The Producers (2005) Musical & Showbiz
Our scheme? What sheme? ... Join our scheme for iconic earworms, incredible casting choices, and genuine, old school RAZZLE DAZZLE! The person most confused by the film this week was: Definitely Leo.
Death Becomes Her: Camp & Sideboob
The morgue?! Drink the potion for scary skincare, Meryl but macabre, and beauty mongers breasting boobily. The person most confused by the film this week was: The department head of "the Study of Women."
Scream: Misogynist & Gown
HAPPY HALLOWEEK. Shriek at the top of your lungs for bad boyfriends, slaying slashers, and Courtney Cox. The person most confused by the film this week was: us, because we still have no idea who put this on the list.
Twitches: Cute & Canada
Go Twitches, go Twitches! Jump into a portal for druidical doppelgängers, ghastly gloves, and crafty closets. The person most confused by the film was: the American twins when their car gave the temperature reading in Celsius.
The Iron Giant: Paranoid & Pelvis
I... am not... a gun... Strike up an unlikely friendship with this episode for big bonks, distressingly unfazed denizens and... Conan O'Brien? The person most confused by the film this week was: the child when an FBI agent moved into his house???
Labyrinth: Psychosexual & Puppet
Things are not what they seem.... Embark on our conversational maze for polarizing puppets, formative figures, and the most goblin-loving girl in cinematic history. The person most confused by the film this week was: the BABY, irl.
The Birdcage: Gay & Family
Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Don your wigs for sweet soulmates, subpar sons, and slimy senators. The person most confused by the film this week was: Calista Flockhart's Republican parents.
Freaky Friday (1976): Preposterous & Waterski
If only we could switch place for... one ... day! Make a wish for moms on skateboards, daughters relaying the entire history of the Korean War, and a judgmental basset hound. The person most confused by the film this week was: every single character these women spoke to at any time during the film…
Juno: Preggo & Tic Tac
Oh, baby! Put on your stretch pants for a movie full of caring parents, uptight couples, and extremely chill and socially well-adjusted teens. The person most confused by the film this week was: the science lab couple.
Music and Lyrics: Quippy & Cactus
Grab your notepads to pen tone-deaf tryouts, bumbling Brits, and wearisome writers. The person most confused by the film this week was: Cora's fanbase on the topic of appropriation.