbye. Right that body movement you just used I would have been fine with. Okay, So you think he was aggressive, Like, I don't like the standout you're not going to work with my wife. I don't like that. Um, did we have to hear about Drew's Husband's book again? How many times do we have to do something that he gave the excerpt at least this time? I know, but I've never seen them promote a house husband's and as if this is the first apparent book to ever come into existence. It's like a weight last book or or you know, helps celebrity that gets pregnant. They do it like pregnancy book. You know what. I was the first Beverly Hills housewife to ever be pregnant on the show, and I didn't get a book. You were the first. I'm the first pregnant Beverly Hill's housewife. Beverly Hill's housewife. Don't that's my one title? Tamp Oh, what funk with my Teddy? I don't sunk with Dove. She was in there, I know because I was in saying no, there's been other babies born. I would rather eat worms and be pregnant and film. No. I would have probably rather eat That's because I literally need like liquid courage to film, like I need to drink. I did that one season sober because I was doing the fitness competition. It was brutal. Brutal. Yeah, pss, fitness competition seems like hellacious to me. And why does everyone need to be so tamed to shut the muscles off, but they're not tam their orange Well, yeah it's not supposed to be orange. But yeah, it's a it's a awful look. All right. So we are almost out of time, but we should go through fan thoughts because you're not gonna be with me on Thursday. It's a sad state of affairs. But Cynthia Bailey will be filling in and we will be talking all things Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I actually don't have anything planned yet for Thursday. Maybe you control I might be able to join you. Yeah, unless my schedule, you know, unless I get that. You know, I like it when you wiggle with it. Sure, I like when for sure. Okay, So fan thoughts from Atlanta. Thank god Marlow is making everyone work for their peatures. I disagree because I feel like everyone shuts down when Marlo she's too much, she's too overpowering. I mean, I think she definitely has her spot on the show, and I'm she's by giving right now, which is okay because everybody needs to be different. But I don't feel like she's maken everybody work. Who would you want to hang out with the most on that show if you had to go on a vacation with just one person? Oh wow, okay, not Marlowe. She scares me. Um, Candy doesn't drink, right, Candy's husband doesn't drink. I don't know how it pass. I doesn't probably Kenya and I know you're gonna disagree with this, but and Drew, I think she'd be fun. And then Sonia, So we didn't talk about Charay and the fact that already we haven't even gotten to the fashion show, but she's already discrediting it. She's already calling it a fashion presentation because she doesn't I have, you know what, I'm losing hope on this whole line. I really am. I feel like, first of all, don't talk about something my my philosophy in life, and don't talk about it until it's happened. And I feel like she's been talking about this, she by Charay for fifteen years, and now it comes down to it, and she don't She's going to do a presentation, a presentation, and then when Kenya was like, let me walk for you, and then she's like your vixen video days are over. That was funny. That was funny. But I I just don't get it. I don't understand what she's doing with this. She by chre because there's a lot of people out there that can help her, like get your ship together. But also if you're not into doing it, like if you don't want if you're a housewife and you don't want to create a business, don't There's nothing worse than creating a fake business for the show. Well, and if it takes you ten to fifteen years to get it off the ground, well you might need help. Hold on enclosing. In closing, we have a couple of additional question these I did not come up with these. My oh god, what are they? How bad? Do you hate? What? Tamra? What discretion RASI? Oh god, Tamara Discrettion Rossy have a nose in real life? Oh god, oh dear lord. I wouldn't know. I haven't seen her in over ten years, so from what I've seen on Instagram, it got blurred. Um, okay, do you guys ever get sick of doing the pod or talking housewives? No? No, because we like each other. Sometimes we'll get sick of episodes like We're we've moved on. Certain shows are hard to cover when they're not that exciting, But we never get sick of being with each other and we figure out to talk about um or shipped to drink? Oh Teddy? How do you feel about people who don't like you? How do you feel about people that don't like you? Obviously there are people you don't know, So who gets two ships? I think I actually, for a while it hurt my feelings. I'm gonna be honest, like a couple of years ago, back at the beginning of the pandemic, that comes like what do you mean now? I take pride in it. I'm like, you take time out of your busy day to talk about some of you don't like. But you know what, in all honesty, you know I've gone through your so I've gotten so much ship And i'd have to say, since being off the show, I don't get those really really mean comments anymore. Um, the ones that hurt me. No, no, no, but I just I'm about to get them. I'm about to do UM. What I do think is is like we're people, and yeah, it hurts, and when you come after me as a mom or my looks or whatever, like if I see them like, yeah, it's kind of like it stings. So I'm human, you're human, like, and then you've got to put yourself into the place of that person that's actually taking the time out of their life to write something so mean about you, and to me, I'm like, you know what, God bless you. I feel sorry for you. I will pray for you because you're an asshole, Like who does that? And I think that ultimately, I feel really lucky because I'm not sure that all ex housewives or housewives can say the same. I have a really full life. Yeah, I have you a great life. I have a great family, I have a lot of friends, I have multiple successful businesses. And I'm one of those people that like, once you're my friend, you are my friend till the end. Like I developed real relationships, so I feel grateful for that. And if I piss you off, yeah you know what I'm sucking under, that means I mean something to you in your life. Listen, you don't get piste off about people that you don't care about, so you got to take that in consideration. But you know what, I did get a mean comment that really stung, you know. We I reposted Eddie's post about selling equipment at the gym, and um, somebody put on there, Oh, no, wonder she's going back to the show. She has no money, she has to close her gym down. So I went on to this girl's page and she was forty something and on in her bio said small business owner, and I thought, are you fucking kidding me right now? I said, you know, I wanted to say something to her. I think I did, and then I deleted it, and it's like, don't comment to any of these people. I'm like, we decided to close her gym down way before I got asked back to the show, so I had nothing to do with anything that's going on right out. And by by the way, I got a very successful CBD business, very successful. So just show your tips. And I think that's what's so hard, is like, as women, you are going to evan flow with the things that you're interested in. And yeah, like at the time, correct me if I'm wrong. At the time when cut was thriving, it was when you were doing those competitions, when when you were like, yeah, you know, we were doing good until the pandemic and until the pandemic, but you also were invested in a different kind of way. Yes, So to have somebody actually say that to me, you got to remove yourself and put yourself in That person said, here's a woman that says on her bio she's a small business owner, knowing what the pandemic has done small businesses, fuck you, you know what I mean? And I wanted so badly to just like annihilate this woman post or comment and do all this stuff. And I'm like, no, she ain't worth it. And plus how much like this should show the kind of person that Tamera is. She would rather close down than stop paying her vendors and stop paying the people that were for her because they're unable to change, you know. Like that that's where it's really like, guys, listen, we almost made it to nine years. I'm proud of what we did, what we felt. And you know what, you'll all find out what more things are more things are coming, But you know what it is what it is, and it's sad. It's sad. It's a loss. It is loss. We we lost Bronx. Then you know, the business closing down like it's hard, so that's all I have to you know, and go fucking duck for saying that. Yeah, and like pupping fucking assholes were assholes, but we're paid to do it. Cheers. See you next week, I mean Thursday,

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