FULL SHOW | We Want Perth's Biggest.....Nose

Xav and Katie launch a competition they've wanted to do for ages - the quest for Perth's Biggest Schnozz! Ryan Daniels a very poor Derby quiz. Flight Captain Xavier Ellis is told to fly our show for 5 minutes. It does not go well at all! Friday Lines is all about rivalries.

FULL SHOW | Xav Finally Flies A Plane!

The day has arrived - Can Xavier Ellis actually land a plane!? Liam Baker on his suspension from this Friday night's Western Derby. What surgery were you awake for?

FULL SHOW | Katie's "Cameron Diaz" Operation

Katie's back after a "Cameron Diaz" operation. Freo's Patrick Voss on having an operation that goes in the downstairs areas... but not in the backside. The Block's Scott Cam on the contestants that are apologetic after a series.

FULL SHOW | Dani Shuey's Big Birthday Scare

Dani Shuey helps out today - and she got a big scare for her birthday recently. Xav's wife Em has her say on whether Xav could land a plane! What could you do with no qualifications? Xav's kid Ted ran away from home.

FULL SHOW | Finally Putting Captain Xav To The Test

Katie wants to test Xav on one of his well used statements: Landing a plane is easy! The World Cup half time show has some mixed reviews. Katie got "fat shamed" by our bosses partner on the weekend. Someone's doing a cat perfume and it's as dumb as it sounds

FULL SHOW | Katie's Rotto Accident

Xav and Katie living it fancy today at Rotto. Katie had an incident with a lime yesterday. Ryan Daniels on Xav's behaviour at an exclusive event! The best gear of the week - Friday Lines.

FULL SHOW | England... It Isn't Coming Home.....

We meet Adam who stopped a carjacker at a Dan Murphy's in Carine. Sadly, it's not coming home for England or our English correspondent (but he had a good time at Crown!) What happened on the boat? West Coast's Liam Baker on whether Nathan Broad would be a good fit for the team in 2027.

FULL SHOW | Prince Xavier and Lady Lamb

Please rise for Prince Xavier and Lady Lamb! Our England correspondent Adam has an amazing story about his dad - a true tight arse! Have you publicly shamed someone for cheating? We cross to London to get the vibe ahead of England's FIFA World Cup semifinal

FULL SHOW | Team Gets A Rub Down

Xav's organised something fancy for the team... We "honour" legendary actor Sam Neill in our own way. Do you want to be our England correspondent for the FIFA World Cup semifinal

FULL SHOW | Topless Patrick Voss Again!

Fremantle's Patrick Voss on constantly having his playing jumper ripped in footy games (don't tell us it's unintentional Vossy!) When animals attack! Xav's running scrapes Katie's interesting facial in Bali