Real Women Have Curves: Harsh & Dresses
Mom!!! Send in a college application 5 months late for an episode full of mean-spirited mamas, chub-phobic chismosas, and America Ferrera's film debut! The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone whenever George Lopez appears in their driveway
The Parent Trap: Wealthy & Boom
*Spits out a lizard* Secret handshake for tricksy twins, scheming sisters and plotting pals. The person most confused by the film this week was: the parents, duh!
A League of Their Own: Sporty & Honks
Home run! Round the bases for powerful Peaches, drunken dugouts, and Bill Pullman, baby! The person most confused by the film this week was: at least 90% of the team, sexually.
Stick It: Badass & Beam
*Record SCRATCH* Back handspring into an episode full of flippy friendships, historical haircuts, and awesome athleticism. The person most confused by the film this week was: everybody's bra straps, suddenly out.
Flamin' Hot: Spicy & Underdog
*Licks Cheeto dust off fingers*. Bite into this episode for Protestant preguntas, Chicano chips, and family flavor fests. The person most confused by the film this week was: Matt Walsh's mustache (the absence of)
The Marvels: Silly & Goose
*Doubles Dutch* Fly into the sun for lit ladies, marvelous mamas, and carnivorous cats. The person most confused by the film this week was: the entire space crew getting flerkened.
Aftersun: Crying AND Nude?
cw: suicide, depression. Uh... Check in to this episode for a father's enervation, film documentation, and a beach vacation. Watch at your own risk. The person most confused by the film this week was: the audience during the macarena.
Good Luck to You, Leo Grande: Vulnerable & Mars Bar
*Pops prosecco* Book a room for bashful boning, candid conversation, and mouthwatering Mars bars. The person most confused by the film this week was: Becky, having an insane day at work.
Laapataa Ladies: Misplaced & Blunder
You're not my wife! Exchange vows for farcical fiancés, women in the workforce, and suspicious SIM cards. The person most confused by the film this week was: Phool, but that is the patriarchy's fault.
The Farewell: Dutiful & Grief
Fly out for gregarious grandmas, delicious dishes, and way chill weddings. The person most confused by the film this week was: Ellen the dog, that she was not in more scenes.