After Rory McIlroy's Masters Champions' Dinner reveal, the team breakdown what would make their menu. Spida is bruschetta, tomahawks and cheesecake with VB on the side. Liam goes duck pancakes, fish burger and chips with Dr Pepper. Leisel is dumplings, cacio e pepe and banoffee pie with margaritas. George goes ceviche and oysters, pork belly jungle curry and boa buns, tiramisu and sticky date with extra dirty martinis.

Spida has major neighbour beef with the people who have just moved in next door. Loud kids are making the old man grumpy. Jane in Mermaid Waters is looking for somewhere to move to since her neighbours moved in. Loud mouths with terrible language. Mark's neighbours are the worst DJ's ever, because they never listen to a full song. Nothing beats Kerry, whose neighbours told the cops she had a meth lab in the basement.

Jeff from Arundel had a BBQ blunder back in the day that scared him off cooking with gas. Can he be convinced to be the ceremonial BBQ starter? Turns out Jeff also has doubts about air travel.

The Podium Game is BACK with the team's Podium of Sounds. Kookaburras, cans cracking, wickets being skittled and Gus Gould before State of Origin! Some psycho in the office says nails on a blackboard... callers love a truck's break exhaust rumbling and their great grandchild's first laughs.