Fiddler on the Roof: Traditional & Boyfriends

Traditioooon! On the one hand, listen to this episode for piously popping-off bangers. On the other hand, listen to this episode for daughters dating increasingly problematic bad-boys. The person most confused by the film this week was: Tevye, our king and eternal mood. 

National Treasure: Pedantic & Clues

It's Valley Forge... Follow our clues for patriotic problem-solving, endangered Declarations, and Nicolas Cage doing the most. The person most confused by the film this week was: Riley, defintiely Riley. 

My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Familial & Bundt

Opa! Introduce this podcast to your famlily for comedic characters, erroneous etymology, and slay mama self-improvement. The person most confused by the film this week was: the bundt with a plant in it and, simultaneously, the plant in a bundt.

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: Artistic & Cliff

Mon cœur! Bienvenue à a key element of Tossed Popcorn lore that we forgot to tell anyone about until right now. Asseyez-vous for artsy affairs, book clubs in Bretagne, and vigorous Vivaldi. The person most confused by the film this week was: The Milanese suitor waiting for his hot girl.jpeg to arri…

The Matrix: Dystopian & Goop

Um...ew! Keanu Reeves positively kicks it in this week's movie, which is Flushed Away meets The Shawshank Redemption meets Stranger Things meets serving c*nt. The person most confused by the film this week was: yeah definitely us, obviously us.

Moulin Rouge!: Frenetic & Top Hat

We should be LOOOVEEERS. Put your iPod on shuffle for bad-guy benefactors, Australian ingenues, and the very essence of theater kids everywhere. The person most confused by the film this week was: India :/ because why would they do that. 

Spirited Away: Melancholy & Frog

Surprisingly: ribbit. Disrobe for bathing banshees, mouthwatering meals, and parental pigs. The person most confused by the film this week was: the soot sprites after Kamajī union busted them.

Bend It Like Beckham: Supportive & Girlies

Goooooal!!! A movie for UK & Ireland lovers, football (/soccer) lovers, and lover lovers. The person most confused by the film this week was: England every four years, convinced it's coming home.

Moonstruck: Feral & Hand

Do you believe in life after Nicolas Cage? If we could turn back time, we wouldn't! Because Cher is perfect at every hour. SHE'S got US, babe. Tune in for pricey plumming, adulterous ancestors, and lupine love interests. The person most confused by the film this week was: the crying grandpa, bless …

Love & Basketball: Loving & Basketball

*Sports buzzer buzz* Pass the ball this way for childhood crushes, basketball-themed boning, and ...some truly powerful discussions about gender and parenthood. The person most confused by the film this week was: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar after being unnecessarily roasted.