Tool of the Week: Drunken Flamingo Heist

This tool thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and steal a flamingo. He was wrong. Meet your Tool of the Week! 

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What was in this guys pants that made him get stopped by the TSA? Meet your Tool of the Week! 

Tool of the Week: Stretcher Stealer

This tool was stealing stretchers from funeral homes that cause a multi state task force to hunt him down. They should have just started with Florida. Meet your Tool of the Week! 

Tool of the Week: Packer Fan Fun

This cheesehead broke into the local bar in his Green and Gold gear. Meet your Tool of the Week! 

Tool of the Week: Menards Rebate Scam

You save big money, You save big money..... when you steal from Menards. Meet your Tool of the Week! 

Tool of the Week: Jet Blue Nap

This tool broke on to a Jet Blue airplane so he could take a nap. Please put your seatback in the upright tool position. Meet your Tool of the Week!    

Tool of the Week-- Get Off My Lawn

This tool decided to put up a spike strip to keep kids off his front yard. It didn't work. Meet your Tool of the Week!

Tool of the Week: Naked Walmart Break In

This tool broke into the Walmart.....naked. That kind of behavior always gets you nominated for Tool of the Week! 

Tool of the Week: Major League Tool

This tool took all the money meant for a little league team and spent it on strippers. Meet your Tool of the Week! 

Tool of the Week -- Road Rage Ukulele

A road rage fight on the side of the road ended with one person being hit with a ukulele. Meet your Tools of the Week!