It’s the week after Christmas and Devin and Carolina look like shit, but they’re here. In a continuation of the True Crime Romance series, Carolina tells Devin the story of a guy who loooved to buy life insurance for his multiple wives. The girls discuss how to know if your boyfriend is a murderer, and revisit their High Brow / Mid Brow / Low Brow segment which leads to conversations about Survivor, RHONY and the Pillsbury Doughpeople. Then, Carolina’s shape wear recommendation turns political and Devin recommends the best skincare product for people with germaphobic OCD. Editor’s Note: Carolina would also like to retract her support for SKIMS tights as they tore off her during her second wearing.