The Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 4 (7.15)  

Someone (probably a billionaire) just dropped a cool $50 million on “Gus,” a 61% complete T-Rex skeleton unearthed on a ranch in South Dakota. Paleontologist Thomas Heitkamp and his team dug it up, and fun fact: Most dinosaur skeletons are privately owned these days.  

Timmy spins the classic “Growing Pains” theme song and shares the wild story from former child star Ashley Johnson (who played little Chrissy Seaver) about surviving an attempted kidnapping while working on the show around age seven.  

Longtime KFI board operator and sex therapist Sam Zia stops by the studio with a bag full of Hitachi Magic Wands, butt plugs and vibrators to say farewell before his big move to Spain — he’d just come from a three-day sex toy conference at the Burbank Marriott.  

And in a fun AI-powered focus group by SmartFocus.ai, seven out of eight virtual Californians voted against changing daylight-saving time — they want more sleep and hate getting up in the dark. Timmy agrees: He’s team night owl all the way, they’re just more fun!